₦airaland Forum

haggai247:
Is 14 greater than 7? first question for tuface.

Idomas should find a politician that could tell the tivs why they need power.

Tiv will continue to be the governors because they have more local government than idoma igede etilo junkun and other smaller tribe.

Democracy no be zoning ooo

@BOLD
Relate this your analogy to National level which means the Hausa /Fulani or the NORTHERN should continue ruling Nigeria.

That "Vasectomy " adviser head should be examined properly

Jostoman:
you are the one posting rubbish and you are still the one commenting rubbish.

And you are encouraging Rubbish ?...

Proudlycanadian:
Add pictures to make it interesting na

Ok then

Today is the 13th April 2022.

The Cell Phone is 49 years + 1week old today.

Everybody reading this post uses a cell phone now.

Today that technology is 48 years old.

The first cellphone called Danatac was invented by motorola which cost US $4000.

It was first used on 6th April 1973 .

The cellphone has gone through massive transformation over time. There is hardly anything it cannot do relating to data and voice communication.

There are at least six billion users of cellphone in the World today. China tops the list with 1,321,930,000 users followed by India with 1,151,936,422 users and United States with 327,577,52 users. Nigeria has about 167 million users of cellphone out of a population of 180+ million.

The first experience Nigeria had with cell phone was from the presidential guards during the Babangida regime. They were seen talking to a device among themselves while in the President's entourage and we asked ourselves if they were talking to spirits.

That was 1985.

Later Abacha introduced the cellular phones in 1995.

A 090 line cost N150,000 while a handset depending on brand about cost about N40,000 and you pay activation fee N25,000.

That time travelling from Lagos to North needs roaming charge of N5,000 which was later reduced to N2,500 otherwise your line will not work(crazy nation).

Your entire stay in North can finish before the roaming started working. Meanwhile, your money had gone.

They said North and South used different exchanges.

In Portharcourt, you had to go to Enugu to activate the line.

All states in the East rely on Enugu for their complaints.

There was an advanced deposit for consumption and from then you receive monthly bills that run into hundreds of thousands.

The corrupt Nitel workers can create proxy lines or duplicate your line. There is a particular line they can sell to you called "FIRE", that one you only call and cannot receive. Phones were status symbols, men carry empty handsets talking to empty air just to show up and impress girls.

You are billed both ways calling and receiving, meanwhile there was only voice call and no text message or any kind of data usage; the expensive handsets were analogue, no colour. If you want caller I.D facility you had to pay N5,000.

When GSM came, a sim card was sold for 25,000 Naira. Today it is 150 Naira. Handsets that could only receive voice messages and SMS without data cost from 20,000 to 150,000 Naira. Today, such phones cost 3500 Naira. Nokia Communicator was the highest phone that sold for 250,000. I saw it now on display for 6000 naira.

Let us celebrate cellphone. It is our most important personal device. It is one thing we cannot do without.


Pls share your cell phone experience here


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Igbofam:
I know Rita personally right down to her house in VGC before she relocated to Abuja to stay with her fiance.

She is a lovable, simple, mind your business kind of person. She didn't need a strong man to sweep her off her feet because this is not her first relationship.

I know all the guys she has dated. Just that none of them were serious enough to go all the way like this guy.

pls tell us how many she has dated so we can do a rough estimate of the GULF size

just minding my biz though

ikemesit4477:
if she is wise! she shouldn't wait for natural conception, ivf asap! Time is ruining out!

VirileNelly2420 are you listening ?

VirileNelly2420:
I think U're confused. Wot has Tonto to do wit Rita Dominic?
Is Rita feminist? When was the last time u even heard anything from Rita?
U're crying about the engine, is the engine urs? Are u the buyer? Is the buyer complaining?

Plz find somewhere else and channel ur vexation.

Moreso, u're not to tell people, be it man or woman, d ripe time for them to get married. Anyone can aswell choose to remain single. I don't see how it's affecting u.

And for ur info, am a guy. Wots more?

