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Crime › Drugs Suspect Stop Police Interview By Farting So Violently He Gets Released by Aldebaran(op): 10:53pm On Nov 13, 2017
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Officers called a halt to their questioning as Sean Sykes Junior repeatedly answered by breaking wind.

Officers had held the 24- year-old for possession of cocaine, marijuana and two handguns,one a stolen ­Magnum discovered in his car.

The local paper in Kansas City, US, reports officers noted that, on being asked his name and address after being pulled over, he let rip “violently”.

In his report about the September interview, a detective wrote: “Mr Sykes leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering.”

He added: “Mr Sykes continued to be farting and I ended the interview.”

Charges were not filed and Sykes, who denied wrong­doing in between his flatulent outbursts was released.

But he was pulled over again on November 5 and police reportedly found marijuana, crack cocaine and a stolen gun.

Sykes made an initial court appearance last week and is currently in custody pending a further hearing.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4895838/farting-crook-kansas-police-investigation/
Science/Technology › Re: This Wheelchair Has No Problem With Climbing The Stairs Whatsoever by Aldebaran(m): 7:52am On Nov 12, 2017
Plasmbob1:
Typical African mindset. Already devising ways to not make the machine work.
The average white will look for ways to improve that prototype but no, blacks will rather look for flaws.

Shame!
dont mind him...

Africans and their negative minds...
Events › Ishaq Akintola Shuns Daughter’s Wedding Reception Over Wasteful Spending by Aldebaran(op): 3:04am On Nov 12, 2017
Sodiq Oyeleke

Popular Muslim activist, Prof. Ishaq Akintola, on Saturday shunned the wedding reception of his daughter, Dr. Jihad Anjorin (nee Akintola).

Akintola said shunning the wedding reception was a way to discourage “lavish spending.”

The activist, who doubles as the President of the Muslim Rights Concern, explained that two of his daughters had got married without holding a reception.

Despite his absence, though, friends and some members of his family, including his wife, were present at the wedding reception, which held at Alausa, Lagos.

While the husband, Abdulganiy Anjorin, is a lawyer, the wife, Jihad, is a dentist.

It was learnt that the wedding reception had Akintola’s approval, however; as he had earlier held the wedding fatiha for the couple in his home on Friday.

It was learnt that the wedding ceremony, which held in Akintola’s home, had about 24 persons in attendance.

He confirmed that he rejected appeals from friends of his son-in-law that he should honour them with his presence at the reception without spending money to organise it.

He said, “Let me state, ab initio, and for the avoidance of any doubt, that I love my daughter, the lucky bride.

“She is an obedient girl, highly disciplined. She has never been wayward and I have never had cause to reprimand her in any way.

“She is the ideal daughter any father would crave. My son-in-law too, Barrister Anjorin, meets all my dreams of a husband for my daughter.

“For the avoidance of doubt, the walimat an–nikah had my blessing. The nikah proper held inside my house on Friday, with very limited number of guests, strictly 21, apart from the officiating imam.

“I have about three or four reasons for not attending the walimat an-Nikah (wedding) on Saturday. First and foremost, I had wedded two daughters of mine in private fashion and this is my own style.

“Secondly, I launched a struggle against wasteful spending a long time ago. I also made it a duty to publicly articulate strong objections to profligacy, both in public and private spending.

“I have called on governments to impose cow tax on anyone who slaughters more than one cow for a ceremony. I have publicly condemned the aso ebi syndrome.

“Should the same Akintola now don the garb of owambe circle? Will it not amount to hypocrisy?

“Thirdly, I really don’t have that kind of money. I will have to apply for cooperative loan in Lagos State University, if I decide to go the way of social wedding for my darling daughter.

“I will have to face the consequences of heavy deductions from my poor teacher’s salary.

“I know how to spend any amount on the education of my sons and daughters, but I can’t see any reason why I should spend lavishly on their nikah.”

He advised Nigerian youths to shun society wedding, adding that it scares people from getting married.

He said, “Expensive weddings scare young men, keep them single and waste the ladies’ time.

“Let me make it abundantly clear, however, that society wedding is not haram and it is in order for those who have more than enough money to spend on it. But, I frown upon those who go out of their way to pose as if they are comfortable, even though they are suffering and smiling.

