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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Lynxx Are Born Again [PICS] by alaskido(m): 9:57am On Dec 08, 2016
Na story she dey talk. See as her lips dey red like fire point with all the different colours for eye shadow. If you really born again, we will know. it will show one day. No be to make announcement for radio, television and social media.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Lies Alot, What Should I Do? by alaskido(m): 4:55pm On Dec 07, 2016
Send your girlfriend to Lair Mohammed for advanced training on lying maybe she will graduate better.
Celebrities › Re: Sick Obi Madubogwu On The Verge Of Losing His Leg To Diabetes. PICS by alaskido(m): 4:47pm On Dec 07, 2016
Buy why?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Buhari’s Committee Unable To Account For N2.5B by alaskido(m): 2:41pm On Dec 07, 2016
So you can see that the APC government is also corrupt. The N2.5b is gone. Yet Buhari is holding Dasuki for corruption charges when his cabinet members are also stealing under his nose. Such an amount to clear grass. Did they clear all the grass in Nigeria?
Politics › Re: Court Strikes Out Buhari’s Suit Against AIT by alaskido(m): 2:33pm On Dec 07, 2016
Justice John Tsoho, please find another place to sleep each night because they will surely come for you as they came for your colleagues o. You don enter one chance.
Crime › Re: Obiano Welcomes “Exercise Python Dance” To Anambra by alaskido(m): 2:24pm On Dec 07, 2016
So the Army has taken over the function of the Police now abi? Wonders will never end. Jobless Burutanshi.
Crime › Re: Man Breaks Police Inspector’s Jaw At Station by alaskido(m): 12:10pm On Dec 07, 2016
I cant stop laughing grin grin cheesy cheesy. Good for him. At least he will not tell lies or bear false witness against his neighbours again until he gets healed. Good one. I will begin to practice my boxing skills for events like this. Nonsense.
Celebrities › Re: Rahama Sadau Celebrates Her 23rd Birthday With New Stunning Photos by alaskido(m): 12:04pm On Dec 07, 2016
Nutase:
Wow. What a beauty shocked
I should be the one making this comment and not you. Abi you be............? grin cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Rahama Sadau Celebrates Her 23rd Birthday With New Stunning Photos by alaskido(m): 12:03pm On Dec 07, 2016
youngest85:
no cleavage?
Na who cleavage don EPP grin
Politics › Re: Akinwunmi Adesina: We Were Mocked For 'Cassava Bread’, Now Everyone Eats It by alaskido(m): 11:10am On Dec 07, 2016
egbonnla:
No wonder breads are no longer tasting good the way Agege bread used to taste those days.
You do not need the taste when combined with Ewa Agonyi or butter.
Politics › Re: "Maiduguri Now Safer Than Abuja And Lagos" - Shettima by alaskido(m): 11:03am On Dec 07, 2016
Oga Shettima, If Maiduguri is now safer than Abuja and Lagos, please move your government house to SAMBISA FOREST and let us see if you will come out alive.
Politics › Re: Wike Releases Yakubu Gowon Stadium To APC Free Of Charge For It Rally by alaskido(m): 10:26am On Dec 07, 2016
Hmmm, release stadium just like that. I smell a rat and conspiracy. Wike is trying to play smart here. I tire for this country o. I will soon relocate to my country in Delta State. Nigeria is becoming too hot for me.
Politics › Re: Wike Releases Yakubu Gowon Stadium To APC Free Of Charge For It Rally by alaskido(m): 10:23am On Dec 07, 2016
Pharaoh9:
Is it the same stadium Amechi refused to release to GEJ?
Yes o. It is the same Stadium o. grin
Politics › Re: It’s Risky To Talk About Nigeria Now - Jonathan by alaskido(m): 10:15am On Dec 07, 2016
herzern1:
The biqqest mistake this useless,valueless,worthless,inconsequential man made was not implementinq some of the CONFAB reports.

Very useless man.Does He think any Northerner will do that for him?

If he had implemented Confab reports.I wouldn't have forqet him.

The Idiot even promised to create Ibadan state in his 2015 campaiqn,He thouqht we are very qullible.

Morön!
All this your curse na for Jonathan small head? Bros, I beg take am easy o. It is not easy to rule a complicated country like Nigeria. You no see as Buhari self dey confused for a whole 1 year before he came back to his senses to face reality.
Celebrities › Re: Bukky Wright Looks Smart In Military Outfit by alaskido(m): 10:09am On Dec 07, 2016
This Pix no be for Nija them snap am o. Bukky try show for Lagos with this your Camo, na one small korofo boy for Army go take you do frog jump.
Celebrities › Re: Bukky Wright Looks Smart In Military Outfit by alaskido(m): 10:07am On Dec 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
Na only abroad una fit dey flaunt military outfits..

