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CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Reveals Private Agonies by alfchye(m): 2:39pm On Sep 19, 2009
[quote author=George_D link=topic=322611.msg4574697#msg4574697 date=1253367101]no one is fooled by this pious posturing by jim iyke. he still has a lot to answer for his senseless agression on and off stage.[/quote]Please for God sake allow this guy.Which 1 be ur own, Abi d guy collect ur babe huh?
RomanceRe: What Would You: Hmmmmm by alfchye(m): 2:39pm On Aug 29, 2009
hey fool.I think you have made a good script for a nollywood film.It makes no sense, how can you tell it is the sound of sex making?
AutosRe: SOLD. SOLD.SOLD. Golf 3 For Urgent Sales ..................650k by alfchye(m): 1:09pm On Aug 27, 2009
Me Think Golf 3 goes for 350k, I can't buy golf 3 for 700k, hw much is bulldog or baby boy.That price is too much for that car man
RomanceRe: Help Am Confuse by alfchye(m): 7:19pm On Aug 26, 2009
are u okay.Wat d hell will u be waiting for after ur final year. You don't dictate your future, Thta is left for God to decide, You should be thinking of marrying after ur finals.
You are a gurl and u arre talking about marriage in 5 years.I don't think u know what u want.
FoodRe: What Can You Eat With N100? by alfchye(m): 4:07am On Aug 21, 2009
100naira has value if u no know.
40NAIRA beans and garri 30naira with sugar 10naira.
You still get 20naira change for Cigar after eating self.For them dude that smoke and Tom-Tom if you don't smoke
FamilyRe: I Found A Man On Top Of My Wife: I Need Help by alfchye(m): 3:25am On Aug 21, 2009
rubi:
Get enlightened then we can talk

I am married to the most wounderful man on earth he treats me with intergrity and I give him his respect. who does not reason/behave like average naija men
I think this is the same rubi with the story my sistet's boyfriend touch my breast and wants to sleep with me. The one with the case with this 190 guy and now you are married.Sum people here can lie.

I am also wondering who are this average Nigerian men and how do you do he is an average Nigerian man.
You are just been stupid or rather foolish.I think you needa brain check up.
So you are the socialite and this guy is an average Nigerian, Scheming bitch.


As for
yjay:
i'm curious GEW! talkhuh? to whohuh abt whathuh the weatherhuh? plzzzzzzz, MEN DONT TALK in situations like this! they ACT either by getting physical or taking a walk which the poster did!
I do not understand how you think. You mean he should start fighting on wat would he had done with the wife and bobo that particular time, Becos to my own believe I trust he did the best out of that situation.If he had allow them to regain consciousness, me think he did be 6 feet down down. Becos the guy and the wife might act.
If he had the guts to sleep with another man just 10mins after he left.
Even if he had spend more time there. What is there to trust in this lady self.
Sum people have the heart and I can still do what the bobo did, becos if I had been in his shoes,I will just power this 24volts into the bastard head and send both of them to hell.
Concerning the guy with the car issues. me think the guy get guts.How on earth will someone with sense after been caught screwing sum1 wife still allow her to park car outside his house.Me think this they are planning and want to kill this man to get his property.

24volts.Never ever take her back.Only God knows hw many witch doctor she has been visiting to close your eyes.Her parents are also evil.Let them take their evil slut other site.
Go for a DNA test and if the son is yours take him from her and if he isn't Just try to support the boy becos he is already used to you.




My Advice Never you accept her back, she will destroy you life, They will plan to kill you again.If he is a faithful wife, why has she never confide in you about this guy.
She ought to tell you about the oath and threat so you would have taken legal action.Try reach the babalawo place and make sure you get your pictures and also loose what ever they are tying you and this birch together wit.
Both him and his lovers are gold diggers, they plan on killing you and inheriting all you have labourred for.Open your eyes and see what is happening.
This has been a their plan.Taking her back means your burial in less than a year.
A word is enough for the wise.


I rest my case.

Me with my money will Jail the bastard for no reason whatsoever, This is naija Money Talk and bullshit works.I will frame the guy and he will forever live in Jail.

