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Romance › Re: LASTMA Officer Pre-Wedding Photos by alaskido(m): 2:47pm On Dec 01, 2016

E be like say LASTMA never do you something for Lagos road na him una dey say cool. Nothing cool there o. If you have an encounter with LASTMA you will know that Nigerian Police is your friend.

Celebrities › Re: Darey Art Alade And Wife Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary [PICS] by alaskido(m): 1:52pm On Dec 01, 2016

Why some fine boys dey marry ugly girls self. I no say she is ugly o before una begin dey lash me.

Politics › Re: Omogunwa's Defection To APC: PDP Senators Walk Out On Saraki by alaskido(m): 1:47pm On Dec 01, 2016

Tculest:
. Where did u put ur brain? Wat ab thief Gej,tifpej, tifMetuh,tifwike,tifFAYOSE,tifFFK and so on

My brain is in my ass grin

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Dazzles In New Makeup Photos by alaskido(m): 1:46pm On Dec 01, 2016

Where is her boobs? huh

Crime › Re: Mob Beats Rapist To Stupor In Ikorodu （graphic Photos） by alaskido(m): 11:44am On Dec 01, 2016

See as they tie him like a crocodile.

Celebrities › Re: Nimat Siaka Hawks Tomatoes For Her Birthday Photoshoot by alaskido(m): 11:31am On Dec 01, 2016

Na wetin curve for there? That tall guy na wa o. How long will his JT be? grin

Travel › Re: Dead Stowaway Found On Arik Air Plane In Johannesburg by alaskido(m): 11:27am On Dec 01, 2016

Life is all about taking risk. GET RICH OR DIE TRYING. RIP brother. When you get to heavens gate, please tell Baba God that BUHARI the Nigerian Pharaoh does not want to free his people the ISREALITES.

Car Talk › Re: Bulletproof Land Cruiser On Fire On Lokoja Road (Video) by alaskido(m): 10:03am On Dec 01, 2016

No fire proof for the car? Na only bullet proof the jeep get? Na wa o, N16m is gone. That is why I buy cars of only N2m - N3m. Anyway I believe he has Insurance for the car.

Politics › Re: Akintunde Akinwande Shuns Senate’s Screening For NERC Job by alaskido(m): 9:57am On Dec 01, 2016

Buhari, I am available for this position o. Mr Akinwande has said he is not interested to work for a clueless government. Leave him alone. Me I am ready to work o. The hunger in the land is too much. grin

Politics › Re: Policemen Demanding Money From Me Since I Won Ondo Poll — Akeredolu by alaskido(m): 9:51am On Dec 01, 2016

Mr Akeredolu, please pay the Policemen o. They worked for you.

Celebrities › Re: Anna Ebiere Rocks A Plunging Outfit by alaskido(m): 9:40am On Dec 01, 2016

This fallen Olympus wey Flavour don squeeze like oranges. grin

Nairaland General › Re: Edible Items Placed On A White Handkerchief On The Road: What Could This Be? by alaskido(m): 3:48pm On Nov 30, 2016

Small boy, that is what we call EBO (SACRIFICE). You hear. If you like go take your hand pick am up. grin

NYSC › Re: Corper Ifedolapo Dies In Kano Camp by alaskido(m): 3:45pm On Nov 30, 2016

For me I will recommend the NYSC be scrapped or each person should be made to serve in [s][/s] his or her State of Origin.

Romance › Re: "Runaway Bride Found In A Lagos Hotel With Her Ex Boyfriend On Her Wedding Day" by alaskido(m): 3:41pm On Nov 30, 2016

This kind story get as e be o. If na me the ex-boyfriend or the bride family go return my money otherwise blood go flow. grin

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Health › Re: How A Man Helped A Mentally Unstable Woman Roaming The Streets Of Abuja. PICS by alaskido(m): 3:33pm On Nov 30, 2016

Thank you Mr Ray. God will surely bless you. What a pretty girl. The person wey do you this thing na thunder go fire him head.

Crime › Re: Armed & Masked Men Rape Bayelsa State College Of Health Technology Students by alaskido(m): 3:20pm On Nov 30, 2016

vchykp:
so you mean this men carried all those weapon i see in the picture just to go and rape girls?.. FABU is becoming a normal thing on NL

My guy, that picture is an old picture of MEND. Whenever someone writes of militants, cults or armed men they will use the same picture. I do not know why?

##rubbishMEHN##

Romance › Re: Marrying A Lady 6 Years Older by alaskido(m): 3:13pm On Nov 30, 2016

I am 10 years older than my wife and we have been married for 18 years. I was 34 and she was 24 when we got married in 1998. We have been happy together for 18 years. Age is just numbers. What counts is the love you both shared and the understanding you have. My guy follow your heart.

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Romance › Re: Marrying A Lady 6 Years Older by alaskido(m): 3:10pm On Nov 30, 2016

keeper:
Honestly, I can't. The age gap is too wide. Not even 2 or 3. 6 good fucking_ years.

But you can marry a girl who is 10 years younger. angry

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Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Killed In Port-Harcourt During Police Shootout (Graphic Photos) by alaskido(m): 3:05pm On Nov 30, 2016

Good work guys. Keep the flag flying. Please rid PHC city of these hoodlums who do not show mercy at their victims.

