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Politics / Re: 95 Ex-Boko Haram Fighters Set For Release - Chief Of Defense Staff Says by albacete(m): 7:04pm On Jan 18, 2018
Release terrorists?

A new kind of stupid

And I know for sure that they will be placed on a monthly salary
Romance / Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by albacete(m): 7:01pm On Jan 18, 2018
yabas:


Lol, of course with time there will be fairly used dolls all over Africa, just like fairly used phones

That means your are going to test it against STDs

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Romance / Re: Why Sex Dolls Won't Work In Nigeria by albacete(m): 6:51pm On Jan 18, 2018
Did I hear you say fairly used?

At a crucial time like this, NwaAmaikpe's comment is highly needed

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Celebrities / Re: Lawrentta Sawyer And Sawyer Peter's Wedding Photos by albacete(m): 6:46pm On Jan 18, 2018
Chai!
When I think of how the gateman sacrificed his life, I can only come to the conclusion that those children from the next compound will go to church but buying the car from jiji doesn't mean that Patrick will visit the person who cooked the snake before the plumber would have finished the pathway that leads to the stream where the madman usually chases people with sticks and stones yet many will doubt that MMM is still working after I woke up on a Sunday afternoon to dress for work because Joshua denied bringing his PlayStation to the market to buy some foodstuffs after investigations have been concluded as to why did Mary tell her daughter not to eat the last meat in the pot even when it's obvious that the wedding was the talk of the town and at the end of the day it turned out to be a rumor that the gateman sacrificed his life after he died.

Thank you for letting me waste 5 minutes of your time.

Now back to the matter.....

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Conversation Between A Guy And A Prostitute by albacete(m): 6:45pm On Jan 18, 2018
Kikiki
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Buys ₦80,000 Sex Doll, Order Delivered Successfully (photos) by albacete(m): 6:44pm On Jan 18, 2018
Oh lawd

When I think of how the gateman sacrificed his life, I can only come to the conclusion that those children from the next compound will go to church but buying the car from jiji doesn't mean that Patrick will visit the person who cooked the snake before the plumber would have finished the pathway that leads to the stream where the madman usually chases people with sticks and stones yet many will doubt that MMM is still working after I woke up on a Sunday afternoon to dress for work because Joshua denied bringing his PlayStation to the market to buy some foodstuffs after investigations have been concluded as to why did Mary tell her daughter not to eat the last meat in the pot even when it's obvious that the wedding was the talk of the town and at the end of the day it turned out to be a rumor that the gateman sacrificed his life after he died.




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Romance / Re: See The Price Of Sex Doll On Jumia With Huge Discount by albacete(m): 6:43pm On Jan 18, 2018
The end is here
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For Call Center Representative by albacete(m): 5:06pm On Jan 18, 2018
KillerBeauty:

I shock. Them nor even pay cleaner or sales girls that amount

There is hunger in the land. So exploitation becomes the order of the day.

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Car Talk / Re: Pictures That Show That Rolls Royce Denotes Luxury And Royalty by albacete(m): 4:29pm On Jan 18, 2018
Overpriced piece of shit. $13m can get me the following;

Bugatti Chiron
Ferrari Enzo
Rolls Royce Phantom
Bentley Mulsanne

And I will still have over $5m left.

Don't you know variety is the spice of life?

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Crime / Re: Man Disguises As A Lady To Steal From Emir Of Gombe's Palace (Photos) by albacete(m): 3:35pm On Jan 18, 2018
Desperate times call for desperate measures

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Romance / Re: Should I Start Corporate Runs Too? I'm A Banker, D Odas Bleep Married Customers by albacete(m): 3:21pm On Jan 18, 2018
End time banker
Romance / Re: Lady Shares Male Sex Doll With Big Dick 'incase Your Lover Has Small Penis(pic) by albacete(m): 3:20pm On Jan 18, 2018
Uwa mmebi

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For Call Center Representative by albacete(m): 2:39pm On Jan 18, 2018
odoguma:
Our client is one of the largest Internet companies in West Africa with offices in Lagos, London, New York and Johannesburg. They are a well-funded, Venture Capital backed internet business. This company has been featured in publications such as CNN, CNBC Africa, BBC, NY Times, Variety, Financial Times, Economist, The Sunday Times, The Times, Forbes, Techcrunch and many others.

Salary: 25,000 Per month Basic

Why evulz?
Why would a supposedly "BIG" company pay such amount?