“Nigerians love to live false life. The more you look, the less you see. They take loans and continue paying the loans for two or more years after the wedding.

“This is what I detest. I do not hate rich people.”
http://punchng.com/activist-prof-ishaq-akintola-shuns-daughters-wedding-reception-says-its-wasteful-spending/

Sports › Re: Hope Solo Accuses Sepp Blatter Of Sexual Assault by Aldebaran(m): 3:59pm On Nov 11, 2017
Corrupt Midget... grin
Science/Technology › Re: This Wheelchair Has No Problem With Climbing The Stairs Whatsoever by Aldebaran(m):
I'm impressed...

Truly,Engineers are problem solvers...
Education › Which Coffee Cup Will Fill Up First? by Aldebaran(op): 9:15am On Nov 11, 2017
[img]http:///a/img923/3271/Dy0yb8.jpg[/img]

Which Coffee Cup Will Fill Up First?


Hmmm..
Let me sip my cup of coffee before reading your answers grin grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Delivery Truck Crashed Into Las Vegas's Driverless Bus On Its 1st Day Of Service by Aldebaran(m): 2:29am On Nov 10, 2017
Hmmm
What a way to launch a bus... grin
Car Talk › Re: Is This Vehicle Rubber Tyre The Future Of Tyres by Aldebaran(m): 7:44am On Nov 09, 2017
Nice
Car Talk › Re: Introducing The 2017 Lamborghini Terzo Millennio (photos) by Aldebaran(m): 2:50pm On Nov 08, 2017
Nice...
Car Talk › This Guy Filmed A Fantastic Commercial To Sell His Girlfriend's 1996 HondaAccord by Aldebaran(op): 2:37pm On Nov 08, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlNeiY4Rf4?t=9

To whoever has tried selling an older, used car before, this one's for you. Filmmaker Max Lanman is a talented, well-rounded creative professional who knew the answer to selling his girlfriend (now fianceé), Carrie's 1996 Honda Accord.
Known for his commercials, Max was going to create an epic one. With help from friends and other professionals in the industry, this epic advertisement was born. To his surprise, this video is going viral(over 4 million views on YouTube)and the eBay listing has received a ridiculous amount of bids and is now closed.
Foreign Affairs › Apple Finally Wins $120 Million From Samsung In Slide-to-unlock Patent Battle by Aldebaran(op): 2:36pm On Nov 07, 2017
The US Supreme Court on Monday upheld a $120 million patent award Samsung was ordered to pay Apple in the latest ruling in a series of legal skirmishes between the top two smartphone makers.
The US justices let stand without comment a 2016 appeals court verdict reinstating the award for Apple, which sued Samsung over patents for "slide to unlock" and other features used on smartphones.
The case is separate from a bigger patent court battle in which Samsung was initially ordered to pay $1 billion to the iPhone maker. That case is set for a new trial over some elements of the damages awarded.

Monday's ruling involved some smartphone features Apple alleged were copied by the South Korean electronics giant. Samsung had claimed these features were "obvious" and thus not able to be patented.

Apple had sought some $2.2 billion at trial, only to have a jury award the California-based company $119.6 million. An appeals panel overturned that verdict, but the full appellate panel reinstated the award in October 2016 by a vote of 8-3.
Samsung said in a statement its argument was supported "by many who believed that the court should hear the case to reinstate fair standards that promote innovation and prevent abuse of the patent system."

The company noted that one of Apple's patents at issue in this case has been invalidated by courts "and yet today's decision allows Apple to unjustly profit from this patent, stunts innovation and places competition in the courtroom rather than the marketplace."

Samsung and Apple agreed in 2014 to drop all patent disputes outside the United States, marking a partial ceasefire in a seemingly relentless legal war between the world's two tech giants.
The companies have battled in close to a dozen countries, with each accusing the other of infringing on various patents related to their flagship smartphone and tablet products.
https://www.gadgetsnow.com/tech-news/apple-finally-win-120-million-from-samsung-in-slide-to-unlock-patent-battle/articleshow/61541043.cms
Lalasticlala Mynd44
Car Talk › Re: Watch Koenigsegg Agera RS Become The Fastest Car Ever Made With 284mph Top Speed by Aldebaran(m): 6:26am On Nov 07, 2017
DelRoque:
It not d fastest
checkout hennesy latest car goes about 301mph
Agera is the fastest for now.

