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Business › Re: How Tony Masquerade As Gentleman by alasane: 3:12pm On Aug 24
dallasi:
When Ecobank took over Oceanic Bank, the Oceanic staff discovered that we were calling one another by our first names in Ecobank. Our MD Funke Osibodu was Funke but not Mrs. Osibodu. They were coming from a background that they were calling Mr. Adetunji, Oga Deji, Madam Ibru, Dr. Clever…. So, they had to adjust. So, if it is Mrs. Cecilia Ibru who is cautioning that lady, I may not have any issue with it. No issue because that is what she encouraged in the institution that she ran in Oceanic Bank. Majority of Nigerians who will be contributing on this discussion online will definitely not know this truth. They will not know because most of them were still in primary school or still crawling in the 1990s when Tony Elumelu and his other ‘cow boy bankers’ came to the corporate world at their tender ages. Elumelu became MD of Standard Trust Bank, STB in 1997 at age 34. Other guys who floated GT bank and Access Bank were also in their 30s. They could not do the work alone so they had to recruit staff into their Banks. They discovered that the experienced people that they were hiring were in their 40s, and 50s. They found it ridiculous to be calling their staff Mr. Lagbaja and Mr. Tamedu. They had a complex, giving instructions to someone older than them. To conquer the complex, they introduced the idea of calling all staff by their first names. It levelled the ground for everybody. Mr. Daramola Oladeji at 44 is now addressed as Deji, Mrs. Oluwole Olufunmilayo with 3 boys in the university at 48 was being called Funmi at work and she must answer. They were the one who came to destroy the work place ethics in order to satisfy their ego and help them manage their complex.
One good thing about it I must confess is that it makes you freer to relate with your colleagues without any age barrier to the overall benefit of the organization. In Ecobank during the general staff meeting which we call village meeting, you will hear people saying ‘Funke’, I have been raising my hand since and you have not given me chance to talk … that is the MD that that they are addressing. Even at that, if I am to travel with the MD to Abuja on the same flight and I want to ask her which airline to book, i will enter her office and say ‘Funke admin is asking me which airline should they book for our journey?’ Do you know that on that flight, I will carry her bag, as a mark of respect. If another big Oga is with us on the trip and we reach our destination and he ask ‘ Deji what are you doing, you are delaying us’; Do you know I can tell the Oga without any fear, "I am waiting for the conveyor belt to bring Funke's bag, but it has not come" meanwhile, the person i am calling Funke is the owner of the bag I am waiting to collect oooo.

I have gone this far to let you know that even in the midst of name calling, we used to give honor and regard to one another but not openly like they do in some other places. That girl knew which environment she was coming into. She knew people were being called and addressed by their first names. They were tutored along this line in the training school. Those who violated the policy were given penalized
She will do d same in an Access Bank. She will do it in GT and Ecobank and she will not be reprimanded. I had an Oga that came from Afribank of old to join us in Ecobank. When he would address our Group Head, he was always being fined N1,000 in those days. He would say ‘Excuse me, Sir’, here is a fine of N1,000. Mr. Lagbaja sir, another N1,000 fine but when he calls our Group Head by his first name, our group head will say ‘Yes, i am listening’. The other man was coming from a background where the culture was different from the new place he found himself.

Money has come; age has also come. Tony is seeing that lady as age mate of his own girls of yesteryears who have equally become ladies now. He and his friends who were underaged bankers were the promoters of this culture in the banking industry.


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After much criticism from both , Tony has finally located the girls and made it up before online blogger capitalised

Politics › Re: GOC Appointed For Newly Established Nigerian Army Divisions by alasane: 11:04am On Jul 29
Would this newly established units be funded adequately ?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Left Me Because I Had Vitiligo – Blessing Opeyemi Oduola (video) by alasane:
Starboytwo:
Even me self go run.

No vex.
Even with this ?