You seem deranged

you said Rita is Rich
then Tonto Dike is also rich.
but fame also failed ha..

since you claim to be man
then continue with expired engine

VirileNelly2420:
Wots really ur vex Mr?

Am yet to grab where U're driving at.

She's rich!
She's eva young!
She married late!
She's pregnant!
She's happy!

I ask again, what is ur vex Mr?

hear anoda mumu talk

TONTO DIKE no rich
ever young, says who, you are just seeing the body how about the engine?
Marry where all her bone don weak?
so feminist dey happy for pregnancy now?
& who told you she is happy??

VirileNelly2420:
Shes currently pregnant... Can add more 1 or 2 by God's grace. Even if she doesn't, she's still fulfilled.

Some marry at d age of 20 and at 50 are yet to hear a cry of baby in dia household.

feminist on the prowl

Those are exceptional cases in Hundreds.
she chose fame & money above marriage. They are consequences of every actions & inactions

"truly, despite a woman's career and money, the greatest Achievement of that woman is still pegged at MARRIAGE.........NwaAmaikpe (2019)"

Parisian:
Ehya, why are you pained and crying all over the place. Rita is made for life....Her husband and unborn kid are both made for life.

You're not qualified to lace Rita's shows ,not now and definitely not in the world to come but continue spewing your bitterness all over the place if it makes your balls less saggy.

I really pity you with your local reasoning
Nobody is EVER made for life.

Rita and the like of you has eaten chunk of her life chasing money & fame.
you can never eat your cake & have it.
The breast is no longer pointing & the sparkling or sensors of her cells are gradually dying from of aura of love & longing.

a parting word for you

"truly, despite a woman's career and money, the greatest Achievement of that woman is still pegged at MARRIAGE.........NwaAmaikpe (2019)"
just imagine @50 she can still undergoes the rigour of labor room & nursing mother

LilMissFavvy:
Stupidd*Buffon*. Even women far older than Rita are having children, but a fooool like you is not aware. With good dieting and modern medical methods, an older women can have children. Or you have not been seeing several advanced women giving birth? Fooool.

another local feminist spotted
E pain am wella

you are in severe pain now

"truly, despite a woman's career and money, the greatest Achievement of that woman is still pegged at MARRIAGE.........NwaAmaikpe (2019)"

adedayoa2:
she's happy, are you?

who said so??

kwantinu deceiving yourself

"truly, despite a woman's career and money, the greatest Achievement of that woman is still pegged at MARRIAGE."........NwaAmaikpe (2019)

Katier00:
what do you mean by enslave? This is a public forum not a psychiatrist ward. The man in question is 56 while Rita is 47. Biko just wish them well

47 ?
menopause age according to the book is 50
ha current age 47
Balance of productive yrs = 3 yrs

Those feminist out there are you reasoning

Majesty2:
Where are our online beerfraud warriors, fulanis are busy killing your fellow useless pigs while you brainless akpu muching gorrilas are chestbeating here on nairaland, you subhumans from pigsty region should go face them now

online beerfraud warriors?
what a troll

ivolt:
What appropriate authority will prosecute someone for an act that is not an offence?
It is a shame that the dull spokesman is way smarter than you.

perhaps you can be used
as guinea pig to test the law

numb skull

vannessa7:
All your theories and write-up will not change islam or determine for God who is serving Him. First off, you have never been a Muslim so you have no practical experience of the two religion to compare and arrive at a conclusion. Any researcher knows in order to arrive at a viable derivatives they need practical experience. It doesn't matter what you quote or where you quote it from, islam is far above christianity in every way, christians are actually trying to become a Muslim, i.e, get access to God Almighty while Muslim have free access, the devil dwell in the church and in christian but cannot dare you with Islam. I know because I have a first hand intimate experience of the two sides, therefore I prefer everything islam has to offer in after life because I know if I'm out of bounds to the devil here, I will definitely be out of bounds to him in afterlife provided I practice islam with dedication and I do not practice evil or hurt other human being in any way deliberately and I do not allow any filth or bad odour around my life which can invite the devil. Alhamdulilahi Minal muslumin

Alhamdulilahi

ivolt:
Prosecuted by who?
It is a shame that the army director of information is not aware that the
military cannot prosecute a civilian.

go school you said sam sam
na online scam dey hungry you
the key words is "will be prosecuted "

@bold by appropriate authority

UN publishes 1st quarter Demography Report 2019
There are 7.8Billion people on planet . (earth).
The report shows:-

Women = 5.6Billion,
Men = 2.2Billion.

