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Celebrities › Re: The Look On Nina’s Face When She Was Shown Her Make Out Session With Miracle #bb by alenwup(m): 4:23am On Apr 23, 2018

SirLakes:
Her lecturers won't mind having their own share of her honey well

SirLakes:
Her lecturers won't mind having their own share of her honey well

Politics › Re: Shehu Sani, His Wife And Children (Family Picture) by alenwup(m): 12:23pm On Apr 22, 2018

He's quite outspoken. I don't know if his return ticket is quaranteed, though

Crime › Re: Masquerades Invade Church Service In Anambra, One Killed, Many Injured by alenwup(m): 11:11am On Apr 22, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

It is an abuse to tradition and culture for SARS to arrest a masquerade.

Why not wait till when he is done masquerading and effect your arrest.
Technically, a masquerade is a spirit or it's representative. How do you arrest a spirit?

If it were spirit, SARS won't be able to hold it. And if the Masquerades were spirit enough they should not have succumb to arrest. grin

NwaAmaikpe:

It is an abuse to tradition and culture for SARS to arrest a masquerade.

Why not wait till when he is done masquerading and effect your arrest.
Technically, a masquerade is a spirit or it's representative. How do you arrest a spirit?

If it were spirit, SARS won't be able to hold it. And if the Masquerades were spirit enough they should not have succumb to arrest.

Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Pastor, Edet Effiong Eneh And Wife Celebrate 12th Wedding Anniversary by alenwup(m): 4:49am On Apr 22, 2018

Imagine that coat - five buttons.,today he's wearing an eight pieces jacket with single button. Let slay queens come and learn o

Celebrities › Re: Prostitute And Imeh Bishop "Okon Lagos" & The N70k Sex Proposal (Photos) by alenwup(m): 5:15am On Apr 21, 2018

Flexherbal:
The chat started well and ended badly.

that's tragedy grin

Flexherbal:
The chat started well and ended badly.

that's tragedy

Romance › Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by alenwup(m): 4:58am On Apr 21, 2018

Indeed, she's a very pained woman. All I can deduce from this epistle is that life is not fair to her. Pele

Politics › Re: Soldiers Burnt Houses In Naka, Benue In Reprisal Attack - Army Spokesperson by alenwup(m): 4:38pm On Apr 20, 2018

The idiot that calls him the spoke person of army should be ashamed of himself. How is he able to raise his head before international military? I believe he is right

on Benue land and that land will consume his entire generation. Benue people die in hundreds on a daily basis. All those thieves in uniform do are to kill and eat animals and Bleep girls at will. Haven't Benue people receive more than their own share from this government? I even blame Tiv people who have turned dumb. Be you a soldier or whatever, I will rather die to see my fellow man burn down my house or kill my parents. God is watching. Why can't they go and fight boko haram. Onya ara

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Politics › Re: Soldiers Burnt Houses In Naka, Benue In Reprisal Attack - Army Spokesperson by alenwup(m): 4:33pm On Apr 20, 2018

The idiot that calls him the spoke person of army should be ashamed of himself. How is he able to raise his head before international military? I believe he is right on Benue land and that land will consume his entire generation. Benue people die in hundreds on a daily basis. All those thieves in uniform do are to kill animals and Bleep girls at will. Haven't Benue people receive more than their own share from this government? I even blame Tiv people who have turned dumb. Be you a soldier or whatever, I will rather die to see my fellow man burn down my house or kill my parents. God is watching. Why can't they go and fight boko haram. Onya ara

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Education › Re: Kogi State University Sent Their Medical Students Packing From Their Hostel by alenwup(m): 10:29pm On Apr 18, 2018

Kogi and bad news are 1. Nothing good has ever come out of that glorified secondary school

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Politics › Re: Senate Mace Snatching: Names Of Arrested Suspects Emerge by alenwup(m): 9:50pm On Apr 18, 2018

Reelectbuhari:
My only problem Is dat these guys hv landed demselves in hot soup

mark my words

omo agege will abandon them

Romance › Re: Help Help Facebook Is Ruining My Relationship by alenwup(m): 4:19am On Apr 18, 2018

Just because you bought an internet - enabled phone for her you think she's all yours? What sort of girl are you dating in the 21st century that are the one creating Facebook account for her, Daddy? You for kuku collect the phone na

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Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie Honored With Barnes And Noble Award (photos) by alenwup(m): 9:16pm On Apr 17, 2018

PurplePatch:

Wow! First of all white woman, I love THE THING AROUND YOUR NECK.

