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Romance / Re: My Married Ex Keeps Calling Me by Alert(f): 2:26pm On Jan 07, 2013
[quote author=Dondav]
[b]@OP.. I could Marry You and keep him off your back... But you'll have to be my 3rd wife. I'm already married to @Onila and @Cindyrella. Whatcha say?
funny angry
Romance / Re: My Married Ex Keeps Calling Me by Alert(f): 9:38pm On Jan 06, 2013
@ gratiaeo & @kittykat tnx kiss
Romance / Re: My Married Ex Keeps Calling Me by Alert(f): 1:52pm On Jan 06, 2013
@kitty kat I use samsung galaxy s2 for my MTN and a blackberry for my AIRTEL. Thanks.
Family / Honest Answers Wanted! Why Do You Cheat Your Spouse/fiance/date by Alert(f): 8:21pm On Jan 05, 2013
everywhere i look, people are cheating , most disgusting are the married ones. so now, you reading this post, why are you cheating your partner?, please I want honest answers to this question from matured adults winkI am hoping that this will help us correct a lot of things in our current relationship whether single or married. please those that are players and flirts are exempted from this questions thanks grin
Romance / Re: My Married Ex Keeps Calling Me by Alert(f): 8:07pm On Jan 05, 2013
ThiefOfHearts: You dodged a bullet. Imagine if you were his wife, he would be doing this on you with another woman. Ignore his calls, pray for his wife and give thanks to God that you arent in her position.
yea, exactly! I thought of that too, wouldn't want to be in the wife's shoes. and i wonder if his wife knows about these calls?

Mynd_44: Block his number jorh. You will do better without him blowing your phone up
please can you teach me, i dont know how to do that, i have an mtn and airtel. thanks smiley

@seunfly, thanks I dont intend to break a home cos i wont even accept him.

thanks all for your comments it was helpful>
Romance / My Married Ex Keeps Calling Me by Alert(f): 11:24pm On Jan 04, 2013
my ex b.f. who is now married with a kid still calls me sometimes i get disturbed over such calls. most times we just talk about everything but nothing in particular and each time i always ask about his wife and baby as a reminder to him that he is married. he actually proposed to me 2009 but I couldn't pull through with him because i felt he wont make me happy eventually, i remembered last year when he called me and started refreshing my memory on how i broke his heart and all. I am trying to forget him but each of his calls makes me wonder how it would have been between us, i am really ashamed of such thoughts embarassed i mean , what does he want? why does he still call? how do i handle him? do i still receive his calls? please help me out.
Romance / Re: What Are The Things You Do That Kept Your Relationship by Alert(f): 11:12pm On Jan 04, 2013
@tpacalipse, i am forced to contribute because of your "toxic comments".This thread has been hijacked by your selfish comments and poor OP is yet to get a solution. I don't know how a woman can keep up with that, no love, no affection, no attention, no money grin...well i dont know what she is after. probably she is in love with your status, guess you are a rich guy with nice crib and car, so thats all she has just your 'rich' image and again i thought is either this girl is aging or she has low esteem or she is desperate(to be married) or never has been loved in her life that made her hang on. now to you are just satisfied marrying a doormat? don't you have any feelings for her to the extent you willing to share your love, time and money? well i don't know what your motive for being in a relationship is, so i wont judge sorry wink
Jokes Etc / 2012 Three (3) Common Most Annoying Comments Made By Nairalanders by Alert(f): 6:33pm On Dec 31, 2012
As the year 2012 is finally wounding down, I would like to bring to your notice some common comments made on nairaland:

1. Much ado abt what makes the front page.....
Comments like 'so this poo made the front page? Well I am gonna do this or that....'I don't think is compulsory to open all topics on the front page, I love the frontpage a lot cos is like a shortcut for me and I have so many options/topics to select ranging from entertainment to politics.

2. Price of garri.......
That's the most senseless comments ever....'.how does this affect the price of garri?' Or the league of I will just add gnuts or sipping zobo etc I don't think is mandatory for one to comment on every post,you can just view and move on. I miss nairalands of those days when only reasonable people respond to questions and even help you solve a problem without making jest of the OP.

3. First to comment.....
This is the most childish of all comment, someone in desperate need for help or suggestions posts on nairaland and some 'children let loose on rampage on nairaland page' ignore it and instead struggle to be the first to comment.

And finally those that quote a very long topic, most times they are articles that the OP copied somewhere and pasted on nairaland, only to put a smiley or 'an hmmm,ok' at the end of the long quote, I wouldn't group it as a comment.

