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You ever heard about penile fracture, I don't think that's exactly your case but shit do happens, if your dick still standing and no bruise, you will get better but refrain from sexual activity for now make you no go get bent Dickson

Lol, we are yet to know if rat carry the virus but be careful with animals

DenreleDave:
Are you a gay? Can't u see that I am a guy like with two balls..


Gay Alert ooooo

How I'm I to know when your profile says female lol, anyway I'm no gay oo,

DenreleDave:
Did mine since 2015 Dec... No pekem till now.


Obiano and kerosene sharing governor has embezzled the whole money for national ID card to build anambra.....



Mind you, I am from Enugu, deep Enugu girl okay... So I know what am saying




I am more igbotic than u.. So don't claim igbo and say I am wrong

Meanwhile we have been running into each other lately on nairaland, are you in Enugu currently, let's meet up before Coronavirus finish up everyone, I'm a good candidate to spend these trying times with especially if it like what we used to see in Hollywood movies those end of the word kind of thing, seriously I'm a good candidate for spending the last days around. You won't regret landing on earth with me around, let's hookup if you're single, have time, well really you will have time in the coming days

Phenomenal16:
Pls I don't know if am not lucky in rlships......
Sometimes we luv ppl who don't luv us.....or who don't av our interest at heart.... I don't like long distance rlships..soni decided to give this one a trial.
For like days getting to a week,,,,he haven't called.. Even though we r having a church program... But he isn't the general overseer... But dedicated ooo
I wonder y he haven't called for sometime now.....the last time we talked was on Sunday.....
Unlike bf,,,,and I truly likes him a lot.
Can that be a red flag....m patiently waiting for him to call me....
On a second tot ..but no matter how busy u r for days u shld av called ....
What's ur take on this?
I feel am not lucky in rlships.... May be I shld take a break.

Babe please I'm interested in you

Auxtin85:
From your comment e clear say you be from terroripst region of the peaceful religion

No ooo I'm not from that region, I am not even from the sophisticated region, I'm proudly from the developer region

DenreleDave:
Not u oo, but ur brain needs to be quarantine... Seems u av brain corona...

Lol but you now, only you your location na, Lagos, USA and Canada, 14 days quarantine for each location and you will pass Easter oo

SpyAC:
Pls how is Enugu and environment, planning to relocate to Enugu

If you are relocating from Lagos Enugu is cool, If you are relocating from Abuja Enugu is calm, if you are relocating from Anambra Enugu is classy, if you are Relocating from Imo Enugu is bright, if you are relocating from Jos our weather is not that hash but Enugu is peaceful, if you are relocating from other South West state aside Lagos Enugu is unusual, if you are relocating from Kano, Enugu is small, if you are relocating from PH or other South South state, nothing in Enugu will surprise you, if you are relocating from Ebonyi, welcome home, if you are relocating from Abia, Enugu is neat, if you are relocating from the North East, Enugu is relaxing if you are coming from Bauchi, our hills can make you feel your platues, if you are coming from North Central you can feel at home,
Rent is affordable depending on area,
1 room apartment #70K
1 bedroom self contained #120K
2 bedroom flat #250K
3 bedroom flat 350k

Traffic congestion (go slow) not always an issue.
Food (if you can't cook there are mama put at most coner) a plate goes between 200 (Mama Nkechi beans and plantain, you will love it) to 1k (at open sharaton and Nntachi osa)
Business, our governor is a little crazy and capital territory guy is even crazier he had been demolishing shops here and there and relocating businesses so before you come check out the new location of your business of interest.

Nighy life and fun is in full mode, there are also available pretty women and men.

Bonus: Enugu girls won't chop you money if you keep body like say you no get money but the moment you start forming your account will be red in a little while

So it already morning and I couldn't sleep over the night but I'm happy and I'm going over the balcony to take a deep breath and smile to myself that Enugu may be free of Coronavirus for now, that's believing the news of the suspect's test results, so I'm just going to stay in the balcony and say "Good morning my Neighbors" just as in coming to America

Auxtin85:
My guy I be Naija, that man na bad luck to that country. His aboki brothers are busy sponsoring useless bills

Oh Brotherly, Which Naija version you be Afonja or Igbo,
Skull Minner or Drug Dealer
*Fonja or Fl*Tino
Wailer or Zombie
Potopoto Republic or Brownroof republic
Because from your comment you no be Aboki

Auxtin85:
You can’t compare him to Mr. Integrity bro, South Africa president has addressed the nation on the outbreak.