Goodluck to those that will apply

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Car Talk / Re: Tesla Model 3 Will Be Almost Fully Voice Controllable With Future Update – Musk by albacete(m): 10:34am On Jan 18, 2018
Elon Musk is the rave of the moment. The same man that has built/sponsored a tube (Hyperloop) capable of reaching 201mph. He is going further with one that can get to a speed of 600+ mph.

I watched a video where a man spoke into his phone "Tesla come", and the car came right at his feet.

Richard Branson is into space technology, Bill Gates into renewable energy. When the economy is stable, the citizens will have no other choice than to develop new technologies. It is only when your basic needs are met that you can think of research and development. We are still battling with survival, maybe when we solve issues of national security like Boko Haram and Fulani herdsmen rampaging, we can then have more Innoson's in our midst.
Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Onwenu Sued Iroking For N205 Million For Copyright Infringement by albacete(m): 9:29pm On Jan 17, 2018
Why is everyone disbelieving her?

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Education / Re: Pupils Sit On Bare Floor To Learn In Community Hosting Six Oil Wells by albacete(m): 6:28pm On Jan 17, 2018
Terrible
Science/Technology / Re: Top Ten Animals That Stay Long Without Food by albacete(m): 4:41pm On Jan 17, 2018
Interesting .

Na to buy 2 crocodiles and keep them as pets. Feed them a life cow once in every 4 years. Within 4 years, it must have reproduced like 3 times.
Kill the parents for meat and start a new cycle with the offspring.

Meat no go lack for your kitchen.

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Crime / Re: Osun Grandma Sets Fire On 9-Year-Old Grandchild's Hands For Eating Siblings Food by albacete(m): 3:18pm On Jan 17, 2018
Wickedness in high places
Celebrities / Re: Ray Hushpuppi Shows Off His Versace Bedroom And His New Gucci Swag (Photos) by albacete(m): 3:10pm On Jan 17, 2018
Gucci obsessed fellow. And Gucci has sworn not to recognize the guy. Why evulz?
Celebrities / Re: Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang: Dethroned Teen Queen Apologises For Her Semi Nude Photos by albacete(m): 3:00pm On Jan 17, 2018
Since she's good at promoting sex, acting porn wouldn't be a bad idea.
At 20, she has like 15 years experience, judging from the fallen towers of Babylon.
Nairaland / General / Re: Picture Of A Boy Sleeping Inside Gutter In Calabar by albacete(m): 2:55pm On Jan 17, 2018
Hmmm
Celebrities / Re: Meet Meggy Linus, New Akwa Ibom Teen Queen, She Replaces Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang by albacete(m): 2:24pm On Jan 17, 2018
Kudos to Akwa Ibom for upholding a high level of moral standards.

I wish Nollywood will borrow a leaf from the organizers of this event. All these our actresses turned oloshos will stop slaying with sultry pictures on social media after using Nollywood to gain popularity.


IYANGBALI:
Her village people have tooked over her life
RIP English till we part to meet no more.

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Travel / Re: Obituary Of Boy Killed After His Father Tried To Avoid Hitting Child On The Road by albacete(m): 2:17pm On Jan 17, 2018
RIP
Car Talk / Re: 5 Reasons You Should Not Overspeed by albacete(m): 12:32pm On Jan 17, 2018
Give us five reasons to overspeed
Romance / Re: ₦40,000 Per Hour, Inside Germany's First Sex Doll-Only Brothel(Photos) by albacete(m): 12:29pm On Jan 17, 2018
And the doll will not wake up one day and decide to propose to me in public. grin
Politics / Re: Stick Only To Your Religious Calling, Presidency Tells CAN Scribe, Musa Asake by albacete(m): 11:01am On Jan 17, 2018
So only politicians are allowed to speak out? This is an attack on the CAN's person. So if a medical doctor speaks out too, he will be asked to mind his patients? A teacher to mind his students, a lawyer to mind his clients, a banker to mind his customers.

Can't people reason before spitting out rubbish?

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Romance / Re: 13 Pictures Depicting The Real Power Of Destiny by albacete(m): 10:49am On Jan 17, 2018
No Nigerian case in point.
Celebrities / Re: Psquare Peter Okoye's Expensive Cars And Enviable Garage 2018 by albacete(m): 10:42am On Jan 17, 2018
It's your time, enjoy it while it lasts
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Hours Sleep Saves A Sucidal, Jobless Man From Untimely Death by albacete(m): 10:41am On Jan 17, 2018
Good

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