So, they advised women to be careful in showing attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:

• One billion are married already.
• 130 million are in prison.
• 70 million are mentally ill.

That means that we have just about 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1billion:

• 50% are jobless
• 3% are gay
• 5% are Catholic Priests
• 10% are your relatives
• 32% are above 66years.

So, ladies both the married and singles should handle men with respect

helinues:
Better

God to protect our gallant Troops

AntiBeEmCe:
And you abusing the privilege of being stvpid.

They are not having a field day yet People are Kidnapped and killed everyday? The people who are Kidnapped, don't they deserve the privilege of typing trash comfortably from their homes?

Common geddifok.


https://www.nairaland.com/6926629/boko-haram-attacks-army-base

popping champagne whenever there is an attack on military's formations & you still need peace in your abode?
you see how deluded you become?
"dan kwaya"

regular traitor
enemy of the STATE
hope you read this as well

https://www.nairaland.com/6926688/boko-haram-military-inflicts-heavy#109130239

AntiBeEmCe:
Bandits are having field day all around...na camo be ds ones problem.

Something so vague as wearing camo...why will Terrorism not flourish in the North?

having a field and you can still
write trash from the comfort of your home?


You are bereaved of critical reasoning by default

Vickym1:
How about the bandits that brag with camo, how many have you caught and persecute?


Mad people everywhere

@least they wore theirs in the bush..
with this can of your reasoning how do think we can move forward
opposing everything just because of your hatred for the Nation?

wawa kowai

If you think Buhari went as far as somewhere 'Kenya' to fetch your hunchback albino porn star supreme leader to come and face his trial but only to release him so soon, then you should prepare for heart break.

WhatCanIsay:
My brother keep it up with the evil work

Kudos

you supporting an insurrectionist & secessionist?
are you ok at all

nice one from FGN

PrinceOfLagos:
Why is this drunks hand bag on the table

No be office be dat?

e pain you ba

Powerful message to all human beings.

A monkey clapped its hands as it watched the elephant and the hippo fighting. One of the legs of the hippo was eventually broken.

So the medicine man said he needed the veins of a monkey to prepare the medicine.

When the monkey was caught and told the reason, he sadly said, I would have reconciled them if I knew the conflict will eventually affect me.

It was too late for the monkey.
So let us all be part of the positive solution.

Every crisis you see or hear about will one day affect you too.

We should use our opportunities well by preaching peace, unity and love. We may also cry one day if we don't help today.

Make yourself a Solution and not a PROMOTER of any Crisis!

BelovedofLord:
YOU all go watch:
"TEARS OF THE SUN"


# This is a western world projection of what's to go down in the expired, failed unworkable and extinguishing contraption, shortly!


# YOU'LL be amazed at the way and manner events are looking up in that directiom!!!

# BUT, GOD FORBID!!!!

A monkey clapped its hands as it watched the elephant and the hippo fighting. One of the legs of the hippo was eventually broken.

So the medicine man said he needed the veins of a monkey to prepare the medicine.

When the monkey was caught and told the reason, he sadly said, I would have reconciled them if I knew the conflict will eventually affect me.

It was too late for the monkey.
So let us all be part of the positive solution.

Every crisis you see or hear about will one day affect you too.

We should use our opportunities well by preaching peace, unity and love. We may also cry one day if we don't help today.

Make yourself a Solution and not a PROMOTER of any Crisis!

nice write up...soon those IPOB sympathizer will flood with voodoo theory