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You mean price of Garri?

Hardy dude: what's so special about London

The royal poo. Cork packs the poo.

Lol. Whatever happened to Beaf will soon happen to them including Billyonaire

obadiah777: hey my chief, I am not sure. i was banned for a few days. just returned today. he must be around somewhere . or maybe he is in the beer parlor killing some gulders. speaking of which i need to get tipsy tonight. whats happening at your end tonight bros ? tis saturday ya know

Why did you deserve a ban?

My end is sweet.

obadiah777: what he does not know is that mad is the new sane and sane is the new mad. any sane person in this current world is actually mad and any mad person is actually sane. if you know what am talking about

Hey Bros! Where is Most High. That dude could be funny sometimes. He makes me remember some characters in Iron Monkey.

Beretta92: Mad man

Lol. Obadiah is a one man battalion just like Musiwa in Politics section.

Though shall not call Obadiah a mad man

Kudos! You have done well.

Omo the thing tire me. It is now a daily nightmare. It appears people are rushing to Ikorodu because of the road expansion. Thr influx of people makes me to wonder if the road expansion will truly minimise the traffic if not well planned.

I wish there could be an overhead bridge at Agric bus stop just like mile 12. That will minimise the traffic with the new expansion.

Hi all. Don't worry. The muslims will be back to throw back the equality of what you have thrown.























































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http://lifestyle.ng.msn.com/features/africa-and-the-facebook-craze-1 Source

Facebook has become an integral part of the lives of millions across the globe. Pretty much everyone with access to a computer or smartphone has a profile on the social network and, somewhat sadly, tend to play out their daily lives through it.


In the latest Facebook statistics gathered by Social Bakers, it was found that just over 50 million Africans are users of the site. When put into perspective, that means 5% of the continent's total population of roughly 1 billion is registered and active on Facebook.

Now for the burning question: which country in Africa has the most Facebook users and who comes in close behind them?

9- DR Congo
Population: 75,507,308
Facebook Users: 891,140
Percentage of Population on Facebook: 1.2%

8- Ghana
Population: 24,200,000
Facebook Users: 1,465,560
Percentage of Population on Facebook: 6%

7- Kenya
Population: 43,500,000
Facebook Users: 1,886,560
Percentage of Population on Facebook: 4.3%

6- Tunisia
Population: 10,777,500
Facebook Users: 3,436,720
Percentage of Population on Facebook: 32%

5- Algeria
Population: 37,900,000
Facebook Users: 4,322,820
Percentage of Population on Facebook: 11.4%

4- Morocco
Population: 32,878,400
Facebook Users: 5,250,340
Percentage of Population on Facebook: 16%

3- Nigeria
Population: 170,123,740
Facebook Users: 5,357,500
Percentage of Population on Facebook: 3.2%

2- South Africa
Population: 52,981,991
Facebook Users: 5,534,160
Percentage of Population on Facebook: 10.5%

1- Egypt
Population: 84,550,000
Facebook Users: 13,010,580
Percentage of Population on Facebook: 15.4%

NAIJA NO DEY CARRY LAST.

Fellow Nairalanders. Indicate if you are on facebook and why

US is wooing Nigeria again

ZACHIE: here:
Strangely, the strange fish refused to have its picture posted here. It keeps winking at me each time i try to upload the picture.
eru m ba mi o....proper ibadan fear dey catch me now

End shall never wonder.

Any pic pls?

Lol. B dey sweet person.

Comic. Is this what Christianity has turned to?

Hey! What is the meaning of Shepopo pls?

Spot on Prof. Wole for President!

