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PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Personal Assistant On New Media by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:10pm On Feb 11, 2016
Another abboki
PoliticsRe: Buharinomics inflation;Razor Blade For #20??Nairalanders Lets Knw Prices Of Tins by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:24pm On Feb 11, 2016
Lai - Have you blamed GEJ today?

Iroh88 - Yes sir! I have.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Shameful 2016 Budget: It Is Time To End The Honeynoom by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:37am On Feb 11, 2016
The only reason the zoo inhabitants didn't protest for the subsidy removal is out of fear of the dictator
The zoo army now has orders to shoot peaceful demonstrators
There will be no riot in SW till 2019
Genetic cowardice
PoliticsBuhari If Na Your Papa Born You, I Dare You To by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:12am On Feb 11, 2016
arrest Goodluck Jonathan
RomanceRe: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:15pm On Feb 10, 2016
Is this what Nairaland has turned into?
PoliticsRe: Breaking: More Than 60 People Killed In Suicide Bombs In Bornu State. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:00pm On Feb 10, 2016
Thank you Satan.
PoliticsRe: Just To For Formality, A Lot Of Unarmed Protesters Were Killed Today At Aba. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:23am On Feb 10, 2016
Abagworo:
Free from what? Are you under captivity? Most wars with substance start as a reaction when people are pushed to the wall but Nnamdi's IPOB started as an attempt to create a country out of an existing country without concrete evidence of being under any form of siege. The reason I have not supported IPOB despite my deep love for Igboland is because it is more like a reaction to Jonathan's loss than igbo interest and Jonathan's people hate us. All the people condemned are Igbos or Rivers people in APC and they are called sabo just because they are not in PDP..
Are you for real?
Seriously, where do I begin?
I don't have time if you are so blind as to not see the bondage under which Nigeria has put us
PoliticsRe: Just To For Formality, A Lot Of Unarmed Protesters Were Killed Today At Aba. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:45pm On Feb 09, 2016
Abagworo:
Biko as one of the active IPOB youths on Nairaland ejim Chineke n'ario unu ka unu gbaa mbo kwusigodi ihe nile gbasara protest ugbua. Odighi nma na alaigbo bu warfront dika Sambisa. The whole world ma ndi agbatobi Igbo nile achoghi Biafra.
So we should let others dictate when and if we can be free?
PoliticsRe: Biafrans Almost Killed Mr Biafraudd In Aba ds evening by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:37pm On Feb 09, 2016
BiafraudExposed:
Alfaseltzer u postd hail satan on nl years back. because of sexkilz I left. I was a nairalander in the tenor of mr olodo

You guys are arguing. The exposition is going far. ..
olodo in chief! grin
Na you be this?
Ah!, no wonder, sorry for taking you seriously
Have you seen your twin brother lately: mumumugu?
PoliticsRe: Biafrans Almost Killed Mr Biafraudd In Aba ds evening by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:32pm On Feb 09, 2016
BiafraudExposed:
[size=24pt]lol[/size] I trashed that useless argument on my last post. u guys admitting kanu is Satan.
A guy said o my Igbo was not correct, correct it his running. Inaga means are u going and you're going in igbo.

You think all Igbo's are in support of you. Ino naro. Ezibo aro ki no. (Your in a very big dream)
A man promising that on the actualisation of biafra he will burn the Christian churches. o I should follow him. A man lying to those anuohia (bushmeat) on his radio that Jesus is a nonsense idol. Oh Mr Biafraudd should omit religion when kanu was insulting the God of the christains and face kanu, I must face biafra squarely. The way it was presented. how many catholics are biafrans now u insulted their faith they should follow u. Is like u forgot your brain in my haws.


I said to those ndi beribe ndi ipob, (mumu ipob people)gini mere sense gi ebe ki dosiriya. (What happened to your sense,where dud u keep it)Olembe nuwa unu ge we sense.(which time will u guys have sense)
I tell them biafra under kanus umbrella is fraud. were the guys in ariria treated NO. When last did u come to aba city biafra land. can u stand firmly and argue in front of Nigerian army like I did. Ishi Azu.
What about the fraud court case. Kanu said Jan 14,2016 . There was no court case in america I hope u know . But you ishi azu dem. ndi ipob, unu egekwe. What about the guns bikonu. What about the treatment.
The way you dey massacre Igbo language, you deserve massacre
Those IPOB guys were very merciful
Speak that thing in front of me and see
Immigrant yorofool
PoliticsRe: Biafrans Almost Killed Mr Biafraudd In Aba ds evening by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:28pm On Feb 09, 2016
cheruv:
Busybodies everywhere!!
No wonder Igbos can't progress bkos of the presence of sellouts like this!
He's not Igbo
BusinessRe: Buhari’s Exchange Rate Policy Not Sensible – IMF by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:36pm On Feb 08, 2016
Tokt:
The mere fact that IMF speaks against it suggest that we are on the right track. Local industries aren't complaining. IMF can go ffuck herself. We dont need her help. This is an home grown solution for the damage caused by jonah-daft and his co fools. Kudos General.
"The water is getting warmer" - said the boiling frog
PoliticsRe: Photo Instead Of Pole To Hold Wire, Wire Is Holding Pole In Nigeria by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:05am On Feb 08, 2016
Gullible people
Can't you see this is photoshopped?
Simple physics can tell you this is impossible
No wonder an illiterate is leading you angry
PoliticsRe: Igbos, We Need To Take Over APC by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:13am On Jan 10, 2016
Onijagidijagan:
As long as u dont dominate, joining is not problem angry angry
The domination part is just the natural progression

Show me the domain where Igbos are present without dominating.
PoliticsRe: Igbos, We Need To Take Over APC by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:58pm On Jan 09, 2016
Onijagidijagan:
I dont have problem with u people joing APC but What do u mean by take over?
Be in charge
PoliticsIgbos, We Need To Take Over APC by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:55pm On Jan 09, 2016
Brethren, if you can't beat them, conquer them

It well known that we hate being dictated to. We need to be in charge. The only way to be in charge today is to join APC. They may mock us but as usual the cream will always rise to the top. In a few months, we will take over strategic and commanding posts in that party.