Meanwhile Buhari is yet to address Nigerians on the disease, he has learned to stay in Nigeria since the outbreak.

Soon he will start condoling with America, Asia, and Europe. #worldmostcluelesspresident

Guy mind yourself oo if you no be Naija, that we insult our president does not mean you should unless you be Naija ehe you can but na small, God knows why he put him there so whether lifeless or not he is being used for a greater Nigeria but ordinary eyes won't see it

Ladylite:
You are just bored. If you have data why not go to YouTube and watch something very interesting. Or type SLEEP MUSIC. Switch off the lights and just listen.... You will sleep like a baby.

If your problem is chronic insomnia then get SLEEP TEA. And you will sleep better.

I have data, had to sub for MTN night plan, I watched lots of videos, not just on YouTube, it just feels for me like it a hot day and Micheal Jackson is performing in my room, how can I sleep, think is boredom, this one pass boredom oo, well I had never tried sleep music though maybe I will have to try it, about the sleep tea, how and where do I get it, hope it not the one I will take and not wake up again, I still wan see if mankind later win the war against Corona oo because now the game is Corona 99: Mankind -9

tolugar:
Are you still up??

I only sleep in church these days

The Devil is planning your promotion, lol church of all places, I had not felt sleepy since 2014, each time I have to fight for sleep, some situation are just terrible

Auxtin85:
Been awake all night thinking of what the next few days will be like in SA. The world is sick

Next time contest for SA president, I bet even your president is not keeping sleepless night because of Your country

I even logged out to try sleeping, but sleep no come, I just came online now and see people who have reasonable reason why they up, lol I'm sick but I'm laughing at least now I know I'm not alone

cardoso514:
The Lord gives sleep to His beloved.
Whatever it is that is bothering you is not important,relax your mind
Talk personally to God and sleep will come

Okay, let me try, I been closing my eyes since and the sleep don't even come close, I just wish I can feel a little peace and sleep that will be a relief from all the dark waves of thought in my mind, thanks for the concern, let me logoff and try again

I been depressed for long, been in bed since 9:30 trying to sleep, any one out there and awake who could call please.

Feels good to know I'm not the only one not sleeping,

Resivim:
Oosh...

Eventhough I'm not able to trace the cause or get the idea or source of your case, I will rather advise you to learn how to observe your thoughts. You're not your thought only if you learn how to create self awareness! when any negative thought comes around. The issue is also that, you're trying to justify every form of circumstance that might have come your way in your head, just in your head...
this is what is termed OVER ANALYSING.

Learn to ignore any negative thought that comes your way and watch it fade away like air, the more you resist negative thoughts, the more persistent they become.

Try exercising a bit more, spend time outside your comfort zone.

You might want to meet a counselor or read relevant books.

I may really need to see a councillor and more work out, as for reading I'm trying to cut down on that, been an avid reader since I was 9, that had given me lots of exposure and answers to most things and this time around, I'm having a hyper awareness and knowledge of nagative things, so if I read about probability of being hit by a lightning, I'm definitely going to arrive at that finality that that one in a thousand or a million chance could be me and then my mind begin to embellish the reality of such

RandomVic:
I can relate. It's a phase, it'll pass.

I just pray it is a phase and will some be a part of the past

2kaybiel:
Have you seen anyone committing suicide?


But I certainly believe you have heard people committing suicide.

I have heard not seen them on the act really

Many times we'd seen this person or the other person commit suicide, we wonder what made them do that, we look at their life, there is no logical reason to why they do that.

For the religious ones, they begin to qoute passages about the discomfort of the after life for those who took their own lives, about the punishment thereafter, about the denial of heaven (paradise) and how much the suicidee didn't look at friends and family or more.

For me I'm 25, I had seen life, I had seen love and hate alike, I may not have suffered the way most people had because I came from a little comfortable home and I had most basic necessities, despite that, as a footballer who had been the man of the match in many competitive goalless match, footballers may understand what it feels like to play for that extra 30 minutes in a struggle filled match where all hope is on you, that to me is the closest idea of conventional suffering.

The rest of the suffering are psychological emotional, spiritual and emotional, in short I had been hit by a major depression, the type that have made my mind consumed in a dark mode, to me the world is generally an unsafe place.

