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[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][/quote]you will regret this someday, you will cry, wail and call for help but no one will be there to help u out of that pit. It will be too late.

Mr Aboki: The Question should be: If Nobody existed as at the time of creation and the Book of Genesis was allegedly written by Moses who was born hundreds of years after Noahs Flood, and millions of years after the 'creation of earth', how the fhuck did he know all these..



O Wait!!!!! I'm sure you answer is; GOD TOLD HIM..

Which brings me to Question number two: WHO VERIFIED THAT?!








Allahu Akbar!

Allah told Muhammad to write the quoran. Then he wrote it. How did you know it was Allah who directed him to write it? WHO VERIFIED THAT?

Evil Brain: How did Noah fit 2 million insects (1 million species x 2) into the ark? And how did be manage to fit 12,000 amphibians, 20,000 birds, 11,000 mammals, 16,000 reptiles and god knows how many crustaceans, arachnids and mollusks into a boat that must have already been overflowing with insects? Where did he find space to keep a years worth of food for all those animals? How did he keep the meat for the Lions, tigers and other carnivores fresh for a whole year? Why did he take mosquitoes, tapeworms, guinea worms and the HIV virus aboard the ark? Did he infect himself with all those parasites, or did he force his wife and children to carry them? How come all the animals didn't freeze to death at 9,000 metres altitude (the height of Mount Everest which must have been underwater) Where did they find oxygen to breathe at that height? What did all the animals eat after getting off the ark? All the plants must have died after a year underwater, and all the animals would have drowned so no food for herbivores or carnivores. How come all the fish in the ocean survived? Saltwater fish can't survive in freshwater and the ocean would have been massively diluted with all that rain. Or did the ark also have a salty fish tank with space for 60,000 fish (30,000 species x 2)? And how did he feed all those fish?

Not that I'm doubting this ark story mind you. Its in the Bible after all, so it must be true. I'm just curious about a few technicalities. I'm sure you have good explanations for all of them.

That's just the power of God. Nobody knows how he/she manages to sleep and wake up the next day. Only God knows.

omoelu1: the man who did this should be sentenced to death by hanging.
anh anh!!!! kilode

you no sure say na menses dey worry her? #justasking

engrhamid: like a poster said earlier, it is not makinde.

first, he hardly reply pings(reason best known to him), he hardly pick calls(none of my business).

moreso, his display name doesnt contain that. it it is Mainkind_#naijaloaded dot com

i will like u to understand the fact that i have read so many article whereby people uses is name on his site to scam people.
u shoudnt expect such individual to ask u for 200Naira airtime( am not in anyway related to him, just want u to know someone running such site wont do so)

lastly, make ur findings well b4 creating such thread, u may not find it funny at the end.

That's never a point to cover him up. I personally have also heard a lot of sad stories about this dude. He is rude and has no manner of approach.

[quote author=Donalð Genes]I wish i can comment but i ain't no fan of chelsea shit FC,neither Arsenalfc..
Reppinq Man Utd all the way[/quote]Manchester urinated lost 1-2 to Swansea at home hope you knew that?

Brunel: timely info for my project presentation. Tnx OP

You are welcome

PowerPoint presentation can be converted to video file, making it very easy to share and distribute to friends and clients to view. Especially when you are advertising hot gigs on Fiverr, or lecturing your students. You can record your presentation and play it as a video. There are so many things you can do with your presentation after converting them into videos. So enough rambling and lets get straight to the tutorials.

How To Convert Your PowerPoint Presentation To Video File

1. Create your presentation and save it

2. Go to the File menu,

3. Click Save and Send, then click Create a video,

4. Now under Create a video, click on Computer & HD Display down arrow at your right hand side, to display all video quality and size options.

5. Then select any one of the following.

=> Computer & HD Displays, to create a video with high quality and large file size.

=> Internet & DVD, to create a video with a moderate quality.

=> Portable Devices, to create a video with the smallest file size and low quality.

6. Next click on Don’t Use Recorded Timings and Narrations drop down options and select any one of the following below.

If you have recorded and timed voice narration and laser pointer movements on your slide show presentation, then choose Use Recorded Timings and Narration. Otherwise choose Don’t Use Recorded Timings and Narration.

Note that, the default time to spend on each slide is set to 5 seconds. But if you want to increase or decrease the number of seconds, click the up or down arrow.

7. Now click on Create Video, and enter a name for the video in the File name box then click on Save.

If you look at the status bar below your screen, you will see the video creation progress. The video creation process can take couple of minutes or hours depending on the length of the video and file size of your powerpoint presentation.

