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PoliticsRe: Did PDP Dodge A Bullet By Not Fielding Wike As VP. by alasane: 2:38pm On Jun 16, 2022
DMerciful:
The Yorubas pushing PDP to pick Wike know what they're doing grin

But Atiku is an old timer in politics, nor be today grin Tinubu will be thrashed for sure.

Anyways, we're Obi-dient cheesy Obi is the sure first choice
People who have demarketed Nigeria
Insulted some of us who don't take japa idea to heart
Criticised us for being Patriots
Called Nigeria a failed country, a zoo
All of a sudden think they love Nigeria more than us
You disgust me!
PoliticsRe: Dankwambo: Charge Politicians 50,000 Dollars If You Must Sell Your Vote. by alasane: 1:58pm On Jun 15, 2022
kom pay your own arrears
FamilyRe: My 17yrs Old Son Is Getting Out Of Hand by alasane: 9:41am On Jun 09, 2022
Anobody:
I'm a single mother of two teenage sons, lost my husband 10 years ago and have been struggling to cater for them singlehandedly. My first son is 19 and the last 17 years but I'm getting fed up with the disrespect and regret not taking them to the village so I could remarry.

They both left secondary school and working to save up for school and I don't ask them for a dime. My last son suddenly started behaving like a tout, pierced both ears and turning his hair to dread, takes my stuff without my permission and even to extent of holding my hands when I get furious to beat him.

My first son is dating a girl and spends all his money on her to the extend of asking me for transport fare sometimes. Sometimes they come home by 10 or 11pm and are ready to fight me if I get furious to discipline them.

What broke the camel's back was that my last son went to a friend's bday party overnight without telling me, my first son said he called to tell him he won't return and NONE OF THEM TOLD ME under my roof.

I've tried talking calmly, denying certain privilege and discipline but it keeps getting worse, my last option is to take them back to their father's village before I die of hbp.

I'm depressed nairalanders�, please I seek matured advice, thanks.

Please help me push to front page
@red is the only option now
PoliticsRe: Igbos Should Start Telling Themselves Truth by alasane: 4:48pm On Jun 08, 2022
they (IGBO) are bunch of mediocre
RomanceRe: I'm About To Break Up My Relationship Of 3 Years Due To Indecent Dressing by alasane: 11:27am On Jun 08, 2022
you be mumu .....to be serious with a club girl at first time
PoliticsRe: My Counter attack On Seun's "Islam made the north So Powerful " by alasane: 1:06pm On Jun 07, 2022
angelfallz:
How many northerners are educated up to the level of holding such positions in universities?
local narratives
PoliticsRe: I Warned Tinubu About Buhari – Ayo Adebanjo (Afenifere Leader) by alasane: 11:36am On Jun 07, 2022
Only Northerners believe Nigeria is one. Visit Northern Universities and see Yoruba’s, Igbos and other tribes as HODs, DVCs & Exam officers. But try and visit Universities in the South, East or West is hardly for you to see a staff or student there occupying such position.
PoliticsRe: My Counter attack On Seun's "Islam made the north So Powerful " by alasane: 11:34am On Jun 07, 2022
SammieRexx:
Stop saying what you don't know.nobody speaks Hausa in Benue. Travel and learn
you must be a joker
learn and travel more.
How do the name Makurdi come about?
PoliticsRe: My Counter attack On Seun's "Islam made the north So Powerful " by alasane: 11:32am On Jun 07, 2022
Only Northerners believe Nigeria is one. Visit Northern Universities and see Yoruba’s, Igbos and other tribes as HODs, DVCs & Exam officers. But try and visit Universities in the South, East or West is hardly for you to see a staff or student there occupying such position.
CelebritiesRe: Sabinus Set To Sue Peak Milk, Demands 1 Billion Naira by alasane: 1:02pm On May 30, 2022
damosky12:
You know... you didn't have to insult. You could make your point reasonably without needless insults.