“I am really ashamed of myself particularly as a
Pastor. I have been a Pastor at Deeper Life for over six years but I was tempted to defile these girls.
They are always visiting me, so this particularly day I defiled both of them”. That was the confessional statement of Pastor
Fidelis Eze shortly after he was paraded by the Edo State Police Command for allegedly defiling two under-aged girls. Eze, a pastor with Deeper life Bible Church, Abudu, in Orhiomnwon Local Government Area, of the state was said to have lured the two minors, aged six,
into his room after sending them on an errand. The police alleged that he had carnal knowledge of
the kids before dismissing them. A police source disclosed that father of one of the
girls noticed the unusual way his daughter was
walking when she got home, adding that he
obtained confession from her, which led to the
arrest of the pastor. Apart from reportedly admitting to the molestation, Eze
also said he had actually defiled two other minors,
both of them 11 years old sometimes this year,
blaming his act on temptation from the evil spirit. Other suspects paraded alongside the pastor
included three other alleged rapists, a robbery
gang, including a woman, who specialized in
robbing unsuspecting passengers using private
cars which they masquerade as taxi cabs. The Edo State police commissioner, Folusho
Adebanjo, who paraded the 32 criminal suspects to
journalists in Benin, also displayed various arms
and ammunition recovered from them. The commissioner alerted residents of the state on
the new style of criminality, which he said began
after the state government placed ban on the use of
motorcycle in the Benin metropolis. According to him, criminals have devised ways to
rob unsuspecting commuters, using private cars as
taxi cabs. He also expressed worry in the rising cases of
defilement of minors across the state. He said: “Today we have 32 suspects that we are
parading and they are involved different crimes,
ranging from armed robbery, kidnapping, cultism
and people who are involved in defilement of the
girl child. “This defilement thing in the state now is very very
disturbing, we will not allow them to go scot free.
And that is why we continue to appeal to members
of the public to always give us useful information
because we cannot do it alone. “But let me also alert members of the public, there is
an emerging crime since the ban on Okada was
effected, it is called one chance. “What they do is that they always have a woman
amongst them so that will make you not to suspect
them. There is always somebody that claims to be a
Pastor with them, they will deceive you to say you
have a particular problem and they will rob you of
everything. “One of their victims a lady had to go to bank to
withdraw N150,000. We are going to work with
Road Safety and the Board of Internal Revenue so
that all vehicles on the road must be registered.
People should shine their eyes very well, they are
using some vehicles pretending to be taxi drivers”. As a measure to checkmate this new wave of
criminality, Adebanjo called on the Edo State
Revenue Board and the Federal Roads Safety
Commission (FRSC) to ensure registration of
vehicles both old and new that have flooded the
sate capital since the ban on commercial motor cycling. The Police Commissioner equally revealed that the
command had apprehended over 90 suspected
armed robbers and kidnappers within the last five
weeks.
http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/07/19/devil-made-me-defile-6-year-old-girls-confessions-of-a-deeper-life-pastor

Power corrupts. Induced power corrupts. Transferred power corrupts.

“I am really ashamed of myself particularly as a
Pastor. I have been a Pastor at Deeper Life for over six years but I was tempted to defile these girls.
They are always visiting me, so this particularly day I defiled both of them”. That was the confessional statement of Pastor
Fidelis Eze shortly after he was paraded by the Edo State Police Command for allegedly defiling two under-aged girls. Eze, a pastor with Deeper life Bible Church, Abudu, in Orhiomnwon Local Government Area, of the state was said to have lured the two minors, aged six,
into his room after sending them on an errand. The police alleged that he had carnal knowledge of
the kids before dismissing them. A police source disclosed that father of one of the
girls noticed the unusual way his daughter was
walking when she got home, adding that he
obtained confession from her, which led to the
arrest of the pastor. Apart from reportedly admitting to the molestation, Eze
also said he had actually defiled two other minors,
both of them 11 years old sometimes this year,
blaming his act on temptation from the evil spirit. Other suspects paraded alongside the pastor
included three other alleged rapists, a robbery
gang, including a woman, who specialized in
robbing unsuspecting passengers using private
cars which they masquerade as taxi cabs. The Edo State police commissioner, Folusho
Adebanjo, who paraded the 32 criminal suspects to
journalists in Benin, also displayed various arms
and ammunition recovered from them. The commissioner alerted residents of the state on
the new style of criminality, which he said began
after the state government placed ban on the use of
motorcycle in the Benin metropolis. According to him, criminals have devised ways to
rob unsuspecting commuters, using private cars as
taxi cabs. He also expressed worry in the rising cases of
defilement of minors across the state. He said: “Today we have 32 suspects that we are
parading and they are involved different crimes,
ranging from armed robbery, kidnapping, cultism
and people who are involved in defilement of the
girl child. “This defilement thing in the state now is very very
disturbing, we will not allow them to go scot free.
And that is why we continue to appeal to members
of the public to always give us useful information
because we cannot do it alone. “But let me also alert members of the public, there is
an emerging crime since the ban on Okada was
effected, it is called one chance. “What they do is that they always have a woman
amongst them so that will make you not to suspect
them. There is always somebody that claims to be a
Pastor with them, they will deceive you to say you
have a particular problem and they will rob you of
everything. “One of their victims a lady had to go to bank to
withdraw N150,000. We are going to work with
Road Safety and the Board of Internal Revenue so
that all vehicles on the road must be registered.
People should shine their eyes very well, they are
using some vehicles pretending to be taxi drivers”. As a measure to checkmate this new wave of
criminality, Adebanjo called on the Edo State
Revenue Board and the Federal Roads Safety
Commission (FRSC) to ensure registration of
vehicles both old and new that have flooded the
sate capital since the ban on commercial motor cycling. The Police Commissioner equally revealed that the
command had apprehended over 90 suspected
armed robbers and kidnappers within the last five
weeks.
http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/07/19/devil-made-me-defile-6-year-old-girls-confessions-of-a-deeper-life-pastor

