₦airaland Forum

CR77:

You wan blow whistle??

Any banker wey wan blow whistle should contact Mii

Let's strike a deal

DrAdmirable:
@HugerBad, u jst running ur mouth like a coward.
Is your Uni in any way better of than Uniport?
Uniport is the most unique uni in Nigeria and it has produced notable Men/women in our society with thw ikes of Pres. Goodluck Jonathan, Rotimi Ameachi, Timi dakolo, and lots more.
Pls be guided

You forgot to mention Dame Patience Jonathan (Faka)

iliyande:
For now in my side, no network is faster than glo
Even the almighty etisalat.
I abandoned my glo 4g mifi cause the 3G is ok

Glo is very good in my area but once I leave home it's a different case entirely

Hungry mofo don dey lick am

Someone told Mii Dino served in 1999 but got his NYSC certificate in 2001

The boy is feeling at home

Expected

Smellymouth:
Nice one Patrick Ellis. I remember he came into prominence in 2010 when he shot Wizkid's vid Holla at your boy..

It's no doubt , Patrick Ellis is one of the fastest growing music video directors in Nigeria..

Growing since 2010??

So??

bettercreature:
Glo is actually getting better

Glo need to do more cos if not for the affordability of their data, they would have had the lowest customer

They will lose more except they change their way

Abdulazeez99:
Lols only in Nigeria...

Source; [url=http://legendvibes.com.n gaming]LEGENDVIBES[/url]

EFCC should have been the agency seeing to the eradication of terrorism in Nigeria


They have got bombs

i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

"All the money spended was judiciously spended"

Pejah:
That was in the ninties not now

Nineties or not


There was no time it was possible to get admission with such result but Dino did it

Politicians and oju aiye

Tot they said they are fighting

Moving things

Pejah:
No uni will give u admmision with d7 in maths

Haven't you heard of the case of Dino who had P parallel and was admitted to study geography

AZUH:
She has invested more on this okafors law. I think she should Make her facts clear . Yoruba has been hating since the days awolowo . But they won't leave us to go our own separate ways.

What has Yoruba got to do with anything in this story??


You're indeed asun

Generalsamm:
Hello, N'landers. I plan to apply for utme next week but there is this weakness in my olevel result and its that I have pass(D7) in maths. I have been making some research lately about universities that accept an art student with D7 in math and the students of those uni have been telling me that their school don't accept and the likes even contrary to what jamb brochure stipulated.
I plan to register for law tho' or even if I will need to change the course. I just want to know how things are.
Eminent Nairalanders, Please, help a brother!!!

Fear not bro


If Dino can be admitted with a worse result then you have a fighting chance

Jimmyo3:
Yoruba people market list:::
Rice -5 cups
Beans -3 cups
Maggi -50
Fresh pepper N300
Dried pepper N150
Native pepper N400
Cameroon pepper N250
Tatashi N200
Chilli pepper N100
Fairly used pepper N50
Green pepper N200
Garlic N100
And Yetunde When You Are
Coming Back Abeg Tell Mama Ade
To Give You
The Pepper She Promised Me!
#pepperdemgang#

Does this make any sense to You??


You're depressed and urgently need antidepressants

Hoekay

Nollywood and broken marriages




They are really running to catch Hollywood

I wan blow whistle ooo

jullty:
You can see, Osibanjo is an illiterate person..

And they will continue to disgrace him. When they mean federal republic. It means. They have no chief. All the governor are disgrace him.. you are not suppose to deal with them. You only deal with state governor.


Have ever seen an government officials going to meet them. No. Because the police is you representative in the area

Ur English alone says a lot about the kind of person that you are

copied
# Wanna #Kill # Yourself?
Imagine this. You come home from school one day. You’ve had yet another horrible day. You’re just ready to give up. So you go to your room, close the door, and take out that suicide note you’ve written and rewritten over and over and over You take out those razor blades, and cut for the very last time. You grab that bottle of pills and take them all. Laying down, holding the letter to your chest, you close your eyes for the very last time. A few hours later, your little brother knocks on your door to come tell you dinners ready. You don’t answer, so he walks in. All he sees is you laying on your bed, so he thinks you’re asleep. He tells your mom this. Your mom goes to your room to wake you up. She notices something is odd. She grabs the paper in your hand and reads it. Sobbing, she tries to wake you up. She’s screaming your name. Your brother, so confused, runs to go tell Dad that “Mommy is crying and sissy won’t wake up.” Your dad runs to your room. He looks at your mom, crying, holding the letter to her chest, sitting next to your lifeless body. It hits him, what’s going on, and he screams. He screams and throws something at the wall. And then, falling to his knees, he starts to cry. Your mom crawls over to him, and they sit there, holding each other, crying. The next day at school, there’s an announcement. The principal tells everyone about your suicide. It takes a few seconds for it to sink in, and once it does, everyone goes silent. Everyone blames themselves. Your teachers think they were too hard on you. Those mean popular girls, they think of all the things they’ve said to you. That boy that used to tease you and call you names, he can’t help but hate himself for never telling you how beautiful you really are. Your ex boyfriend, the one that you told everything to, that broke up with you.. He can’t handle it. He breaks down and starts crying, and runs out of the school. Your friends? They’re sobbing too, wondering how they could never see that anything was wrong, wishing they could have helped you before it was too late. And your best friend? She’s in shock. She can’t believe it. She knew what you were going through, but she never thought it would get that bad… Bad enough for you to end it. She can’t cry, she can’t feel anything. She stands up, walks out of the classroom, and just sinks to the floor. Shaking, screaming, but no tears coming out. It’s a few days later, at your funeral. The whole town came. Everyone knew you, that girl with the bright smile and bubbly personality. The one that was always there for them, the shoulder to cry on. Lots of people talk about all the good memories they had with you, there were a lot. Everyone’s crying, your little brother still doesn’t know you killed yourself, he’s too young. Your parents just said you died. It hurts him, a lot. You were his big sister, you were supposed to always be there for him. Your best friend, she stays strong through the entire service, but as soon as they start lowering your casket into the ground, she just loses it. She cries and cries and doesn’t stop for days. It’s two years later. Your teachers all quit their job. Those mean girls have eating disorders now. That boy that used to tease you cuts himself. Your ex boyfriend doesn’t know how to love anymore and just sleeps around with girls. Your friends all go into depression. Your best friend? She tried to kill herself. She didn’t succeed like you did, but she tried…your brother? He finally found out the truth about your death. He self harms, he cries at night, he does exactly what you did for years leading up to your suicide. Your parents? Their marriage fell apart. Your dad became a workaholic to distract himself from your death. Your mom got diagnosed with depression and just lays in bed all day. People care. You may not think so, but they do. Your choices don’t just affect you. They affect everyone. Don’t end your life, you have so much to live for. Things can’t get better if you give up. I’m here for absolutely anyone that needs to talk, no matter who you are. Even if we’ve NEVER talked before or even if it doesn't seem like I care. I’m here for you. Copy and paste this as your status to show people there are people out there that care.let's see who actually read all of it.
For anyone that feels this way Life's too short, yea, but not to get off through the short cut!
Could 1 friend, please copy and repost (not share)? We are trying to demonstrate that someone's always listening.
There is still some beauty to life. Just don't get yourself on the wrong side of the law.
# SuicideAwareness.
# PleaseknowthatWeCare

WTF is slay queen??

Slay used to mean to kill someone or something

The number one reason is simple



There are no Mr Right

Thieves everywhere

Rikishi to pawon po ti tu won ka

The man look like the older version of Dino Melaye