Even at the registration, a copyright of the phrase is likely null and void, given that it isn't directly connected to any concrete product he sells or intends to sell. Copyright laws are only valid to the extent to which they relate to concrete products. Such a copyright registration would, in this case, be invalid.
This is person calm and well articulated in make his point without any insult. God bless you
PhonesRe: My Terrible Experience Shopping With Jumia Nigeria by alasane: 12:38pm On May 27, 2022
bought hair clipper and packed up less than a month, what is the Standard Organization of Nigeria (SON) & Consumer Protection Agency doing ?
CrimeRe: Graphic Pics Of UGM That Killed Two Nigeria Army Personnel{couples} Photo's by alasane: 4:34pm On May 17, 2022
“Macbeth has murdered sleep, and therefore Macbeth will sleep no more.” William Shakespeare ( 26 April 1564 – 23 April 1616)
PoliticsRe: Deborah Samuel: Court Remands Two Suspects In Prison by alasane: 6:04pm On May 16, 2022
HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE: A GUIDE FOR IDIOTS

1- Go to a public centre in Tel Aviv, Israel and shout "I LOVE HITLAR" or "THE HOLOCAUST IS A LIE." you will be sure to die in a few seconds either from angry burst of guns or innumerable punches.

2- Take a trip to Enugu main market in Southern Nigeria and shout, "NNAMDI KANU IS A TERRORIST" or "I LOVE NIGERIA." You have only half a second to meet the angel of death.

3- Blindfold yourself and cross a busy highway. The chances of your becoming a mangled lumps of flesh is high.

4- Attend the political rally of the Hindu party in India and declare loudly, " I am a Muslim; I love eating cow." The next moment your killers would be washing your filthy blood off their hands in river Ganga Ma.

5- Should I tell you what will happen tomorrow if you go to the heartland of Islam and insult Muhammadur Rasulillah? Your suicide mission will be accomplished.

It is not jungle justice. It is suicide mission to undertake any of the five steps outlined. And if I may ask why should any idiot do it and expect to survive? And the world is full of realities that are immutable. Stop blaming victims of hate speech and blame the idiots who test their will. No constitution, and no law can save suicidal idiots who dare to ride on the crest of their unrreasonable hate to cross the line at it its centre.
PLEASE AVOID ANYTHING THAT CAN LEAD YOU TO SUICIDE, LIFE IS A GIFT WITH NO DUPLICATE
PoliticsRe: Deborah Samuel: Christian Association Of Nigeria Declares Nationwide Protest by alasane: 6:02pm On May 16, 2022
lampvoice:
You don't deserve an answer but I think I'm nice enough to remind you that those who killed Linus and Gloria are non-state actors just like the bandits, BH, ISWAP harbored in the North. But the case of Deborah is that of a group of people who did a video of their act without masks on and on a government property (school) Go 88:21-22 of your Quran and try wisdom while reading it not radicalism.

Of course CAN has to draw the attention of the world to the fact that Islams agenda in Nigeria is not peace cause no Christian will convert willingly as you migrate towards the ocean. You know what Gaddafi was to the course and you know what the present Present of Turkey is to the course.

You're being watched
HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE: A GUIDE FOR IDIOTS

1- Go to a public centre in Tel Aviv, Israel and shout "I LOVE HITLAR" or "THE HOLOCAUST IS A LIE." you will be sure to die in a few seconds either from angry burst of guns or innumerable punches.

2- Take a trip to Enugu main market in Southern Nigeria and shout, "NNAMDI KANU IS A TERRORIST" or "I LOVE NIGERIA." You have only half a second to meet the angel of death.

3- Blindfold yourself and cross a busy highway. The chances of your becoming a mangled lumps of flesh is high.

4- Attend the political rally of the Hindu party in India and declare loudly, " I am a Muslim; I love eating cow." The next moment your killers would be washing your filthy blood off their hands in river Ganga Ma.

5- Should I tell you what will happen tomorrow if you go to the heartland of Islam and insult Muhammadur Rasulillah? Your suicide mission will be accomplished.

