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Romance › Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by alberto2k(m): 5:08pm On Apr 02, 2015

KingTom:
Hmmmmmmm A HARD time?

Baba u blind ni undecided

as i no give u weed for 24hrs u no dey see wella again huh

see her siggy na... bae needs u more than ever wink

Romance › Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by alberto2k(m): 5:04pm On Apr 02, 2015

ggrin:
don't tagged me with boiy

see gbagaun undecided

boiledcorn is dah you huh

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section( Thread To Make Peace). by alberto2k(m): 5:02pm On Apr 02, 2015

Orijin101:
we go send you back to jail now

*cocks shakabula*

oya swear to drunk and say that again undecided

Romance › Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by alberto2k(m): 4:53pm On Apr 02, 2015

ggrin:

Kingtom come o... someone here is having a hard time sad

Romance › Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by alberto2k(m): 4:47pm On Apr 02, 2015

ggrin:

smile dear... frowning no fit u cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section( Thread To Make Peace). by alberto2k(m): 4:42pm On Apr 02, 2015

Orijin101:
Hehehehe. . . I have been in your shoes several times, i know how it feels bro

... una no go organize party to welcome una Drug lord embarassed

Romance › Re: Romantic Awkward Moments by alberto2k(m): 4:40pm On Apr 02, 2015

tosyne2much:
Baba u don carry this course oooo

the awkward moment when i dial my gf's number on my neighbour's phone and sees "my bae" embarassed

*faints*

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Romance › Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by alberto2k(m): 4:34pm On Apr 02, 2015

Orijin101:
Thesonofmark - English teacher due to his grotesque(to some people) style and grandiloquent use of words and it make people tetchy at times. . . I will love to join his fraternity

Tosyne2much - village headmaster

missclasssy - News caster

Ipledge - Hotel manager

buygala - by their moniker, we shall know them(abeg, na yoke i dey yoke ooo)

alberto2k - illegal weed seller

kingtom - quack doctor

stephenqueen - garri seller

Enegod - bouncer

ronald4lif - INEC chairman coz of his sagacious comments

ro***tu - pornstaar

fulaboy - suya seller

naijaboiy - rapper

falconey - bank manager

lordhugo - weed manufacturer

Orijin101 - Bar man/village drunkard grin

fabdedon - presidential mechanic lipsrsealed

falconey - Share broker/ manager
Ggrin - Stripper
twaci - Beautician/make up artist
Naijaboiy - pastor/professor

tallestry - Spare parts dealer grin

Romance › Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by alberto2k(m): 4:28pm On Apr 02, 2015

MzNelly:
Tallesty1, Heartbreaker

Missclassy, Actress

MizMyColi, A Reverend Mother.

Ggrin, r u n s girl

Nneka, model.

Agapecharis & KingTom comedians

Romance › Re: Romantic Awkward Moments by alberto2k(m): 4:25pm On Apr 02, 2015

tosyne2much:
-

2baba i come late na... sell dat space for me na huh

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section( Thread To Make Peace). by alberto2k(m): 4:12pm On Apr 02, 2015

Orijin101:
see as alberto2k dey read comments but no fit reply

Ban na bast*rd ah swear! grin

Romance › Re: Advice For All!!!!!!! by alberto2k(m): 4:09pm On Apr 02, 2015

Fabdedon:
asin eh.. Lol.. Am sure alberto2k go de warm up now to come back.. Sha him eyes go don clear from highness

baba na my wife farano knack me 24hrs ban make i spend time for bedroom with her grin

last nite Orijin101 catch me dey view behind bars sad

where kingtom stephenqueen, 2dice, fulaboy?
make una call the rest and wrap Long pipe of weed for me make i take warm up grin

chai! Nna ban no be good tin o embarassed

Stephenqueen! una never wrap my weed finish? undecided

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Romance › Re: 10 Fun Facts U Dont Know About April Fool's Day by alberto2k(op): 1:41pm On Apr 01, 2015

ggrin:
potating ko potato ni

Romance › Re: Good Ole Days (for Ajepakos Only) by alberto2k(m): 1:40pm On Apr 01, 2015

Orijin101:
Your teachers suppose crucify you. . . Ah swear!

crucify me?
Dem dey fear me sef grin

GooNz too plenty grin

Romance › Re: 10 Fun Facts U Dont Know About April Fool's Day by alberto2k(op): 1:24pm On Apr 01, 2015

ggrin:
Dry pass kingtom's brain

hating and potating is Allowed tongue

Romance › Re: Good Ole Days (for Ajepakos Only) by alberto2k(m): 1:16pm On Apr 01, 2015

Orijin101:
Lolz. . .

Gone are those days in secondary school when teachers always do competition jez to beat me. . .

The day i regretted myself was the day i beat one of my teach "Mr Okocha", I beat him to the stage that his face got swollen and my teachers also got my body tattooed with lashes of cain

cc: stephenqueen
2dice
alberto2k
fulaboy
kingtom
valmunich

Mine was the day i was caught with a love letter, i was given the letter to pass to a girl named jennifer and the teacher sighted me with it...

