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Na looking at too much ugwu cause am

modsfucker:
But you guys accused Yunusa Yellow of forcing himself on Spoilt Oruru girl..... Your girls are not too young to be fvcked but they're too young to get married.

Can you look for any comments of mine where I condemned or condone Yunusa's deed??



Bekiaful ursef ooo

God heal him

Did he force himself on her??


If no, then face ur sister

If i was God on the judgement day.....

1. Christiano Ronaldo - Philantropic, kind, no tattoos, loving; but arrogant, lustful, fornicator: #Hellfire with hard labor

2. Lionel Messi - Giving help, humble, less talking; but a tax evader, tattooing: #Hellfire

3. John Terry - leader, patient; but an adulterer, covetuous: #Hellfire wid hard labour, daily frog-jumb nd dail firewood fetching.

4. Ryan Giggs - peaceful, gentle, kind, patient; but Covetuous. #hellfire wid barbed-wire flogging daily.

5. Lukaku - humble, hardworking; but deceitful: #hanging

6. L.Suarez - violent, biting, betrayer: #hellfire wid bouncer beatings daily.

7. D.Costa - violent, fighter, arrogant and stubborn: #hellfire wid hard labour.

8. Moses - humble, patient, kind; but a diver, an injury faker: hell fire, hanging wid strong beating.

9. Rashford - Innocent, humble, hardworking, respectful; #Heaven

10. Mbappe - Same as Rashford.

11. Pogba - hardworking, respectful; but wat d hell is on ur head? #Lucifer, take him away 4rm here.

12. Ferguson - Good in all areas, but wot's d chewing 4? Ok, pardoned - #Heaven.

13. Alayormii - this is my beloved son: #Heaven_direct, with hollandia, honey, chocolate, toasted bread, salad, Shawarma, and everything heaven has to offer everyday of ur lyf.

14. Lalasticlala -
Loves snake like life itself... Heaven with snake pepper soup.

15.NwaAmaikpe- Trouble maker, like silly talks....... Hellfire, 2x flogging with fan belt daily.

16. Airforce1- Failed musician, like creating silly threads, etc.... hell fire with hard labor.

17. Obontami - From their name you shall know them, join Airforce1 in hell with mild labor

18. Smelling Anus- Abegg carry ur smell go meet Satan.... Hellfire with steady beating

19. Explorer - Sensible, creates nice and informative threads. Join Lalasticlala in heaven and enjoy the goodies

20. Royver - kind, friendly, simple, God fearing ...... Heaven with all the goodies heaven has to offer.

21. Seun - An atheist, doesn't believe I exist and for this reason, he's sentenced to 2million years in hellfire after which his case will be revisited.



Na joke I dey ooo
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If i was God on the judgement day.....

1. Christiano Ronaldo - Philantropic, kind, no tattoos, loving; but arrogant, lustful, fornicator: #Hellfire with hard labor

2. Lionel Messi - Giving help, humble, less talking; but a tax evader, tattooing: #Hellfire

3. John Terry - leader, patient; but an adulterer, covetuous: #Hellfire wid hard labour, daily frog-jumb nd dail firewood fetching.

4. Ryan Giggs - peaceful, gentle, kind, patient; but Covetuous. #hellfire wid barbed-wire flogging daily.

5. Lukaku - humble, hardworking; but deceitful: #hanging

6. L.Suarez - violent, biting, betrayer: #hellfire wid bouncer beatings daily.

7. D.Costa - violent, fighter, arrogant and stubborn: #hellfire wid hard labour.

8. Moses - humble, patient, kind; but a diver, an injury faker: hell fire, hanging wid strong beating.

9. Rashford - Innocent, humble, hardworking, respectful; #Heaven

10. Mbappe - Same as Rashford.

11. Pogba - hardworking, respectful; but wat d hell is on ur head? #Lucifer, take him away 4rm here.

12. Ferguson - Good in all areas, but wot's d chewing 4? Ok, pardoned - #Heaven.

13. Alayormii - this is my beloved son: #Heaven_direct, with hollandia, honey, chocolate, toasted bread, salad, Shawarma, and everything heaven has to offer everyday of ur lyf.

14. Lalasticlala -
Loves snake like life itself... Heaven with snake pepper soup.

15.NwaAmaikpe- Trouble maker, like silly talks....... Hellfire, 2x flogging with fan belt daily.

16. Airforce1- Failed musician, like creating silly threads, etc.... hell fire with hard labor.

17. Obontami - From their name you shall know them, join Airforce1 in hell with mild labor

18. Smelling Anus- Abegg carry ur smell go meet Satan.... Hellfire with steady beating

19. Explorer - Sensible, creates nice and informative threads. Join Lalasticlala in heaven and enjoy the goodies

20. Royver - kind, friendly, simple, God fearing ...... Heaven with all the goodies heaven has to offer.

21. Seun - An atheist, doesn't believe I exist and for this reason, he's sentenced to 2million years in hellfire after which his case will be revisited.