People don't understand me and my family have gotten used to me spending so much time in my room unchecked, initially I red a lot and spent lot of time on the computer creating models so my family thinks I'm still same person consumed in my tech and knowledge enthusiasm but I have lost myself along the line.

Apart from real depression i have had another very limiting factor one that makes me believe that my next step is the last, thought like your travelling out the country is just a waste of time, why go at all if you will be sent back in body bag, I'm 25 and can't drive while there are cars around because one such fear will be like the moment you hit that key on that car, your death blood will stain the airbag, lots of these things.

Most night I can't sleep and I will be left to be feast on by these damaging thoughts and psychological situations most nights during this whole horrible night, the best thought would be why not put an end to all these, sometimes I'm rescued by sleep most times I'm left alone in the middle of these whole horror.

But the pain of being depressed by the thought of possibly being sick is bigger than the actual sickness, the pain of being consumed by the shadow of death maybe higher than the actual death maybe also that 1 hour that everyone will use to remember you after your death will make up for all the time they assumed you are okay.

As for the after life, God who can see everything can see the horror of my life, I'm not that brave nor strong, but one thing that kept me alive so far is because, I don't want my mum to burry me and maybe i will one day get tough and stand through grace or succumb to nature's way when nature stop manipulating my mind and bring on the actual deal.

I know I'm sick but on my normal days I'm one guy you would really want to be around

Sammy07:
BTW, the poultry business you talked about is actually true.
Where I worked b4(years ago) , Igbos used to come there to buy fowls...

And also, land is very costly in SE..
At least here, there are some places I can buy land as low as 150k - 170k per plot..

I'm sure land is costly in the east..

The two pics below is one of the places where I've worked b4(years ago) .
Those Igbos usually come here to pack birds


Last two pics are processing (where fowls are butchered...
Another farm where I've worked b4


In essence, cost of setting up business in the east is higher than the west.

If land is really going to be in the question, Land is really costly here, the least price of land in Enugu is #500,000 and those cheap land are community land, you will buy it from individual but when you go to erect structures there the community people will tell you it is community land, while the person who sold it to you is the owner, he can't sell community land so for you to get reliable land here, you have to know your way around and the sellable lands are costly like 3 million and above but you can get lease but land generally is scarce here

Sammy07:
Lol, Shey the rate at which you guys hate Yorubas... Una say we should come and invest

Leave the hate for politian an average Igbo person don't hate a Yoruba, so is an average Yoruba, I think the hate is even more of a mob action my best teacher friends in secondary school were Yorubas like Aunty Yetunde, Auntie Babafemi Oluwatoyen, Oluwatosin, Ade Shekoni, Uncle Gbenga, these guys helped shape the man I am, even that Igbo guy that calls tinubu names on nairaland admire him in reality same as the Yoruba man that calls out other prominent Igbos, the hate we exhibit mainly is more of a political machinism that's why we have to look beyond

Wiseandtrue:
So why do I smell a political undertone in this post

Very soon you will start seeing Yoruba/Igbo should form political alliance post everywhere

This is not politically motivated but born out a real desire to see more of my country men around especially the Yoruba in a country there is division of enterprise, the Hausa/Fulanis have their place like the currency market, livestock especially cow, goat etc but in the Yoruba part there had been a vacuum in the east for example the poultry businesses which am well into we get our day old chicks and turkey from Ibadan we pay 11 naira to transport each chicken from Ibadan to Enugu, this day old poultry business is dominated by yorubas so why can't they set up some part of this facility in the east, sometimes the birds suffer mortality in the long journey, we here in the east just want our chicken we really don't have interest in the hatchery, why can't they come here so that we can all have higher production, there are many sectors like the batic cloth production the Yoruba and Hausa should come here, and see their area of expertise is still very much untapped

I was born in Enugu state and I had been living in Enugu city since 2001 but in all these years I had never seen a Yoruba or Hausa doing an established business in Enugu, although I usually see Hausa people selling small scale provision store in front of their gate house or fixing shues and clothes. Also the Yoruba women also dominate the traditional religious items sold in Mgbemenne market.