Anty mi, abeg come Lagos with this your outfit.. grin

E get one boy when still dey do frog jump simply because he hold Army handkerchief..
grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Boy Begging A Lady That Carries Oxygen To Survive, Burst Into Tears (Pics) by alaskido(m): 2:49pm On Dec 06, 2016
I cant help it but also to burst into tears cry cry cry
Science/Technology › Re: 16-Year-Old Boy In Aba Constructs A Prototype Lamp (pics) by alaskido(m): 2:37pm On Dec 06, 2016
I did same when I was 8 years. No big deal.
Crime › Re: 49-Year-Old Man Caught In Ikorodu Molesting A 5-Year-Old Girl (photos) by alaskido(m): 2:26pm On Dec 06, 2016
Show us the 5 years old girl or I think this is a set up to disgrace the man. Maybe he has some score to settle with some people.
NYSC › Re: Dalung Tours NYSC Camp, Eats Food At NYSC Camp Abuja (Pics) by alaskido(m): 2:16pm On Dec 06, 2016
The coppers you are talking to will be very happy when NYSC is scrapped. I cant imagine someone from a peaceful state in the South is sent to a war torn state to serve. Everybody should serve in his or her state.
NYSC › Re: Dalung Tours NYSC Camp, Eats Food At NYSC Camp Abuja (Pics) by alaskido(m): 2:11pm On Dec 06, 2016
What is it with this Dalung man. Always on green kahki. You be Army, Man O Warm Mens Scout or Guguru Defense?
Education › Re: University Of Jos Suspends Benedicta Daudu Who Was Caught Cheating by alaskido(m): 2:06pm On Dec 06, 2016
Cheating is allowed. Even Buhari copied when he was in primary school. Please make una go park jare and leave the lecturer alone.
Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency: Confident Okada Man Vows To Contest And Win Against Buhari by alaskido(m): 1:53pm On Dec 06, 2016
No wonder. He is from Akwa Ibom State. I think they have good akpeteshi and Oshogbo weed there. I think this man needs his brain examined by a doctor.
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Shares New Shirtless Photo, Fans React (photos) by alaskido(m): 1:48pm On Dec 06, 2016
That is why I do not like my girlfriend going through magazines where you have Flavour with his bare chest. Make play, play no turn to hit and go.
Politics › Re: Ground Vehicle Acquired By The Nigerian Army From The UK by alaskido(m): 1:32pm On Dec 06, 2016
This equipment looks like it is used for farming (tilling the soil and irrigation). Boys fit thief this kind toy o.
Crime › Re: Sales Girl Attacked In Sokoto By Men, Tried To Kill Her By Slitting Her Throat by alaskido(m): 12:29pm On Dec 06, 2016
These northerners do not value life. They kill humans like chicken and these are the people you want us to live with as neighbours and one Nigeria? Tufiakwa.
Christianity Etc › Re: MMM Is Demonic Says Apostle Suleiman, Participants React by alaskido(m): 12:09pm On Dec 06, 2016
Apostle, 90% of your church members are doing MMM. The offerings and tithe money are also from MMM. So Apostle you have collected demonic money. So you want your members to die in poverty when they have seen a way to financial freedom. Na wa for you o. Please leave MMM for us and face your church.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Always Wants Sex by alaskido(m): 12:03pm On Dec 06, 2016
The man likes sex and knows how to do it you are complaining. There are so many girls out there looking for this type of man who like sex and knows how to use his d*ck. If the man no dey get erection na you go be the first to complain. My dear thank your God say you get man we sabi the show. If I hear pem for your mouth you go hear wen.
Romance › Re: After Series Of Heart Break, I Am Confused by alaskido(m): 11:50am On Dec 06, 2016
After reading your message, I became more confused than you. May God help you.
Politics › Re: Soldier Jumps Through Window As Young Shall Grow Motor Burns To Ashes (pics) by alaskido(m): 11:13am On Dec 06, 2016
Rambo abi na jack Bauer, well done o. You wey dey fight Boko Haram dey fear only luxurious bus wey catch fire.
Nairaland General › Re: Large Python Killed Today By Military (Pictures) by alaskido(m): 10:42am On Dec 06, 2016
I can imagine getting to a police check point and you are asked to open your boot for stop and search and the officer checking your boots sees this huge snake. My brother the run wey police go run, Usian Bolt na child's play. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Bans Importation Of Vehicles Through Land Borders,Nigerians React(Pics) by alaskido(m): 10:39am On Dec 06, 2016
Well guys, why complain. You guys voted for him especially the AFONJAS. So you got to live with the demon you voted for. Very soon he will ban you all from eating your choice food and also ban you from marrying your choice wife.

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