Celebrities › Re: Kcee Has About 300 Pairs Of Shoes - Check Them Out by alaskido(m): 2:36pm On Nov 30, 2016

He will only be buried with one pair. Vanity upon vanity. What will it profit a man to gain the whole world and loose his soul. This is always the saying of a man who has lost it or jealous. grin

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Politics › Re: Wike Sleeping At A Rally In Emohua, Rivers. Photos by alaskido(m): 2:29pm On Nov 30, 2016

No, he is not sleeping. He is deep in thoughts how the Lion of Ubima (Rotimi Ameachi) will come again to scatter his state during the re-run election.

Politics › Re: Wike Sleeping At A Rally In Emohua, Rivers. Photos by alaskido(m): 2:29pm On Nov 30, 2016

No, he is not sleeping. He is deep in thoughts how the Lion of Ubima (Rotimi Ameachi) will come again to scatter his state during the re-run election

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Romance › Re: Boyfriend Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 8 Years At Her Birthday (Photos) by alaskido(m): 2:27pm On Nov 30, 2016

Why wont she shed tears. In this present recession when men are running away from ladies. Good men are scarce. Lady F can testify. grin

Romance › Re: Boyfriend Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 8 Years At Her Birthday (Photos) by alaskido(m): 2:25pm On Nov 30, 2016

Abbeyme:
That guy is wicked SHA!

He used two (2) presidential tenures to know if he will propose or not.

Let him not use another tenure to know if he will decamp to another party before he shares his wedding inviation.

People sha!!!

I cant stop laughing. Guys with our bad mouth grin

Crime › Re: Woman Slices Her Friend's Face With Razor For Dating Her Ex-Boyfriend (Graphic) by alaskido(m): 12:48pm On Nov 30, 2016

Does she still loves her Ex? Na wa o. You say you no want chop your ex again and your friend find him chop able, so what is the palaver now?

Politics › Re: Omogunwa's Defection To APC: PDP Senators Walk Out On Saraki by alaskido(m): 12:35pm On Nov 30, 2016

APC is now declared as the most and highly corrupt political party we have in Nigeria. Do you know why? Because all the senior thieves in PDP have all decamped to APC. This is now the time to make PDP strong and formidable. I bet you if PDP wins the 2019 election you will see all these shameless thieves who decamped will start returning back to PDP like the prodigal son in the bible. Markafi or Sheriff, please DO NOT ACCEPT THEM BACK when they return.

Politics › Re: Omogunwa's Defection To APC: PDP Senators Walk Out On Saraki by alaskido(m): 12:33pm On Nov 30, 2016

Atiku2019:
Lol Akpabio should know better that he's just wasting his Time Our politicians decamp even without internal political fights..... The current PDP situation ( sheriff & Markaffi) can be used as an excuse self...

But why should a serving senator decamp?

Old boy, see your questions o. Didn't Rotimi Ameachi decamp from PDP to APC while he was governor of Rivers State. Anything can happen in Nigerian Politics.

Health › Re: 11-Year-Old Girl With Massive Boobs In Sierra Leone Cries For Help (photos) by alaskido(m): 11:36am On Nov 30, 2016

I bet she is still a virgin. In as much as I do not believe in black magic but I think they should consult the gods of their land o. After all she is not the only 11 year old girl in that village or neighbourhood. The mama and papa should confess what they have done o.

Health › Re: 11-Year-Old Girl With Massive Boobs In Sierra Leone Cries For Help (photos) by alaskido(m): 11:31am On Nov 30, 2016

EVILFOREST:
Sorry for her, just an ABNORMALITY called megalomastia.....

She needs mammoplasty. The fats can be directed to her buttocks.

Doctor in the house. Well done grin

Autos › Re: Few Months Used 2008 Toyota Rav4 {1st Body, 3seater, Dvd} For Sale #2.6M by alaskido(m): 10:19am On Nov 30, 2016

This RAV4 is 2006 and not 2008.

Autos › Re: Brand New Mercedes Benz GLE450 2017 In Abuja For N49,500,000 by alaskido(m): 8:07am On Nov 30, 2016

My brother, you get mind o. N50m car. Blood of Jesus. If I had such money, I will say bye bye to recession. Baba God answer my call o.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Photos : Lagos Begins Airlift Of Pilgrims by alaskido(m): 3:00pm On Nov 29, 2016

khalebzy:
Hello sir/ma/nlers
Please I demand a favour from you and will be very glad if its seen to. I just my broke my infinix's phone touch pad and would require 3k to fix it. I know some might not believe me, but i know there are good samaritans out there who can help me, as i currently do not have such money on me as a student-plus the said phone is very much important to me.
Please, any good samaritan willing to help me should kindly Quote, email or pm me to request for my account no.
I dont know if ive convinced anyone with this.

But God bless you sir/ma/bro/sis as you see this as a free will giving and token, thereby helping me.

I shall upload screenshots of testimony if helped.

Thanks in anticipation

My guy, have you heard of MMM. Please join today and you will thank me later grin

. Releasing 3k under this Buhari APC recession and oppression which you guys voted for, I do not think anyone is ready to part with a paltry sum of N3k. Let me analyse what the N3k can be used for: 1 pot of Nkwobi, 1 bottle of Heineken and change go remain to buy fuel for generator.

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