The very few places you will usually feel an Hausa presence are in government establishment like customs, Immigration, Army, etc with relatively few Yoruba and even in these government ministries, their numbers are just too few though the Hausa/Fulanis head most of these ministries, their numbers are just too few and most of the time these ministries are in secluded areas with inministry housing so they are carefully isolated from the Igbo public.

I had become friends with a few Hausa as my sister run a poultry farm where she hirer people from the minority Hausa speaking group up North so they teach me Hausa and I never let go of any opportunity to see an Hausa man just to tell him (Yaya Kake) and really they feel at home when I just finish the few Hausa I know and burst out laughing saying "I no hear again" they will reply "walai you dey here am small small quo" we laugh.

I had also had encounter with the Fulanis since those northern boys working in the farm can speak Hausa those Fulani catle rearers usually come around to give them cow milk, so atimes I would have some fun talking with the Fulanis which the other do their things with the milk so I had opportunity the other time with this cool fulani herder he is about my age so I asked him how much a little cow cost he said very small one #10,000, not too small #20,000 the big one #100,000 but they only sell big ones not the small ones. For me seeing herdsmen are just once in a while as they are mostly in the bush.

So I had been looking forward to one day seeing an established and settled Hausa or Yoruba as I believe that it will be easier to get to really be friends with a settled ones, because something about the Hausas that had been working in the farm, they don't like staying in one place for long,
They will just wake up one morning and say "Kano" as they fondly call me or "OJ" (my name is Ogechukwu but I think they have issue pronouncing it) "tell madam I go commot I don get security job" so once they collect their sallary they will be gone.

So I kept believing one day I will meet a settled Hausa or Yoruba then the fateful day came we were going to supply our processed Turkey and needed ice block to keep it from spoilage as we supply to ShopRite in Onitsha which is far from Enugu so when I got to the place we get the Ice block, a lady of about 50 years asked me in Igbo "Nke Ego ole ka ichoro" (how much own do you want) I looked up at her, her intonation and I asked her mummy are you Yoruba.

She smiled and said she's Igbo and I said but your Igbo have some Yoruba tone she now told me, Oya speak Yoruba let me see how yours will sound, we laughed she later told me she is Yoruba but had been living here possibly before I was born. As we are still there some two Army officers came around to greet her, after she gave her workers direction to give me the ice block and give me 20 ice blocks as extra she later drove off with her Toyota Hilux.

I was later discussing with my sister that I had never seen an Hausa or Yoruba own a real big time investment here aside the woman she told me the lady is really a big hit as she owns a chain of the ice block business in Enugu, I was really thrilled because before then I had never seen a house or complex business owned by Hausa or Yoruba here and I really wish there were more of them, especially the good ones that will give me extra ice block and good treatment like the lady and the rest of the Hausas that teach me and treat me good

Evercurious:
Since he is smart enough, he should just take some few years to get the minimum qualification. Then contest

So you mean if Bill Gates got interest in politics he should first go spend four years to get a degree, damn see condition should only require badic certificate and a proof of intelligence, leadership is not about years in college, unless they want to scheme the majority out of influence this bill won't reflect any serious achievement, thus country been destroyed by the educated few from onset

This is stupid bill so if bill gate or Zuckerberg were Nigerians they can't be presidency

Phenomenal16:
..Shakespeare

Babe please let's take this home, at least let's get to know, despite that this is online, I get a little nervous in public, I may outstretch my confidence easily and give up, not like I'm not a fighter or that I give up easily but the road is not clear from here, if you be the guide star, I will follow your lead, I'm genuinely interested in you. I will email you, but if you have no access to your mail now, you may recommend an alternative means of reaching you.

okpalaAnambra:
Use Ikeja and not Lagos...Lagos is a state

Wetin be okeja, abeg keep it at Lagos, Lagos is a city, a state, an economy on it's just like London or New York. Ikeja just much like a small quarter, ikeja by itself does not qualify as a city,

Phenomenal16:
.....odimma
Catch it or trash it.
U r full of yourself



Bye

Forgive my choice of words for I was only trying a line of brutal display of confidence masculinity as has become the norm of the very experiment by which we seem both interested in, but I implore you oh young lady that instead of making my gesture a public show as with this forum, I hereby make the move to be sheltered in the comfort of your privacy, by way of a direct message or phone call if you find me worthy of a chance because contrary to the impression I may have given you here, I'm really a sweet, caring and loving gentleman of which you will find interesting, inspiring and fun to be with.