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Islam › Re: What To Say Upon Breaking Fast? by alasane: 7:43am On Apr 26, 2021
ANTIlSLAM:
Is it because English language is NOT a language allah understood maketh you to find it difficult to comprehend what I've been saying so far? I said as Christians we are not under bondage to compulsorily observe lantern period as your Ramadhan is a must that you slaves of allah must observe in other to inherit the sex paradise of allah that's full of virgins.

No stipulated rules or regulations recorded about it in the Bible. So please stop being Nutter and try to effectively make use of your brain
You Blatherskite, no single rules & regulations for your fasting, and you have the temerity to question ours.....you see how daft and deranged you are becoming, so yours is what ,0-0-0,0-0-1, 1-1-1 or which?
I told you earlier ours is NOT at whims & caprices of various G.O as obtain in your various biz center (sic) churches with private jets and ostentations life styles of their family at the expenses of tithes & levy imposed on hapless & gullible members like you and your ancestors.
More so you forgot to quote this Hadith as well. "arna"

Islam › Re: What To Say Upon Breaking Fast? by alasane: 5:14pm On Apr 25, 2021
ANTIlSLAM:
I am very sure by now you're in Neuropathic pain, Let's behold the madman between Muhammad and I...

Muhammad brainwashed you to be eating sahoor before fasting because of his love for sex and his suffering from gourmand.. Can't you see he was a madman for doing this? Even allah called him a MADMAN just imagine

Quran 44:14

Whereas they had then turned away from him and said, He is a madman, tutored!
Simple question you are still beating about the bush....,,tell me the rules if any of your brethren happened to fast. Psychopath
Islam › Re: What To Say Upon Breaking Fast? by alasane: 10:57am On Apr 24, 2021
ANTIlSLAM:
Are you this daft? grin I said we're NOT under bondage as Christians, lent is not compulsory as your ramadhan is compulsory simply because you're SLAVES enslaved to serve your allah by fire by force

So sahih Muslim is now fabricating hadith just because of the shame embedded therein about your paedophile late messenger that is fond of sexual intercourse while fasting. BABY DON'T CRY, you're too small to confront me here
For those that fast what are the rules governing it? Mad man?
Islam › Re: What To Say Upon Breaking Fast? by alasane: 8:39pm On Apr 23, 2021
ANTIlSLAM:
Did you find it difficult to comprehend what I said? Fasting 40 days and nights in lantern season is not by fire by force because WE ARE NOT SLAVES RATHER CHILDREN OF GOD.. Our God didn't force anyone to by force fast 40 days and nights as allah through your late messenger mandated Ramadhan for you, the reason is that YOU ARE SLAVES.


Nobody is blackmailing your paedophile messenger that used to kiss and had sex with his wives during Ramadhan.. Maybe you'll send your anger to sahih Muslim

CHECK IT OUT HERE:

Sahih Muslim Book 6, Number 2436:

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) said that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) kissed one of his wives while he was fasting, and then she ('A'isha) smiled (as she narrated).


Sahih Muslim Book 35, Number 2445:

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) used to kiss her during the month of fasting.

Muhammad sexual intercourse during Ramadan

Sahih Muslim Book 35, Number 2452:

'A'isha, the wife of the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him), said: The dawn broke upon the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) during the Ramadan in a state of junub not because of sexual dream (but on account of intercourse) and he washed himself and observed fast.


Sahih Muslim Book 35, Number 2456:

Sulaiman b. Yasar reported that he asked Umm Salama whether a person (who gets up) in the morning in a state of junub should observe fast. She said: The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) (at times) got up in the morning in a state of junub, not because of sexual dreams (but on account of intercourse at night), and then observed fast.


