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RomanceRe: Sex Doll: A Man Disfigured His Doll After Going 10 Rounds With Tramaldol by albacete(m): 2:20pm On Jan 20, 2018
All posters on this thread are right.
HealthRe: 6 Groups Of People Most Likely To Contract HIV In Nigeria by albacete(m): 12:53pm On Jan 20, 2018
RentedReality:
I know some someone that slept with a soldier that was married to a policewoman who use to be a sex worker that sometimes slept with homosexuals who were transport workers that carried drug addicts

What are the chances that this person is infected?
You too much
FamilyRe: Man Marries Lady Impregnated By Another Man. Finds Out After Marriage (Photos) by albacete(m): 12:31pm On Jan 20, 2018
And one simpleton was asking for advise in another thread that his girlfriend after telling him to dive in without protection, that nothing will happen, now told him that she's pregnant.
Maybe she knows that if she proposes to the guy, she might not handle the rejection that will follow. So she used the pregnancy trap to get the poor fellow to marry her.

A marriage whose foundation is built on deceit will not last. If he insists on staying in that marriage, he should be ready to conduct a DNA test on any child his wife gives birth to.
RomanceRe: Michigan Man Who Lives With Three Sex Dolls: His “wife” And Two “mistresses by albacete(m):
Mandynews:
A Michigan man who calls himself “Davecat” lives with three sex dolls: his “wife” and two “mistresses.”

The 40-year-old who has shunned 'organic women' to marry a synthetic doll and keep another as a mistress

A nattily attired black male from Michigan who goes by the handle “Davecat” is a proud owner of three sex dolls. Although the United States Supreme Court still does not recognize marriage between human beings and inanimate objects, Dave insists that he is married to the first sex doll
If oyibo can get married to a Ferris wheel (janglova), then anything is possible.

CrimeRe: How We Extract Bank Details From Stolen Phones To Withdraw Money —suspects by albacete(m): 12:10pm On Jan 20, 2018
This is serious
CelebritiesRe: Jamie Foxx Drives Tank SUV To A Club (Photos) by albacete(m):
Please can I get some likes for no just reason?
EducationRe: Twelve UNIOSUN Students Collapse Inside Lecture Room.. by albacete(m): 12:02pm On Jan 20, 2018
Students can sit anywhere for Africa. I remember during my undergraduate days, one day on top of an AC box. The way he was kicked by one young lecturer then cracked us up
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested With Counterfeit Money In South Africa (Photos) by albacete(m): 11:51am On Jan 20, 2018
Hehehe

But come to think of it, driving under the influence of drugs before going to school to write the promotional exams of over 5 million dollars and you think she will not open her legs to run as fast as Usual Bolt who was accused of taking drugs to bring out the car from the garage after staking that Liverpool will win Manchester City before you then realize that I just wasted 2 minutes of your time
CrimeRe: Thief Loses His Memory In Delta As Electricity Shock Him While Stealing. Photos by albacete(m): 11:47am On Jan 20, 2018
CornFooPanda:
Even Stretch marks for their thighs
I almost forgot that one
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Vs Eudoxie Yao : Who Rocked This Outfit Better? by albacete(m): 11:27am On Jan 20, 2018
The shape of that dress will never remain the same again
RomanceRe: See What Happened To A Sex Doll by albacete(m): 11:05am On Jan 20, 2018
Axis313:
That's what happened when you use Viagra plus tramadol including monkey tail and action bitter not forgetting jedi/opa eyin times three of the dosage.
This is the result.
Chai!
CrimeRe: Thief Loses His Memory In Delta As Electricity Shock Him While Stealing. Photos by albacete(m):
manci:
Pls Any developments about sex doll ?
Definitely

Some of them now come with
Tribal marks
Burnt knuckles
Pubic hairs
Albinism

The fake ones are not always in the mood
CareerRe: Niger Delta Basin Development Authority Job Aptitude Test by albacete(m): 9:37am On Jan 20, 2018
Where did you get your information?
RomanceRe: She Is Pregnant For Me But I Am Not Ready by albacete(m): 9:24am On Jan 20, 2018
That pregnancy is not yours.

Now go and sin no more
CrimeRe: Abuja Man, Zeal To Stella MissyAyom: "We Had Sex 3 Times, I Didn't Rape You" by albacete(m):
Silly boy! Why did you allow her get your pictures and real names in the first place? Someone you plan to use and dump.
You definitely can't play the game.
RomanceRe: “Can D Sex Doll Squirt? Big Breasted Corper Compares Self To A Big Breasted Doll by albacete(m): 4:28am On Jan 20, 2018
Someone just compared herself with a sex doll, tell me what other thing she can bring to the table. She just confirmed once again that they are sex objects.

Well, to answer her question, they serve the same purpose but a sex doll will never ask for money to buy Brazilian hair, will never ask "so what are we now?" after a hot session, or tell you that she missed her period.

Women tarnishing their own image.
RomanceRe: How Do You Spend Your Saturdays? by albacete(m): 4:21am On Jan 20, 2018
oh my jingles!

These ones should concentrate on how to look good. Poorly fed children looking for people's daughter to sex.
RomanceRe: This Is So Frustrating And Embarrassing by albacete(m): 4:15am On Jan 20, 2018
How old are you?

Don't worry, you will outgrow it. it's called a wet dream
RomanceRe: See What Happened To A Sex Doll by albacete(m): 4:07am On Jan 20, 2018
Emekus92:
Did the guy rape her. bcoz I just watched a video of a sex doll being asked for sex and the doll say she's not in the mood.

hahahhahahah
Savage you are, chill you got none. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Funny Convo With A Slay Queen by albacete(m):
But come to think of it, driving under the influence before going to school to write the promotional exams of over 5 million dollars and you think she will not open her legs will run as fast as Usual Bolt who was accused of taking drugs to bring out the car from the garage after staking that Liverpool will win Manchester City before you then realize that I just wasted 2 minutes of your time.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Again – “my Lips Can Suck Good D**k” by albacete(m): 10:43pm On Jan 19, 2018
OK naa
CelebritiesRe: Give Me 100 Billion And I’d Marry You – Nigerian Lady Tells Don Little by albacete(m): 10:43pm On Jan 19, 2018
Poor bitches everywhere.
LiteratureRe: Beauty And The Mechanic by albacete(m): 10:33pm On Jan 19, 2018
Nna mehn! This story Don enter voicemail oo. Like someone rightly pointed out, it's over 15 days yet no update.
I will be lying to myself if I say I can remember what happened in the last 2 episodes. That means whenever you choose to update, I will have to go back and refresh my memory. This isn't fair.
Well, life itself is not fair.
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PhonesRe: App That Cost ₦80,000.00 On Playstore by albacete(m): 10:20pm On Jan 19, 2018
Money is about to miss road
CelebritiesRe: Man Begs E-Money For N5000 To Eat On Instagram. He Replies by albacete(m):
Any clue where i can get a sex doll that has body odour and tribal marks?
RomanceRe: Aba Records Its First Sex Doll Photo. by albacete(m):
Sex doll or no sex doll
Black, white or albino
Pubic hair or no pubic hair
Tribal marks or no tribal marks
Slim or fat
Aba made or foreign made

I have actually forgotten what I wanted to say
EducationRe: Mark Zuckerberg Shares Photo Of His Daughter's First Day In School. by albacete(m): 7:41pm On Jan 19, 2018
Zuckerberg my man
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Set To Formerly Withdraw Support For Buhari On January 25 by albacete(m): 7:02am On Jan 19, 2018
Let the drama unfold

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