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Romance › Re: 5 Signs That She's Giving You The Green Light by alberto2k(m): 4:05pm On Feb 20, 2015

samflexxy:
no this is red light

Means danger

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: This Nairalander (sarimah) Is Staring At Me Pls Help by alberto2k(m): 4:03pm On Feb 20, 2015

Mehn this girl fine sha

Her moniker reminds me of an Indian song in Slumdog millionaire

P.S: I see samflexxy and some guys sending that girl a pm

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Romance › Re: 5 Signs That She's Giving You The Green Light by alberto2k(m): 3:57pm On Feb 20, 2015

Sammie all that u listed are yellow light...

The main greenlight is when she shows up in her Indies, sits on your lap and bites her lips...mehn u know how it all ends wink

Now that's a confam ggrinlight grin

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Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by alberto2k(m): 3:27pm On Feb 20, 2015

Fabdedon:
One man's wifey is another man's whO.re

N'L and censoring grin

Romance › Re: Top 10 Female Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by alberto2k(m): 3:22pm On Feb 20, 2015

Keketu:
1st. https://www.nairaland.com/farano ( my crush mwahhhh, i love you )

2nd. https://www.nairaland.com/dechandel

3rd. https://www.nairaland.com/romanciella

4th. https://www.nairaland.com/marieolae

5th. https://www.nairaland.com/mirexxx

other winners

- https://www.nairaland.com/msjanet

- https://www.nairaland.com/justeenaleo

- https://www.nairaland.com/diddydiva

- https://www.nairaland.com/tashaamania

- https://www.nairaland.com/twaci

dont be angry if you are not on the list , it is because you are not smiling in it or did not beautiful enough in it. peace

Ban dey sweet u ba? undecided

Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by alberto2k(m): 3:15pm On Feb 20, 2015

klassiquette:
Every man wants to marry a good girl no one wants to marry the spoilt ones... But since y'all want the right ones who, will settle for the ones you've used, dumped and shattered?

One man's wh0re Is another man's wifey angry

Romance › Re: Top Ten Funniest Side Chick Pics/memes by alberto2k(m): 2:32pm On Feb 20, 2015

zick19:
lolz.... bad guy, u don come back again.... aw ur side na?

Yes bro... I don show again Like Mens*e cool

And my side dry gan that's why I come check for fertile land for here grin

Hope your doing great bro

Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by alberto2k(m): 2:28pm On Feb 20, 2015

vjsmiles:
HERE IS MY WELL PREPARED LIST BASED ON MY OBSERVATIONS ON THIS FORUM SINCE .......
KINGDOM NAME
ROMANZOLO

KING-RONALD4LIF
QUEEN-KACHISBARBIE
QUEEN MOTHER-MIZMYCOLI
CONCUBINE-GGRIN
FIRST PRINCE-NAIJABOIY
SECOND PRINCE-VJSMILES
THIRD PRINCE- ICEBERYLIN
BETHROTHED TO THE FIRST PRINCE-MARIEOLAE
BETHROTHED TO THE SECOND PRINCE-CHERRYICE
BETHROTHED TO THIRD PRINCE-GGRIN(EVEN THOUGH THE KING IS NOT IN SUPPORT)
PRINCESS- JENNIMMA,DECHANDEL
BETHROTED TO THE PRINCESS-EMUSMITH
KINGS ADVISOR ON WOMEN AFFAIRS-TOSYNE2MUCH
PRIME MINISTER-TALLESTY1
VILLAGE MAGICIAN-SAMYFLEXXY
PALACE GUARDS[b]-ALBERTO2K,HOLATIN,IPLEDGE
MOONLIGHT STORYTELLER-ONIHAXY
PALACE MAIDS-DIDDYDIVA,MIREXX,ELANTRACEEY
VILLAGE DRUNKARD ~~MRCORK~~
CHIEF PRIEST-HOLATIN
CHIEF PRIESTESS-SERIOUSBABE.

N/B: THIS LIST IS BASED ON MY IMAGINATIONS SO DONT ATTACH ANY STRINGS TO IT
LET THE BAD MOUTHING BEGIN
*DODGES BRA PANTS BOXERS SINGLET .

[/b]

Vj.... Zen ci kanienka fa undecided

King alberto like me na em u place as palace guard.... Isssokay

Me and holatin dey soak ur koboko inside kerosine grin

Romance › Re: I Dont Think I Am As Special As People Think by alberto2k(m): 7:15am On Feb 20, 2015

That awkward moment when u have no idea of what OP is saying... So u just roll your eyes and leave, and cussing him for wasting your mb undecided

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Romance › Re: 5 Types Of ladies Who Aren’t In Relationships by alberto2k(m): 7:11am On Feb 20, 2015

Oga Vj... U try gan

Make I dey here incase cheesy

Counter_threads mah arrive ina while Iknow

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Romance › Re: Top Ten Funniest Side Chick Pics/memes by alberto2k(m): 6:36am On Feb 20, 2015

Auntie Rukkie..