Now tell me how I blackmail your messenger or am I the author of that hadith? Muhammad can't do without sex, he mandated sahoor for you just to cover up his sexual huge at night and tagged sahoor as blessing food grin
any yet you failed simple question..What are the rules.regulations ,obligations etc governing your type of fasting.? But instead you were busy running upandown fabricating Hadith.
Islam › Re: What To Say Upon Breaking Fast? by alasane: 7:58pm On Apr 23, 2021
ANTIlSLAM:
Did you find it difficult to comprehend what I said? Fasting 40 days and nights in lantern season is not by fire by force because WE ARE NOT SLAVES RATHER CHILDREN OF GOD.. Our God didn't force anyone to by force fast 40 days and nights as allah through your late messenger mandated Ramadhan for you, the reason is that YOU ARE SLAVES.


Nobody is blackmailing your paedophile messenger that used to kiss and had sex with his wives during Ramadhan.. Maybe you'll send your anger to sahih Muslim

CHECK IT OUT HERE:

Sahih Muslim Book 6, Number 2436:

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) said that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) kissed one of his wives while he was fasting, and then she ('A'isha) smiled (as she narrated).


Sahih Muslim Book 35, Number 2445:

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) used to kiss her during the month of fasting.

Muhammad sexual intercourse during Ramadan

Sahih Muslim Book 35, Number 2452:

'A'isha, the wife of the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him), said: The dawn broke upon the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) during the Ramadan in a state of junub not because of sexual dream (but on account of intercourse) and he washed himself and observed fast.


Sahih Muslim Book 35, Number 2456:

Sulaiman b. Yasar reported that he asked Umm Salama whether a person (who gets up) in the morning in a state of junub should observe fast. She said: The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) (at times) got up in the morning in a state of junub, not because of sexual dreams (but on account of intercourse at night), and then observed fast.


Now tell me how I blackmail your messenger or am I the author of that hadith? Muhammad can't do without sex, he mandated sahoor for you just to cover up his sexual huge at night and tagged sahoor as blessing food grin
After the dead of Prophet about thousand of years ago, Muslims are used to that blackmail, fabrication and nothing change."munafiquoon"
Islam › Re: What To Say Upon Breaking Fast? by alasane: 4:54pm On Apr 23, 2021
ANTIlSLAM:
Kofeso grin Definition and regulation are two diff words.



As you know we Christians are NOT slaves that must by fire by force fasted for 40 days and nights in the lantern period, Jesus Christ didn't force us to by must fasted in this period... You're been brainwashed thereby eating in the morning having a break in the afternoon and eating at night thinking you're fasting for the day (1 - 0 - 1).

If your brain is working perfectly, you should ask your alfa the reason behind 1 - 0 - 1 method of your fasting. But I'll help you out..

These are the reason:

Muhammad your paedophile messenger cannot do without not KISSING, having sexual affairs with his wives during Ramadhan period and secondly, Muhammad cannot play with his belly, he loves food like someone suffering from gourmand..

Na food and puci send your messenger to grave shey you know?
.......any yet Redeemed,Winner,Cele,Synagogue etc all declared fasting for their members....you see your narratives.. After the dead of Prophet about thousand of years ago, Muslims are used to that blackmail and nothing change."munafiquoon"
Islam › Re: What To Say Upon Breaking Fast? by alasane: 3:38pm On Apr 23, 2021
ANTIlSLAM:
Uniform definitions in what sense?
Na Spanish i write? …what are the rules governing your fasting, depend on the whims & caprices of your G.O. a mortal like you.? Even though Muslim fast for years or eternity you will still be wailing because that how your brain was designed... Nothing will ever satisfy you.."Munafiquoon"
Islam › Re: What To Say Upon Breaking Fast? by alasane: 2:07pm On Apr 23, 2021
ANTIlSLAM:
And you are fasting while you only miss lunch right? Sorry is your name
Even yours have no uniform definitions or regulations
Islam › Re: What To Say Upon Breaking Fast? by alasane: 1:39pm On Apr 23, 2021
ANTIlSLAM:
And you are fasting while you only miss lunch right? Sorry is your name
Just like your ancestors break their by 12 noon
Celebrities › Re: EFCC Arrests Instagram Comedian Pankeeroy (Photo) by alasane: 11:09am On Apr 23, 2021
flames01:
You said that because you lack understanding. No wonder you have been commenting like a mental dolt all along.

