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Politics / Re: Major-General: PUNCH Has Embarrassed Nigerians - Sagay by alenwup(m): 5:28am On Dec 12, 2019
Buharidgeneral:
Punch watch your back ooo
They are coming for you oo sooner than expected
The stone in the water is not afraid of water, says the Igede proverb. Punch is not a baby firm
Politics / Re: Major-General: PUNCH Has Embarrassed Nigerians - Sagay by alenwup(m): 5:12am On Dec 12, 2019
This Sagay of a man is an embarrassment to his wife, children, brothers and sisters (if at all he has any anyway), his entire village. Does it mean this people are blind to reality? Chai!
Politics / Re: Electricity Workers Protest In Abuja, Picket Power Ministry by alenwup(m): 3:13pm On Dec 11, 2019
Is that the reason we don't have light here in Airport Road, Abuja?

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Celebrities / Re: Etinosa Idemudia Apologizes For Using Bible As Ashtray While Smoking by alenwup(m): 1:26pm On Dec 07, 2019
That's what happened when your village people opened your book. This one is doomed, no two ways about it
Car Talk / Re: The New Set Of Vehicles Released By Innoson (Pictures) by alenwup(m): 1:01pm On Dec 07, 2019
I'm so impressed, honestly
Sports / Re: FG Withdraws Corruption Charges Against Pinnick by alenwup(m): 4:34pm On Nov 05, 2019
You can buy yourself out from Nigeria justice system but FIFA wrath will definitely catch up with you, I guarantee it

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Launches Free School Feeding For Primary School Pupils by alenwup(m): 4:02pm On Nov 05, 2019
All for cameras... By their fruits...
Crime / Re: Man Stealing Church Properties Electrocuted To Death (Disturbing Photos) by alenwup(m): 12:41pm On Oct 23, 2019
This one na shap shap judgment on. Express route to hell

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Attack On South African Businesses Will Hurt Nigerians More by alenwup(m): 2:34am On Sep 04, 2019
Old retard brain. It's a pity. Is it that these people can't tune down their utterances? Is there no diplomatic way of saying things than this? Shame shame on all fronts!

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Politics / Re: Shiites Burnt NEMA Emergency Station In Abuja by alenwup(m): 2:55pm On Jul 22, 2019
Why have they not been proscribed?
Politics / Re: Moment Police Opened Fire On Shiite Protesters Today (Photos) by alenwup(m): 2:54pm On Jul 22, 2019
This people are so useless. Making life difficult for peace loving people. What do they gain buy burning NEMA outlet? These people are our problem
Politics / Re: Okorocha Thanks INEC For Issuing Certificate Of Return by alenwup(m): 8:06am On Jun 12, 2019
Your gratitude won't complete until you erect a statue for INEC ;DYour gratitude won't complete until you erect a statue for INEC
Crime / Re: Schoolgirl Pushes A Boy, Dares Him, His Reaction Got Him Hailed By Social Media by alenwup(m): 5:55pm On May 21, 2019
Is it a scene from a movie or an argument ensued among students and someone recorded to come and waste somebody's data?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Ajax: UCL Semi Finals (0 - 1) On 30th April 2019 by alenwup(m): 10:23pm On Apr 30, 2019
moderatedguy:
get ctl 3k per month
Really nice service from them. Are they in Abuja?
Sports / Re: FIFA Women’s World Cup Trophy Set To Arrive Nigeria On Thursday by alenwup(m): 8:01am On Apr 10, 2019
It is good. I will advise all people close to it touch it coz it there won't be another opportunity again
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actors Who Got Married To Their Colleagues [photos/video] by alenwup(m): 10:41am On Apr 09, 2019
Aside Olu Jacob and joke, I haven't seen any other one yet
Education / Re: Poor Condition Of Hostels Of University Of Nigeria, UNN, Enugu Campus (Graphic) by alenwup(m): 4:23am On Apr 04, 2019
Op, why would you post this without forewarning us? If I vomit I go report you to police far. Everywhere students don't help matters as far as rest room is concerned. Dem for do short put for VC office
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Comment About Photo Of Dolapo Osinbajo Tying Aisha Buhari's Headgear by alenwup(m): 4:48am On Mar 31, 2019
This man perpetually scavenges trashes he forages on to maintain fame. He's becoming dumbing everyday

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Politics / Re: Osun Residents Protest Against Tribunal’s Judgement Sacking Oyetola by alenwup(m): 9:07am On Mar 29, 2019
Instead of saving the money for some other useful ventures, he's busy buying crowd for charade

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Celebrities / Re: Thin Tall Tony Is The Driver For The Taxi A Lady Ordered by alenwup(m): 7:23pm On Mar 28, 2019
So the thing cum sweet am sotee she cum forget the open teeth plus booby join. She wouldn't mind to be fu*ked by the guy right there. Hoelosho everywhere

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Crime / Re: Nurse sells newborn baby after telling the mom she had a stillborn(Pics) by alenwup(m): 8:14pm On Mar 22, 2019
What is this country turning to? People are ready to commit crime at the slightest opportunity. Haba!

