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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Law Student Jumps To Her Death During A Show by alexiej(m): 7:08am On May 04, 2017
She could have been high on drugs, and that "dangerous position" she jumped from would have looked like normal staircase to her.

She could have decided to commit suicide, and she chose to dance hard and enjoy her last moment.

She could have been murdered, and noone really saw the person who pushed her.

I guess I'm really saying, we may never know what happened to her.

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Celebrities / Re: AY Reacts To Osinbajo's Recent Joke by alexiej(m): 7:07pm On May 02, 2017
I love the VP. His brain is there! He definitely wouldn't have said "Senegal!"

By the way, I don't really think AY is a funny comedian. My thoughts tho

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Politics / Re: Social Media Is Frustrating My Job- Lai Mohammed by alexiej(m): 4:04pm On Apr 27, 2017
That's a very silly statement. Was it not the same social media that helped his administration to get in?

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Business / Re: Dangote Sells Dangote-noodles To Indomie by alexiej(m): 11:07am On Apr 21, 2017
lofty900:
you mean chikki
Lol. Yh
Business / Re: Dangote Sells Dangote-noodles To Indomie by alexiej(m): 6:51am On Apr 21, 2017
lofty900:
After the price of indomie skyrocketed, everyone switched to dangote noodles now the man has disappointed the masses undecided

There are still so many alternatives jare.. Honeywell, Chicky (or what's the spelling sef), etc
Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Visits Akwa Ibom Young Engineers In Turkey (Photos) by alexiej(m): 1:04pm On Apr 20, 2017
"Check Out Governor Udom's Outfit As He Visits Akwa
Ibom Young Engineers In Turkey"

Where is the outfit, pls? Some annoying things on nairaland sef.

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Family / Re: Unemployed Man Welcomes Quintuplets In Abuja (Photos) by alexiej(m): 12:59pm On Apr 20, 2017
Icon4s:


When he was knacking the Akpako did he solicit the support of the Government, well-meaning Nigerians and philanthropists.

Carry your crosses o. Buhari already has too many thing to worry about

I know u tried to make a joke, but... Seriously?? undecided undecided

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Jogging & Exercising In South Africa (Photos) by alexiej(m): 12:27pm On Apr 20, 2017
sarrki:


So speaking against fraudulent pastors makes me a non Christian?

If am older than you

I know christ before you

Baba! If u really knew Christ, you wouldn't even think about saying all these things ure saying.


PS: I'm sure you'll have this mixed up, so let me make the distinction. I'm not contending that u may be a christian, or that u go to church, or you're even a pastor. What I'm saying is, if YOU KNOW CHRIST, you wouldn't make those comments you made.

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Education / Re: Before You Jump On The Plane To Study Abroad, What You Should Know by alexiej(m): 12:15pm On Apr 20, 2017
vaxx:
NO full blown scholarship unless you have a upper distintion that far exceed the normal academic requirement for a program.

scholarship can be partial or 70percent of a fees and at times you are made to work while your salary will be used for school fees.

program that are always available for scholarship are most at times design program that is set aside to sult goverment interest and might likely not be of benefit in the long run.athough there is exception.

i doubt any school will offer LLM OR MBA for free. this program is a selling point of many university.

Hmmm.
Thank you
Education / Re: Before You Jump On The Plane To Study Abroad, What You Should Know by alexiej(m): 10:32am On Apr 20, 2017
vaxx:
1 contact the country embassey where the university is located. ask them relevant questions ? at times the embassey may request for an official letter for that purpose and a little amount of cash. pls do it .it worth it.

2 consult ministry of education in abuja . at times school may be accredited in her country but unfit for nigeria education standard. mary abacha uni in niger is a typical example. this might also cost you. do it. it is better

3 ensure the institution program is accredited by relevant authourity where the school is located. make the use of website to checj on agency responsible for validating schools programs. eg in the germany FIBAA is the only responsible agent to vaiidate business course.

lastly. make sure , you document are valid (i.e)waec ,passport and other traveling document are intact and free of fraud. this might be an obstacle for you to proceed into nysc after you complet your degree if there isa little suspect of fraud, ASK ME ANY QUESTION ABOUT STUDY ABROAD

Pls do you know of any university in the US or Europe that gives FULL scholarship to international students for masters in law (LLM) or MBA or any related post graduate degree?

