₦airaland Forum

If its not Nigerian


It can't be like Nigerian






Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but
we always use protection and the rubber
never broke. How is it possible?

Doctor: Let me tell you a story: "There was
once a Hunter who always carries a Gun
wherever he goes. One day he took his
Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out.
A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him.
In order to scare the Lion,the Hunter used
the Umbrella like a Gun,and shot the
Lion,then it died!

Guy: Nonsense!! Someone else must've
shot the Lion...

Doctor: Good!! You understood the Story.
Next patient please.

What's with his posture??

Copycat

Transformation agenda

A MARRIED couple who struggled to conceive only discovered they were TWINS when they went through IVF.

The unnamed couple underwent the treatment to help them have a baby.

But doctors at the fertility lab noticed their DNA was abnormally similar.




At first, lab technicians believed the pair may be unwitting cousins, but soon ruled that out because the DNA was too similar.

Eventually doctors confronted the pair, who burst out in laughter when they were asked if they were related.

A doctor at the clinic in Jackson, Mississippi, told the Mississippi Herald: “It’s just a routine thing and we wouldn’t normally check to see if there was a relationship between the two samples.




“But in this case the lab assistant involved was shocked by the similarity of each profile.”

Adding to the compelling evidence was the fact the pair shared the same birthday and that friends had remarked how similar they looked.

The doctor who broke the news described how the wife pleaded with him to admit he was joking, but he added: “I wish that I was, but they had to know the truth.”

The pair had been separated as babies when their parents were killed in a car crash

It soon became clear that the pair were in fact unwitting siblings – both having been adopted as babies by separate families when their parents were killed in a car crash.

They later met at a university party and bonded over their similar backgrounds.

The unnamed doctor added: “The husband said that a lot of people remarked on the fact they shared the same birthdays and looked similar to each other, but he said it was just a funny coincidence and that the couple were definitely not related.”

The pair are now said to be re-considering their future together.



Source

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4414272/Married-couple-told-biological-twins.html

Colourful






If you want to know whether you are ugly or not, just walk past a construction site and if the builders continue with their work, my sister you have your answer...

You're now a dating expert





If you want to know whether you are ugly or not, just walk past a construction site and if the builders continue with their work, my sister you have your answer...

If you want to know whether you are ugly or not, just walk past a construction site and if the builders continue with their work, my sister you have your answer...

Iseoluwani:
Did u serve there?

Yeah





A15

M.I





FOUR SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A BAR AND A BRA.
1.They have the same alphabets.
2.They are both drinking points.
3.They both have restricted times of opening and closing.
4.They both make men go crazy when opened.

Knowledge wee not kee me

Almost 20years



God help him

This people no good



They should have helped them to put 1 to make it

1234

Education is being eroded

Iseoluwani:



That no 2 eh


I see am wella for camp

The thing just weak me



No 9
That's a lady , she was posted to taraba
camp Sebre

Awon ti Sibre

tooth4tooth:
Ah!! But that weed strong oo. Is it Oshogbo weed or Abakaliki weed? I know their weed carry extra toxin

Na Federal weed

KimnanaTweety:
u nor well walai

Sister Kimnana, what ado??

tooth4tooth:
My guy,the Burukutu you combine with weed is not good for your health.

I no add burukutu

Day11:
My guy, that weed na for oshogbo u get ham?

Osogbo weed dey learn ooo


Na Federal I buy am

130million litters of fuel





God help us in this country

Sugar boy



After supporting efe,your course rep tells you that three of your results are out... After checking you saw E. F. E .....the devil is a liar

I think people should start naming their kids




Lala cx

Lala c9

Based on logistics






After supporting efe,your course rep tells you that three of your results are out... After checking you saw E. F. E .....the devil is a liar

Lawless







Just for laughs




If girls are to walk like the way they pose in their pics , I swear the government will record the highest ever DISABILITY RATE in the country...
More especially that style they do squeezing their mouth like a male goat smelling urine from a she goat..

Billions of dollars


On a lighter note


Some ladies be like : "My EX left a big HOLE in my heart that no one can fill" My sister.... stop fooling us! We all know the HOLE you are talking about!!!!

I don't understand why ladies close their legs when they Sit.

I mean what's the purpose of wearing expensive panties??

Pls don't insult me, ayam not feeling fine

How. Skales take enter the matter

Pepper dem

Nice write up