I mean, only a mental dolt will say Muslims don't commit crime. That's daftness of the highest order.
"Şummun Bukmun `Umyun Fahum Lā Yarji`ūna" off record again. I mean thorn in your flesh to put it succinctly
Islam › Re: What To Say Upon Breaking Fast? by alasane: 10:56am On Apr 23, 2021
ANTIlSLAM:
1 - 0 - 1 Method Of Fasting
The Messenger of Allāh ﷺ said:

« The difference between our fasting and that of the People of the Book is taking the predawn meal.»〘 Ṣaḥīh Muslim 〙
Celebrities › Re: EFCC Arrests Instagram Comedian Pankeeroy (Photo) by alasane: 9:36am On Apr 23, 2021
flames01:
Lolz. This Muslim who says Muslims are Saints is now enjoying corruption in Islam.

Now you realise that you Muslims are as dirty as any pig and dog out there.

You and corrupt Christians are the same. No difference.
English hard ooo ..."deep in your skin" do not mean supporting corruptions
Celebrities › Re: EFCC Arrests Instagram Comedian Pankeeroy (Photo) by alasane: 7:27am On Apr 23, 2021
flames01:
EFCC will never arrest Danjuma Goje until he does anything against the ruling APC.

Small time now, that mental dolt called alasane will say only Christians are corrupt as if ganduje and Goje and Buhari and Atiku are Christians
Am enjoying it now.......deep right in your skin and a nightmare to you. "Şummun Bukmun `Umyun Fahum Lā Yarji`ūna"
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 3:13pm On Apr 22, 2021
flames01:
Idiot. Go and read the Bible and you will know whether there are regulations on those things or not.

Ganduje is a Muslim governor. He collected bribe on live camera

Magu was EFCC chairman. He is corrupt.

Read the story of magu Below:

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/402475-magu-report-says-interest-on-n550-bn-re-looted.html

Your comments show that your head is really empty. You just walk around without using your eyes to see.

Buhari is a Muslim. He is corrupt

Atiku is a Muslim. He took bribe

If you are not cursed, you will know that both Christians and Muslims are corrupt.

But I guess you are cursed. That's why you are ignorant
Pls tell me legislations on this few:
Alcohol
Marriages
Administration of Will
Fasting
Pilgrimages
confused nitwit
Crime › Re: Groom-To-Be Shot Dead By Vigilante In Ebonyi Few Days To His Wedding (Graphic) by alasane: 11:50am On Apr 22, 2021
Welcome to Nnamdi Kanu Biafra Republic.......pls don't quote me or else "Allest him and plosecute him"
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed To Elites: Professors May Work In Togo Bakeries If Nigeria Breaks by alasane: 11:14am On Apr 22, 2021
Viknat:
We are all already working in bakery. Is naija not even worse than bakery? The whole world looking at Nigeria
& you still get data, light, Dstv, Betnaija etc. to use the miss …ask those in Syria, Libya ,Iraq, Venezuela ,Chile Haiti ,South Sudan etc. for more details
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 9:39am On Apr 22, 2021
flames01:
Even though if Islamic forbids it, Muslims in ilorin still drink it. Go to beer parlours after your fake fasting and see Muslims drinking alcohol.

Islam forbids alcohol, but Islam does not forbid alcohol revenue. That is hypocrisy. Islam is a religion of hypocrisy.

You are just a blind fool that thinks his religion is perfect.
This could happen only in one place .....

Travel › Re: U.S Asks Citizens To Avoid 14 Nigerian States by alasane: 8:59am On Apr 22, 2021
VictorUSA:
When will i find myself in the US?
*How To Leave Nigeria With 3k*

*Dangote trailer from kano to Lagos is 2k
*From Lagos to seme border is 500*
*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*
*But if you want to go to Europe *****
*Kano to Jigawa is 500*
*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey is 500*
*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*
*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*
*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*
*So the choice is yours*
*If you want to go to America*
*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*
*Make e no come be like sey ah no give una update*
*Your destiny is in your hands*
*I come in peace*
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 8:03pm On Apr 21, 2021
flames01:
Oh. So you now agree that Muslims are not perfect? Looks like your brain is waking up gradually.