Politics › Re: Buhari Remains the Only President to Have Addressed Nigerians in Hausa (Video) by alasane: 8:32am On Jul 14
onajo2000:
He doesn't know how to speak English correctly
The person that know how to speak English how far as per the economy and insecurity now ?
Meanwhile WAEC fees is waiting for you next year

Foreign Affairs › Re: Lindsey Graham is dead and gone to hell, says Iranian journalist by alasane: 3:37pm On Jul 13
Death has finally died in the United States. He was the head of the Washington Swamp and a notorious warlord who pushed the United States into almost every war that resulted in mass casualties, destruction, and anguish. Lindsey was a horrible human being who will only be missed by war criminals, genocide maniacs, and potential war criminals. For once I asked what time he was serving the people of South Carolina in the Senate when he was ever on media cheering and in the Senate caucusing for genocide, genocide, and more genocide. I was told he worships death, destruction, and mass murder. Friends, Shakespeare says, "The evil that men do lives after them." And all the evil Lindsey did will remain to be studied for years to come. Do not even try to revise history or whitewash his litany of genocidal policies, intentions, and pronouncements. The world will not miss him!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Activists Sold Us For A Seat by alasane(op): 10:58am On Jul 13
BoogieBoogie:
E don tay na..U forget to write the late Tai Solarin....Still doff my hat for the late Gani Fawwhinmi and late Fela Kuti , lots of respect to Femi Falana though..
That would be historically false and insulting.
Tai Solarin was one of the few who never bent the knee.
He died poor, principled, and defiant.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Activists Sold Us For A Seat by alasane(op): 10:43am On Jul 13
LibertyRep:
What exactly has Soyinka done wrongly?

I understand those activists turned politicians who eventually secured a place at the table. But why do we lump those who stayed in their lane with politicians?
But he has not criticised this administration for its policies or failures.
Politics › Nigerian Activists Sold Us For A Seat by alasane(op): 10:18am On Jul 13
"Give a man power, and his character shows up."
— Lincoln knew.

Nigeria's activists don't fight oppression.
They wait for their turn to become it.
The pattern is almost textbook,the fiery critic of power becomes a defender of the very system they once fought, once they get a seat at the table.
It perfectly mirrors Nigeria's so-called unionists and activists. They came to limelight through their persistent struggle against the oppressed in Nigeria.but faded away the moment they acquired power



The Gallery

· Oshiomhole — Labour leader? Please. Now he's the establishment's loudest cheerleader. Sold the working class for a chair.
· Keyamo — Human rights lawyer turned government pit bull. Barks for the highest bidder.
· Shehu Sani — Went to prison for democracy. Went to Senate for cash. Went silent for survival.
· Bosun Tijani — Critic turned Minister. Same man. Different master. Suddenly, everything he hated is "complicated."
· Soyinka — Oracle? More like political weather vane. Blows wherever power sits.
· Uba Sani — Another activist who lost his tongue the day he got a car with a siren.
.Rauf Aregbesola — Progressive firebrand who became an APC enforcer. Now defending the very prisons he once protested against.
· Kayode Fayemi — Intellectual activist who traded his pen for political office. Now speaks like every other politician.
· Bola Tinubu — The godfather himself. "Anti-military" activist who became the military's beneficiary and built a empire on political patronage.
· Atiku Abubakar — From pro-democracy advocate to serial defector. Chases power like a drug, principles be damned.
· Rabiu Kwankwaso — Radical governor turned establishment politician. The fire is gone. Only ambition remains.
· Peter Obi — Ah, the "new" messiah. Yet he was in power before. Where was the revolution then? Now he's the opposition's darling, but his record says otherwise.
· Dino Melaye — Activist turned clown. Went from fighting corruption to fighting for courtroom photo ops. A court jester with a Senate seat.
· Ben Murray-Bruce — Silverbird man turned "common sense" senator. Loud on Twitter. Silent on real issues. Performative activism at its finest.
· Oby Ezekwesili — #BringBackOurGirls warrior turned presidential aspirant. Fought for justice until justice became inconvenient.

Why do they flip?