I've seen a couple of offers online, but I've not really seen one that gives FULL scholarship.

PS: my first degree result wasn't extraordinary, just a normal second class upper.
Religion / Re: Ex-Pope Benedict XVI Celebrates 90th Birthday With Beer (Photos) by alexiej(m): 7:50am On Apr 19, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
If the amount of looting and plundering being done by our politicians didn't make you lose hope for Nigeria, I believe your brain isn't wired properly.


See? You did it again. Just keep quiet.....
Phones / Re: Lets Talk About: Samsung Galaxy S8 Pre-orders Reach 1 Million, And Still Countin by alexiej(m): 7:31am On Apr 19, 2017
undecided undecided

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Religion / Re: Ex-Pope Benedict XVI Celebrates 90th Birthday With Beer (Photos) by alexiej(m): 7:28am On Apr 19, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
You only live once! Ride on papa! May be one day, before you're called by God, you'll get laid and release all those years of accumulated semen into a well endowed lass. grin

It's this kind of comment that makes me lose hope in Nigeria. I hope you become wise one day, but until then, just try to keep quiet, ehn... Biko
Religion / Re: Ex-Pope Benedict XVI Celebrates 90th Birthday With Beer (Photos) by alexiej(m): 7:22am On Apr 19, 2017
ChetaNwaeze:
I remember Nnamdi Kanu once told we Igbos that Roman Catholicism is a foreign and idolatrous religion. Mazi Nnamdi Kanu told us that when we eventually get Biafra, christianity will be abolished in Igboland. Chukwu Okike Abiama will be the god we Igbos will worship.
I am just happy that Prophet Kanu's words as regards the restoration of Biafra is finally being fufilled. We Igbos are going back to Biafra. All Igbos must be chased back to Igboland.

Pls, what the hell is the point of this nonsense you wrote?

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Romance / Re: What Getting Married As A Virgin Does Not Guarantee by alexiej(m): 7:16am On Apr 19, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
What non_virgins say to make themselves feel better

I wish I could keep liking this comment over and over!!
Don't mind the op.
Religion / Re: Is The Crucifixion Not Synonymous To Human Sacrifice? by alexiej(m): 6:03pm On Apr 16, 2017
Adonis3:


Anyone who calls the "Death" of Jesus the "greatest" gift and sacrifice ever is only deceiving himself.


Oh yes, he was God's only son. But then, he allowed him to die knowing he had the power to raise him.

Doesn't seem like a sacrifice to me.





#Adonis3HasSpoken

Err.... He didn't just "allow himself to die", He allowed Himself to be beaten, no, to be brutalized, spat on and murdered with the worst possible kind of execution in Isreal.

Imagine if someone wanted to slap ur friend, and u chose to take the slap in his place, and that friend later says to other people "well, that guy didn't really make any sacrifice jare... Since he already knew he would only feel the pain for about 5 minutes and the pain would leave".......

How would u feel?
Education / Re: Police Brutalize Prof. Sunday Edeko Of Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma by alexiej(m): 9:34pm On Apr 14, 2017
Jabioro:
I was trying to compare it to, the real one not this light touches, but many has misquoted me for simple literal meaning ..i never supported such act.. to my dismayed, many could not read between the lines of expression

Okay, I get u. Maybe it's because many of us are angry with the Police for their frequent woes and failures and ur post seemed to joke about it.
No p sha
Education / Re: Police Brutalize Prof. Sunday Edeko Of Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma by alexiej(m): 6:46pm On Apr 14, 2017
Jabioro:
You call this brutalization.. When you see brute your grammar would seize..

