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All this naija girls are just saying trash, for una mind, In this condition of naija, forget education or prospect, If he has all those and don't know people or witch dey follow am from village.Una do go die for poverty.
No girl will date a poor guy period.stop saying if he is educated and knows what he wants,

I dey find wives ooooo, Inbox me all ur numbers, LMAO

My candid advice is forget her, and who told u she is not seeing anyone.You are just plan B, so watch out, look for someone more matured for yourself,

My advice focus on your future and forget women for the time been. when you are ready  you will find your wife. if everyone share their own experience here  nairaland will go down.
 We all have a past which should remain a past. if you  condemn love who would you marry or even love your unborn children. It is the love you share for your wife that will continue with the children.
 So do not worry about women for now, just concentrate on the paper chase and you will have a good wife at the end of the day.If you put woman first  you will go down,Because women have always been trouble from the very firstday of this earth.

 God will be with you and all of us with the heartbroken disease.hehehehehe

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Really hard to answer, But please follow your mind becos no matter what the advice will be your mind will play a great role here.You've been with this people and you know them so follow your heart.
As for age , it is just a number only in Africa the lady sometimes allow things get into their head, they will surely want to show seniority and that reduces a man ego,
God be with you.

Nairaland this is for you all

I don't do virgin, I like them open already, Virgin to be is a kinda taboo and I do not fancy them, Once you tell me V i stop becos I cannot go through all that emotion just to open that place, I like them already done.

@190 I am wit you, we wonder what we keep at home as wife, May God save this our generation, They want to be the boss in the house even after the bible say the man should be the man in the house, I wonder what this western world is doing to our girls, During the old days no divorce, A man can even get 10 wives, But this days we men try to keep 1 wife and they still have 3 husbands,
I wonder what they think they are gaining from this stupid western life they claim is fair, Well the end Justifies the means after every they start living in regret, but who do u put the blames on, Yourself,
One advice to the girls, learn from your parents becos they lived happily even in quarrel

To me there is more than met the eyes, if she is councelling her friend why would she not tell and who made her judge to stay till 1:00am when she has a husband at home, Man this is a very big lie, don't be fooled, she is getting her sexual desire from elsewhere,
This is why sometimes before marriage you need to taste the rugged side of life so you easily know when you woman cheats on you.even if she is settling her friends, why would she no take your call or even call back to tell you why she has not be taken your calls,
You did not even beat her well, You should bye koboko next time to beat the daylight out of her and then kick her to her parents the next morning.Some ladies want to just eat and have their cake,
I sorry for your happiness.when a lady is tired she starts wit funny character and if you cannot win her back after 5 months, men you self look elsewhere and send her to her family becos you will be wasting your time talking to her.

You are her husband and the sex is your right, How will you stay for good 6 months without sex without ur wife, If she doesn't give u who will, My only solution to you is rape her directly if she still does not give it to you.You own her and she own you, you can give her when she request for it so let her give you becos u need it now.

You dey try, My father will say if ur wife does not give u her body, U have to do it byforce, So rape her and console her becos she will know you are starved.

Most men would face outside and she will be the one to say u are cheating on her when she is the one pushing you out, If you can't cheat then rape her shikena.

This our Young girls are turning sumtin else, why would u send ur wife for masters abroad, Have u yourself done any master abroad.Man take heart, Once a woman makes up her mind there is nobody who can stop them, even the one close will do same to u,
Most women today prefer to learn the hard, The lord is your strength and I promise you he will give you your real wife, Just don't bother yourself about her.In due time she will realise she was never to chase the rain that watered her during Dry season.

God bless you.

Me think the gurl loves sex, But u don't know how to turn her on, try other means to lure her, I do not think she is a V

Mr man go get a car and stop yarning trash, ur girlfriend jilted u becos ur next dorr neighbour gave her a ride, sorry dude work harder

When I was a kid: Pussy meant CAT Sex meant GENDER BJ was a NICKNAME Bang was a SOUND , Rubber was just like plastic Ass was an ANIMAL Bitch was a FEMALE DOG Dick was a NAME Screw was just a NUT Tit was a SNACK Head meant a part of d body, But now , Everything is just so complicated

A man is dying of Cancer was lying on his hospital bed. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"He smiled &answer: "So datwhen I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!" =))

stop leechin man, get a grip

when is dis story going to finish?

cheap loser, why is he wasting time on her, let him allow her have that space and also get a grip on his life, we have 150million people in Nigeria and 90million are women and 60million are fucking single ladies, why should he kill himself to one when sooner or later d love he poses for her will fade,

There has been nobody like u and it will take lot of years to get someone who will be better than u, we will all miss u, It is good u retired well

No special one. u only make them special in ur lifee

1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!, uh, nevermind, " would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

11. Guys are very open about themselves.

12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

14. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

16. No matter how much some guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

25.When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

32. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

33. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

34. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it , it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

35. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

just get a job already

I tire for ur matter, u dey book ticket to go fck anoda woman wen no send u, use ur brain nd not ur head, the girl no wort am, she no even send una 2

She is just a bitch, She wants to eat her cake and have it, she is such a loser already