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Romance › Re: How Will You Feel If Your Girlfriend Is Joking About Being Pregnant? by alberto2k(m): 10:42am On Feb 23, 2015

Midehi:
hahahahahahaha....seriously?

Sure... But can/have u ever tried that with your bf? embarassed

Romance › Re: How Will You Feel If Your Girlfriend Is Joking About Being Pregnant? by alberto2k(m): 10:35am On Feb 23, 2015

Midehi:
waoooo...dat means it will be d beginin of nurturin d baby right?

No.

Its the beginning of turning her joke into reality undecided

Romance › Re: How Will You Feel If Your Girlfriend Is Joking About Being Pregnant? by alberto2k(m): 10:26am On Feb 23, 2015

I won't get mad, i'll just seduce her and fvck brains into her angry

Romance › Re: What Do You Think About Girls With Piercings And Tattoos? by alberto2k(m): 10:21am On Feb 23, 2015

I think I'll get some nice ink on my arm someday
but piercing
Nah nah that shii doesn't look attractive to me angry

Romance › Re: Come In Here And Show Your Talent. by alberto2k(m): 10:15am On Feb 23, 2015

roses are red

Twitter is blue

Romanceland is full of trolls

i'd love to fvck op for dinner

And after the romp you ask me what we are

I'll be honest and tell you that we're sinners grin

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Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Avoid Divorce In A Marriage by alberto2k(m): 10:07am On Feb 23, 2015

Viktoh:
.. I catch you, nd u dae abuse me d oda dae

No vess Oga...

Na S.ban hire me to book fertile land for their weed plantation grin

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Avoid Divorce In A Marriage by alberto2k(m): 9:37am On Feb 23, 2015

Incase

Romance › Re: Why Responsible Ladies May Turn You Down by alberto2k(m): 9:03pm On Feb 22, 2015

If you're a broke ass even irresponsible ladies will turn you down undecided

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Romance › Re: If You Want A Girl Hate You For Life by alberto2k(m): 11:17am On Feb 22, 2015

Nna church agbasa!

Romance › Re: Do U Think It Is Possible For Seun To Get A Wife From Nairaland by alberto2k(m): 11:00am On Feb 22, 2015

Unibenstudent:
who be stand.d,,stand ko sit nii.

Romance › Re: Do U Think It Is Possible For Seun To Get A Wife From Nairaland by alberto2k(m): 10:59am On Feb 22, 2015

Unibenstudent:
na wa ohh,but we can trust ~~sarimah~~ and mismycoli and ~~farano~~ too etcetera,they plenty boss

Romance › Re: Do U Think It Is Possible For Seun To Get A Wife From Nairaland by alberto2k(m): 10:53am On Feb 22, 2015

I think seun Vs stand.d (just a thought ni, I have my little reason)

I can imagine what seun's wedding will look like

Na for stadium e go hold cuz ehn... The crowd fit full one state to the brim grin

Romance › Re: Your Ex by alberto2k(m): 9:52am On Feb 22, 2015

I'll play her Worst behavior by Drake

Mvthafvcka never loved us!

Romance › Re: What Do I Do To Start A Real Relationship by alberto2k(m): 9:46am On Feb 22, 2015

Tattooboy:
@op we're all d same.

You and who? undecided

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Hate The Truth? by alberto2k(m): 9:44am On Feb 22, 2015

GentleToks:
Totally agreed with u. What would be d fate of honest men/guys out there when ladies(90%) hate to hear d truth?

They should start learning how to lie if they want the ladies to believe them

Phones › Re: How Do I Create Paragraphs While Typing On Bold 5 by alberto2k(m): 9:05am On Feb 22, 2015

1toRtoiSe1:
Currently doing my school project titled "why do females find it difficult aspiring in politics?" which am typing on my phone cos my laptop is faulty. I wonder why I can't create paragraphs. Would've love to do that in a cyber cafe but today is sunday and they don't open. Is paragraph function not applicable to bold 5?

Alt + enter

Press alt and then enter... Shikenah

Romance › Re: What Do I Do To Start A Real Relationship by alberto2k(m): 9:00am On Feb 22, 2015

Hope u paid for this advert grin

Romance › Re: What Do Guys Really Love About Girls? by alberto2k(m): 8:50am On Feb 22, 2015

Cuz We are naturally wired to love them

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Hate The Truth? by alberto2k(m): 8:47am On Feb 22, 2015

cuz Lies are sugar coated and sweet while truth is bitter

Romance › Re: Once Again My Apologises! by alberto2k(m): 8:40am On Feb 22, 2015

Reveal your real identity and confirm it... Then maybe the council of elders can consider and forgive you

Fake shiii sucks

Romance › Re: Jealousy by alberto2k(m): 8:31am On Feb 22, 2015

The only thing that can make me hate a lady is if she's a cold liar

Romance › Re: Who Finds It More Difficult To Abstain From Premarital SEX , Boy Or Girl? by alberto2k(m): 8:29am On Feb 22, 2015

I think The guys find it more difficult

Properties › Re: Trying To Start Generator To Fan Child: Dad Falls Into Septic Tank, Dead! by alberto2k(m): 7:22am On Feb 22, 2015

Mehn this is shity sad angry

Romance › Re: Five Secret Things Guys Are Supposed To Do That Their Girlfriend Loves!! by alberto2k(m): 3:10am On Feb 22, 2015

dechandel:
Sweery.. Dont you gerrit? Londoners dont smoke

Romance › Re: Five Secret Things Guys Are Supposed To Do That Their Girlfriend Loves!! by alberto2k(m): 2:51am On Feb 22, 2015

dechandel:
Noooo.. This is a failed work of plagiarism ...
Go for MrCork's tutorials!!!

Let MrCock come for weed plantation tutorials too grin

Romance › Re: Five Secret Things Guys Are Supposed To Do That Their Girlfriend Loves!! by alberto2k(m): 2:38am On Feb 22, 2015

dechandel:
Mrshen

Issorait

U berra goan sleep or u want me to come and read bedtime stories to you
Americana Daddy's girl are u lightskinned? goddemit!

No offeinse angry

Shey I try? cheesy

Romance › Re: Five Secret Things Guys Are Supposed To Do That Their Girlfriend Loves!! by alberto2k(m): 2:20am On Feb 22, 2015

dechandel:
Just wake her up with a kiss and place the signed empty cheque on her hands!! Truss me. It works all the time.. No offeinse

Female version of Mrco.ck undecided

Or is Mrco.ck your daddy grin

Romance › Re: My Shortest Relationship by alberto2k(m): 12:21am On Feb 22, 2015

Tandullceblog:
*breathes out* Stop! Just stop typing. You are clearing nations with this .

Romance › Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by alberto2k(m): 12:17am On Feb 22, 2015

Observing from my danfo bus cool

Am here to read lies that dem girls ma tell tongue

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Romance › Re: What Is Your Shortest Relationship Ever? by alberto2k(m): 11:31pm On Feb 21, 2015

*sighs*

Shortest relationship ko
Shortest marriage ni

Romance › Re: Please Help Me Woo This Girl by alberto2k(m): 11:18pm On Feb 21, 2015

Op u need him in your life undecided

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