Christianity too is perfect, but Christians are not. I hope you will quit acting the fool henceforth.

By the way, not everyone that calls himself a Christian is actually a Christian.
Shut up that your unholy mouth......how can you be perfect when you don’t have any regulations on the following
Alcohol
Intoxicant
Marriages
Administration of Will
Divorce
Burial
Fasting
Pilgrimages
Governances
Naming
Orphan etc
The interpretations are subject to whims and caprices of the Masters....Are you surprise since the inception of EFFC in Nigeria , all the are Chairman headed by Muslim because always upright... But all your Churches GO are thieves and greedy individual who flying in jet at the detriment of member . Chauffeur in exotics fleet of cars for their wives & children ...Pity your life
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 4:30pm On Apr 21, 2021
flames01:
Even though if Islamic forbids it, Muslims in ilorin still drink it. Go to beer parlours after your fake fasting and see Muslims drinking alcohol.

Islam forbids alcohol, but Islam does not forbid alcohol revenue. That is hypocrisy. Islam is a religion of hypocrisy.

You are just a blind fool that thinks his religion is perfect.
Islam is perfect but MUSLIMS are not {This day I have perfected for you your religion and completed My favor upon you and have approved for you Islam as religion.
(Quran 5:3)......}did you see the full details behind Rita Edochie, Prophet Odumeje and Ada Jesus' drama? Nauseating! even when that hapless Ada Jesus was on dying floor, your so called Men of God(Rita Edochie, Prophet Odumeje) were swearing & raining cursed on her ....a dying soul? That is how wicked some of you are ...Edochie was present in that video and is heard vowing not to forgive the comedienne.

"You will go from here. You will die from this so others can learn," Edochie said in Igbo.
Politics › Re: 'Buhari Can't Be Bullied' - Garba Shehu (Video) by alasane: 12:18pm On Apr 21, 2021
Warripikine:
Because he is a ghost and you can't bully a ghost ..buhari is long gone, only God knows the person there right now impersonating him

Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 10:44am On Apr 21, 2021
flames01:
You are still talking like a dumb person.

Both Christian and Muslim governments earn money from narcotics and alcohol. Mexican government and US government do. Even your so-called Islamic governments in the North also earn revenue from alcohol. Even UAE government earn revenue from alcohol.

In Ilorin here, many of those drinking alcohol are Muslims.

Is it Islam that make you this dumb and blind?
Really hallucinating , so your are in Ilorin? ..reason well before you comment, the Islamic in injunctions is alcohol or intoxicants are prohibited...So do anything within your power to discouraged it consumptions.
Like an alcoholic person like you & your generations awaiting flame from your "flames01"
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 7:38am On Apr 21, 2021
flames01:
You don't steal, but you buy stolen goods. That makes you a thief

You don't commit abortion but encourage people to do it. That makes you part of the crime.

You don't drink alcohol but you collect Revenue for alcohol. That also makes you equal with those who drink.

Oh. I forgot that you are too mentally daft to reason that out.
Scumbag....check the revenue that accrued between Mexican & US border involving narcotics & arms, yet those items are highly prohibited within the two countries. Use your sense wisely "arna"
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 6:43pm On Apr 20, 2021
flames01:
Go and ask your Islamic governors in Borno, Kano and Zamfara if they collect revenue from alcohol or not.

Does your Islamic governors also forget "God injunctions"?

You keep on deceiving yourself that Muslims are holier, but you Muslims are as dirty as any dog on the street.
Read this carefully ...alcoholism
your naming .......free alcohol
you start school ......free alcohol
birthday......free alcohol
graduation free alcohol
start work free alcohol
married free alcohol
this is how alcohol resides in your life
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 4:36pm On Apr 20, 2021
flames01:
Go and ask your Islamic governors in Borno, Kano and Zamfara if they collect revenue from alcohol or not.

Does your Islamic governors also forget "God injunctions"?