Because integrity is heavy.
Power is light.
And they chose comfort.
And the poor?
Left with empty hands and broken trust.
Their champions didn't fall.
They sold out. At a discount.
Lincoln tested character.
Nigeria tests price tags.
And these men?
They were cheap.
Shame on them.
Shame on the system.
Shame on us for still believing.


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Family › Re: I Caught Him With My Wife, Just See Who She Cheated On Me With Husband Reacts by alasane: 6:18am On Jul 10
The still dey called her mama.$imp of the highest level.
Brotherhood are disappointed.
Culture › Re: Some Popular Idoma Names And Their Meanings by alasane: 12:50pm On Jul 09
Many more Idoma names need to be included .
Nice one though
Politics › Re: Muslims Block Road In Southwest To Pray And Attack Motorist by alasane: 10:13am On Oct 13, 2023
jude79:
The blockage of road whether by redeemed oo, Christian's oo, indigenes oo, Muslims oo, all are against the law and must be stopped!!!! Qed.
AGREED 100%
Politics › Re: Muslims Block Road In Southwest To Pray And Attack Motorist by alasane: 6:39pm On Oct 12, 2023
maivd:
Yes head slammers will support all forms of violence. Spits on your deranged head.
My dear Christian brothers, since yesterday a lot of you have been coming for me based on the technical submissions I made on this video.

Now watch the unadulterated video where this Keke driver was calling the Muslim prayer “mumu prayers” countless times.
Isn’t that provocative enough? We should be logical in our approach rather than being emotional and sentimental.

A fellow Christian can be seen and heard telling him to exercise few minute patience while he continues with the insults.
Although blocking the roads for few minutes is un Islamic, we should learn to be tolerant rather than being antagonistic against everything Islam.

Go to Lagos Ibadan expressway and see how your churches block the road, go to Abuja and see how they block the roads on Sundays, every street in lagos has a church, a place as small as a kiosk is converted to church and they do services every day and night time that you even wonder when their members go to work, you can barely sleep when a church occupies a place next to you.

No Muslim comes out to insult Christian’s or their services or practices or drag their religion online or denigrate their beliefs.

Why can’t you replicate so? Why do you always have to share your hatred for Islam so obviously?

Traditionalists carry out their ORO shutting down a whole state and movement, who criticizes them? Why is it always Islam you have a problem with? A knee jack reaction always?
Search your soul and redeem whatever it is pushing you.
Politics › Re: Muslims Block Road In Southwest To Pray And Attack Motorist by alasane: 6:37pm On Oct 12, 2023
Shinjawest:
Do you now want to support Palestine?

All Muslims r terrorists..

I will always support Israel .

Muslims r not good people..

If u gv dem peace they will gv u war ..

God bless Israel for doing the lord's work

God bless America and all killer's of head
slammers
ISRAEL - PALESTINE CRISIS

As a Christian, if you are going to support Israel, then do so due to your personal bias, and stop exposing your ignorance by thinking you are supporting them for religious reasons or in the name of Christianity. Most Israelis are Jews and do not believe in Christianity or Yeshua Hamashiach (Jesus Christ). Jews believe Yeshua (Jesus) was an illegitimate pretender.

They equally believe the Gospels are the works of European heretics and are still waiting for the genuine Messiah. Before you insult me, please research what I just said and fact-check me. May God punish me if I am lying to you.

None of the above means you should hate Israelis or Jews. It would be best if you did not hate anybody for practising their religion, especially when their faith does not impugn yours. Love Israelis. But also love Palestinians. You don't have to love one at the expense of the other. God does not love your neighbour at your cost. So why must you love one at the expense of another?

Both Palestinian Muslims and Christians (yes, half a million Palestinians are Christians) believe in Yeshua Hamasiach (Jesus). Palestinian Christians believe He is the Son of God. Palestinian Muslims believe He is the prophet of God.