What exactly is the point of ur post?
Properties / Re: Our Landlord Wants To Evict Us While Our Rent Is Still Running. Please Advise by alexiej(m): 6:29am On Apr 07, 2017
peacekante:
PLEASE I NEED ADVICE

Hello nairalanders,
Pardon my long write up

I write with so much pain and uncertainty of what will be in 3days time

The apartment i stay with my family was sold to a new landlord and ever since that building was sold, all the tenants in the apartment have been tormented by the new landlord. let me furnish the you with the history of what has transpired since the former landlord sold to the new landlord. On august 2017, news were flying that our compound has been sold to a new buyer. on hearing the news, we contacted the former landlord to know if it were true. the former landlord told us it was a lie that if we see anyone coming to claim the building, we should inform him. 2weeks later, the rumor turned out to be true. When we contacted the former landlord again, he admitted that the building have been sold but he will come with the buyer and introduce to the tenants.

Iimmediately we demanded that our receipt for payment be given to us cos he had not issued us receipt for payment and he refused. 2weeks passed and he did not come with the new buyer instead a 6months notice to quit the compound starting from November 2016 to April 2017 was pasted on the gate of the compound in October 29 by the lawyer of the new buyer.

After it was posted we responded by employ a lawyer. So the lawyer had to first meet the old landlord to issue us our receipt which he did 4days later. After which the lawyer file a case @ the magistrate court to restrain the new landlord from evicting us .

Note that in the compound, about 5 tenants are new tenants and their rent will run till the end of 2017 and early 2018. Also note that while the rumur was flying about the sale of the house, the former landlord collected rent from3 tenants.

While the case was on at the magistrate court the new land lord and the old landlord refuse to appear in court. fast forward to last month, Lagos state building agency came to our compound to paste a notice stating that the compound needs to be rehabilitated withing the next 21 days starting from march 22nd else they will take action.

Then on the 2nd of April, another notice from the same Agency giving us 7days to vacate the building for the new landlord's in ability to rehabilitate the building. After the seven days notice was pasted, our lawyer filed a case against the agency and also got an injunction against them from the magistrate court.

My fear now is if the agency or the new landlord will respect court order because the new landlord has been boasting that come rain come shine he must bring down the building and he has been threatening all the tenants with area boys cos they keep coming to the compound.

PLEASE HELP WITH MEANINGFUL ADVICE

I'm not sure what kind of injunction your lawyer got, but I'd advice that you get an interim injunction, owing to the fact that this is a matter of extreme urgency... If he still tries to evict you after that, he'll be guilty of contempt of court.

The interim injunction would last pending the court's determination of whether the landlord has the right to evict u. At least, that would buy u some time too.

I'm also not sure how active your lawyer is about this issue, but make sure he's someone that's concerned about your matter, and knows his job.
Career / Re: I Don't Like To Work With Any Of My Colleagues by alexiej(m): 9:56pm On Apr 06, 2017
gustalnov:
I know the problem might be with me. And I also know it could be because they are intimidated by someone younger. But I work with a set of colleagues at any one time, and I absolutely don't like to work with any of them.

It could also be because they are all Nigerians and they gossip so damn much. I'm Nigerian myself. However, I've not been raised that way. The gossip is one thing I don't understand though. Long hours of gossip.

Is there a better way I can work with them?

Damn, I really hate working with all of them. And if I can hate working with all 8 persons, shouldn't the problem be with me?

Loooooolllllll.... Trust me, I know how you feel. I have these roommates that are soooo different from me. They have one kind of lifestyle like that that's very terrible, and they feel it's the best. I used to feel like a fish out of water, like very out of place, until I realized that I wasn't here to live their own lives - I've got my own life to live.

So same advice to you yeah? Live your life! Forget what people say or how they react, or whether they gossip. It's petty people that always gossip about others. Don't conform or cave in because u want to be cool with them. It's not worth it.

Do your work so well that they would come to u for help, advise, etc. And be good to everyone, with sincere goodness.

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Celebrities / Re: Karen Igho Visits Bbnaija Housemates,Celebrates Birthday With Them(photos) by alexiej(m): 9:41pm On Apr 06, 2017
That's how these ones too are feeling like celeb o undecided
Crime / Re: Drunk Epileptic Dies On Church Premises by alexiej(m): 6:29am On Apr 03, 2017
The devil just does everything he can to ruin people. Epilepsy and drunkenness!

