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You don't have to show your stupidity here, you know?

elantraceey:
you'll have to learn those things on your own and they'll be a lot of opportunities to, don't miss out on them like I did.

Lolss.. I guess you were busy running after dicks

fatymore:
I sell bedsheets

and Do you know Outlook?

What's outlook? Can it increase the size of my banana?. That was the main reason fatimah my ex left me

1984och:
I suppose you're talking about the maths. They are not complicated except for the ones without diagrams. It would have been easier if the diagrams were there.
You can ask any other one

The average cost of 5 oranges and 4 guava is 36 naira. The
average cost of 7 oranges and 8 guava is 48 naira.
What is the total cost of 24 oranges and 24 guava?
A. 1044 naira
B. 2088 naira
C. 720 naira
D. 324 naira
E. 198 naira

There are ten teams in a basketball league. During the
season, each team plays the others five times. How
many games are played in the basketball league in
total?
A. 45 B. 125 C. 225 D. 450



A garrison of 3300 men has provisions for 32 days
when given at a rate of 850 grams per head. At the end
of 7 days reinforcement arrives and it was found that
now the provisions will last 8 days less when given at
the rate of 825 grams per head. How many more men
can it feed?
A. 1500 men
B. 1600 men
C. 1700 men
D. 1900 men
E. 2000 men
The correct answer

kingkakaone:
People will respect on you the level of respect u give yourself.
The more you value yourself, the more people will value you.

I dated a girl and she would call me that she's going out with a guy or going to study with her friend who is a boy all night. I would reply her that it's ok on all occasions until she told me she was hurt due to my replies. She wanted to make me jealous but it backfired on her that I don't actually have time for that.
She confessed that I am strange. She was doing those things to get me jealous but I didn't have time for that.
She asked me what if she was cheating on me I said I would know and I would end the relationship straight up without stress or second thoughts.

Whenever my mind is telling me to be careful about something, I always take it as a message and I hold it strong plus I believe in spiritual leading too.

These were the exact date words she said; "I love you more because you stand for what you believe and because you know what you want".

At bolded, that's exactly what harddon used to emphasize

Harddon was one of the best minds I've met on here

Amatarasha:
Bleep u alert isnt fair ,ar u nt reading it already?
Dairykidd great story of a young lady killing politicians like Buhari ,and great men

Lols....I hate book.My head is only filled with the tought of breast and booties

fatymore:
Stopeet..

Lols. God morning dear

aanuoluwami14:
he knows how to have sex but he is jobless, one of those nairaland lazy pickin

Aaaaaaaarghhhh. before you know it girls will start telling him he's broke and they cant date him. Money first, girls later

I'll suppose some smart dudes around here should start helping us post these questions on here,and solve it

Guys, I don't know but it seems I'm the only one having difficulty with solving some of the NNPC's past questions. Are those questions really meant for job test or they're just some series of inconsequential gibberish solely aim to dab tension in us and make us loss focus? What I'm saying is they seem complicated.

dairykidd:
Not a fan of modern Nigerian writers and not a fan of nollywood action ( they look like little kids playing roles) from the directing to the production its simply wack. I only watch Yoruba movies that have messages and nollywood comedies.

If u have seen a standard nollywood action pls mention me

She's still a kid and as such not a fan of film that requires a high brain capacity to comprehend...

pocohantas:
To the best of my knowledge, the only reason she is trying to get back is because of the way you took the breakup. You took it cool and that is very painful.

She is coming back for 2 reasons, to break the heart very well or to use you.

I had one like that, I can remember saying okay and wishing him well. Didn't even have strength to talk too much, plus I saw it coming. Later he came back and the using started. He always had one thing he wanted me to support him in. I was foolishly trying to be that ex-gf who holds no grudges and can always turn up. Took me sometime to understand what was happening and na my bro even open my eyes. Now, we no be enemies but boundaries dey.

