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PoliticsRe: Abisola Kola-Daisi And Her Customized Hermes Birkin Bag (Photos) by ALAYORMII: 2:09pm On Apr 01, 2017
Hermes Ghana must go bag for sale



grin grin grin
EducationRe: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by ALAYORMII: 2:06pm On Apr 01, 2017
They should listen to Patrick Obahiagbon
PoliticsRe: "Saraki Will Reduce Your Punishment If You Apologise" - Melaye Tells Ndume by ALAYORMII: 11:20am On Apr 01, 2017
Hear what our lawbreaker is saying
PoliticsRe: Mike Ozekhome Vs Femi Falana On Ndume's Suspension by ALAYORMII: 8:51am On Apr 01, 2017
April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.

At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.

Happy April Fool's day
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This "Simple" Quiz? by ALAYORMII: 8:44am On Apr 01, 2017
The teacher made the statement on Tuesday



In other news


April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.

At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.

Happy April Fool's day
BusinessRe: CBN Asks Nigerians To Report Any Bank That Fails To Give Them FOREX by ALAYORMII: 7:43am On Apr 01, 2017
As if anything will be done
PhonesRe: Top 5 Things The Samsung Galaxy S8 Can Do That The Iphone Can’t by ALAYORMII: 7:40am On Apr 01, 2017
Till dem do phone wey fit call without credit


To then
RomanceRe: Man Dies Having Sex With 4 Ladies In Lagos by ALAYORMII: 7:27am On Apr 01, 2017
He died in active service


The gurlz have been released and the case is dead
Jokes EtcRe: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by ALAYORMII: 11:04pm On Mar 31, 2017
Nobody is sending cv but account number




Tiri gbosa for una
CelebritiesRe: Music Act, Morell Robbed On An Uber Trip In Abuja by ALAYORMII: 6:00pm On Mar 31, 2017
Make dem pity the guy now


At least this can resuscitate his ailing career
PoliticsRe: You’re Lying About Roads Construction, Ortom Blasts Wike by ALAYORMII: 9:03am On Mar 31, 2017
Two irresponsible thieves


In other news



That moment when u r travelling in the evening with ur head buried in ur phone, they are passing at a MILITARY CHECKPOINT and u didn't notice... then a military man puts his hand through the window to collect ur phone, u thought it was this Agbero boys then u start hitting and biting the hand as hard as u can....
My brother, Do u remember the day ur mum said it is phone that will kill uhuh
Today is the Day......
Oya come down let the rest continue with their journey because ur own journey just Ended....
RomanceRe: To The Used And The User! by ALAYORMII: 3:08am On Mar 31, 2017
That moment when u r travelling in the evening with ur head buried in ur phone, they are passing at a MILITARY CHECKPOINT and u didn't notice... then a military man puts his hand through the window to collect ur phone, u thought it was this Agbero boys then u start hitting and biting the hand as hard as u can....
My brother, Do u remember the day ur mum said it is phone that will kill uhuh
Today is the Day......
Oya come down let the rest continue with their journey because ur own journey just Ended....
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Return To London To See Doctors - Presidency by ALAYORMII: 9:15pm On Mar 30, 2017
Go treat ursef
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by ALAYORMII: 5:58pm On Mar 30, 2017
TheEvilPriest:
Watch Nollywood make a series of stupid home videos from this drama and title them:

Stuck In The Chimney (Part 1)

Rescued From the Chimney (Part 2)

From Chimney to Jail (Part 3)
You must be an ardent follower of Nollywood
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by ALAYORMII: 5:52pm On Mar 30, 2017
Serves him right




Wen a Fulani herdsman dies, his son inherits
the cows, bt when a professor dies, his
certificate becomes a waste.
*Lesson:*
Use your school fees to buy cows.
Nairaland GeneralRe: #KeepTheChangebabe (hilarious Tweets) by ALAYORMII: 5:39pm On Mar 30, 2017
Rotfl




This is one of the reasons why Nigerians are considered one of the happiest people on earth
EventsRe: This Is What Happens At A 'digital Nigerian Wedding' by ALAYORMII: 5:18pm On Mar 30, 2017
NaijaSingleGurl
CrimeRe: Amputee, Others Arrested For Impersonating Tinubu, Saraki (Photos) by ALAYORMII: 4:49pm On Mar 30, 2017
Disabled but not In crime
Nairaland General[BREAKING] Nigerian Pilot, Makes History As First African To Fly The World Solo by ALAYORMII(op):
A Nigerian pilot who works for Air Djibouti has become the first African pilot in history to fly solo around the world.

Ademilola “Lola” Odujinrin completed the final leg of his historic journey Wednesday afternoon, landing safely at Washington Dulles International Airport.

The pilot has completed the entire circumnavigation in a Cirrus SR22, stopping in more than 15 countries on five continents, returning to Washington DC, where his journey began back in September.

The flight is part of Project Transcend, a foundation which aims to inspire young people to achieve their goals, regardless of their personal circumstances.