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Romance / Re: Masturbation In Marriage by alexiej(m): 6:26am On Apr 03, 2017
Many pple are of the opinion that they can masturbate before marriage, and that once they get married, they'll stop, since they can have sex at anytime.

It doesn't work that way. If you can't stop now, you wouldn't stop then... Trust me

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Crime / Re: IGBO Man Beheads His Mother, Flees With Her Blood by alexiej(m): 9:15am On Apr 02, 2017
Kwarupshun:
http:///RLs550aAh6T

Tragedy struck at Umuchagu Osokwa in Osisioma Ngwa council area of Abia State when a man, said to be in his early 20s, beheaded his mother, collected her blood and fled the community. The victim, identified as Cecilia Nwanjie, was said to have returned from the farm at about 6.30pm, last Thursday, to meet his son who visited home. After exchanging greetings, Cecilia, according to a community source, went into the kitchen to prepare dinner for the family.


Sunday Vanguard learnt that the victim had been leaving alone since the death of her husband, Nwanjie Onyerionwu, and engaged in menial jobs to make ends meet as her two sons live outside the village. The elderly son reportedly visited home the previous day. Having been assured that no one was at the compound, the junior son allegedly attacked his mother with a machete and slashed her throat, collected her blood and fled the area. The source stated that neighbours were attracted to the scene by a loud cry from the Nwanjie compound at about 7.30pm after which the Cecilia’s lifeless body was discovered surrounded with blood soaked items. A search party was said to have combed the surrounding bushes but the assailant was nowhere to be found and was yet to be seen as of the time of filing this report. When contacted, Abia State Police Pubic Relations Officer, PPRO, DSP Geoffrey Ogbonna, said the incident was yet to be reported.

My take: na blood money tins jare




No... Na vampire undecided
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi Voiced His Support For Kemi Olunloyo, Called Her Haters 'sham' by alexiej(m): 5:27pm On Apr 01, 2017
Abeg! Bisi Alimi is just a retard jor. Gay!
Crime / Re: How To Report Any Form Of Police Brutality In Nigeria (Photo) by alexiej(m): 7:40am On Apr 01, 2017
It's the police trying to prove that they are good people right? Forget it, it's a scam.

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Romance / Re: Lol. Read This Conversation Between A Nigerian Lady And Her Dad (pics) by alexiej(m): 7:35am On Apr 01, 2017
Abeg, I also need wife ooo.
Education / Re: Corps Member Gifts Best Graduating Student A Brand New Laptop (photo) by alexiej(m): 7:30am On Apr 01, 2017
This is commendable. Good thing the corper didn't give handkerchief, toilet roll, mug, or any of those lame stuff they give people that are academically excellent.
Politics / Re: How Ladoja ‘diverted’ Part Of Oyo’s N4.7 Billion That He Looted - Efcc by alexiej(m): 7:23am On Apr 01, 2017
But if Ladoja looted the treasury, the current governor Ajimobi must have destroyed that treasury undecided
Celebrities / Re: Billionaire, Tony Elumelu Reacts To Report That He Graduated With A Third Class by alexiej(m): 7:19am On Apr 01, 2017
That's people for you o.. They jump into conclusion abt everything. They don't have facts, they don't WANT facts, they just carry silly rumours.

Reminds me of the Apostle Suleiman ish. Apart from the easily "photoshopable" pictures the girl released, nigerians aren't evn asking her for the evidence she promised to release, yet they've crucified the man already.

This guy should also goan have his own third class na
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Most Hilarious April Fool's Day Pranks You Shouldn't Miss To Play Today by alexiej(m): 7:10am On Apr 01, 2017
HARDDON:


No , just simply tell bae that u slept wit a friend once now she is claiming she is preggy for u wit triplet! cheesy

If u r d Finance officer,
Print fake statement of account showing almost all d compny's money has been wired to an offshore acnt n go ask d director if he was d one that did! cheesy grin


Connent some wires to a core box n wrap d wire round ur body wit d box on ur chest! ( dont try this in an organization where there r police. ) get to work n expose it shouting ( that thing d sucide bombers shout b4 blowing off)

This r more nigerin?!


Hehehehe.... I'm telling you, this is more nigerian grin

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