Mehn... i was flogged upto 50strokes, and the guy got like 15 and the girl too embarassed

Later that year it didn't stop them from making me headboy grin

I remember removing the whole nails on our math teacher's stool, he sat and the man just fell on the floor flat... con see laugh grin

I quick come school to carry out dat operation so nobody notice or see me

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Romance › Re: At What Age Women Are Best In Bed? by alberto2k(m): 1:09pm On Apr 01, 2015

Darkrebel666:
~ He's always trying to seek for attention like a neglected wife, or claim he's intelligent.
He prolly thinks the ladies would give him accolades for doing that.

attention seeking seems like his greatest hobby.

Romance › Re: At What Age Women Are Best In Bed? by alberto2k(m): 12:58pm On Apr 01, 2015

Blackett:
[color=#150000]And how is this a fvcking problem of yours, captain dipshit? [/color]

i dont have a problem, you do!
you think you're intelligent, smart and suffering fools like you said when u dont know you're just showing how dumb and яεтαяδεδ u can be by attacking people.

i always avoid shiityheads like you!

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Romance › Re: At What Age Women Are Best In Bed? by alberto2k(m): 12:56pm On Apr 01, 2015

Darkrebel666:
~ But that's just one in a violet moon.
In most cases women reach their peak sexually at 25.

yeah, but this days the age range is decreasing b'cos of exposure and other ish

Romance › Re: At What Age Women Are Best In Bed? by alberto2k(m): 12:52pm On Apr 01, 2015

Blackett:
[color=#150000]It's "ideas", not ideals. Dumb ass. What's your excuse for typing ideals? [/color]

Hey...
you should know by now that anybody is liable to make typographical errors undecided

Romance › Re: At What Age Women Are Best In Bed? by alberto2k(m): 12:49pm On Apr 01, 2015

Sometimes a 15-18yrs old can be a maestro in bed while a 25-35yrs old can be as boring is ∫нïт undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies:can You Marry A Younger Guy? Men: Can You Marry An Older Lady? by alberto2k(m): 12:30pm On Apr 01, 2015

If she's a wife material
Yes! I can.

Forum Games › Re: Check This Out by alberto2k(m): 12:20pm On Apr 01, 2015

darksuit:
Loll.... dy do am go

na me u wan give IQ punishment grin

Forum Games › Re: Check This Out by alberto2k(m): 12:14pm On Apr 01, 2015

darksuit:
7 weeks of winter z wrong
The other two are correct

then whats the correct answer na undecided

Forum Games › Re: Check This Out by alberto2k(m): 12:08pm On Apr 01, 2015

7 days in a week,
7weeks of winter
12 signs of the Zodiac

Still thinking....... embarassed

Romance › Re: Can Someone Help Me Solve This. . . by alberto2k(m): 11:49am On Apr 01, 2015

one matchstick below from letter E was removed and sent back to him cool

Meaning

Hold On Till Father Leaves tongue

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Romance › Re: 10 Fun Facts U Dont Know About April Fool's Day by alberto2k(op): 11:05am On Apr 01, 2015

[quote author=Orijin101 post=32235489][/quote]hope say na weed u wan cultivate for this space undecided

Romance › 10 Fun Facts U Dont Know About April Fool's Day by alberto2k(op): 11:00am On Apr 01, 2015

*Grabs pen, puts on reading glasses*

Keep calm and grab a bottle of orijin or chapman, if u need weed... holla me

1- April fool's day was originated from the latin word (filo aprie) which means a fool born in the month of april

2- April fool's day is not celebrated in china, thailand and singapore

3- April fool day in acient rome was a day a slave can pee in a kings cup and serve him to drink without getting punished

4- A man once married a Brazilian woman on april fool's day only for him to nullify the wedding by 12pm

5 - in 1979 a man bought a car from a dealer, drove it home... and returned it on april fool's day

6- in acient egypt, the king removes his crown and wear rags to prank people on the fool's day

7- the april fool's day was first observed by a group of drunkards who were sacked from work

9- women in colombia dont wear panties on april fool's day

10- if thought all those facts were true, congratulations you have just been fooled and u failed to notice that number 8 is missing

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Jokes Etc › Re: See The Hillarious April Fool Breakup Message Davido Sent To His Girlfriend(pix) by alberto2k(m): 10:39am On Apr 01, 2015

Orijin101:
you sabi say na weed business me sef dey with before i hand am over to you, you sef know na. . .

No worry, shebi you sef go wan drink orijin

ehmm... ehm, okay okay.... now i know we cant do without each other grin

Oya take this stash of cuba weed, gimme my orijin

Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Reason Why Kingtom Deactivate His Account by alberto2k(m): 10:35am On Apr 01, 2015

KingTom:
Na Puerto rican Weed o

... na dat kenyan weed way davido smoke u carry give her grin

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