Is this land fertile

And can I cultivate my weed here? undecided

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Romance › Re: why do guys like.......? by alberto2k(m): 6:33am On Feb 20, 2015

Your moniker sef has said it all undecided

Politics › Re: Don’t Let My Mother Know, Policeman Shot At APC Rally Begs by alberto2k(m): 6:24am On Feb 20, 2015

This Is rather touching Iswear

Irreplaceable Dear Mama

I wish him quick recovery.

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Romance › Re: HELP!!!!! A Blog Reader Has Lost His Manhood by alberto2k(m): 12:40am On Feb 20, 2015

Finally!

Lemme park my bus here just incase grin

Nairaland General › Re: Can't Send Pm's by alberto2k(m): 12:37am On Feb 20, 2015

mail Se.un abeg grin

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Romance › Re: Funny Relationship Questions by alberto2k(m): 12:34am On Feb 20, 2015

mirexxx:
chai! u fly go whr sef?
that babe nko?

I didn't fly to anywhere jare... I was just hiding from you

So u won't ask me to buy you a helicopter too as Falentine kift grin

And about dat babe... I did the needful and needed wink

Romance › Re: Funny Relationship Questions by alberto2k(m): 12:26am On Feb 20, 2015

mirexxx:
i sight u Alberto

Mirexx sighter.... Me sightie too

Val don pass and I don show as promised tongue

Romance › Re: Funny Relationship Questions by alberto2k(m): 12:05am On Feb 20, 2015

My personal on a first date questions

How much per night? cheesy

Who'll pay for the peppersoup? grin

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Nairaland General › Re: Happy 2015 Valentine's Day * by alberto2k(m): 10:11am On Feb 15, 2015

diddydiva:
I wanna wish every nairalanders , friends and foes
happy Valentine.

special shout out to these special people

Tosyne2much
Emusmith
Twaci
Romancelander
Seriousbabe
Naijaboiy
Marieolae ( winks)
Englishmart
Tymax
Auntymi
Wristwatch
ipledge
Henrylowe
Alberto2K
Ronald4lif
MzNelly

and others

I love you all.

gracias chica

Events › Re: Happy Valentine's Day To All Nairalanders by alberto2k(m): 7:13pm On Feb 14, 2015

RomanyChi:
emusmith, alberto2k, ryabcool

happy vals day

same to you tamara grin

was hiding all through this while

Romance › Re: Ever Given A Gift To A Lady But She Was Disappointed Because She Expected More? by alberto2k(m): 3:26pm On Feb 10, 2015

I have nothing to contribute

So, am Just observing Iswear cool

Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by alberto2k(m): 3:15pm On Feb 10, 2015

Emusmith don privatize this thread like NEPA grin

Anyways I dey my bus dey observe cool

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Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by alberto2k(m): 3:01pm On Feb 10, 2015

zick19:
bros, ur head dey there.....

*smoking wet weed and sipping orijin.....

Abi u sef go smoke weed??

Choi! Wet weed?

So u dey look for inspiration to take slap se.un? shocked

Abeg bro I no wan smoke go slap Buhari for forging his certificate grin

Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by alberto2k(m): 2:43pm On Feb 10, 2015

RomanyChi:
I'm too old for relationship and have gone celibate

My grandma got married at 60

So, you got alota hope

Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by alberto2k(m): 2:40pm On Feb 10, 2015

vjsmiles:
we wey no get val na

Oya bro, enter bus before e full grin

Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by alberto2k(m): 2:36pm On Feb 10, 2015

LadyX:
Someone should wake me up in the morning on 15th.

Corrected

Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by alberto2k(m): 2:31pm On Feb 10, 2015

zick19:
Guy, abeg shift 4 me make i scavenge with u..... No jez push me comot frm diz bus ooo

Oya Take the conductor's seat grin

Check under the seat, I crate of orijin dey there

Abeg close that door before dem line up with beer mug dey beg us cheesy

Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by alberto2k(m): 2:26pm On Feb 10, 2015

emusmith:
...buhahaha...my colleague already dey take style ask me for lunch and a hosting...another one dey remind me of Saturday... I was like...Have I been too friendly? ...Why can't you girls wait till Monday next week

Boss... Iffahear say dem wait, u geh luck sef... U get two options to choose from cool

Unlike me who doesn't have any, na sweet sleep sure pass bro grin

Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by alberto2k(m): 2:07pm On Feb 10, 2015

Odunharry:
oga no be stamford bridge u dey o..whch bus u wan park

My danfo bus..

P.S: don't wake me up if its not 15th of February u hear

Romance › Re: Feeling Guilty For My Ex-girlfriend's Predicament by alberto2k(m): 2:04pm On Feb 10, 2015

Why did you leave her in the first place? undecided

Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Relationships You’ll Have In Life by alberto2k(m): 2:00pm On Feb 10, 2015

8. The (maga) magarized relationship angry

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