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Celebrities › Re: Meet Meggy Linus, New Akwa Ibom Teen Queen, She Replaces Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang by albacete(m): 2:24pm On Jan 17, 2018*

Kudos to Akwa Ibom for upholding a high level of moral standards.

I wish Nollywood will borrow a leaf from the organizers of this event. All these our actresses turned oloshos will stop slaying with sultry pictures on social media after using Nollywood to gain popularity.

IYANGBALI:
Her village people have tooked over her life

RIP English till we part to meet no more.

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Travel › Re: Obituary Of Boy Killed After His Father Tried To Avoid Hitting Child On The Road by albacete(m): 2:17pm On Jan 17, 2018

RIP

Car Talk › Re: 5 Reasons You Should Not Overspeed by albacete(m): 12:32pm On Jan 17, 2018

Give us five reasons to overspeed

Romance › Re: ₦40,000 Per Hour, Inside Germany's First Sex Doll-Only Brothel(Photos) by albacete(m): 12:29pm On Jan 17, 2018

And the doll will not wake up one day and decide to propose to me in public. grin

Politics › Re: Stick Only To Your Religious Calling, Presidency Tells CAN Scribe, Musa Asake by albacete(m): 11:01am On Jan 17, 2018*

So only politicians are allowed to speak out? This is an attack on the CAN's person. So if a medical doctor speaks out too, he will be asked to mind his patients? A teacher to mind his students, a lawyer to mind his clients, a banker to mind his customers.

Can't people reason before spitting out rubbish?

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Romance › Re: 13 Pictures Depicting The Real Power Of Destiny by albacete(m): 10:49am On Jan 17, 2018

No Nigerian case in point.

Celebrities › Re: Psquare Peter Okoye's Expensive Cars And Enviable Garage 2018 by albacete(m): 10:42am On Jan 17, 2018

It's your time, enjoy it while it lasts

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 3 Hours Sleep Saves A Sucidal, Jobless Man From Untimely Death by albacete(m): 10:41am On Jan 17, 2018

Good

Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Earns N600,000 Per Movie; Covers House Of Maliq by albacete(m): 8:38am On Jan 17, 2018

Deicide:
K lets do the Math
600k per movie
Networth = $350,000 * 367 = 128,450,000mill Naira
The amount of movie she has acted = 128,450,000/600,000 which equals 214movies wow!

And that is if she doesn't take a kobo out of it to buy airtime or body cream.

Showbiz is hype, hype is showbiz.

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Celebrities › Re: 9ice Celebrates His 38th Birthday Today (Photos) by albacete(m): 8:27am On Jan 17, 2018

Alexander Abolore Adegbola Adigun Alapomeji Ajifolajifaola.

What a mouthful!

Romance › Re: You Must Have Close To 20 Million In Your Account Before You Date Me. by albacete(m): 7:27am On Jan 17, 2018

LA date LA bend

Romance › Re: South African Plus Size Women Pose Completely Unclad In Trending Photoshoot by albacete(m): 7:26am On Jan 17, 2018

Promoting nudity at all costs.

End times are here

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Davido With His Sister And Cousins by albacete(m): 7:26am On Jan 17, 2018

Lol

Romance › Re: South African Lady Shares Photos To Prove She Is Sexier Than The N800k Sex Doll by albacete(m): 7:21am On Jan 17, 2018*

And girls will shout themselves hoarse that they are not sex objects. Why is this one now comparing herself to a sex doll?
This has got to be the lowest self esteem I have seen in a person, comparing oneself to a mere doll.

The sex doll is better sef, at least you pay a onetime fee and be the only one to enjoy the sex. Why would I pay to have sex with a female and she will be enjoying the sex with me? That's cheating you know.
If I must pay for it, you better not moan, otherwise I take my money back.

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Education › Re: UNN Student Creates A Motorcycle From Palm Fronds And Fibre by albacete(m): 6:54am On Jan 17, 2018

bigerboy200:
abeg make we hear word jare...why pay for something as useless as this? a motorcycle that was carried on a wheel barrow..haba haba

Haven't you seen where a car being delivered to its owner is transported in a container? So we can also safely assume that the car is useless.

Do you expect that motorcycle to be ridden to its destination even when it's obvious that there are no real tyres and no engine? This matter weak me.
You just proved my point that Nigerians don't value art.

How useful is the famous Mona Lisa painting? Does it quench your hunger or give you WiFi access when you look at it? If it does none of these things, then the white people that buy these paintings are paying for nonsense.

So because he did not use the palm fronds to make brooms and baskets which everyone is used to, we should write him off?
Why not encourage him by giving him better materials and see what he's capable of?

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Car Talk › Re: Kawasaki Reveals Futuristic Superbike With Incredible Shape-shifting Tech by albacete(m): 7:58am On Jan 16, 2018

Where's Yusuf?