CIAO
RomanceRe: Seduction 4rm A Cousin To My Uncle's Wife (terrible Aftermath, Or. . ?) by alfchye(m): 5:52pm On Aug 17, 2009
Form dey my hand now.Just tell her to apply and she will get the fck of her life
RomanceRe: Closed by alfchye(m): 5:29pm On Aug 17, 2009
I would not even think any else.Show her the way outta ur heart.If you were caught they will want you to apologise to the whole world.
Let her flirt with the whole naija then.
Checking HIS GF PHONE is nothing bad.He can read text on her phone, becos they are both one and she in turn can read his.
If she was smart enough, there is always a delete on everyphone.No one will tell me not to check my gf phone, I do read my female pals text talkless of my gf.
I will read over and over again. so much fun in it
RomanceRe: Please Help, I Am So Confused Now by alfchye(m): 5:26pm On Aug 17, 2009
Do not tender any apology to the mother.You owe her none.If she can't forgive you.Let her go.There are other girls out there.You did wrong and you have apologised to her.
If she is not taking it, let her be.If she truly love you she will surely be back and this should be the 3rd and final test of all.
Good job man.Many girls here will not wait for you to plead with them before coming back to you and they her here shouting nonesense apology my foot.
Let her be she should go start a new relationship and see where that leads to again.NO HUSBAND for market this days, Na only Boyfriend dey.
So if she knows you are a husband material she should be the one holding you back, After yourall You have said sorry.
I would never tell her sorry more than once, If she like make she break her head.
RomanceRe: . by alfchye(m): 4:34pm On Aug 17, 2009
I will give Three option on this.
 First, You  do the sex thing in the afternoon when your brother is not arround, Secondly You can just Loud the music when  he is sleeping in the other room.No one will know you are at it.Play sumtin like  a mix tape or Terry G or Reggae.
 Lastly, If  you cannot do the 2 above, Go spend half day for Hotel or  pay hourly for sex there.I will never suggest you tell you brother off, Even if you and your wife are one.
  He is your brother and you guys still have same blood running in you.You don't want to do sumtin you will regret tomorrow.
 No one knows what tomorrow have in stock, Chase your brother today and tomorrow he becomes a very wealthy man, He will never forget the experience.
  Alot of hypocrite on here, Do not answer them.
AutosRe: 2002 ACURA MDX TOURING (THIRD ROW) by alfchye(m): 6:00pm On Aug 14, 2009
wetin this ride still dey do here
AutosRe: SOLD SOLD SOLD.2007 Honda Fit For Sale (for The Ladies) by alfchye(m): 5:36pm On Aug 14, 2009
this 1 bad oh.who go buy am now
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Glo Interview For 2pm Today by alfchye(m): 4:15pm On Aug 12, 2009
Wahala dey oh
CelebritiesRe: Mark Lester: I'm Paris's Biological Father by alfchye(m): 11:37am On Aug 12, 2009
Link Please
FamilyRe: When Is A Brideprice Or Dowry Too "expensive" by alfchye(m): 2:17am On Aug 11, 2009
It is not about spending the money on her, It is about preparing for the future ahead.If he did take her on trip, she should know that he can do what she is demanding.
   Buying the 24karat isn't a  problem, You are saying becos he bought  a car of 6million naira for his sister, Do you know when and why he bought this for his sister and do you know how this sister contributed to his status back when he was a NOBODY.
    Do you know that back in 2007 everyman can throwaway 20million naira without thinking, But this days times are hard and every spending has been limited the things you used to do back in 3 to 2 years, You can't do them no more.

  Even myself, I limit my spending this day, becos I don't know what is going to happen tomorrow.If he use to tour her round the world before why Ghana and Cotonou,I do not fancy anything in this countries becos the economy is dropping real bad, It is hitting on men, but most women fail to understand this.
   Let me tell you sumtin, Sometimes as a wealthy man you make promises at launching and you end up not fulfilling them, But the public will know you pledge a huge sum, they will never know you did not fulfill them even in churches it do hapen.
  This he is doing to gain recognition in the society we are today.
  It is like showbiz, you do  or ask for what you can't afford.If the gold is too expensive  and she like her childhood dream accomplish, SHE CAN DO THAT HERSELF  IF SHE WISH, for her statue and family 3 million is a small amount, but for the guy 500naira is not small.
  Let her buy and give the guy if he won't feel insulted.There are many rich guys in Nigeria that will love and cherish her if she wish to leave the guy, she should concentrate on making the marriage work, The Dowry or Bride price is not a neccessity.
  Good wife should be planning on investment rather than thinking of a 24k gold.