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Politics / Re: Ademola Adeleke Reacts To His Victory At The Tribunal by alenwup(m): 6:32pm On Mar 22, 2019
They just wanted to finish his remaining money. He will go about celebrating a temporary victory before Supreme Court will rule otherwise
Romance / Re: She Cheated With Her 'Cousin'. I'm Finding It Hard To Forgive Her by alenwup(m): 6:26am On Mar 21, 2019
daddytime:
Kill her..joking oo

I no even understand how and why una dey mumu for women matter aswear....women wey jabrata for town sotey e don become buy one get two free?

You were/are dating an unrepentant whoring bitch who'd never change. You'd be doomed if you wifed this bitch.

Her actions were premeditated without any recourse or remorse to your feelings.

She isn't sorry for cheating on you...she's mad at herself for getting caught and busted because she'd be losing all the goodies from your end with which she and her original boyfriend were flexing on.

You were just a spare tyre means to an end funding another man's pussy and paying him handsomely for fuckiing his own pussy indirectly.

To the pit latrine girl...her question would be " why didn't I carry my brother along in this work" she'd have a hard time forgiving herself but she has learnt a new lesson for her next victim. Her work for never tear and you for still dey for e-dating (whatever that means). Me I dey live for real world and deal with every issue as such.

For your mind you get babe for Nigeria...how a man who is awoke will buy a story of my cousin slept in my house so so and so time is mind boggling.

The other part wey make me laff come pee for body...na say na the number of times wey she Bleep una come dey argue about...whadaheck? This just gave me an idea to develop an app or meter that could tell how many dickks has gone in and out a pussyy same for a dickk...na you go be my first customer for this amazing product wey I wan invent...

Are there no women in your neck of the woods in the Abroad.

Me thinks only weak men who are looking for some cheap naive girls who they can impress and oppress with whatever opt for this kinda mail order bride arrangement.

Find woman around you wey dey see the same kevel wey your eye dey see marry am you and am go work well because you both know whats up...

Anywhere wey man dey fit make him life get sense na im be him Lagos or abroad o...

Na toilet full the streets pass these days I don tell una...
I hail una...

You must shine eye for today's world like my daughter here...

Oga, only you come finish the talk. Haba! You bi village orator?
Investment / Re: Cassava To Ethanol Plant In Ondo Ready For Operation Soon (Photos) by alenwup(m): 1:47pm On Mar 19, 2019
kinibigdeal:
It will make Garri expensive. Farmers will no longer farm for food processing, they will prefer to earn more selling to those factories than mere profit from garri processing
So make dem close it down abi? You see our problem, we like food too much
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Steps Out In Style For Church Service (Picture) by alenwup(m): 9:57am On Mar 17, 2019
I don't understand why this one take make front page?
Politics / Re: APC Pulls Down Giant Broom At Abuja City Gate (photos) by alenwup(m): 7:48pm On Mar 15, 2019
They should try and remove the one at Unity Fountain, Maitama

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Politics / Re: APC Giant Broom In Abuja Falls: Before And Now (photos) by alenwup(m): 10:36pm On Mar 14, 2019
I think I smell the hand of Dino there �
Travel / Re: Professor Pius Adesanmi Dies In Ethiopia Airlines Plane Crash - John O. Oba by alenwup(m): 5:49pm On Mar 10, 2019
visijo:
Don't judge a lady by seeing her in different cars.Who knows,maybe she's a mechanic.
How this one take relate with the post na. Iranu everywhere

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Calls On Atiku, PDP To Form A Parallel Government by alenwup(m): 5:07pm On Feb 26, 2019
Eiya... I pity him. He knows what awaits him: JAIL
Sports / Re: Mourinho Speaks On Why Eden Hazard Should Dump Chelsea For Real Madrid by alenwup(m): 1:21pm On Feb 26, 2019
Blinkers:
cool

Eden Hazard is talented but grossly overrated, no thanks to English media football hype and their bandwagon fans.

Real Madrid is in a world of its own with a legacy spanning over 89 years. This isn't some mid table club in the premiership whose fame started in 2004.

He'd be lucky to make an impact there.
Saying Hazard is "overrated" isn't true. Perhaps, you sense of judgment is shielded by some sentiment. In fact I feel the guy is bigger than Chelsea

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Politics / Re: Female Corper Caught In The Bush Destroying Ballot Papers In Imo (Photos) by alenwup(m): 3:15pm On Feb 24, 2019
zionmde:
"How much were you given to subvert the will of your fellow Nigerians? "
This question should be on the marble

One day wen we realize wat damage we have done to ourselves because of tribalism, religiousity and evil politics, we will become so passionate about change that no amount of bribery will deter us from doing the right thing

We have not learnt anything and we are never willing to learn
In the near future countries will massively turndown our passports.
Seeing a graduate doing this indicates the depth of hopelessness
Very very terrible and unfortunate
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna: God Will Judge Between My Husband And Me by alenwup(m): 8:45am On Feb 24, 2019
But how does this story change the election situation for Buhari or Atiku? Anything unrelated to election, gerarahie

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