“I am really ashamed of myself particularly as a
Pastor. I have been a Pastor at Deeper Life for over six years but I was tempted to defile these girls.
They are always visiting me, so this particularly day I defiled both of them”. That was the confessional statement of Pastor
Fidelis Eze shortly after he was paraded by the Edo State Police Command for allegedly defiling two under-aged girls. Eze, a pastor with Deeper life Bible Church, Abudu, in Orhiomnwon Local Government Area, of the state was said to have lured the two minors, aged six,
into his room after sending them on an errand. The police alleged that he had carnal knowledge of
the kids before dismissing them. A police source disclosed that father of one of the
girls noticed the unusual way his daughter was
walking when she got home, adding that he
obtained confession from her, which led to the
arrest of the pastor. Apart from reportedly admitting to the molestation, Eze
also said he had actually defiled two other minors,
both of them 11 years old sometimes this year,
blaming his act on temptation from the evil spirit. Other suspects paraded alongside the pastor
included three other alleged rapists, a robbery
gang, including a woman, who specialized in
robbing unsuspecting passengers using private
cars which they masquerade as taxi cabs. The Edo State police commissioner, Folusho
Adebanjo, who paraded the 32 criminal suspects to
journalists in Benin, also displayed various arms
and ammunition recovered from them. The commissioner alerted residents of the state on
the new style of criminality, which he said began
after the state government placed ban on the use of
motorcycle in the Benin metropolis. According to him, criminals have devised ways to
rob unsuspecting commuters, using private cars as
taxi cabs. He also expressed worry in the rising cases of
defilement of minors across the state. He said: “Today we have 32 suspects that we are
parading and they are involved different crimes,
ranging from armed robbery, kidnapping, cultism
and people who are involved in defilement of the
girl child. “This defilement thing in the state now is very very
disturbing, we will not allow them to go scot free.
And that is why we continue to appeal to members
of the public to always give us useful information
because we cannot do it alone. “But let me also alert members of the public, there is
an emerging crime since the ban on Okada was
effected, it is called one chance. “What they do is that they always have a woman
amongst them so that will make you not to suspect
them. There is always somebody that claims to be a
Pastor with them, they will deceive you to say you
have a particular problem and they will rob you of
everything. “One of their victims a lady had to go to bank to
withdraw N150,000. We are going to work with
Road Safety and the Board of Internal Revenue so
that all vehicles on the road must be registered.
People should shine their eyes very well, they are
using some vehicles pretending to be taxi drivers”. As a measure to checkmate this new wave of
criminality, Adebanjo called on the Edo State
Revenue Board and the Federal Roads Safety
Commission (FRSC) to ensure registration of
vehicles both old and new that have flooded the
sate capital since the ban on commercial motor cycling. The Police Commissioner equally revealed that the
command had apprehended over 90 suspected
armed robbers and kidnappers within the last five
weeks.
http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/07/19/devil-made-me-defile-6-year-old-girls-confessions-of-a-deeper-life-pastor

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Who is thelastpope?

Alhamdulilah

JIGHU: This poo made front page?

Yes. It is there to promote christianity. You can feel how silly it is to hurl insults at muslims when some disgruntled folks misbehave. Enjoy the bout.

omnitrix: I believe this hook line and sinker. Christians sef dey do am for church. Muslims are better sha. The doubting Thomases on this thread can hug transformer. The story is real. I wonder what you wld say had it been muslims involved. lol!


[s][/s]This is one of the silliest BS that has come out of an individuals mouth...Don't go there..Let's not go into religious semantics,cos you wouldn't be able to contend..You see stuff like dis,instead of authenticating,because you've got a warped & single track mind,you've chosen to generalise..PEA BRAIN...

[s][/s]

Balderdash!

akpanbaba: alienvirus: 2:48pm
I believe this hook line and sinker. Christians sef dey do am for church. Muslims are better sha. The doubting Thomases on this thread can hug transformer. The story is real. I wonder what you wld say had it been muslims involved. lol


Alienvirus please dont compare.Yours is the worst because you guys always go for under 13 in Arabic school.

Lol. I see. That is just fabrication. Do you believe the OP?

I believe this hook line and sinker. Christians sef dey do am for church. Muslims are better sha. The doubting Thomases on this thread can hug transformer. The story is real. I wonder what you wld say had it been muslims involved. lol!

Too many murrafuckers here. They have kept me laughing since. Am out.