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@ sweetliar, Ur mouth 2 straight, na 4 ur mouth den go hear say na fish dey for sardine |
I wander ooooooooo |
Daani the eletric tit man pls dnt plug dat tit on me oooooooo |
the person abov abov me |
U can say dat again |
jealux, jeajoy and jeapremier dey catch lola |
PT is PT no any classification be it weekends evenings or afternoon. |
dani1luv:Daani hw far u no talk? |
@poster Are u a male of remale?, hw old are u now? u hv to answer dis question inorder to know where you will belong at the end. u can easily add some years to ur age b4 taking the rite decision's.PT or not PT u might end up learning a trade if care in nt taking. BE WISE |
No bi fight naa,? |
romade:Y did, u tld me u ruv me the last time u look inside |
E don do now, na only kissing u go do? |
And sweetliar was stabbed in the eyes |
because i ROUF u |
Only u? mennn u strong oooooooo,jos try endure the enjoement |
In his faze me i kill u apartment |
E-sex walker abovs me |
There is this village in search of a new king,and it has been in the culture of the villagers to crown foreigner that come into the village at that time and who so ever the foreigner is he must answer some questions b4 being crowned, and any body that failed the question will be killed in the market square fortunately romade and two people entered the village and they were questioned as follow, The chief priest asked the first foreigner== What is inside this calabash? Replied == I don't know The chief priet asked the second foreigner= What is inside this calabash? Replied== I don't know So the two foreigner where killed and it was Romade's turn to answer the question The chief priest asked romade ========What is inside this calabash? Replied=== (clears throats)(Talking arrogantly) That is very simply,u can ask me in the next market day because i know the answer and i will be the next king of this village. The next market day which is 8 days later at the market square there was drumming and dancing in anticipation of a new king.the question starts below The chief priest asked romade =====What is inside this calabash? Replied======I said i know it(arrogantly) The chief priest asked again=========What is inside this calabash? Replied=====before i can answer i need enough applause and drumming The chief priest asked the third time======= What is inside this calabash? After enough drumming and singing romade finally answered Replied=======(clears throats)What is inside this calabash is the content of the calabash The chief priest =======What do you mean?(with suprise) Romade======What is inside this calabash is what you put inside the calabash and it is the content that is inside That is how romade set confussion into the village |
And Quad senior una too |
@jamzbond Lolo is rite, is beta u go to the ZOO abi how many LION lik u dey here? |
@lola Dat is out of ur bisiness, evendo he beats me always |
Na wetin u wan know? |
romade:Na u bi di new chairman? |
And u romade, na waka u go waka till day break u no get wher u dey put ur head 4 9t |
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Una dun dey fight abi u dun 4get say na ur twinny bi lomode? |
Eina menn, na bi cos of N5. Anyway dollar dun dey fall. |
eflibodi conglaturates me as ma neibor burn bebi gei,the woman com lame the gei chairmaka |
U can chop the head of ur life, shayo shayo shayo as much as u can |
Gbogbo bigs girls in the hause see yaa catch yaa laterrrrrrrrrrr |
Abeegy, beauty is said to be in the eye of the beholder |
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