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Jokes EtcRe: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by alimat2(f): 5:27pm On Mar 20, 2009
supported
Jokes EtcRe: Ben2001 And My House Girl Ekate by alimat2(f): 5:01pm On Mar 20, 2009
@ sweetliar,
Ur mouth 2 straight, na 4 ur mouth den go hear say na fish dey for sardine
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Must Be The Next King! No He Must Die! by alimat2(op): 4:58pm On Mar 20, 2009
I wander ooooooooo
Jokes EtcRe: Ben2001 And My House Girl Ekate by alimat2(f): 4:39pm On Mar 20, 2009
Daani the eletric tit man pls dnt plug dat tit on me oooooooo
Jokes EtcRe: Ben2001 And My House Girl Ekate by alimat2(f): 4:29pm On Mar 20, 2009
the person abov abov me
Jokes EtcRe: Ben2001 And My House Girl Ekate by alimat2(f): 4:13pm On Mar 20, 2009
U can say dat again
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Must Be The Next King! No He Must Die! by alimat2(op): 4:00pm On Mar 20, 2009
jealux, jeajoy and jeapremier dey catch lola
EducationRe: Part Time And Full Time, Is There Any Difference? by alimat2(f): 3:54pm On Mar 20, 2009
PT is PT no any classification be it weekends evenings or afternoon.
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Must Be The Next King! No He Must Die! by alimat2(op): 3:46pm On Mar 20, 2009
dani1luv:
undecided
Daani hw far u no talk?
EducationRe: Part Time And Full Time, Is There Any Difference? by alimat2(f): 3:38pm On Mar 20, 2009
@poster
Are u a male of remale?, hw old are u now? u hv to answer dis question inorder to know where you will belong at the end. u can easily add some years to ur age b4 taking the rite decision's.PT or not PT u might end up learning a trade if care in nt taking.
BE WISE
CelebritiesRe: Omotola or Rita Dominic - who is more beautiful? by alimat2(f): 3:24pm On Mar 20, 2009
No bi fight naa,?
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Must Be The Next King! No He Must Die! by alimat2(op): 3:04pm On Mar 20, 2009
romade:
but i dont ruv her o
Y did, u tld me u ruv me the last time u look inside kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 1:52pm On Mar 20, 2009
E don do now, na only kissing u go do?
Jokes EtcRe: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by alimat2(f): 1:22pm On Mar 20, 2009
And sweetliar was stabbed in the eyes
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Must Be The Next King! No He Must Die! by alimat2(op): 1:17pm On Mar 20, 2009
because i ROUF u
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pronouncations! by alimat2(f): 1:13pm On Mar 20, 2009
Only u? mennn u strong oooooooo,jos try endure the enjoement
Jokes EtcRe: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by alimat2(f): 1:10pm On Mar 20, 2009
In his faze me i kill u apartment
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pronouncations! by alimat2(f): 1:03pm On Mar 20, 2009
E-sex walker abovs me
Jokes EtcRomade Must Be The Next King! No He Must Die! by alimat2(op): 1:00pm On Mar 20, 2009
There is this village in search of a new king,and it has been in the culture of the villagers to crown foreigner that come  into the village at that time and who so ever the foreigner is he must answer some questions b4 being crowned, and any body that failed the question will be killed in the market square fortunately romade and two people entered the village and they were questioned as follow,
         The chief priest asked the first foreigner== What is inside this calabash?
                                                             Replied == I don't know
         The chief priet asked the second foreigner= What is inside this calabash? 
                                                             Replied== I don't know
 
So the two foreigner where killed and it was Romade's turn to answer the question
         The  chief priest asked romade  ========What is inside this calabash?
          Replied=== (clears throats)(Talking arrogantly) That is very simply,u can ask me in the next market day because i know the answer and i will be the next king of this village.
The next market day which is 8 days later  at the market square there was drumming and dancing in anticipation of a new king.the question  starts below
        The  chief priest   asked romade =====What is inside this calabash?
                                              Replied======I said i know it(arrogantly)
        The chief priest asked again=========What is inside this calabash?
                                             Replied=====before i can answer i need enough applause and drumming
        The chief priest asked the third time======= What is inside this calabash?
                            After enough drumming and singing  romade finally answered
                                     Replied=======(clears throats)What is inside this calabash is the content of the calabash
                          The chief priest =======What do you mean?(with suprise)
        Romade======What is inside this calabash is what you put inside the calabash and it is the content that is inside

    That is how romade set confussion into the village
Nairaland GeneralRe: Na Who Be Dis Romade Sef? by alimat2(op): 12:37pm On Mar 20, 2009
And Quad senior una too
Jokes EtcRe: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by alimat2(f): 11:44am On Mar 20, 2009
@jamzbond
Lolo is rite, is beta u go to the ZOO abi how many LION lik u dey here?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Na Who Be Dis Romade Sef? by alimat2(op): 11:41am On Mar 20, 2009
@lola
Dat is out of ur bisiness, evendo he beats me always
Nairaland GeneralRe: Na Who Be Dis Romade Sef? by alimat2(op): 11:31am On Mar 20, 2009
Na wetin u wan know?
Jokes EtcRe: Click At Ur Own Peril by alimat2(f): 11:29am On Mar 20, 2009
romade:
comot all d chairs
Na u bi di new chairman?
Jokes EtcRe: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by alimat2(f): 11:19am On Mar 20, 2009
And u romade, na waka u go waka till day break u no get wher u dey put ur head 4 9t
Nairaland GeneralNa Who Be Dis Romade Sef? by alimat2(op): 10:46am On Mar 20, 2009
huh huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
Jokes EtcRe: It Isn't Funny. by alimat2(f): 7:36pm On Mar 19, 2009
Una dun dey fight abi u dun 4get say na ur twinny bi lomode?
Jokes EtcRe: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by alimat2(f): 7:25pm On Mar 19, 2009
Eina menn, na bi cos of N5. Anyway dollar dun dey fall.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pronouncations! by alimat2(f): 6:57pm On Mar 19, 2009
eflibodi conglaturates me as ma neibor burn bebi gei,the woman com lame the gei
chairmaka
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Do'nt Want To Get Married by alimat2(f): 5:29pm On Mar 19, 2009
U can chop the head of ur life, shayo shayo shayo as much as u can
TV/MoviesRe: Jenifa! by alimat2(f): 5:26pm On Mar 19, 2009
Gbogbo  bigs girls in the hause
   

                                     see  yaa
                                     catch yaa
                                     laterrrrrrrrrrr
CelebritiesRe: Omotola or Rita Dominic - who is more beautiful? by alimat2(f): 5:22pm On Mar 19, 2009
Abeegy, beauty is said to be in the eye of the beholder

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