Reject Hamas. Be against Hamas. Support your government in condemning Hamas. Lobby the United Nations to move against Hamas. But know that Hamas is not synonymous with Palestinians. It is an Iranian-backed terror group that should be crushed. Many Palestinians are themselves scared of and are victims of Hamas. Hating Palestinians because of Hamas is like hating Northern Nigerians over Boko Haram or detesting Ugandans because of the Lord's Resistance Army.

Many holy sites that Christian pilgrims go to are looked after by Palestinian Muslims and Christians, including Bethlehem, Jericho, Nazareth, etc. Palestinians have nothing but love for Christians.

The most isolated people on Earth are not the Israelis. They are the Palestinians. Unloved, unwanted, and oppressed.

Pray for Israel and pray for Palestine and Palestinians. Both deserve your sympathy and empathy and the world's support to reach a two-state solution.
Politics › Re: Muslims Block Road In Southwest To Pray And Attack Motorist by alasane: 6:21pm On Oct 12, 2023
AroOkigbo:
And who's collecting wotowoto now?
First to do no de pain grin
You annexed someone territory
You started doing “ OWAMBE “ there
Let me educate the Israel arrogance and impunity are the major causes of crises all over the world.

They have violated all the UN resolutions and keep on expanding their settlements in defiance to peace
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Strikes Aleppo & Damascus Airports In Syria by alasane: 6:14pm On Oct 12, 2023
internet:
U are a fool, empty skull, illiterate of the 21st century. U don't know anything i swear. Ask intellectuals to sit u down and lecture u. U don't know anything about israel and the world at large. All the arab nations combine together can not defeat israel. Bloody muslim bigot and terrorist like u. If e sure for the arab nations, they should team up and go against israel, if dem no go collect am wotowoto from israel.
Without US intervention only Hezbollah will suffocate Israel..
U be small pikin.. why do the Israel withdraws from southern Lebanon?
War na marathon only independence Palestine will guarantee the Zionist people people.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Strikes Aleppo & Damascus Airports In Syria by alasane: 3:03pm On Oct 12, 2023
cjudy:
Oya cry small small.
Your Gaza and any other country that will put hand is already collecting wotowoto Abi you no Dey watch news?
Your terrorist country are collecting heavy payment as we talk now.
This struggles is a marathon
Ideology can never be extinguished like that.
The Palestinians may continue to suffered for now but any defeat the Israelis suffered will surely obliterates it existence
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Strikes Aleppo & Damascus Airports In Syria by alasane: 2:59pm On Oct 12, 2023
cjudy:
Oya cry small small.
Your Gaza and any other country that will put hand is already collecting wotowoto Abi you no Dey watch news?
Your terrorist country are collecting heavy payment as we talk now.
Ask yourself while is US sending arms & ammunitions to Israel for replenished its amoury just because of ragtag HAMAS without standing Military Force
Politics › Re: Muslims Block Road In Southwest To Pray And Attack Motorist by alasane: 2:38pm On Oct 12, 2023
Redeemed where the blocked MOWE IBAFO axis for years and for shiloh every year wetin una do?
No more Muslims prayers has ever cause that obstructions of traffic in this country .

The keke man is mischievous & tested the water we both feet.
The consequences is obvious
Politics › Re: Muslims Block Road In Southwest To Pray And Attack Motorist by alasane: 2:32pm On Oct 12, 2023
CaptainAyub:
Na Israel fit una
Israel where common Hamas don teach lesson of their life?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Strikes Aleppo & Damascus Airports In Syria by alasane: 2:09pm On Oct 12, 2023
Okwyjesus:
Isreal na country abeg.

Less than the smallest region in Nigeria but thick skinned
Continue to hyped them
Me think say Israel na invisible self.
Hamas without regular
Army
Air Force
Navy
War planes
F 16s from America
Different war planes and artilleries
Still Hamas give them bloody nose.
They (Israel)are even begging US to replenish their arms and ammunitions
America is literally fighting the war for them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gaza In Ruin, Flattened (Photos) by alasane: 1:44pm On Oct 12, 2023
Validated:
Israel should bulldoze all those standing structures. Let the place revert to desert that it was. Nonesense killers of infants do not deserve to live. They should join their cousins in Lebanon and Syria.
You can NEVER kill an ideaogy

Even it is only one person that remain from the Palestinian, he will certainly seek revenge from the Israelis atrocities for decades.