This is for him.

Literature › Re: Beauty And The Mechanic by albacete(m): 4:36am On Jan 16, 2018

SheWrites:
@All... @ Everybody...

I appreciate you all for following this beautiful story.

For everyone anticipating updates, pls apply patience.

I work too for a living.

Or don't you want me to earn money to support my family?

Or you want me to come to nairaland and beg you all for money to eat?

We all need to be considerate when we address ourselves.

Nevertheless, I apologize for the inconsistent updates. Being really busy lately. NEPA, hike in fuel prices and scarcity of fuel messed up my usual updates timeline.

I will make new adjustments.

God has also sent an Angel to assist me with the typing of this fantastic story. All I need to do now is to edit and add salt and pepper.

Can't mention her name, but pls, thank her for me.

So... sitting here, in this semi-dark room, waiting for NEPA to bring the light so that I can update... the generator just went off... you all better start praying...

Tomorrow is another day.

I still love you all *winks* *hugs*

Did you get the fried pap i sent you?

I'm salivating already,

Romance › Re: Man Shares His Chat With An Escort On Facebook, Posts Her Photos Online. by albacete(m): 4:33am On Jan 16, 2018

Since he revealed her identity, why didn't he complete the revelation by displaying her number as well?

At least customers would have increased by now and he would collect his advertising fee.

He is not a smart businessman.

Politics › Re: ‘in The Name Of God, Accommodate Your Countrymen’, Buhari Begs Benue Leaders by albacete(m): 4:28am On Jan 16, 2018

Is that all the vegetable have to say?

Phones › Re: MTN Nigeria Internet One Day All Day Daily Data Bundle by albacete(m): 4:24am On Jan 16, 2018

What of me that NITEL gives 15GB for just N35?

Ask me how

Romance › Re: We Met In The Club Last Night And This Happened When I Got To His House by albacete(m): 4:16am On Jan 16, 2018

And that was how Miss Caro's destiny was taken.

Education › Re: UNN Student Creates A Motorcycle From Palm Fronds And Fibre by albacete(m): 4:05am On Jan 16, 2018

Talent is speaking.

We don't value art in this part of the world else that boy would have made some cool bucks out of what some of you are calling crap

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Car Talk › Re: Photos Of The All New 2019 Mercedes Benz G Class Revealed Ahead Of Its Debut by albacete(m): 4:00am On Jan 16, 2018

Afrojuju2017:
Sorry bro I'm not a millionaire and I know how I work for my money. Until I have a few 50milliom euro sitting calmly in my account I'll always worry about the resell value of a car.

Please note I also don't reside in Nigeria, I'm maybe come from a position foreign to the Nigerian system

50 million whaaat?

Oh! I understand. The tax palaver can be crazy atimes, especially on luxury goods. No wonder you mentioned 50 milla.

Here in Naija, we pay pittance as tax ( if we even pay at all). A man worth 1billion naira (roughly $3million) will fork out $500k for a car or fleet of cars because there are no additional costs involved. Just the regular maintenance. And then he will appear richer than a US or UK resident who is three times his worth.

Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie Goes Bald (Photos) by albacete(m): 5:24pm On Jan 15, 2018

Her height is intimidating.

Literature › Re: Beauty And The Mechanic by albacete(m): 1:14pm On Jan 15, 2018

I am beginning to forget what happened in the story.

Why? The updates are taking too long to come.

SheWrites, what's up with the rest of the story?

OK, make I bribe you with fried pap.

*joke joke
January is hard for some peeps oh. Today while chilling in my house after church service, a guy appeared, trying to sell a cat to me and when I refused and told him I don't have rats in my house, he begged me to just buy the cat and he would bring the rats later in the evening.... I weak no be small

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Romance › Re: Lady Kneels Down To Propose To Her Man In Public While He Cries by albacete(m): 11:19am On Jan 15, 2018

All for the camera

Romance › Re: Interview With A Former Adult Star [Copied] by albacete(m): 8:39am On Jan 15, 2018

Odiegwu!

Romance › Re: A Nairalander And His Beautiful Bride On Their Wedding Day by albacete(m): 8:08pm On Jan 14, 2018

Eboski:
his username is lalasticlala......

Where is the proof? I didn't see no snake peppersoup or snake leather shoe.

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander And His Beautiful Bride On Their Wedding Day by albacete(m): 7:18pm On Jan 14, 2018

Eboski:
yes ooo,thanks

But you didn't tell us his username. Or are you the groom?

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Politics › Re: Another $44 Million Vanish From NIA Vaults by albacete(m): 7:17pm On Jan 14, 2018

Again?

Romance › Re: A Nairalander And His Beautiful Bride On Their Wedding Day by albacete(m): 7:16pm On Jan 14, 2018*

Fine boy and fine girl.

So we made FP?

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