  Sometimes you women do not think before acting, Don't complain after the 24k Gold, he starts hitting or hating you for his downfall.
  The days of too much spending are gone, Real men think before they spend their money this days, If it were 3 years ago he could buy 10 of the 24karat gold.But now times are hard.
  If you doubt me ASK Dangote or  Mike Adenuga How far,RECESSION IS BAD.

  Even my Godfathers are complaining on daily basis.
   If I see your type or your friend type for road. I no go Marry again be that oh.
FamilyRe: When Is A Brideprice Or Dowry Too "expensive" by alfchye(m): 3:40pm On Aug 10, 2009
agitator:
Since you are the personal adviser of your friend, why not advise her to leave the low life and move ahead? Abi dem dey force her?  huh
I am with you on this one.I will give two useful advice, If you friend is wealthy, I guess she should look for her own class to marry who will buy the 24k gold with  any problem, She should be advising the guy who to invest his money instead of asking for the 24k Gold, That should server them for the future and who is to take the dowry.Do you mean the gurl will take the 24k Gold or her FAMILY.
  I no understand your own oh.

   IF she really love the guy,She should get the 24k Gold   for the guy and tell him to bring it on the D-day.


  Lastly, Since you know it all why are you here, because I do not see you needing any advice here.
Jokes EtcRe: Your Nursery Rhymes. by alfchye(m): 7:19am On Aug 08, 2009
Bread and Butter (we are gonlogo we are gonlogo 3times) 2x
My dear Baby.
CelebritiesRe: R Kelly Or 2 Face by alfchye(m): 6:57am On Aug 08, 2009
when talking please try to make sense.WHEN UNA PAPA SEND UNA GO SKOOL.UNA GO DEY JUMP FENCE DEY WAKA, WHEN UNA GO GET CHANCE UNDERSTAND ENGLISH.
CelebritiesRe: Jordan Chandler: Mj Did Not Molest Me, I Lied! by alfchye(m): 6:07am On Aug 08, 2009
God Purnish devil.No time for this rubbish now.I will kill the father.Wait make I enter my shrine
Technology MarketRe: Zain Launches Cheapest Call Rates In Naija! by alfchye(m): 3:26pm On Aug 07, 2009
Chuckdee:
Hi Bimbayo,

Does it mean that GLO is cheapest for international calls thenhuh?

Please someone confirm this.
You should study carefully.You did fail exams alot in skool.Zain is 25k while Glo is 65K.
RomanceRe: Abuja Lifestyle!real Or Fake? by alfchye(m): 8:28am On Aug 07, 2009
It is not a Nigerian Thing.It is a human thing.It is all over the world.Go watch Weed Series and Orange County The series.You will know it is everywhere
PhonesRe: Zain Internet by alfchye(m): 1:11pm On Aug 03, 2009
CAN SUM1 HELP ME WITH SETTINGS FOR HTC DIAM100 PHONE.I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GO ABOUT THIS ON THE PHONE
EventsRe: Are You Born In The Month Of August? Sign Up Here.the Leos And Thr Virgos. by alfchye(m): 9:59am On Aug 02, 2009
kabby (m) Re: Are You Born In The Month Of August? Sign Up Here.the Leos And Thr Virgos.
« #6 on: June 09, 2009, 07:14 AM »

I was born on 22nd

  I am your birthday mate kabby.
 Born on August 22nd.This day is really important to me.You can wish me birthday on my facebook or yim or call 017635023.
 10k you.Happy Birthday to all my fellow august mate.all the augustine and Augustina
RomanceRe: My Worse Experience This Year by alfchye(m): 4:10pm On Jul 14, 2009
Quit Your Job, I mean it is no hard feelings.You don't want to do sumtin you would regret.Maybe this is a way God want to use in Lifting you Higher.
I was did same when my new manager in my place of work started giving me tough time.I had to quit, Though I sufferred for sum months, But it later paid back before I got sumtin more and far better.
Now quit becos you would not be seeing her again, Don't you feel lie a loser.Those who fight and run lives to fight another.
Let the fight before another day, I bet you will be meeting an angel soon, someone who will really like you and you also liking her.
Then some day you will visit your old place of work with your new woman, then you will see her reaction.Do not accept her back in anytime.She is really immatured.