She got angry when you didn't try to beg her not to go. That action of yours showed to her that she's not really in control of your heart. Had it been you tried to prevent her from going, she'll start using you emotionally, and of course she'll still go. Your many texts and calls of begging her make her feel important that she's still desirable. thats the psychology of girls. She want to come back to confirm what it is exactly that made you act that way, is it that you are not feeling her enough, she's not beautiful enough?or that u're a psychologically tormented nerd who feels nothing. Listen....when she comes back, accept her but zero your ,mind on her. one thinh she wanna achieve is to completely shatter your heart and drain yu of oxygen so you cam always come to her. she'll have you as pet.But when you zero your mind on her, she'll fail....and who lose??

kingkakaone:
That's actually my own case; 'I don't Care's.

My neighbor was to celebrate her daughter's one year birthday on 25th but shifted it to 4th of this month. I told her I wasn't going to be around but she thought I would change my personality for her due to my closeness to her family. On the day I wasn't around, I went to spend the weekend with a friend of mine at Peter Odili Road here in PH who's been complaining for months about only him coming to spend weekends at my side.

On Monday my neighbor saw me and was angry but I didn't even look at her face.
She later came and said; "Ogaga I Dy vex for you o", I asked her why and she said her daughter's birthday I wasn't there. I asked her this question; " what would my presence have changed or added to the celebration of a kid"? She got angry and left. I just took the gift I bought for the baby to her and left her to be.

After some days she asked why I don't understand when people are angry with, I told her whoever is angry with me and fails to tell me is his/her cup of tea.

My boss actually prefer me when it comes to handling tough issues to my colleagues because he knows I can handle issues without saying nothing no !matter how tough or under pressure I am in.

Let me tell one thing that shocked my boss one day. He called after I've closed to come back and attend to something in the office and I told him I can't because I'm on another thing now but that I would attend to it when I resume in the morning.
One of my colleague with me said I should have come but I told him that if I do that he will try it next time and increase my closing time from 2pm to 3 or 4pm.

I don't even resume office before my resumption time self. I resume by 9am but if they call me before that time I will tell them to wait till my official time.

If I go earlier than my time they will tell me to start resuming by 8am which is possible in Nigeria here.

My summary is this: I don't give out things or time I cannot afford to people. If I do anything, it is because I know if it backfires it won't be an issue to me.

I'm in pain right now.Why? I saw one stupid girl I care about like that hanging out with a guy who dont give a bleep about her. she used to tell me how uncaring and how bad this guy is. This guy will cheat and show it to her, she'll visit him and meet him cuddling another girl on his bed, and the funny thing is this girl is the one sponsoring everything cos the guy lost his job. Was confused why'd you keep going to the guy who don't care about you, and then come back to me for nice words and solace? That was when I knew being nice to people doesnt make them nice to you. If you're nice, be nice with the hope thhat God will reward yu. But still I am yet to muster courage and show her that I dont care anymore. she really weak me and have my button. Emotion is a bastard... Today is sunday now, the thought that this girl is still with that guy smashing her is killing me as I'm typing this. Arrrrrghhhh

HigherEd:
Now you are no longer talking like an academic. Researchgate is a compilation of research work done since a university was founded. The oldest private university in Nigeria was founded in 1999. The oldest public was founded in 1945. How would you actually compare the two systems and think public universities wouldn't rank higher?

Regarding academics it is still a matter of normalization. 32 departments in CU producing 3 high rated academics is equal to 100 departments in UI producing 10 high rated academics.

1945. It became a full fledged University in 1948. University of Ibadan. Are you a lecturer? You seem vast about academic stuffs

kingkakaone:
This one is even small self.
I hardly call and I don't talk much when they call.

One girl gave me a fake number after church one weekly service and the number never went through from Wednesday till Friday when I wanted to ask her about her job cause she designs web, I figured that she acted like those low IQ ladies who think every guy who collect their number is out for a relationship. I didn't bother, I gave the job to a guy who connected with me a day later.
I asked her in church why the number wasn't connecting and she said I should bring my phone for her to type the real one on it, I asked her; "does it really matter anymore"? She was surprised. I told her I wasn't angry but I can't be close to someone with such skewed mindset.

Till today she always peep me in church and when they close she will just walk through my path and expect me to call her but my only thing is how are u and then walk off.

"Gay"? They've called me names worse than that.

Someone called me a freak because I told her I can't even remember she exist, which is true.

