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You're not even a gf material

yorex2011:
They both look like xmen

Black and yellow version of xmen

Rapmoney:
Insanity in Romance section. With u and some few intelligent folks left, I see nothing good coming from these kids!!! Mods can ban me for all I care, but they can't stop me from being who I am.

That's I miss when pasqal.09 was mod in this section, this guy for don chop confirm ban till 2020

Onyiibazz:
Na local bleaching cream she use!

e be lyk say u sef dey use am

She knows Mrcock loves lightskinned girls and she wants him really bad so she bleached her skin and ended up looking like an Agama lizard

Hian... Thus guy never give up till now

That No.1 dey vess me like hell

cutiepie01:
pls lecture me more abt d 'mumu button'

Just ask some experienced ladies, they'll give u the best explanation

missjenna:
I don't behave like you

Do you know me at all?

My abuna go lose morale and I go pursue her go her fada house

Tallesty1:
Get my grandfather's cane and flog the hell out of her flat butt

Oga tally you wickedt o

missjenna:
I don't get this gist

Did you see the picture at all or u just rushed to book space?

This land is not for sale

Beware of my pastor

falconey:
I agree is not romantic, but is FUN. What is your definition of FUN?

That question should be directed to the Op bruh

Pls What is fun or romantic about this old facts?

missjenna:

I know u really want that mod job, so just Pm me...

But my services don't come cheap tho

A man that has faith will raise this plate up and pray and you know the rest

missjenna:
Op this topic has been treated on front page 2 days ago

www.nairaland.com/21060060/she-madly-love-me-she

Seems like someone here needs a Mod job

Droidbot:
All this happens I say the true. I didn't lie.

Which one be trolling?

Don't you have a dictionary?

zico18:
And where you said he fell in love with his T.V got me laughing.

No mind dat Op.. Him high finish come dey talk lubbish here

And


Happy birthday bro!

All this women you're inlove with which one of dem u done see sef

Guy u're inlove with your TV

and

Pls stop ranting about some sapioshiii here

Is this not the same guy who belly his landlord daughter, and his gf ate his boli

Now its your wife who's sleeping with your gateman

Your own trolling na 5star iswear

LadyX:
Very useful advice.
I only have a problem with the bolded. What if he's asking you to do something outrageous?

First you gotta ask why

If u sense he's getting upset
Then tryna calm him down

Every man, has "mumu button" and every lady should learn how to use it to calm him down

P.S: someone who truely loves you won't be asking you to do something outrageous

LadyX:
That's nice. What would you advice ladies with potentially abusive partners?

It depends on the type of person the lady is

If the lady is someone who is careless with her words, like to get in an arguement over little things(the fast, running mouth types) she better stay off from guyz that are potentially abusive

I'd advice they learn to be carefull with their words, avoid arguements, they should try to be gentle with their partners (like if he says he doesn't like this, don't ask why, just get it done first and after that u can ask him why he doesn't like that)

All those shii doesn't works here in Naija

So, I'd advice u stop wasting your time

Op Your list makes alota sense


I remember the day I slapped a girl in high school (though she caused it)
I took ill hours later, it was like a near death experience...
Somehow I got a little strength the next day, I hurriedly went to this girl and begged her... She was crying and she told me she has forgiven me

Mehn, I started feeling better and hale from that moment...

Since that day I learnt my Lessons the hard way and I vowed to my self never to hit any girl again.

kentochi:
Guys ma plus 1 year today.
Can somebody wish me happy birthday!.
Am so happy.

Happy birthday bro!

michaelwestern:
How can i get it please? will it gaurantee a painless death?

Bro na joke o... Don't go near that thing I mentioned earlier

Midehi:
are you my boyfwend, why will i try it with you.

Midehi:
i av never ooooo, i dnt know how he will feel.

You fit come try am with me

Giving most colleagues nicknames

Ayokoro, obedi, walking dead, 001, mushin goro, plantain leg, body filler, coco(cockroach), angel zobo, captain balaga... Chai dem plenty o