You keep on deceiving yourself that Muslims are holier, but you Muslims are as dirty as any dog on the street.
This deranged fellow...the analogy is like because you enjoyed public holiday declared for 'EID' celebrations never make you a Muslim. The Islamic injunctions is whenever you see bad thing, correct it either with your action ,hand or heart..
Health › Re: Troubled Man Spotted On A Telecommunications Mast In Lagos by alasane: 4:25pm On Apr 20, 2021
Godsein:
Buhari,See what you've caused.

Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 12:01pm On Apr 20, 2021
flames01:
Who is this fool?!

Christian means "behaving like Christ". In fact, explaining to you is an effort in futility. You are too mentally blind to understand anything. So, I'll leave you to carry your dumb reasoning about.

You are not drinking alcohol, but you get revenue from alcohol. How are you different from those who drink it?

You just say it yourself that Islam is synonymous with hypocrisy.
See your hollow reasoning ,so you enjoy revenues at the expenses of God injunction, why do even government all over the world put up restrictions and compelling adverts on tobacco & liquors in spite huge revenue from it..."otondo"
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 9:39am On Apr 20, 2021
flames01:
Acts 11:25 and 26. Read it if you are not mentally lazy.

Yes, you are right. The Anglican church ordained gays as pastors.

An Alfa also hire out the children under his care to gays. Do I need to remind you that bobrisky is a Muslim and a gay?

So both Christians and Muslims are involved in gay.

Stop being an idiot.
So you believe now that even Jesus never refer you idiot you as Christian...your are cursed with alcoholism in your bloodstream.
The day you were born......free alcohol
your naming .......free alcohol
you start school ......free alcohol
birthday......free alcohol
graduation free alcohol
start work free alcohol
married free alcohol
this is how alcohol resides in your life
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 7:56am On Apr 20, 2021
flames01:
You want to go that way again, you cursed Islamic terrorist? Do you want me to remind you that Muslims too are committing sexual immorality, you idiot?

Few days ago, an imam was killed by a jealous husband in Niger State after the husband caught the imam sleeping with his wife.

Christianity came directly from Jesus Christ. For your information, the name Christianity was given to Christians because they were found behaving like Jesus Christ.

Stop being a daft idiot, Mr Islamic terrorist.
Cluelessness, only good in blackmailing & invectives pls show me any Bible verse that refers to you as Christian. Where gay & homo are ordain as pastors & clergy as well?
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane:
flames01:
Cursed Wawa. Produce your evidence and stop acting like an idiot.

Everything about your cursed religion is without evidence. Even your arguments for the destructive religion still has zero evidence.

Who turned you to a fool like this? Is it your cursed religion?

Even the religion you practice today was forced upon you by Uthman Dan fodio. Was that also the fault of America? Idiot
Blah blah blah...Succubus, your own religion was a direct lineage from Rome abi Jerusalem or part of inheritance bequeath on you by Apostle Paul? Too much intoxicants & liquors in your bloodstream.."arna"
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 7:39am On Apr 19, 2021
flames01:
State sponsored? Where is your evidence? Is that the lie they teach you in your terrorist organisation?
Gani Fawehinmi abi na Femi Falana where you be? The narratives has changed & suddenly you need evidence from me ....So all the UN resolutions & EU has never reach your damaged numbskull? "wawa kowai"
Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 4:43am On Apr 19, 2021
flames01:
Israel invaded Lebanon and this was causing unrest between the two countries. The American and French soldiers were there on peace keeping mission. Your cursed Islamic jihadists rewarded them with murder for protecting women and children. Your religion is cursed. You only know murder, bloodshed and evil.

Your example is senseless. The Air Flight 655 was flying over Iranian territory during the iran-iraq war. Woukd you advise any aircraft, commercial, private or military to fly over a war zone? Use your head, you Islamic terrorist

Your religion is a religion of intolerance, bloodshed, murder and all.amnnwra of evil.
You really need medical evaluation...Israel invade Lebanon! another state sponsored terrorist which has defy all UN resolutions with Impunity and the just stood & watch and this muggins is talking about justice.
Listen to yourself Flight 655 on Iranian territory, so where do you expect it to fly before ?

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