.I've followed you,please ahbeg follow back. Need somone like you . This is bad mind control strategy. you must've studied women's mind so well.I need no magic to tell me this kindda approach can endearnot only girls but men of high calibres to you. This is the real ' I give no Bleep attitude'



FOLLOW BACK BRO

Optimist88:
I'm not! Just fortunate and that was 2013, I think they posted there 'cos I studied geology!

That school ehhhn....... Very baaaaaad. I once had a girlfriend who schooled there. She drink like horse.I dumped her

daddytime:
Okay young man I'm that Uncle you thought was old school and couldn't be on a forum like this...

Now listen up and listen up real good..

How about we start off by you first returning the job I helped you with including every penny of salaries and allowances till date before we now proceed to the second most important of all and that is...

Get a calculator and start calculating the number of times you bleeped my dear niece...include the times you came and never did. When you have a figure I'll tell you what amount to multiply it by...

So you think you would use us all and sell my niece a dummy hope. ..you must be joking my friend...

You two die here....

Daddy don vex

Actuarydeji:
You're an ingrate! When you're showing wrong feelings for their daughter, they thought their daughter has seen a responsible guy and that's why they invested on you. Men usually depicts their real character once they have good source of income. Malu like you, you better marry her now before Sango fire you

Why do yu use to type out of senses,.? Why

VeeVeeMyLuv:
vc said one male student was caught doing it with two female students in a lecture hall.

Na that part you go see. idiot boy

Optimist88:
BRO, I served in that school and I can tell you most of their ladies are sex objects! Both male and female have a rented apartment in town just for sexual escapades! They leave the school on weekends to those apartments with their partners in crime. In fact when you see their girls as a guy, you will surely feel a strong thing down there! Always in every joints and hostels in OYO town. That school doesn't represent a Christian school but thank God for this new VC.

Are you a first class graduate? Or you worked your posting to ACU?

HigherEd:
There is more academic integrity in the average private university than the average state uni.

Now there is more academic integrity in all faith based universities than all federal and state universities in Nigeria. Schools like Bowen, Covenant, Al hikmah, etc

Academic integrity goes in the following ways
1) Never Inflate grades of students
2) Never Deflate grades of students
3) Never receive sex or money for awarding marks

And when you go down to it public schools are the biggest offenders...

You must be a very bright and intellectually sound while you were in school.

I've followed you, reciprocate the gesture

Amatarasha:
white

I will eat my friends food,
later at night i wl cook my stew

Very good. Why haven't you reply my DM dear?

fatymore:
See you....come and beat me now

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I'd have, if yu are here with me. You remember the saying only a weak man beat a woman? I just notice that saying is a myth. I'll beat you and your weak ass boyfriend will still have to beg and pad my shoulder for beating u

elonize:
u r very wicked, y u nor gimj one

lols. focus on ur book first

1StopRudeness:
Okay...mayb u are right to be inlove with the Bobbi and back...good luck to u man

Thanks brother. I need a good girl. how can I get one. nt all these naira land feminists

fatymore:
you are crazy..lol


I am serving corp member in Lagos....presently.

Lol.....you get liver. you can't look straight into my eyes in reality and tell me dis .but I forgive u

1StopRudeness:
Are u sure u are inlove with personality or u are inlove with sexuall experience that her body delivers??...time will open ur eyes oooo...u know those things are temporary right??

Lols at bolded..So it is fine face that is not temporary and short lived?

Amatarasha:
enter google type tarasha coolval stories

Dnt be silly

Thanks, sweetheart

Amatarasha:
mtchew ,am hungry pls ...am cooking rice when i dont have energy to cook stew

Lols.. Jollof or white rice

Bucajunior:
Then her husband should do the needful,he should be film ontop his bike saying no be bike,i go ride tire.then i believe if the video eventually goes viral nigerians will nw be beging him to select his choice of jeep.wisdom in display.

You are a bad boi. Ah swear

encryptjay:
Okay, just saw your location on your profile.
Yes, I'm computer literate.

Yea. Let's roll. I have some projects at hand

1StopRudeness:
U actually really really love her.....and u see her as not good looking??
As u actually see her as ugly??

I'm not understanding

She lacks fine face. But bro, she get breast..... I mean breast..........and bossom I can die for. I still long to rest my big headon those two orange of hers