75 years of ethnic cleansing.
15 years of blockade.
Confiscation of Palestinian lands.
Pogroms on Palestinian towns.
Desecration of Palestinian sacred sites.
Daily raids into Palestinian homes.
Constant humiliation of a entire people.

Nothing about today is “unprovoked"
Foreign Affairs › Re: Exclusive Graphic Images From Israel By First Responders by alasane: 1:38pm On Oct 12, 2023
SIONKPO1:
That's why people says average Muslim are Terrorists,instead of to to condemn the barbaric actions by Hamas,you are codedly applauding it ,well latest Sunday Gaza may seize this exist and if it does it can never be rebuilt again.
Mr Terrorist
You can never killed an ideology

75 years of ethnic cleansing.
15 years of blockade.
Confiscation of Palestinian lands.
Pogroms on Palestinian towns.
Desecration of Palestinian sacred sites.
Daily raids into Palestinian homes.
Constant humiliation of a entire people.

Nothing about today is “unprovoked"
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gaza To Run Out Of Power Around 12pm UK Time Following Complete Siege By Israel by alasane: 10:23am On Oct 12, 2023
Whytelyon:
Answer this question
- did Palestenians not know that land was waste land before Israel came? What did they do about it?
LET US EDUCATE OURSELVES A LITTLE

ISRAEL Population
•Judaism: 74.00%
•Islam : 17.80%
• Xtians:. 2.00%
• Druze: 1.6%
• Samaritanism & Baha'i: 4.4%

PALESTINE POPULATION

• Muslims:. 75.00%
• Xtians. :. 20.00%
•Others. :. 5.00%

What the data says in brief:

Palestine have more Christian in percentage and possibly absolute population than Israel.

Out of 1000 killed in Palestine, 200 are most likely Xtians.

Nigerian Muslims and Xtians, let cure ourselves of ignorance and stop delving into what is purely a political/ struggle for control of resources. Stop seeing it as religious.

If after this data you still couldn't understand it, I am sorry you need to up your knowledge of International diplomacy and global issues.

Sunday Musings: Israel And Palestine, Wetin Concern Me Sef?

Is the God of Israel still the God of the 46,000 ethnic Palestinians who are Christians?

Is Allah of the Israelites who are Muslims, the same Allah of the Palestinians who are Muslims?

When you support Israel because you are a Christian, what of the Palestinian Christians and the Palestinian church?

When you support Palestine because you are a Muslim, what of the Israelites who are Muslims?

If Palestine is destroyed today, it will go down with sacred Christian holy sites like the Church of Nativity, Mar Saba Monastery, Mount of Temptation Monastery, The Church of St. Catherine, Cave of St. Jerome, Carmel of the Holy Child Jesus, Jacob's Well, Cave of the Patriarchs, the Monastery of Saint Gerassimos, Genesis Land, which are all located inside the Palestinian territory.

In like manner, if Israel is destroyed today, it will also go down with sacred Islamic holy sites including, the Temple Mount, Al- Aqsa Mosque, Dome of the Rock, Mosque of Omar, El-Jazzar Mosque, Horns of Hattin, which are all located inside Israel.

So, before you jump into the fray and quote the Quran or Bible to justify the killing of human beings as a fulfillment of prophesy or the revenge of Allah, take a deep breathe and ask yourself, if you were God, which side will you support in this carnage.

Ask yourself, if ever that war has been a religious war or a political war or an ethnic war?

If you find the right answers, you will agree with the UN that the path to sanity is not this global divide and rule, but for the warring parties to adopt the two-state solution, as proposed by the comity of nations.

But come to think of it, wetin concern me sef?

