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lebete3000:
I'm still a baby joor...
Come be my nanny...

Papa na-agwo ofe.

Old man wey dey pack soup soteey garri go remain, soup don finish.

Another 3 months of madness

Do the crime, pay the time.
What are they pleading for when they know the consequences?

I ain't got no pity for drug smugglers

So the virus swore himself in?

ibnchokomah:
i don't usually doubt people's ages but his is a big lie. My brother was in the same graduate trainee program with him at heritage Bank. My brother was 22 when he was there. He's 26 now. If he's 23 that means 4 years ago he was 19. Meaning he finished school and youth service by 18-19 which is not true biko. I may be wrong but I seriously doubt he's 23.

People finish school at 19.

Why are people doubting his age as if they were present when he was given birth to?
Come to my hometown and see my 21 year old nephews looking 35.

FvckShiT:
-That's Fůcking great son.Fůcking remember to always be yourself in every bloodyfūcking way and stay fůcking real.Roll up,weed up,smoke up...but Fůcking remember to always keep it together always.Fůcking Stay strong always.God bless you.

Fvck so concentrated in your fvcking comment. Hope there won't be any fvcking need to dilute that?

Jah bless you too. I gotta fvcking stay true to the fvcking game.
Bless up �

Pictures or it didn't happen

FvckShiT:
- Fůcking Amen!

Uncle, I fucklngly want to be like you when I fvckingly grow the fvck up. For fvck's sake, what do you fvckingly have to say about this fvcked up sh1t of my opinion?
Fvck!

I remember Niger state (2011) when one of my students caught this animal and it was butchered and shared amongst the teachers present.
Dem no even reason corper like me wey dey salivate on top the white meat.

A banker? Is he on a 3-month leave?

Maybe his wife just put to bed and he was granted 3 months paternity leave to cater for the baby alongside his wife. Yeah, that's gender equality.

Nonsense and ingredients!

Why deal decisively with them now that the elections are around the corner? What happened to nipping it in the bud the first time it reared its ugly head?

So that we will vote for the dullard the second time.

We are smarter now, Buhari is going back to Daura to the ICC in the Hague to face his crimes against the Nigerian populace

When Lala takes a double portion of his favourite snake peppersoup, you make frontpage twice

A fortnight ago, my phone started playing instrumental music in the background. I went to my media player, it was off. Visited my opened webpages to check if any site is responsible for the music, none.

Secondly, a flashlight app was installed on my phone. I didn't remember installing such.

Could it mean my phone is now a zombie?

Uwa mmebi

[quote author=mayorincorp post=64429798][/quote]Wee yhu kip kwayet?

That's lovely. Oyibo can ball for Europe

mayorincorp:
Are you on drugs?

No,
what about you?

stanboy28:
blood of my landlord

Wetin your landlord blood do you?

Olympus is about to fall

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


He should save his tears for Russia 2018 when Nigeria will be booted out of the worldcup at the group stage.

Then he can cry inside a basket......

Mtchtewwwwww

Bia, where is your husband?
If it's not NwaAmaikpe, it can never be like NwaAmaikpe

#bringBackOurNwaAmaikpe

Nice post

hmmm

But come to think of it, driving under the influence of drugs before going to school to write the promotional exams of over 5 million dollars and you think she will not open her legs to run as fast as Usual Bolt who was accused of taking drugs to bring out the car from the garage after staking that Liverpool will win Manchester City before you then realize that I just wasted 2 minutes of your time.

Also When I think of how the gateman sacrificed his life, I can only come to the conclusion that those children from the next compound will go to church but buying the car from jiji doesn't mean that Patrick will visit the person who cooked the snake before the plumber would have finished the pathway that leads to the stream where the madman usually chases people with sticks and stones yet many will doubt that MMM is still working after I woke up on a Sunday afternoon to dress for work because Joshua denied bringing his PlayStation to the market to buy some foodstuffs after investigations have been concluded as to why did Mary tell her daughter not to eat the last meat in the pot even when it's obvious that the wedding was the talk of the town and at the end of the day it turned out to be a rumor that the gateman sacrificed his life after he died.

Lol

Let me see that idiot that will shout APC or Buhari till 2023. From lopsided appointments to taking over of people's ancestral lands.
Trump is right, Nigeria is a sh!thole country
When other African countries are demanding an explanation from the POTUS concerning his "shiThole" comment, Buhari is busy seeking for grazing colonies for his Fulani brothers.

Take it to the church and leave it there, like someone rightly pointed out. It could be burnt after prayers have been said. Just like the novena

All the tigers have been spotted

Kontinu