FvckShiT:



- Fůcking Amen!

Uncle, I fucklngly want to be like you when I fvckingly grow the fvck up. For fvck's sake, what do you fvckingly have to say about this fvcked up sh1t of my opinion?
Fvck!

I remember Niger state (2011) when one of my students caught this animal and it was butchered and shared amongst the teachers present.
Dem no even reason corper like me wey dey salivate on top the white meat.

A banker? Is he on a 3-month leave?

Maybe his wife just put to bed and he was granted 3 months paternity leave to cater for the baby alongside his wife. Yeah, that's gender equality.

Nonsense and ingredients!

Why deal decisively with them now that the elections are around the corner? What happened to nipping it in the bud the first time it reared its ugly head?

So that we will vote for the dullard the second time.

We are smarter now, Buhari is going back to Daura to the ICC in the Hague to face his crimes against the Nigerian populace

When Lala takes a double portion of his favourite snake peppersoup, you make frontpage twice

A fortnight ago, my phone started playing instrumental music in the background. I went to my media player, it was off. Visited my opened webpages to check if any site is responsible for the music, none.

Secondly, a flashlight app was installed on my phone. I didn't remember installing such.

Could it mean my phone is now a zombie?

Uwa mmebi

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Wee yhu kip kwayet?

That's lovely. Oyibo can ball for Europe

mayorincorp:


Are you on drugs?

No,
what about you?

stanboy28:
blood of my landlord

Wetin your landlord blood do you?

Olympus is about to fall

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


He should save his tears for Russia 2018 when Nigeria will be booted out of the worldcup at the group stage.

Then he can cry inside a basket......

Mtchtewwwwww

Bia, where is your husband?
If it's not NwaAmaikpe, it can never be like NwaAmaikpe

#bringBackOurNwaAmaikpe

Nice post

hmmm

But come to think of it, driving under the influence of drugs before going to school to write the promotional exams of over 5 million dollars and you think she will not open her legs to run as fast as Usual Bolt who was accused of taking drugs to bring out the car from the garage after staking that Liverpool will win Manchester City before you then realize that I just wasted 2 minutes of your time.

Also When I think of how the gateman sacrificed his life, I can only come to the conclusion that those children from the next compound will go to church but buying the car from jiji doesn't mean that Patrick will visit the person who cooked the snake before the plumber would have finished the pathway that leads to the stream where the madman usually chases people with sticks and stones yet many will doubt that MMM is still working after I woke up on a Sunday afternoon to dress for work because Joshua denied bringing his PlayStation to the market to buy some foodstuffs after investigations have been concluded as to why did Mary tell her daughter not to eat the last meat in the pot even when it's obvious that the wedding was the talk of the town and at the end of the day it turned out to be a rumor that the gateman sacrificed his life after he died.

Lol

Let me see that idiot that will shout APC or Buhari till 2023. From lopsided appointments to taking over of people's ancestral lands.
Trump is right, Nigeria is a sh!thole country
When other African countries are demanding an explanation from the POTUS concerning his "shiThole" comment, Buhari is busy seeking for grazing colonies for his Fulani brothers.

Take it to the church and leave it there, like someone rightly pointed out. It could be burnt after prayers have been said. Just like the novena

All the tigers have been spotted

Kontinu

All posters on this thread are right.

RentedReality:
I know some someone that slept with a soldier that was married to a policewoman who use to be a sex worker that sometimes slept with homosexuals who were transport workers that carried drug addicts

What are the chances that this person is infected?

You too much

And one simpleton was asking for advise in another thread that his girlfriend after telling him to dive in without protection, that nothing will happen, now told him that she's pregnant.
Maybe she knows that if she proposes to the guy, she might not handle the rejection that will follow. So she used the pregnancy trap to get the poor fellow to marry her.

A marriage whose foundation is built on deceit will not last. If he insists on staying in that marriage, he should be ready to conduct a DNA test on any child his wife gives birth to.

Mandynews:
A Michigan man who calls himself “Davecat” lives with three sex dolls: his “wife” and two “mistresses.”

The 40-year-old who has shunned 'organic women' to marry a synthetic doll and keep another as a mistress

A nattily attired black male from Michigan who goes by the handle “Davecat” is a proud owner of three sex dolls. Although the United States Supreme Court still does not recognize marriage between human beings and inanimate objects, Dave insists that he is married to the first sex doll

If oyibo can get married to a Ferris wheel (janglova), then anything is possible.

This is serious

Please can I get some likes for no just reason?

Students can sit anywhere for Africa. I remember during my undergraduate days, one day on top of an AC box. The way he was kicked by one young lecturer then cracked us up

Hehehe

But come to think of it, driving under the influence of drugs before going to school to write the promotional exams of over 5 million dollars and you think she will not open her legs to run as fast as Usual Bolt who was accused of taking drugs to bring out the car from the garage after staking that Liverpool will win Manchester City before you then realize that I just wasted 2 minutes of your time