My own contribution.
RomanceRe: She Dated His Brother In-law; Now She’s Engaged To Him. by alfchye(m): 3:29pm On Jul 14, 2009
Karma is a bitch, I bet the guy would be ashamed of himself.the girl has nothing to be afraid of.No one expect to meet all their wives Virgin.
I will not be happy if my wife to be is a virgin.
I don't really give a shit a girl past. what matter is the present.Let her tell the guy , I don't see him letting her off becaos she sleep with the ass.
He will be cool with it and she has to really let the ass go.
make the fucker comot for her eyes.
RomanceRe: Being Engaged Is Wierd. by alfchye(m): 3:20pm On Jul 11, 2009
You are a crazy idiot.The marriage would be once, so allow her take her time to plan it.You will always have her and if it bothers you join her in the activity.I bet you it will be fun.
PoliticsRe: Massob Are On Government Payroll by alfchye(m): 3:16pm On Jul 11, 2009
Ibo or Igbo.

I don't think they know what they want.I do not see any sense in knocking a governor.This is not the way they should go about it.Sumday they will knock their parent at home.
Afterall Ibo boys and girls have no respect.
The MASSOB has been the greatest mistake the Ibo people made and are still making.

I pity for the poor people killing themselves for con artist in dusguise.Let them face reallity and work for their own life.
RomanceRe: What Would You Do? by alfchye(m): 10:41am On Jun 30, 2009
Go and start buying plenty Condom.
Always wear condom even when see her off, Agro fit hold u there, Mugu
Run for ur life, there are lots of fish in the river
RomanceRe: Girls:can You Fight Your Fellow Girl Because Of Boy. by alfchye(m): 10:35am On Jun 30, 2009
All girls do fight, who will be in a 3 to 4 years relationship with a guy and sees another girl with her guy for Hotel room. Ha
All this girls here are all liars, If you aint fighting then you do not love him or her.My girlfriend has not fight yet, but she is use to calling any girl that send me romantic text or always calling me to leave me alone even when I tell her they are just friends.
I wonder the day she go catch me, that girls don suffer and meself go hear am.
Well God forgive our sins, becos they are many and may God forgive those that are lying here, sum girls here don fight tire with the bf fling and they will come here to claim holy mose
RomanceRe: Women Beaters by alfchye(m): 10:20am On Jun 30, 2009
I have done that and I had no regret and my girlfriend still tells me everytime that she was happy I hit her becos she came to her senses after everything.
I did that twice and I hope not to do it again.We have not quarrel much after the two times and believe me It is always happening at the end of every year.
But don't blame a married man hitting his wife, Number 1 poverty will make a man loose his temper, I do not blame all of you here saying beating a woman is bad.
You do not understand when a man don't want trouble, there wasa neighbour of mine back in the days, He lost his job and was always thinking of how to get a new one and all other stuff, plus paying lite bill, house rent and children school fees, instead madam to allow the man straight head she will always call the man names even outside their home.
Evryone hater this woman becos of this, But when they came new to this compound, they use to be the eveny of all, look what poverty is causing, sumtimes I feel for this man becos he doesn't beat the woman on regularly basis, But I will say this particular woman deserve beating every hour.
If this man should beat this woman, It will be him crying and telling people that he never wanted to beat her, The woman will be inside shouting, you go kill me today and other than.

So don't blame any man who beat his wife or girlfriend, It is condition, A men in his right sense will not raise his hand on any woman.
So you guys here use your brain and not your head to think , I will beat if that is wat will give the woman good sense of reason.
Not until you kill me before I will react.Women who are troublesome will not dialogue with hubby or BF, They prefer scene.

I rest ma case. Make una curse me
AutosRe: Where Will I See My Car(must Read) by alfchye(op): 9:50am On Jun 30, 2009
10ks, The car was engraved, I do not see who will tow the vehicle, The gear box is faulty, the front tire bad.do you think anyone will just tow any car without unirform on, I just found a place where they repair Honda gear box cheap, So I had to tell the mechanic guy to bring it home from where I have been parking it.
So he is with the key, If the authority, did not tow it, I guess someone drove it, It is only this Mechanic that has the keys, Sumtin tells me he is lying, Becos I intend reporting him to the police today after the rain.
This our government need to work on rebranding their agency, They ought to register any car towed online and where it was taken to, This will be easy, If your car is towed, it will be on their website for them owners to check.
I do not have money to go straight to the comissioner.

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