It is not jungle justice. It is suicide mission to undertake any of the five steps outlined. And if I may ask why should any idiot do it and expect to survive? And the world is full of realities that are immutable. Stop blaming victims of hate speech and blame the idiots who test their will. No constitution, and no law can save suicidal idiots who dare to ride on the crest of their unrreasonable hate to cross the line at it its centre.
PLEASE AVOID ANYTHING THAT CAN LEAD YOU TO SUICIDE, LIFE IS A GIFT WITH NO DUPLICATE
Foreign AffairsRe: Female Suicide Bomber Blows Herself Up On A Van, Killing 4 People In Pakistan by alasane:
BetterHeadline:
No it isn't my narrative. Whenever "Allah-u-AK BOOM" happens, people like you who call themselves "moderate" Muslims will quickly run to the Internet to defend and justify the action of those you call "radical" Muslims by ranting defensively about Christians, Crusaders, White men, Hitler, and others who are irrelevant to the discussion. You rarely condemn the terrorism of the "radical" Muslims.
Frankly speaking, your defensive rants are repetitive and boring.

We have been condemning the White man for what they did many years ago. And we'll condemn Muslims for what they are doing today.

Speaking of slavery and experiments, the Arabs (the real Muslims) did worse.
Shallow response again.
The atrocities perpetuating in Muslims Land will continue to haunt you.....
& make more Muslim Radical by those incendiary remarks .

So you regard the daily killing of Palestinian by the Zionist a past?
the invasion of Iraq,Libya,Somalia etc ...

same you said the "pen is mightier than the sword.."
by effectively used your pen to damaged Islam with all derogatory words in the lexicon...
so try & live by the consequences of the sword.
Foreign AffairsRe: Female Suicide Bomber Blows Herself Up On A Van, Killing 4 People In Pakistan by alasane: 12:21pm On Apr 27, 2022
BetterHeadline:
I'm sure you're a "moderate" Muslim who is just doing his/her part in defending and protecting "radical" Muslims. Typical behavior.
Just your narrative ...

If Christians don't go on Jihad what made a group of white men come to your village, kill your people, buy and sell them as slaves and justify it all by Christianizing them? Do you know how many people the catholic church set on fire once they caught them reading books and studying science?

or we should remind you how the "white" used BLACK for medical experiment?

Foreign AffairsRe: Female Suicide Bomber Blows Herself Up On A Van, Killing 4 People In Pakistan by alasane: 9:59am On Apr 27, 2022
ohosi4real:
This world without Muslim would I have be a better place for man to live peacefully
even Hitler,Benito Mussolini, Putin, the Zionist Israelis killing Palestinian,The Japanese Suicide Attacks of World War 2
Kamikaze! are Muslims?
PoliticsRe: Terrorists Release Another Photograph Of Abducted Kaduna-Abuja Train Passengers by alasane: 12:34pm On Apr 26, 2022
lightskinnigga:
And the VP of the country still wants to become president?

Even the minister of transport, under whose watch this heinous crime was committed wants to become president?

In sane climes, these folks mentioned would hide their faces in shame.

They’re guilty by association



eh

PoliticsRe: What Jonathan Told Protesters Who Want Him To Declare For Presidency (VIDEO) by alasane: 12:56pm On Apr 22, 2022
instead you telling us how Idoma are preparing to tackle the TIV in Benue state or how to develop you hamlet Owukpa
PhonesRe: Where Is Your Favorite Phone Pressing Spot? by alasane: 3:20pm On Apr 21, 2022
Bodmum:
whenever I finished knacking chioma amara.