@Topic. Intelligence pays. See how one of our own has been honored like an AMERICANAH spotting a beautiful dress with HALF OF A YELLOW touch of the SUN. And the beautiful reflection of PURPLE lights like a radiant HIBISCUS flower is dope and lovely

Dear all I think she is a good reason WE SHOULD ALL BE FEMINISTS.

#ChimamandaNgoziAdichie
#EggHead
#Literature.

The Thing Around Your Neck is, to me, magical, electrifying. The story puts you in auto-pilot kind of. You woman with thousands brains. I'm proud her

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Politics › Re: Young Man Killed As Police Shoot At Protesting Shiite Members In Abuja. Photos by alenwup(m): 9:15pm On Apr 16, 2018

This people and their problems sef. Na so they turn Abuja roads to nightmare over the weekend. You will lack words to describe your hatred for them the way they scattered full both lanes of Kubwa Express way. But where Nnamdi Kanu sef

Politics › Re: The New Face Of Oshodi As Construction Continues - Photos by alenwup(m): 7:02pm On Apr 16, 2018

Na so Nigeria go sedon watch Lagos over throw her o. Kai

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Travel › Re: Kano At Night (Video, Photos) by alenwup(m): 3:57am On Apr 16, 2018

But go to their dwellings, it is worst than boola... Hausa dirty too much

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Couldn't Spell 'Naira' Correctly by alenwup(m): 10:33pm On Apr 15, 2018

Divay22:
It was a mistake na.
Must every lil mistake be picked on and turned into something big

Haba! What sort of mistake is this? Imagine this is done to US Dollars

Crime › Re: Cultists Stripped To Their Underwear After Being Arrested By Security Men.Photos by alenwup(m): 7:01pm On Apr 14, 2018

FinBalor:
Do I blame the youths of this country if they join cultism? They have a worthless, useless President who have nothing to offer them?

You see people, I get mad when people refuse to learn from there past histories!

This is a man that has never achieved anything in his life apart from being "Incorruptible" (WASH!)
He can tell that to the marines or his almajeric brothers!

Nigerians, have you people not noticed that since this man became President, he has always blamed the past administration from day 1! Thats his life achievement. If you give this worthless fellow another four years, it will still be garbage in, garbage out.

Yes! Buhari is a very worthless and ill fated human being. I say this without mincing words.
Just read further.

Let me proove to you people my point. Back when I was in the secondary school, we had teachers who were so complacent with work that they barely thought us anything! But at the end of the month, they received salaries. After secondary school and we all went to universities, did we all not try to keep up with the curriculum of the university even though we were handicapped from secondary school? Did we blame our past teachers in secondary for not giving us the foundation we need to study maths in the university? If you guys watch, serious students would move on and catch up with the new system. But the iddiots back in class then will continue complaining and procrastinating till its too late and nothing achieved!

These scenario is akin to what is happening to Buhari now. Yes! We agree that money was being stolen under Jonathan. But what were you elected for Buhari? Is it not to stop the robbery and reposition Nigeria?

Buhari when will you ever be useful in your very useless life? Must you always complain? Why not forget the past administration and focus on giving us a better life?

I have never believed in you and will never believe in you! There is a Latin Adage that says "Nemo dat, quod non habet". It means, Nobody gives what he or she does not have.

Buhari you dont have it and will never have it. I know you will probably win again because you have millions of zombies who still look up to you as a Messiah. Personally, I am saving up millions already just in case you win. I know it will be a very tough hell.

You are hopeless, useless, redundant, non progressive, ineffectual, ineffective, kaput, INCOMPETENT, pathetic, inept, retrogressive, renegade, broken retarrd, fruitless and not needed.

My PVC is armed to remove you already.

Omoyele Sowore Is My Candidate. With Love From Anambra live and direct!

Why your own come pain you like this na? I can't fit read everything you wrote here sef. Na wao

Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa Buries Nelson Mandela's Wife, Winnie Mandela Today Aimed Tears by alenwup(m): 6:56pm On Apr 14, 2018

I thought she divorced Mandela, why are they still calling her Mrs Mandela or is it because Mandela is a big name?