Na joke I dey ooo
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Gbam



I believe we the people of Nigeria should just award this present government something like this

OK


*** PRESIDENCY RELEASES TIMETABLE FOR VISIT TO BUHARI IN LONDON ***
1. APC governors (Visited)
2. PDP governors (To visit today)
3. UPP, APGA, NDP, HDP, ADPA, SDP, AC AND OTHERS (31st July).
4. NIGERIAN STUDENTS (3rd August).
4. FARMERS(5th August)
5. MEDICAL DOCTORS (10th August).
6. LECTURERS(12th August).
7. APC online Zombies (15th August).
8. PDP WAILING WAILERS (18th August)
9. OTHER WORKERS NOT MENTIONED ABOVE(20th August).
10. CRIPPLES AND OTHER DISABLED PEOPLE(23rd August).
11. IPOB BIAFRANS (25th August).
12. NIGER DELTA MILITANTS (27th August).
13. OPC MEMBERS (28th August).
14. BOKO HARAM MEMBERS (30th August).
15. AYO FAYOSE, WIKE AND FFK (2nd September)
Na waaaaaa Ooooooo. Buhari is now In London museum abi?
APC, I HAIL UNA Oooooooooo.
Pls strictly comply with your date

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Joke copied from my email .

saasala:
Call him a small boy if you must

Call him childish

Call him weed voice

Truth remains that this dude is currently the hottest Nigerian celebrity (not musician)


Meanwhile, does anyone have bread Agege, I have ewaganyi. Lets collabo

There's no way you can make heaven


How can you post this kind of picture online??
You're making Mii crave ewa agonyin now

Guy �: Wassup

Girl� : I'm cool, and you?

Guy �: same, where are you chatting from?

Girl �: Port Harcourt

Guy� : okay, what's your favorite color?

Girl �: boo, do I look like a small girl to you? stop
asking irrelevant questions and ask reasonable INTELLECTUAL questions

Guy �: OK, how many moles of sulphuric acid is
needed to neutralize 5ml of sodium carbonate and
5 volume of Tetra oxosulphate (vi) acid when calcium is heated at a temp of 200°C using nickel as a catalyst.

GIRL� : My Favorite color is Brown , you nko??

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-----mschewwwww some very annoying saucy witches and karishikas called girls hennnn?

gypsey:
it's possible that I am one of the 90 percent maybe including my families too and yours entirely, any more questions? you obviously couldn't recognise sarcasm when you see it.

And you are too blind to see the sarcasm in mine too



You want to be sarcastic but won't take someone else being sarcastic too


I tire for you ooo

With all her papa money she still dey happy because of meeting Pinket

gypsey:
90 percent of nigerians are mentally ill and the worst thing is, they are not even aware they are mad.

How many of ur family dey the 90% and am sure you are definitely not among the 10% wey remain

Were ya were Mo olopa lowo

Miisef dey look for my secondary school mate ooo


Anybody wey help Mii see am go collect whistle blowing fee


My friend name na Buhari, Muhammad Buhari

Can't wait to watch this movie

If Chidinma dem catch you

NwaAmaikpe:


May the good Lord give them better jobs,
May he punish the stingy snitch that reported these breadwinners just because of 'settlement'.

These police officers should track that snitch down and thank him for sacking them.

I pray that they get a job with a multinational firm that pays in $ and on their way to collect the appointment letter, they are killed by a Dangote truck.

Useless Policemen.

You're a very mad fellow


Can't you wait till they collect the letter and on their way home then

Kekere Lo ti nbere

Ghana has joined bad gang

Badoo



Make this guy meet Mii for Ikorodu make I hail am Badoo nla

kulikuli45:
Courtesy from

A mind that conceived this, what do you expect from such a head if not emptiness

Better pikin

realestniggah:
that a house wife who is contended with what she have

lord please provide me with these type..not the one that will complain that 3k is not enough to cook soup

Don't always pray like this


She might be able to save money but terrible in other aspects


Pray for a wife that will be Urz and give you peace of mind

And you say people are still worshipping God and not man

Their sins are forgiven



Nigeria is a comedy of errors

Agriculture is the way to go

Here

Hazards of smartphone addiction

Eastatlantaniqqa:
mechanics and farmers would be grateful for the flood
#EVERYDISAPPOINTMENTISABLESSING

Mechanics?? Maybe


Farmers?? Definitely not


A flood that can submerge a car will most definitely damage their crops and kill their livestock

pyyxxaro:
Nice Hip


Nice Zebra Toe

Nice hips, I hear


Nice Zebra toe, how you take see that one??

agabusta:
Lai is raising a very sound alarm but as usual, he'd be abused, cursed and called the genesis of the problem. As if th entire Nation will not feel it, if wahala breaks out pan-Nigeria

The nonsense going on in Nigeria at the moment can only be imagined


Was just searching thru my TV today looking for any interesting program when I bumped into a program on MITV (a Muslim program) and the host of the show was praising the registrar of JAMB, and one other woman.

He said the registrar was the first person to declare 5billion to the FG as JAMB revenue but he and the other woman was not praised or given media coverage because of Christians.


I was so surprised for him saying such a thing on National Television


Never thought a Yoruba Muslim can say such because I believe they are more religiously tolerant.