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Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:18am On Dec 01, 2017
My overall experience was uncomfortable, I like to shop in very comfy environment but I didn't get that yesterday. undecided

My verdict...I won't be attending any grand opening in hurry, be it shoprite or any other.

I actually expected some freebies or some price slashes but things remain same but I overheard people saying that the drinks were cheaper, I didn't have opportunity to check it out because of the massive crowd.
Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:59pm On Nov 30, 2017
Finally out.. Beautiful scenery on the outside, eating and relaxation spot

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:56pm On Nov 30, 2017
Another crowd at PEP, they have some serious promotion going on

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:53pm On Nov 30, 2017
Shoprite famous puff puff is available grin wink

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:51pm On Nov 30, 2017
Shopping baskets in the air grin

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:48pm On Nov 30, 2017
Next batch waiting to shop cool

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:45pm On Nov 30, 2017
Waiting

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:39pm On Nov 30, 2017
Checking out was not easy too, I spent another 30 minutes , all the checking points were so busy , trolleys everywhere with loads and loads of goods

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:38pm On Nov 30, 2017
Inside was so tight, I could hardly move around freely without bumping into human beings, shopping trolleys and children etc

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:29pm On Nov 30, 2017
Amazing shocked. Finally doors were opened smiley

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:25pm On Nov 30, 2017
The first barricade, I was lucky to pass through the first one, I am just waiting for the doors to be opened again

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:20pm On Nov 30, 2017
The crowd filled the entire shoprite that it's doors has to be shut to customers and also there was another barricade of trolleys stopping more customers from entering, I was scared there might be a stampede but thankfully none happened during my brief visit, I stood for like 20 minutes before they doors were opened again, see mad rush grin

Events / Re: My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:13pm On Nov 30, 2017
I was taken aback by the surge of crowd, I wasn't expecting this because of the location and I am sure the staffs too didn't expect it either

Events / My Experience At The Grand Opening Of Shoprite Novare Gateway Mall Abuja *pics* by Alert(f): 11:01pm On Nov 30, 2017
There has been so much buzz about the opening of the 24th shoprite outlet in Nigeria and this one happens to be located along the airport road, Abuja.

I always pass there on my way home and I have watched with keen interest how fast the structure was raised and to my pleasant surprise the opening happens to be today 30th November, 2017. I promised myself I won't miss it as I have never witnessed first hand any of shoprite opening in Abuja, (I think this should be their fourth outlet in Abuja, I am not sure, I know of Apo, Jabi mall and silverbird ) undecided

I was taken aback by the massive crowd, starting from the car entrance, so much cars parked everywhere., I was scared that the parking lot was already filled but not so, as we were directed inside to park properly. I guess people abandoned their cars for fear of getting space to park.


***Mods, I don't know if this is in the right thread, kindly move it in case I am wrong wink

Food / Re: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by Alert(f): 9:23pm On Aug 28, 2017
YAM
Romance / Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by Alert(f): 11:07am On Aug 21, 2017
Hmmmmm!!!! Please don't try it, something will definitely happen, talking from experience.
Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is Seun Osewa Birthday...let's Show Him Love (post Your Greetings) by Alert(f): 1:10pm On Jul 17, 2017
Happy birthday Seun the great man smiley
Travel / Re: My First Time Outside Nigeria by Alert(f): 6:20pm On Jul 06, 2017
Another nice one from you @ naijasinglegirl, I admire your writing skills always having a dash humour, at unexpected places.

Please I sent you a mail since May 14th, no reply from you yet. I would appreciate if you can do that, except you have a policy on that.

Thanks smiley
Investment / Re: Why Swiss Golden Nigeria Is Unrealistic And A Waste Of Money And Time. by Alert(f): 8:30pm On Jun 11, 2017
Toks2008:
Well many people may not know but I am an E-commerce consultant and my job is to scrutinize businesses that are online oriented and tell people which is a sustainable one or not and just as I warned about MMM as not sustainable about a year ago, I am coming out this time to state the red flags in swiss golden Nigeria.

I will not bore you with stories and I wouldn't be writing this today if the admin of a certain wattsup group with number +234 706 258 5988 did not evict me simply because according to him,I am spoiling his business (whatever that means) but all I did was simply professional trying to point out the red flags in the business when he ought to be simply professional by explaining to me.

Now get this clear, I believe in network marketing and I am not calling swizz golden a scam but what I am simply pointing out is that the earning structure is very faulty,unrealistic and unstainable.

Now the business module insists that you MUST refer 2 people and in fact you will not progress if a cycle is not complete and it takes 7 people(You inclusive) to cycle and according to the structure, once you earn, you start another cycle with your downlines following you if they also cycle and this goes on and on and on.....but what many fail to understand is that for this to happen,everyone who registers MUST sign up 2 people meaning the matrix must be filled up for the system to be sustained...in other words, the downlines structure must be in this format. ..