Ademilola says: “Ever since I was a child, I dreamed of one day flying around the world. We have a responsibility to lead by example and follow our dreams. I want African children to think: ‘I can do this too!'”

I would like to extend my sincere gratitude to Air Djibouti’s Chairman, Aboubaker Omar Hadi, and Cardiff Aviation’s Chairman, Bruce Dickinson, who have supported me throughout this journey. Without them, this would not have been possible.”

Both formed part of a high-level delegation to welcome the historic aviator on the tarmac at Dulles Airport, including: the Ambassador of Djibouti to the United States, His Excellency, Mr. Mohamed Siad Doualeh; Senior Director of Strategic Planning for Djibouti Ports & Free Zones Authority, Mr. Dawit Michael Gebre-ab; and Chief Operating Officer of Air Djibouti, Mr. Moussa Houssein.

Other distinguished guests included the CEO Africa World Press, which plans to publish a book on the journey.

Ademilola has logged over 4,000 hours as a commercial Boeing 737 pilot since earning his pilot licence six years ago.

The Chairman of Air Djibouti, Aboubaker Omar Hadi, says: “By supporting initiatives like Lola’s flight around the world, Air Djibouti hopes to inspire a new generation of pilots in Africa and help to pave the way for the aviation industry to thrive in the region.

“The benefits will be felt within the region, as this will encourage more intra-African trade and sustainable economic development.


“With the commencement of the Single African Air Transport Market set for June 2017, air travel in the continent is positioned to grow rapidly and become a key contributor to the region’s economic and social development.”

Globally, the aviation industry represents a massive opportunity for African economies to play a larger role.

It is estimated that 2017 alone will see approximately four billion airline passengers worldwide, as well as over 50 million tonnes of cargo being transported by air.



Lalasticlala, let's celebrate this Nigerian

PoliticsRe: Nse Ekpenyong Arraigned For Certificate ‘Forgery’ (Photo) by ALAYORMII: 3:36pm On Mar 30, 2017
Nigerians and forgery
FoodRe: 5 Interesting Reasons Why Suya Is Prepared In The Evening by ALAYORMII: 3:35pm On Mar 30, 2017
Suya is sold at anytime of the day in the north
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Lands In Paris For Anti-Corruption Forum (Photos) by ALAYORMII: 12:10pm On Mar 30, 2017
It won't yield anything cos corruption is Nigeria and Nigeria is corruption


You can't take one away from the other
PoliticsRe: Ambode Presents 4 Mobile CCTV Cameras & 4 Back Up Cars To RRS (Pics) by ALAYORMII: 11:49am On Mar 30, 2017
Before the end of the year, they would have turned the cars into a rickety
CrimeRe: Fake Anambra Lawyer Remanded After Five Years Practice by ALAYORMII: 11:44am On Mar 30, 2017
There's nothing in Nigeria that doesn't have fake


Fake drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic)
Fake drugs
Fake certificate
Fake lawyer
Fake this
Fake that


Even fake mad men and women
CelebritiesRe: Kunle Afolayan & Chidinma Ekile Dance On A Movie Set by ALAYORMII: 11:42am On Mar 30, 2017
I hope that is where it stopped ooo
PoliticsRe: EFCC Finds $86m Paris Club Refund In Ngf’s Account by ALAYORMII: 11:33am On Mar 30, 2017
unclezuma:
https://i.imgur.com/91UQO71.gif

I have always stated that we run a single party system and and it is a merger of APC and PDP and any other party out there with elements of both.

I will never be surprised...shey nah Nigeria, it is well.
But ur gif say something else
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Efe Is Only Down To Earth Because He Lacks Exposure - Tboss by ALAYORMII: 11:14am On Mar 30, 2017
alin24:
If there's a way we can stop him,pls lets do it.
Enough of him already
Twill be all over in a week's time
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Lesbian Woman Accused Of Sexually Molesting Her Neighbour Freed (photo) by ALAYORMII: 11:03am On Mar 30, 2017
That means lesbianism is legal in Ghana



The Devil is really working hard to make sure heaven is empty and people are really helping him


Can't imagine myself waking up in the morning and am feeling Hot and na another man anus dey hungry Mii


Tufia
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Loses As US Oil Attracts More Buyers by ALAYORMII: 10:57am On Mar 30, 2017
Crude oil has done more harms than good to Nigeria
RomanceRe: Mission Inpossible (true Life Story) by ALAYORMII: 10:46am On Mar 30, 2017
Idydarling:
heard this story as a child back then
It's a common story people use to describe an incarnate
PoliticsRe: If The Senate Insists On Summoning Me, They Are Foolish – Sagay by ALAYORMII: 8:27am On Mar 30, 2017
We've never had it this bad
CrimeRe: Suicide: Woman Hangs Herself In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by ALAYORMII: 10:09pm On Mar 29, 2017
Suicide in Nigeria


May God help and safe us

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