Hennessy venom f5 is gunning to break d 300mph record...
Education › Re: AI 'boy' Shibuya Mirai Becomes The 1st Machine To Be Granted Residency In Tokyo by Aldebaran(m): 8:45pm On Nov 06, 2017
Rise of the machines grin grin

We don't need to grant any AL-Artificial Intelligence(deities) residency in Nigeria..

Becos we have millions of them here already ..

We only need to consult them with kola and gin cheesy
Car Talk › Re: Chinese Clone Of Range Rover Evoque,The LandWind X7,Gets A Facelift by Aldebaran(m): 6:35am On Nov 04, 2017
Hmm...


I still wonder how chinese learn to fake things with their half closed/tiny eyes grin
Car Talk › Re: Ferrari's Newly Unveiled £3m FXX-K Evo Hypercar Is Like A Fighter Jet On Wheels by Aldebaran(m): 12:45am On Nov 04, 2017
Fast & Furious 9...


Hmmm...
Money Good o
Foreign Affairs › TV Presenter Lifts Up Her Dress Becos She Thought A Spider Was In Her Pants by Aldebaran(op):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ6rQkvVM2E

A Romanian TV presenter shocked viewers when she hoisted up her dress to reveal her underwear on air.
Illinca Vandici was on camera when she freaked out, believing she had a spider in her pants.
Contestants on the reality show were left stunned as she frantically patted herself down, lifting her gown for everyone to see.
When a man in a gold and black jacket raced to help her, she calmed down and when it became clear there was nothing in her underwear, the host regathered herself and carried on with the filming.

All appears well when Vandici is stood at the centre of a stage with a co-presenter who is wearing enormous gold, hooped earrings, an elaborate hat and a two-tone pink trouser and boot combination.
They were in the middle of filming Romanian show Bravo ai Still, which translates to Bravo, You Have Style.
Suddenly it becomes clear all is not well and the terrifying-looking host bolts towards the back of the studio, hiking up her dress.
In doing so, she flashes her groin to the camera before spinning around and baring her backside.
The camera switches to a wide shot, which picks her up dropping a set of cue cards as she becomes more and more distressed.
A man in an oversized coat leaps from a garish, white chair and runs to help her.
By this stage the woman is bent over and the man is trying to help her look inside her underwear from behind.
The camera pans to the co-presenter, who is stood emotionless watching the action unfold.
When it becomes clear there is nothing in her knickers, she re-adjusts her dress, picks up her cue cards and makes her way back to her mark, covering her face with embarrassment.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5043499/Female-TV-presenter-lifts-dress-flashes-audience.html
Lalasticlala

Education › Re: Cursed Tomb Of Men Who Built The Great Pyramid Of Giza Opened To The Public(Pics by Aldebaran(m): 6:51am On Nov 02, 2017
Hmmm...
Science/Technology › Re: Russia Unveils Superman Suit That Allows Soldiers To Walk Through Fire&Explosion by Aldebaran(m): 6:47am On Nov 02, 2017
Russia,the real POLICE OF THE WORLD.... grin

The only thing USA does is to boast,brag and turn peaceful countries into war zones...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 1) On 1st November 2017 by Aldebaran(m):
Chai...

3 KONDO and still counting grin grin grin

Madrid 2 straight losses..
Its your time,so enjoy it..

Crime › Re: "Women Who Wear Ripped Jeans Deserve To Be Raped” - Egyptian Lawyer by Aldebaran(m): 10:10pm On Nov 01, 2017
1)That statement is wrong,especially from a lawyer....

2)No sane human wears a ripped jeans

Politics › Re: Alex Ekwueme Collapses At Home, Goes Into Coma, Admitted In Enugu Hospital by Aldebaran(m): 12:12pm On Nov 01, 2017
ginggerxy:
and you believed the news men were allowed access into the ICU?
Check the bolded..
Politics › Re: Alex Ekwueme Collapses At Home, Goes Into Coma, Admitted In Enugu Hospital by Aldebaran(m): 7:37am On Nov 01, 2017
Although the governor’s visit was enshrouded in secrecy so as not to attract the prying eyes of the media and residents in the state, it was gathered that he could not hide his emotions as he wailed uncontrollably.