PhonesRe: Where Is Your Favorite Phone Pressing Spot? by alasane: 3:18pm On Apr 21, 2022
Gunboysavage:
I am Chioma's boyfriend.. You're dead cry grin
ok
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Army Vs Nigeria Navy by alasane: 3:16pm On Apr 21, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
hahahahahahahaha. Make I claim am na
eh

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Army Vs Nigeria Navy by alasane: 11:09am On Apr 21, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
DM me. As a Military personnel I'll break it down for u if u are really serious
which Military personnel
so no get work kom the doing kelebe for NL?
Nairaland GeneralRe: 72 Boko Haram/iswap Terrorists Surrenders To The Nigerian Troops by alasane: 11:06am On Apr 21, 2022
They don't deserve mercy
hardened terrorist
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Rita Dominic’s Bridal Shower As She's Set To Marry Fidelis Anosike by alasane: 9:11am On Apr 21, 2022
VirileNelly2420:
Wots really ur vex Mr?

Am yet to grab where U're driving at.

She's rich!
She's eva young!
She married late!
She's pregnant!
She's happy!

I ask again, what is ur vex Mr?
make she go pay the debt now

https://www.nairaland.com/7088041/rita-dominics-newly-wedded-husband#112124822
CelebritiesRe: Mr Ibu Attends Rita Dominic's Traditional Wedding (Photo) by alasane: 2:14pm On Apr 20, 2022
@VirileNelly2420 & co
where is the husband,
abi na imaginary or surrogate husband?
InvestmentRe: List Of Ponzi Scammers In Nigeria: Those At Large By Nnamdi Chife by alasane: 12:14pm On Apr 20, 2022
Jerewise332:
Rabbi capital investment dealing on forex run away with my hard earned money till now I no hear from them even one of the staffs I know he number is not going through again
"And the funniest thing is YOU will keep on falling for these Ponzi stuff as long as YOU are greedy"

see the color
InvestmentRe: List Of Ponzi Scammers In Nigeria: Those At Large By Nnamdi Chife by alasane: 12:04pm On Apr 20, 2022
SmartPolician:
You cannot underestimate the power and connection of a Nigerian who could comfortably give another #3 billion.

Many people invested more and decided to move on. If I personally take an action, it will just be me against him. I cannot stand his wealth and connection. Considering the country we live in, it is not advisable.

Although it was painful, I have moved on. I believe that what the future holds is greater than the past. Life happens - both good and bad.
you are a gentle soul indeed..
even if it is Trump or Biden even Russia that are backing him...to blazes with them
InvestmentRe: List Of Ponzi Scammers In Nigeria: Those At Large By Nnamdi Chife by alasane: 11:31am On Apr 20, 2022
SmartPolician:
Where is Maxwell Odum of MBA Forex on the list?

I lost my #1million to those idiots.

We were told that this scammer donated #3 billion to Christ Embassy, bought fleet of expensive cars and acquired luxury houses in Port Harcourt.

Nigerians are the most wicked black people God created.....that's if it was God who created Nigerians because these idiots have terrible hearts. lipsrsealed
you gutless
so you cannot go and burn that house to ashes?
InvestmentRe: List Of Ponzi Scammers In Nigeria: Those At Large By Nnamdi Chife by alasane: 11:28am On Apr 20, 2022
bjtinz:
It depends oo. Most are ponzi from the go. Imagine a company not selling anything yet promising fantastic returns.

Few others might have started with good intentions, but mismanagement, greed, and perhaps harsh environment led to thier downfall.
Eg Abadini had thier branded rice, farmsponsor had thjer chicken, but all went under with investors money (including mine cry
Greedy one like you are always susceptible to Ponzi scheme. Someone will tell you that 100% ROI & gullible like you believe them.??

kwantinu
PoliticsRe: 2face Is Asking Why An Idoma Man Can't Be Governor In Benue, What About Igede? by alasane: 3:30pm On Apr 19, 2022
haggai247:
Nigeria is not a country, its a conglomerate of different ethnic group.

Let arewa Biafra oduduwa and Niger Delta go.

Even the north have many ethnic clans Hausa is just a tribe in the north and the main language they all speak.

Ask around in nassarawa taraba and borno Kaduna Hausa are few in these states.
Then you don't know what you are writing ...

Pls tell us any monolithic country in Africa ?

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