Feel free to add more
Celebrities / Re: Joseph Yobo &Family Release Christmas Card [PHOTOS] by Alert(f): 4:58pm On Dec 25, 2012
I prefer Klint da drunks' family xmas card, you could feel the joy of xmas radiating from them unlike the Yobos that looks like they were forced to pose, not natural at all but I still give it to the yobo family for the xmas outfits, its supercool!.
Celebrities / Re: Barbara Juliano Spent N14Million On A Handbag by Alert(f): 10:49pm On Dec 19, 2012
Married to an ITALIAN....sells SHOES, hmmm! how convenient.
Business / Re: Did You Spend Any Of These Currencies? by Alert(f): 6:57am On Nov 19, 2012
I remember spending the #50k paper note when I was small mostly to buy akara and sweets. Lol
Events / Re: Wedding Planning Tips, Ideas And Suggestions by Alert(f): 7:50pm On Nov 16, 2012
Good job peeps! More tips plsss!!!
As for me I think the MC has an important role to play in organising the events of that day, especially in time management.
Romance / For Married People: When Was Your First Ever Quarrel? by Alert(f): 9:15am On Feb 26, 2012
Please married people in the house, I need to know when you first quarrelled with your spouse, after your proper wedding, was it up to a day, or a week or a month before your first quarrel? I would like honest answers plssssssss.
Family / For Married People: When Was Your First Ever Quarrel? by Alert(f): 9:06am On Feb 26, 2012
Please married people in the house, I need to know when you first quarrelled with your spouse, after your proper wedding, was it up to a day, or a week or a month before your first quarrel? I would like honest answers plssssssss.
Fashion / Re: Wedding Dress Of The Month! by Alert(f): 10:37am On Jan 22, 2012
My question ​Iڪ where were her friends/asoebi when she dared to wear this lady GAGArish outfit? Smh.
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Hairstyle Do Ladies Prefer On Their Men. by Alert(f): 3:31pm On Jan 01, 2012
I prefer short hair on guys, it makes them look smart and responsible. Skinny head ​Iڪ a bit risky, so let's keep it short.
Business / Re: What Business Can A Banker Start With About 300-500k by Alert(f): 10:17am On Dec 31, 2011
@ WOODMATE, can U̶̲̥̅̊ drop your contact details. I stay in abuja happen to share same with the poster. Tnx
Culture / Re: Which Day Of The Week Did You Hate As A Kid by Alert(f): 8:33pm On Dec 27, 2011
Ok, I hated mondays(up till date), cos we get to summit our home works and I hated homeworks.
Autos / Re: Where Can I Get A Good Autorepair Or Mechanic For Corolla In A Abuja by Alert(f): 1:32pm On Nov 26, 2011
@ ikenna351, pls check your mail box.
Autos / Re: Where Can I Get A Good Autorepair Or Mechanic For Corolla In A Abuja by Alert(f): 3:03pm On Nov 23, 2011
@ Abuja 4sale, I just want to do a general service, fix my broken headlight as well as change the light to a brighter one. Where in area 3 ​Iڪ ur workshop?

@ ikenna
You didn't just confuse but you made me more scared. What you are saying ​Iڪ exactly what I am scared of that's why I came to naira land. I also had some funny experience with APO mech with my former car that's why I don't want them to touch this new one. I only need an expert touch. I don't mind you helping me out with the ones U̶̲̥̅̊ knw. Tnx.
Autos / Re: Where Can I Get A Good Autorepair Or Mechanic For Corolla In A Abuja by Alert(f): 1:00am On Nov 22, 2011
Depends on what pls, ikenna
Autos / Where Can I Get A Good Autorepair Or Mechanic For Corolla In A Abuja by Alert(f): 1:06pm On Nov 21, 2011
Pls can someone refer to any good autorepair workshop that also repairs toyota corolla in Abuja. Thanks
Pls its urgent.
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by Alert(f): 11:58am On Nov 13, 2011
Laughs
Food / Re: Can A Woman Cook A Delicious Soup With N500? by Alert(f): 9:31pm On Oct 16, 2011
Guys let's be real, for a DELICIOUS soup for #500 only, is impossible. But for an 'ORDINARY' soup is possible for #500. And for those ladies that advised you to test your wife with #500, I think they be jealous of your wife to be.
Romance / Re: If You Were Given A Blank Cheque: by Alert(f): 8:30pm On Oct 06, 2011
@ freecocoa, what if is someone so dear to you that gave you the money in order to help or maybe raise your level?

@ slimyem, what if He/She is as wealthy as dangote, adenuga or even those politicians we all know?
Romance / If You Were Given A Blank Cheque: by Alert(f): 7:23pm On Oct 06, 2011
If you were given a  blank cheque by an 'obviously wealthy' man/woman, what would you  write on it in order to cash in a bank.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Grow Very Long Nails? by Alert(f): 10:37pm On Aug 12, 2011
joeruano:

@ Alert, what  don't u seem to get? u dont seem 2 get it but when u dress like a man,  u seem 2 get it, not so? pls deal with it n fail 2 complain. usually, i distance myself frm any act or adornment that seems  feminine but i dont sweat guys who do stuff like chicks sometimes like luclay of bbamplified using a lip gloss on stage during the final show. just let guys like dat be. i only frown at males who let go of their God given right of dominance 2 females, thereby thwarting the full actualisation of God's pronouncement in the 1st book of the scriptures.

That's kind of harsh. Nails are very natural and God given just like the hair, to grow it long or not varies on individual. I am not mentioning here guys that paint their nails that so out of it, that's when you could talk of adornment. I am only pointing out an unusual and wierd habit by 'some' men who prefer growing one or more particular finger nails. no vex abeg.
Romance / Why Do Men Grow Very Long Nails? by Alert(f): 7:47pm On Aug 10, 2011
I don't seem to get it, some men grow nails on a preferred finger like the thumb or the little finger, it could be any of the fingers, the only eye catching thing is that the particular nail is abnormally longer than the others, some grow the whole 5 or 10 finger nails long. So NL guys what's your reason, especially you reading this now, with a long nail, why do you keep long nails?
Car Talk / Re: Why Is It That Women Are Mean When Driving? by Alert(f): 5:06pm On Jun 11, 2011
You men are funny, so u don't understand when you drive very rough and try to cut corners right, and intimidating evry female driver u see to give u way. When the male folks learn patience and how to obey traffic rules then I wld have no problem letting one in front of me esp. If he asks me nicely and not bullying his way infront of me. Shikena

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Autos / Re: Any Cardealer In Abuja? I Need A 1999 Toyota Corolla by Alert(f): 1:23pm On Apr 17, 2011
How long will it take you to bring it to abuja. Are you based in Abuja?
Autos / Any Cardealer In Abuja? I Need A 1999 Toyota Corolla by Alert(f): 8:21am On Apr 17, 2011
I need a 1999 toyota corolla model urgently

Pls contact nikkig62@yahoo.com, with pics and price details

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