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Crime / Re: Thief Loses His Memory In Delta As Electricity Shock Him While Stealing. Photos by albacete(m): 11:47am On Jan 20, 2018
CornFooPanda:
Even Stretch marks for their thighs
I almost forgot that one

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Vs Eudoxie Yao : Who Rocked This Outfit Better? by albacete(m): 11:27am On Jan 20, 2018
The shape of that dress will never remain the same again
Romance / Re: See What Happened To A Sex Doll by albacete(m): 11:05am On Jan 20, 2018
Axis313:

That's what happened when you use Viagra plus tramadol including monkey tail and action bitter not forgetting jedi/opa eyin times three of the dosage.
This is the result.
Chai!
Crime / Re: Thief Loses His Memory In Delta As Electricity Shock Him While Stealing. Photos by albacete(m): 10:30am On Jan 20, 2018
manci:
Pls Any developments about sex doll ?
Definitely

Some of them now come with
Tribal marks
Burnt knuckles
Pubic hairs
Albinism

The fake ones are not always in the mood

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Career / Re: Niger Delta Basin Development Authority Job Aptitude Test by albacete(m): 9:37am On Jan 20, 2018
Where did you get your information?
Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant For Me But I Am Not Ready by albacete(m): 9:24am On Jan 20, 2018
That pregnancy is not yours.

Now go and sin no more

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Crime / Re: Abuja Man, Zeal To Stella MissyAyom: "We Had Sex 3 Times, I Didn't Rape You" by albacete(m): 9:10am On Jan 20, 2018
Silly boy! Why did you allow her get your pictures and real names in the first place? Someone you plan to use and dump.
You definitely can't play the game.

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Romance / Re: “Can D Sex Doll Squirt? Big Breasted Corper Compares Self To A Big Breasted Doll by albacete(m): 4:28am On Jan 20, 2018
Someone just compared herself with a sex doll, tell me what other thing she can bring to the table. She just confirmed once again that they are sex objects.

Well, to answer her question, they serve the same purpose but a sex doll will never ask for money to buy Brazilian hair, will never ask "so what are we now?" after a hot session, or tell you that she missed her period.

Women tarnishing their own image.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Spend Your Saturdays? by albacete(m): 4:21am On Jan 20, 2018
oh my jingles!

These ones should concentrate on how to look good. Poorly fed children looking for people's daughter to sex.
Romance / Re: This Is So Frustrating And Embarrassing by albacete(m): 4:15am On Jan 20, 2018
How old are you?

Don't worry, you will outgrow it. it's called a wet dream

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Romance / Re: See What Happened To A Sex Doll by albacete(m): 4:07am On Jan 20, 2018
Emekus92:
Did the guy rape her. bcoz I just watched a video of a sex doll being asked for sex and the doll say she's not in the mood.

hahahhahahah

Savage you are, chill you got none. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Funny Convo With A Slay Queen by albacete(m): 4:05am On Jan 20, 2018
But come to think of it, driving under the influence before going to school to write the promotional exams of over 5 million dollars and you think she will not open her legs will run as fast as Usual Bolt who was accused of taking drugs to bring out the car from the garage after staking that Liverpool will win Manchester City before you then realize that I just wasted 2 minutes of your time.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Again – “my Lips Can Suck Good D**k” by albacete(m): 10:43pm On Jan 19, 2018
OK naa
Celebrities / Re: Give Me 100 Billion And I’d Marry You – Nigerian Lady Tells Don Little by albacete(m): 10:43pm On Jan 19, 2018
Poor bitches everywhere.
Literature / Re: Beauty And The Mechanic by albacete(m): 10:33pm On Jan 19, 2018
Nna mehn! This story Don enter voicemail oo. Like someone rightly pointed out, it's over 15 days yet no update.
I will be lying to myself if I say I can remember what happened in the last 2 episodes. That means whenever you choose to update, I will have to go back and refresh my memory. This isn't fair.
Well, life itself is not fair.

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Phones / Re: App That Cost ₦80,000.00 On Playstore by albacete(m): 10:20pm On Jan 19, 2018
Money is about to miss road
Celebrities / Re: Man Begs E-Money For N5000 To Eat On Instagram. He Replies by albacete(m): 9:59pm On Jan 19, 2018
Any clue where i can get a sex doll that has body odour and tribal marks?

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Romance / Re: Aba Records Its First Sex Doll Photo. by albacete(m): 7:46pm On Jan 19, 2018
Sex doll or no sex doll
Black, white or albino
Pubic hair or no pubic hair
Tribal marks or no tribal marks
Slim or fat
Aba made or foreign made

I have actually forgotten what I wanted to say
Education / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Shares Photo Of His Daughter's First Day In School. by albacete(m): 7:41pm On Jan 19, 2018
Zuckerberg my man
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Set To Formerly Withdraw Support For Buhari On January 25 by albacete(m): 7:02am On Jan 19, 2018
Let the drama unfold
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Buys ₦80,000 Sex Doll, Order Delivered Successfully (photos) by albacete(m): 10:08pm On Jan 18, 2018
mztubsy:
cheesy What the shit does this even mean. So incoherent. Laws!!! grin

Designed to cause the malfunctioning of your brain. cool
Romance / Re: Sex Dolls Shipping To Nigeria For As Low As ₦5500 Only!($12.64 + $2.84 Shipping) by albacete(m): 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2018
At a crucial time like this, NwaAmaikpe's is highly needed

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Romance / Re: About The Sex Doll Things by albacete(m): 8:17pm On Jan 18, 2018
dukeprince50:
lol, this is going to be troublesome.
girls are in danger

They've been selling adult toys online since ages. Only difference is that this one comes in full body parts.
Celebrities / Re: Lawrentta Sawyer And Sawyer Peter's Wedding Photos by albacete(m): 8:12pm On Jan 18, 2018
MizMyColi:


Of course I knew you set out to write nonsense, but I wanted to read nonetheless.

I don't know why, but as I read, my stomach was turning.


Thanks for letting me waste 5 minutes of your time wink
Romance / Re: About The Sex Doll Things by albacete(m): 8:11pm On Jan 18, 2018
Did it cause wahala when cucumber was in vogue?

What's the difference?
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Sex Dolls Are Bad For You. by albacete(m): 8:08pm On Jan 18, 2018
Wahala dey oo

When your doll decides to be creepy

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Celebrities / Re: Maryam Charles: "Sex Doll Is Not For Broke Guys" by albacete(m): 8:05pm On Jan 18, 2018
Is it your broke?
Romance / Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by albacete(m): 7:29pm On Jan 18, 2018
We are moving to the permanent site

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