Our own problems full ground. It pays to learn.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Continues To Pummel Gaza by alasane: 8:34am On Oct 12, 2023
ccrazy:
First prophet mohammed is a smelly beastly pig, allah is a mad insane rabid dog and Islam is a form of mental illness.
TAA! be straightforward with your narrative. In your quoran, the one you claim to believe, these prophets,

Dzulkifli as (Ezekiel) ذو الكفل

Dawud as (David) داود

Sulaiman as (Soloman) سليمان

Ilyas as (Elijah) إلياس

Alyas’a as (Elisha) اليسع

Yunus as (Jonah) يونس

Zakaria as (Zachariah) زكريا

Yahya as (John) يحيى

Isa as (Jesus) عيسى

please where they living in Neptune or earth, if on earth where was their residence then and which geographical location was it?

IF You can't honourably answer this, then you are a hypocrite just like your fellow Islamic terrorists and Israel will show una siege.
You sound depressed
May the Lord have mercy on your soul
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Govt Forms Emergency 'war Management Cabinet' To Prosecute War On Hamas by alasane: 6:11pm On Oct 11, 2023
Taylor94:
Israel no wan leave Hamas make them drink water keep cup


Who send Palestine make them first go attack Israel sef


Whoever gave that order must be regretting now


You go dey attack God’s own nation


Palestine una mind no go touch ground
Una just the hyped them
Me think say Israel na invisible self.
Hamas without regular
Army
Air Force
Navy
War planes
F 16sfrom America
Different war planes and artilleries
Still Hamsa give them bloody nose.
They (Israel)are even begging US to replenish their arms and ammunitions
America is literally fighting the war for them.
Politics › Re: Army Discovers Bombs In Ikeja 21 Years After Blast, Begins Clearance by alasane: 11:42am On Oct 11, 2023
illicit:
Argument get age?

U no read of where Jesus Christ go inside synagogue dey go lecture him papa mates?

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This kind reason na him make una believe say PMB na Jubril from Sudan
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Gaza To Run Out Of Power Around 12pm UK Time Following Complete Siege By Israel by alasane: 11:37am On Oct 11, 2023
joyandfaith:
Nation or kingdom of Palestine has never existed historically. Jews returned to their ancestral homes after 2000 years in exiles around the world. Palestine was never part of Arab territory.
If 300,000 heavily-armed Afro-Latinos, Caribbeans and African Americans show up in Arochukwu today to seize your family land from you based on their (historically accurate) claim to the land via ancestry, I'm sure you'll hold the same position ...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gaza To Run Out Of Power Around 12pm UK Time Following Complete Siege By Israel by alasane: 11:33am On Oct 11, 2023
FalseProphet1:
That's Muslims for you. Give them food, shelter, accommodation. Once they become comfortable, they'll start killing you.

I heard Israel use to give work permit to Gaza inhabitants to come to Israel and work. Now everything would stop, they'll all become refugees. Depending on UN support for survival. All because their religion told them to hate and kill non Muslims.

This I have seen.
THOMAS SANKARA 🇧🇫 on ISRAEL 🇮🇱:

The quest for peace also involves the strict application of the right of countries to independence. On this point, the most pathetic—indeed, the most appalling—example is found in the Middle East, where, with arrogance, insolence and incredible stubbornness, a small country, Israel, has for more than 20 years, with the unspeakable complicity of its powerful protector, the United States, continued to defy the international community.

Jews were consigned to the horrors of the crematorium, but Israel scorns history by inflicting on others the tortures it suffered.

We declare from this rostrum our militant, active solidarity with the fighters, both men and women, of the wonderful people of Palestine, for we know that there is no suffering that has no end.
Politics › Re: Army Discovers Bombs In Ikeja 21 Years After Blast, Begins Clearance by alasane: 9:07am On Oct 11, 2023
illicit:
That year I dey JSS 2

I saw the victims on TV, some drowned inside canal


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JSS2 & u dey kom argue with your father age mate hia

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