You
2 downlines
4 downlines
One cycle

Now for your two downlines to cycle there will be need for continuity meaning

Your 2 downlines
4 downlines
8 downlines
your 2 downlines achieves a cycle

your 4 downlines of your immediate 2 will need

4 downlines
16 downlines
32 downlines
the 4 downlines above cycles.

Now here is the glitch....for you to make a second cycle,you will not be needing just 7 people but

you
2
people
4
8
16
32


Meaning you will need 64 people to register under you.

Now it is not the 62 that is the problem but the fact that everyone MUST sign up 2 people who MUST sign up another 2 in other to sustain the business.

Invariably it means the business must have an arithmetic progression of a multiple of 2...

2
4
8
16
32
64
128
256
512
1024
and on and on....

In my years as a consultant,I have never seen a matrix filled up meaning there is no way that arithmetic progression can be achieved which simply means the earning structure only gives room for the early starters which is also a red flag.

Some will say team work will ensure you get 2 downlines but no team work can sustain the matrix at a stage when it becomes so large.

I do believe that if the Admin of swizz golden Nigeria can go back to the drawing board and bring out a sustainable earning structure, the business might just stand the test of time.

A good earning structure of any network must not favor early starters but hard workers and must give room for participants to earn even if they only refer on person.

I want intelligent contributors to prove me wrong.

Thanks


Nice write up, please can scrutinize longrich for me

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Thank You Nairaland! I Got A Job by Alert(f): 8:38pm On Jun 08, 2017
Congrats bro and kudos to seun
Politics / Re: Swapped Boko Haram Commander Threatens To Bomb Abuja In New Video by Alert(f): 1:21pm On May 13, 2017
GodIsFoolish:


what's wrong with it?


I know you do not refer to God the Almighty, Creator of all that is in heaven and on earth , it must be your small god, pls change to a small letter 'g' so as not to confuse people.
Sports / Re: How Daily Mail Reported About Anthony Joshua In 2012 And In 2017 by Alert(f): 11:07pm On May 12, 2017
This got me laughing so hard grin The ease in which they changed got me wondering if it is one and the same Joshua cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Pictured With Fresh Jidenna by Alert(f): 10:23pm On May 10, 2017
Ralphlauren:
Jidenna. The "one hit wonder" and "white man" wannabe from eastern nigeria.

When is he going to stop applying "relaxer" on his hair and beards and sleeking his hair down with hair gel grin grin

It looks like he even rolls the hair with hair rollers for women and applies setting lotion and pink oil grin

When is he going to auto dyeing his hair oxblood or is it auburn ?

Why is he ashamed of his black hair/Afro. undecided


This is an example of pure undiluted 'beef' angry

Bros why na grin

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Family / Re: Advice Needed On Hw To Deal With My Spouse Family by Alert(f): 1:46pm On May 09, 2017
@ OP Please modify your post you copied and pasted it twice.

Please always use paragraphs to make your post easy to read.

Finally, don't let the suit stop you, ignore the uncle as it is not everyone in the family that is happy for your woman.
If you love her, suit is just a small obstacle, just work on how you would finance the list....that should be your focus since they have given you the list.

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Education / Re: My Life In India As A Nigerian Student (Thank God I Made It! Baba God Noni) by Alert(f): 11:40pm On Apr 30, 2017
Congrats! You Africans look younger than your Indian colleagues or is it the beards undecided

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Webmasters / Re: SEO For Begininers- How To Rank In Google by Alert(f): 1:52pm On Apr 24, 2017
Very good write up, I had to check out your blog.
Health / Re: Nairallanders,what Cream Is Best For Me? by Alert(f): 11:02pm On Apr 05, 2017
I am not a dermatologist but I will recommend Palmers cocoa butter

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Business / Re: Investing In People: Amid Economic Recession, UBA Promotes 3,000 Staff by Alert(f): 11:22pm On Apr 04, 2017
Wow! Congrats to the newly promoted staff
Romance / Re: Nigerian Tribes Disown Pablo Ayodeji A.k.a "Mr. #KeepTheChangeBruh" by Alert(f): 12:49pm On Mar 31, 2017
Dvicman:
No igbo boy will do this, 3800 na change to us biko. We hustle hard and ball hard. Lets give him to the aliens in space.




FTC.
I will not take all the glory for this FTC
I will keep the change for Seun

grin grin grin
Politics / Re: While We Were Busy Looking For Senator Dino Melaye’s Bachelor’s Degree by Alert(f): 2:04pm On Mar 30, 2017
Education in the long run doesn't make you who you are but it only propels you

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Celebrities / Re: Forbes Releases Top 10 Richest Men In Nigeria...little Changes Made by Alert(f): 2:00pm On Mar 30, 2017
I will soon make it to that list

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