“My namesake, Ifeanyichukwu, do not leave us now! Even if you must go, please wait to see your daughter become the deputy governor of Anambra State before you leave us,” Ugwuanyi was reported to have wailed at the ICU.
Imagine... undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Diego Perotti Puts His Finger In El Sharaawy's Ass After Goal Vs Chelsea by Aldebaran(op): 6:54am On Nov 01, 2017
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It’s easy to get carried away in the heat of the moment, but it’s hard to explain exactly why Diego Perotti decided to act the way he did after Roma went 2-0 up against Chelsea. As Stephan El Shaarawy capitalised on an Antonio Rudiger mistake to grab his second goal of the game, Perotti rushed over to celebrate with the Egyptian and the rest of his Roma team-mates.

What followed next was truly and utterly bizarre.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDjYmOKs2zo

For no apparent reason, the Argentine began to rub El Shaarrawy’s bottom and appeared to stick his finger up the winger’s bum hole. We don’t know why, we’re not sure we want to know why, but it happened, okay?

El Shaarawy did seem to take it in good spirits and smiled at his team-mate so presumably there’s some sort of inside joke going on (insert gag about the joke being *inside* Shaarawy’s bum cheeks).

For Chelsea, it was a tough first half at the Stadio Olimpico, with El Shaarawy banging in a rocked from the edge of the area inside the first minute to hand the Serie A side the lead, before doubling Roma’s advantage nine minutes before half-time.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/31/diego-perotti-bizarrely-puts-finger-up-roma-team-mates-stephan-el-shaarawys-bottom-after-goal-v-chelsea-7043841/
Education › Re: See The Home Work My Cousin In Primary Two(2) Failed According To Her Teacher by Aldebaran(m): 6:47am On Nov 01, 2017
Correct way is:300+00+0 grin
Foreign Affairs › Pakistani Bride Accidentally Kills 15 In-laws In Bid To Poison New Husband by Aldebaran(op):
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A wife tried to murder her husband with a poisoned glass of milk,but accidentally killed 15 members of his family instead,it is alleged.

Police believe the deadly milk was refused by Aasia Bibi’s hubby Amjad Akram and instead used by his mother to make Lassi,a traditional yoghurt-based drink.

Of the 27 people who drank the juice, 15 dropped down dead and another 12 remain in a critical condition.

The sinister plot is believed to have been hatched when Pakistani 22-year-old bride Bibi who was allegedly in love with another man,was forced into an arranged marriage.

The pair had only been hitched for two months when she is said to have taken the drastic action.

Her aunt and alleged lover are also accused of having roles in the deadly plot.

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A senior police officer in the Punjab town of Muzaffargarh said: "Aasia was forced to marry Amjad against her will.

"She was not happy and came back to her parents’ house after a few days into marriage but her family forcibly sent her back to her in-laws' house.

"Aasia concocted the plot to avenge being married against her will and was provided with poisonous substance by her alleged lover, Shahid Lashari.

"But the plot went awry when Aasia's husband did not drink the glass of milk she handed to him.
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Villagers this week gathered to mourn the deaths

"Instead, her mother-in-law used the tainted milk to make Lassi."

Police said that initially Aasia claimed that a lizard had fallen into the milk, poisoning it – but that she has since confessed.

However, the young woman denied all of the allegations and pointed the finger at her lover when she was wheeled out in front of the media.

She said: "Shahid told me to poison the beverage but I didn't do it.

"He asked me to marry him but I refused."

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4810754/arranged-marriage-wife-kills-15-in-laws-poison-husbands-milk/
Lalasticlala
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Roma Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 31st October 2017 by Aldebaran(m): 10:48pm On Oct 31, 2017
3 KONDO grin undecided angry

I hope Conte will fix Chelsea problems ASAP
Foreign Affairs › Watch 10 Yr Old Boy Lead Police On 45mile,High Speed Chase.Dad Blames Video Game by Aldebaran(op): 10:43pm On Oct 31, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qpObcQBg6A

According to Cleveland.com, the 10-year old was at home waiting for his sister to take him to school, when he suddenly decided to borrow steal his mother’s boyfriend’s car and go for a high-speed drive. Seeing what had just happened, mom jumped in her own car and gave chase.

