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Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by alberto2k(m): 1:56pm On Feb 10, 2015

*parks bus, climbs ontop of it with a pilliow to sleep and snore loudly*
Oga emusmith abeg... Wake me up on the 15th grin

In the main-time some one should play me don't wake me up by christiano red

Make I take am fire sleep! angry

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Romance › Re: .. by alberto2k(m): 10:13am On Feb 10, 2015

crazysaint:
small slim lie. Mtcheww! Ogbeni were you there? How come you know he's blowing lies?

Read the stories with your head and not just with your eyes

Nairaland General › Re: Who Have Played With This And Who Remeberd This? by alberto2k(m): 9:57am On Feb 10, 2015

I be world best for where this GAME dey grin

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Romance › Re: .. by alberto2k(m): 9:36am On Feb 10, 2015

BIG FAT LIES undecided

Romance › Re: Help! She Faints Whenever I Say Its Over by alberto2k(m): 9:22am On Feb 10, 2015

zick19:
Always get a bag of pure water by ur side when next you wanna tell her again....

Gbam!

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Romance › Re: Dear Romancelanders, I Am Now Born Again by alberto2k(m): 9:19am On Feb 10, 2015

And so?

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Romance › Re: What Are You Getting Your Girlfriend/wife On Val's Day? by alberto2k(m): 8:23am On Feb 10, 2015

bynat:
and if another feb14 come?

I might still be single... Till I Find a Girl with a different falentine mentality angry

Romance › Re: A Short Poem By Rapmoney (For Mirexxx) by alberto2k(m): 11:57pm On Feb 09, 2015

Logicalmind:
Pele.

I don't do classless and ugly bìtches.

Quote me no further.

I just quoted u

If u got ballz... Bring ur game on!
Bastardo!

Colgate amigo

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Romance › Re: MODIFIED: HOW TO BE HAPPY WHILE SINGLE by alberto2k(m): 11:47pm On Feb 09, 2015

This is the 2nd Deactivation notice thread you're creating

Guy u be landlord? undecided

Romance › Re: A Short Poem By Rapmoney (For Mirexxx) by alberto2k(m): 11:41pm On Feb 09, 2015

Logicalmind:
Out of many Nairaland girls, you decided to settle for this short, yam leg and ugly- big eyed dolt called Mirexxx.

Even that uncouth lousy bìtch called Ireneony is better

And why are u pained undecided

Shey na cuz You chyke dem and dem no gree? undecided

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Romance › Re: A Short Poem By Rapmoney (For Mirexxx) by alberto2k(m): 11:08pm On Feb 09, 2015

Kizmarty:
directly from my Warri brother..
boss I love this,very make sense

Emm..but leave my title for me....I'm the one and only Warri first son

That title originally belongs to my oga alone tongue

And rapmoney - this is lovely, never knew warfians are this romantic till I saw this cheesy

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Romance › Re: What Are You Getting Your Boyfriend/Husband On Val's Day? by alberto2k(m): 10:58pm On Feb 09, 2015

Single and not searching till after Falentine grin

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Nairaland General › Re: Pls, Do Not Mistake Me (englishmart) for one impostor (engllishmart) by alberto2k(m): 8:02pm On Feb 09, 2015

No qualms bro... At least your trademark bolded words u always use has settled everything cheesy

Romance › Re: Then Vs. Now: 14 Ways You Celebrate Valentine’s Day Differently by alberto2k(m): 6:52pm On Feb 09, 2015

Sleeping at home grin

Romance › Re: First Time Of Sex In Relationships, Why Do Ladies Ask "So What Are We Now?" by alberto2k(m): 6:50pm On Feb 09, 2015

englishmart:
go home come back tomorrow and sin more

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: In Need Of A Female Friend In Imo/abia 07068332431 by alberto2k(m): 6:46pm On Feb 09, 2015

Is this the same Englishmart I know undecided

Cuz Englishmart is smart and this new Nigga' is clueless angry

Politics › Re: Photo: Davido Shares Throwback Picture Of Him, Iceprince And Wizkid by alberto2k(op): 6:40pm On Feb 09, 2015

AwesomelyMade:
i can sight my abokii

Uncensored cool

Romance › Re: First Time Of Sex In Relationships, Why Do Ladies Ask "So What Are We Now?" by alberto2k(m): 6:35pm On Feb 09, 2015

Funny enough i've experienced this

And when the question came on

I was just like "we've sinned, we need to see pope Albert for confession "

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Politics › Photo: Davido Shares Throwback Picture Of Him, Iceprince And Wizkid by alberto2k(op): 6:30pm On Feb 09, 2015

The "aye" crooner shared this throwback pic of himself, wizkid and Iceprince

Mehn... Money good oh

Iceprince is the right typical example grin

Source: www.facebook.com/googlelinkups

Romance › Re: Are You Her Passion Or Her Consolation? by alberto2k(m): 6:09pm On Feb 09, 2015

I just wasted my mb on this piece of shiiii

Btw. Is that man's head the tales by moonlight my grandpa used to tell me about

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Always Demanding Financially From Me by alberto2k(m): 6:02pm On Feb 09, 2015

Don't be surprised he will be burning your cheese on other biitches this falentine undecided

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Romance › Re: Romancelander Is This Really True? by alberto2k(m): 5:57pm On Feb 09, 2015

jomile:
faithful indeed,dey r just being greedy

Yeah... 1000likes

Events › Re: Beautiful Pictures From A Nairaland Traditional Wedding by alberto2k(m): 5:44pm On Feb 09, 2015

May God bless their union...amin

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Romance › Re: Things That Are Overated In A Relationship. by alberto2k(m): 5:32pm On Feb 09, 2015

With Falentine being the most over-rated shiiiit! angry

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Romance › Re: Would You Stay?? by alberto2k(m): 5:19pm On Feb 09, 2015

Why do we have Indian and cuban doctors? undecided

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