Sports › Re: AS Roma To Sign Nigerian OAP Who Made An Ashonishing Commentary Of AS Roma Winni by alenwup(m): 6:53am On Apr 14, 2018

OfficialAwol:
Call picked

Honestly, when God picks your call, every obstacles is bulldozed. Congratulations to him

Celebrities › Re: Nathaniel Bassey And Wife Celebrate 5th Wedding Anniversary by alenwup(m): 9:41pm On Apr 13, 2018

But where did he "shade" Freez? Or I'm not reading well? Must you lie in your caption to attract readership?

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Crime › Re: Man Beats His Mother Dead In Akwa Ibom After False Prophecy By Pastor(pics by alenwup(m): 5:01pm On Apr 13, 2018

SOFTENGR:
Would I be right if I say that this man deserves jungle justice?

Right now I feel like wasting that ~~man~~ animal.

Jungle justice will be too fair for him: allow him to live his miserable life where his mother's ghost will continue to hunt him until he kills himself. Ewu

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Events › Re: Man Fails To Show Up At His Wedding At Ikoyi Registry, Switches Off His Phones by alenwup(m): 6:11am On Apr 12, 2018

Why are women taking this post so personal. Una d imagine sey even even fit be you oo?

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Family › Re: Has My Wife Finally Moved On? by alenwup(m): 6:00am On Apr 12, 2018

eyeview:
Personally, the first question i ask whenever i see such situation is this: Didnt you see these signs when you were dating or where you blinded by something else or where you one of those who think they will change in marriage?

Thumbs up! You've just asked the question on my mind. I can't understand the kind of education we receive in this part of the world. Sir, no one is imbued with all good virtues and qualities in life; we only make conscious efforts to learn good ones and "unlearn" bad ones. Therefore if we are old enough to marry and we can't understand this concept of your inability to change a full grown up person who willingly give his/her consent into marriage, then there is a problem. In the mean time however, it looks like you may have to consider your joy and future now ( I don't believe it's late). Some marriages are not just meant to work. The ball is still in your court. All the best

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Politics › Re: Ortom Is Selling 11 Benue Companies (See List In Newspaper Advert) by alenwup(m): 5:14am On Apr 11, 2018

If there is anything legacy left for Benue State it's that Benue Links. How that man sell it?

Travel › Re: Overloaded Truck Carrying Logs Of Wood In Ilese (Photos) by alenwup(m): 10:06am On Apr 05, 2018

This can only happen in skull miner's territory ;DThis can only happen in skull miner's territory

Politics › Re: Buhari's Critics Are Yesterday's Lawless And Reckless Leaders - Orji Kalu Says by alenwup(m): 11:27pm On Apr 03, 2018

Kalu, you think all this your mouth running will remove your name from looters ' list? No!

Politics › Re: Governor Ganduje Carries Cement In Headpan On His Head During Project Inspection by alenwup(m): 5:19am On Apr 03, 2018

Media hype is all I see. How many times did he carry it? Gerarahe

Romance › Re: Man Shares Last Easter Vs This Easter Photo With Wife - Check The Difference by alenwup(m): 5:15am On Apr 03, 2018

Nairaland is, no doubt, in dire need of stories. How this one take make front page?

Romance › Re: Top 5 Characteristics Of Men Woman Should Not Consider For Marriage: Miss Cokie by alenwup(m): 4:57am On Apr 03, 2018

midolian:
Your list is not complete

You forgot to mention men with a functioning manhood

oshi!..

I am sure if you are asked to mention 5qualities of men to be considered for marriage, you wont even know what to write...the list you ll come up with wont be so different from what you have uo there....

Everybody just wants to be known for a list..

Everybody wants to be known for a list savage

Education › Re: Man Launches Himself In Self-made Rocket To Prove Flat Earth Theory by alenwup(m): 2:04pm On Apr 01, 2018

Imagine in a country where there is no Buhari, no APC and PDP, NEPA, heat and all the nyamanyama, yet sometimes is this mad. Kwontinio

Events › Re: Bride RIdes On Horse To Her Wedding At ECWA, Jos Plateau State by alenwup(m): 1:49pm On Apr 01, 2018

That woman isn't a conformist; she's very creative. Without that horse riding, the wedding would just be plain and you a I won't waste our hard earned mb

Crime › Re: Two Women Fight Each Other In Public After A Heated Disagreement. Photos by alenwup(m): 8:56pm On Mar 31, 2018

So sad! All I can see is poverty poverty everywhere.

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