The kid jumped on Interstate 90 west of Cleveland around 9:30 a.m. and accelerated the car. Thankfully he was driving a 2004 Toyota Avalon so it’s not like he could achieve warp speed, but still, he managed to reach 100 mph at times during the chase.

And it’s not like this was an open-and-shut affair, he led police on a 50-mile dash through three counties, jumping into oncoming traffic and dodging spike strips until cops cornered him off the road and boxed him after hitting a road sign. Mom showed up moments after the crash, just in time to verbally scold him while he spit and kicked at officers.

If this was a one-time deal, well, some kids just have to learn things the hard way. But this was the second time he ripped up the highway in a family car. Just two weeks prior he did the same thing in his mom’s car, ultimately rolling down the highway with three flat tires. That’s probably how he learned to dodge the spike strips.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu4nlrqW_G4

According to the boy’s dad, however, the would-be wheelboy learned his moves and bad behavior from video games. Because you know, where the hell else are impressionable kids going to learn right from wrong?

As it stands right now, the boy could be held in juvenile detention, or released to his parents while the case goes through juvenile court, where there's obviously s large list of charges. We hate to see families separated, but honestly, this kid needs some proper adult supervision and guidance, and there’s pretty strong evidence to suggest that’s not happening at home.
Car Talk › Re: Stunning BMW Z8 Once Owned By Apple Legend Steve Jobs On Sale For £300,000 by Aldebaran(op): 4:13pm On Oct 30, 2017
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The Z8 has been driven just 15,200 miles in its 17 year life, and has a titanium finish with a black leather interior.

Jobs rarely registered his cars in a bid to protect his anonymity, but there is a copy of the original Californian registration in his name and at his home.

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Don Rose, car specialist at RM Sotheby's, said: "Not only was the Z8 the halo car for an iconic brand and the Bond car for a generation, but it caught the eye of the most iconic and influential entrepreneur of our time.

"Jobs' legacy is all around us, with over one billion iPhone's sold to date.

"However, he only owned one Z8, and this is that car.

"The BMW is a perfect fit within our ICONS event, while making it difficult to determine whether the icon in this case is the car or the man."I say both."

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4792771/stunning-bmw-z8-once-owned-by-apple-legend-steve-jobs-on-sale-for-300000-and-it-comes-with-original-car-phone/
Car Talk › Stunning BMW Z8 Once Owned By Apple Legend Steve Jobs On Sale For £300,000 by Aldebaran(op): 4:12pm On Oct 30, 2017
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A stunning convertible once owned by Steve Jobs is set to sell for £300,000.

The Apple legend normally only kept cars for six months but unusually, held on to the BMW for three years.

As a fan of German car design, Job bought the car in 2000 - and wasn't the only famous fan of the vehicle.

James Bond used the Z8 as his company car in movie The World is Not Enough.

Now, its current owner is selling the limited edition car  at RM Sotheby's in New York.

The lucky buyer won't just receive the Z8 though, but will also have the original car phone used by Jobs.

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Education › Re: What The Rich And Famous Earn Every Day by Aldebaran(op): 3:20pm On Oct 30, 2017
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Education › Re: What The Rich And Famous Earn Every Day by Aldebaran(op): 3:01pm On Oct 30, 2017
The Queen: £117,260 ($154,348)/N55,642,454 a day

Her Majesty is given a Government grant of 15 per cent of the net surplus of the Crown Estate monies.

Last year, she received £42.8m ($56.3m) — but this is to rise sharply to cover the refurbishment of Buckingham Palace.

HOW SHE SPENDS IT: Holidays at Balmoral and Sandringham don’t add much to her annual expenditure — but caring for the many crumbling royal palaces is a major financial drain.

She’s a fan of Fulton umbrellas, Anello & Davide of Kensington shoes and Barbour jackets.

Education › Re: What The Rich And Famous Earn Every Day by Aldebaran(op): 2:46pm On Oct 30, 2017
Mike Adenuga $8.5m/N3,061,708,821

Exactly half of Africa’s 20 billionaires got richer in 2016. The continent's biggest gainer -- in both dollar and percentage terms - is Nigerian oil and telecom tycoon Mike Adenuga, whose net worth increased $2.7 billion to $5.8 billion since December 31, 2015. No other African billionaire added more than $1 billion to his or her net worth in the past year. Overall, the combined net worths of African billionaires decreased $3.1 billion in 2016

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