Support our brothers.
PoliticsRe: Display The Intelligence Of The Politics Section: Answer These Questions. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:08am On Jan 09, 2016
honeychild:
grin grin grin grin grin grin......meanwhile I thought you had 2 weeks to live back in 2014? Nice to see you're still alive and kicking.
When Satan says no, who can say yes?
PoliticsRe: Display The Intelligence Of The Politics Section: Answer These Questions. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:39am On Jan 02, 2016
kleek:
When the white man created these tests he put in a level of balance and thoroughness that is completely alien to the average negro brain.
So you now agree with me that these methods are alien to us?
PoliticsRe: Display The Intelligence Of The Politics Section: Answer These Questions. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:29am On Jan 02, 2016
kleek:
If there is a race of man stupider than the black monkey that race is extinct. First off, pianos are not electronics products you slowpoke. The piano creates its sound through vibration and drums inside the instrument.

The question is from the Milliers analogy Test and two things are required to get the question correct; general knowledge and reasoning ability.

The general knowledge is this: First you must know that whales were hunted for blubber in the 19th century and whale hunting almost led to their endangerment. You must also know that Elephants were widely hunted for ivory in the 19th century and poaching almost led to their endangerment. Both species are listed as protected in modern times because of this history.


The logical reasoning is this:

Elephants have tusks which are turned into ivory which is used as the active part (the part that produces the motion that creates sound) in the piano.

Whales have blubber which is turned into oil which is used as the active part (the part that produces the chemical reaction that creates energy) in the lamp.

This is a level of reasoning that you simply do not posses. When you argue like this is just makes you look even stupider. One of the most serious problems with the negro is that he is too confident, he doesn't understand his limitations and thinks he is always right. This is why your people fail everywhere and are the laughing stock of the world.

Instead of coming to grips with you mental inferiority you would rather argue against someone with double your IQ.
mumumugu is that you?
PoliticsRe: Display The Intelligence Of The Politics Section: Answer These Questions. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:23am On Jan 02, 2016
PassingShot:
Except the corrected word, I agree with you.
Igbo derangement syndrome.
Sorry.
PoliticsRe: Display The Intelligence Of The Politics Section: Answer These Questions. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:16am On Jan 02, 2016
kleek:
Holy shit you monkeys are stupid. Its a general knowlege question. Someone who knows how pianos are made and who knows the fact that whale blubber was used in lamp oil would get the question correct.

Stop arguing brainlessly. You are just making yourself look stupider.
that's my second question you refuse to answer
for someone who likes asking questions, you have an aversion to answering them
PoliticsRe: The Average Yorubaman Is Now Better Off Since Buhari Took Over. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:06am On Jan 02, 2016
bettercreature:
Tho you are making fun of us,but i must tell you we are better off,atleast we are having 21hours stable electrity unlike when the clueless animal from erosion ravaged cursed region was in power,due to this stable electricity,most Okada riders are back to their workshop
it is only in a zoo that a 21 hour electricity supply can be described as "stable"
PoliticsRe: Display The Intelligence Of The Politics Section: Answer These Questions. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:04am On Jan 02, 2016
kleek, please be truthful: is your father from south west?
PoliticsRe: Display The Intelligence Of The Politics Section: Answer These Questions. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:03am On Jan 02, 2016
kleek:
What wasn't an IQ test question, it was a general knowledge analogy question. And you guys are just googling the answers anyways.
so there are many answers? what did you say you iq was?
PoliticsRe: Display The Intelligence Of The Politics Section: Answer These Questions. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:58am On Jan 02, 2016
nduchucks:
Happy New Year nwanne m.

Please ignore the narrow minded goat spewing rubbish here. Let the thread die a natural death, do not feed him his drug by responding to his useless crap.
they say answer a fool according to his folly or he will be wise in his own eyes
PoliticsRe: The Average Yorubaman Is Now Better Off Since Buhari Took Over. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:56am On Jan 02, 2016
Shaftrod:
You can't even identify a sarcasm when you come across one. Why is somebody outside the zoo using such horrid language as bannable offence?You would soon use barrable. Very horrid set of language users!
I think you forgot an "n" in your signature.

don't cry, buhari will make it better. sai babar grin grin
PoliticsRe: Display The Intelligence Of The Politics Section: Answer These Questions. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:52am On Jan 02, 2016
nduchucks:
Some threads can tempt one to put a hole in some people's heads in order to put them out of their miseries. Just one click would do it - shame it is not yet posible to do so through the web.
my fellow mini iq people are waking up grin grin

abokki how far? happy new year!
PoliticsRe: Display The Intelligence Of The Politics Section: Answer These Questions. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:51am On Jan 02, 2016
PassingShot:
Elephant tusks are vital in the manufacturing of piano keyboards. Just as whale oil was used in the olden days for lamp oil.
So, the saying: elephant is to piano as whale is to lamp.
I can also say that like with piano, the elephant makes music with its trumps; and like using the telephone to communicate, whales communicate with sonar.

You see, his iq tests are useless.

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