When your powerpoint conversion to video is complete, you can now go to the folder where it is saved, double click on it then it will start playing. That’s all.

Source: http://www.cyracksinternetbiz.com/2014/01/convert-powerpoint-presentation-to-video-file.html Here you can also read more tutorials on How to insert background music in your PowerPoint Presentation and How to change your mouse pointer into a laser pointer on your Slide Show Presentation. Hope you find it useful.

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Christmas is to celebrate Jesus, not girls.
Most Nigerian celebrities are illiterates, ignorant of Christianity & Christmas.
It would v be more appropriate if P-Square made a Christmas card with pics of their family & not these strange girls. For example, a card with the pic of Peter Okoye with Lola Omotayo & their kid is better. Paul can also do likewise.
Last Bullet:
That was how Maheeda & Beverly Osu were displaying their nakednesss for us to see in their Christmas Card.
Does that glorify God?
The world has lost its sanity.[/quote]the devil is using them as an instrument to corrupt people but God will judge all of them according to their deeds. God has His anointed followers that are worshipping Him in truth and spirit. Not all these bunch of sinners that call themselves christians, doing all sort of nonesense to insult God. His punishment is fast approaching.

toocoded: Heeyah! Uncle James, u didn't even bother to say goodbye, heh?

him sabi you? Na waooo

IAMBREEZY: Wow it's incredulous so pillars can outdo them in such manner then that means supereagles ain't ready for world cup yet.

That's home based super eagles not the ones going for world cup in brazil

nickz: what kind of guy packs his balls in front of a girl....its actually girls who widen their legs to adjust their panties...8 out of 10 girls do this........only 2 (uncivilized) out of 10 guys would adjust his balls even in the presence of a girl......try another lie please #MaLePoWeR

But 2pac and co been dey do am well well

mrsincredible: and after dat dey will want to hold your hand

How about you gurls? After using your hand to pull your pant one side to urinate, you expect a guy to hold or shake your hand? Na hugs straight or never

scipher: he's too light to be a Ghanaian.. I don't believe this story.

you mean he should have been very black abi? Hehehe Me sef no gree oo

Pdp and their constitution is fake and corrupt.

MarvellousGod: Soooo many things jare, why is sex so overrated sef
BEING AT PEACE WITH GOD
REST OF MIND
HAPPINESS
READING INTERESTING BOOKS
STAYING/GOING OUT WITH LOVED ONES
MONEY
PEACE
HAPPY FAMILY
CHICKEN/SUYA WITH HOLLANDIAN YOUGHURT/SMIRNOFF
WATCHING MOVIES/PLAYING GAMES
NICE FOOD
SLEEP
PARTIES
Eeeeeettttttccccc....I can go on and on..stop giving unnecessary attention to sex

you re right especially number 1

Decryptor: And how much has Seun paid into your account?

i wonder oo, some dude stupid ehn

Don't really know about cars but let me ask. How do you check the mileage of a car? On the dashboard or where? Editted: Ok i now know where. Dashboard. Thanks to the poster of that picture above. One more question, can the mileage be adjusted?

taiocol: hav seen the bus on nta news btw 2010-12. Its cool. But ma neighbor said the car is nt 100% produce in naija. But i think its nt true

100% production in Nigeria

E no concern me sef. We boy sabi gurls wey we go marry and those we use and dump.

freda506: i think so lol

Thinking won't do you any good ooo

igwedexy: www.chacha.com/gallery/1603/the-wackiest-architecture-in-the-world

What do U̶̲̥̅̊ think?

Nothing real here, all are photoshopped

vcvibes: plz Wenger remove Giriod abeg u for the sake of my 5k wet ah bet for dis match

5k done enter bookie pocket. Hahahahaha betting no good for football freaks

Gregzee: Are these guys really happy with what they are doing? I wonder what people really go to see at their shows! Or is it part of being disillusioned Nigerian?

Me sef tire ooo.

cynhamscakes: You people actually believe this is real! Does the bread have wood chunks or plastic as part of the ingredients?

This is so obviously photoshoped else why didnt the bread loafs he lay on sink?

That's one urgly trait i hate in Nigerians. They blindly believe anything being told. That pic is photoshoped

calibet: True talk brother, but how we go do, just following the train and that's it period.

Even when the train is moving the wrong direction? I no follow guy

andyibu3: Maradona needs to be written-off. Na who even give the crackhead microphone to dey yarn dust.

I wonder ooo

yeah he was