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Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 11:40am On Mar 05, 2009

Ben20001:
_{the day you'll speak pure English language in this forum,

I'll announce it on the nairaland homepage}

i go employ u to teacher me inglish, but dont teach me non sense oooooooooooooooooo

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 10:16am On Mar 05, 2009

i dey sell water and soap with kankan,come buy 4 my hand make u buff am

Islam › Re: What Qur'an Says About Jesus by alimat2(f): 9:58am On Mar 05, 2009

@ davidylan
Thank you 4 ur advise, but u will tel me where it is written in the bible that u should
make mockery of ur believe

Islam › Re: Muslims Sister In The House by alimat2(f): 9:46am On Mar 05, 2009

since muhsin is not interested grin

i'll give you Alimat grin

lagosboy

i begoooooooo i hope say he no go plug this tit for my bodi? cry

Islam › Re: Muslims Sister In The House by alimat2(f): 9:44am On Mar 05, 2009

since muhsin is not interested grin

i'll give you Alimat grin

lagosboy

i begoooooooo i hope say he no go plug this tit for my bodi? cry

Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by alimat2(f): 9:35am On Mar 05, 2009

baa ruwa, hakoi bentrol she u go drink?

Jokes Etc › Re: Facial Expression by alimat2(f): 6:17pm On Mar 04, 2009

Daaani y u dey vex?

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by alimat2(f): 5:59pm On Mar 04, 2009

lomade the great grand pa, i no no se u get big extended family lik this.and

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 5:43pm On Mar 04, 2009

i go help am, he get one man 4 okija shrine,sharp sharp the blindness shal come to pass

Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section: - Chat Thread by alimat2(f): 5:39pm On Mar 04, 2009

i don get belle and he talk say no bi am, pls advise me na wetin i 4 do

Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by alimat2(f): 4:46pm On Mar 04, 2009

Na mile 12 mkt i go sins na mallam romade the yam seller no quick answer me

Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by alimat2(f): 4:14pm On Mar 04, 2009

Na mile 12 mkt i dey sins moring i wan buy yam but na mallam romade no quick sell yam 4 me

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 7:26pm On Mar 03, 2009

romade:
liar na since 1948 u don dey do 21st born day

she u na u teach me the first time kiss

Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by alimat2(f): 7:20pm On Mar 03, 2009

romade:
go slip jor

na u i dey wait 4 make we go sleep for room 4

Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by alimat2(f): 5:53pm On Mar 03, 2009

I go beat u oooooooooooooo

Jokes Etc › Re: Facial Expression by alimat2(f): 5:49pm On Mar 03, 2009

Talk direct, no do corna corna are u intersted? cos its a free wod. abi u no c lomade as him de swim go

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 5:23pm On Mar 03, 2009

i never do am b4 oooooooooooooooooo cry

Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by alimat2(f): 5:18pm On Mar 03, 2009

4 getto

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by alimat2(f): 5:04pm On Mar 03, 2009

romade:
olofofo

shame 2 u

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 4:53pm On Mar 03, 2009

romade:
d one wey u do last month no be only tap water u give dem
[/quote
as e take bi wota i giv them u stil ask for more

oliver twist ,

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by alimat2(f): 4:36pm On Mar 03, 2009

Lolabbey:
u sure sey u don see dat kain mony b4

he want tief am?

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by alimat2(f): 4:20pm On Mar 03, 2009

na wetin bad der if she make up wth every bodi abi u want make shi makeup wth u 2?

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 4:14pm On Mar 03, 2009

crazykid:
Whose birthday paty?

U no dey house abi u travel?

Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by alimat2(f): 3:24pm On Mar 03, 2009

romade:
dat was d aunty adugbo

romadear, na me and u we go die together

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 3:08pm On Mar 03, 2009

U are all invited to the buyday party 29t, dress code green and put on ur shades cool

Islam › Re: What Qur'an Says About Jesus by alimat2(f): 3:05pm On Mar 03, 2009

Lagosboy:
@Alimat2

I think the folks are just having an intellectual expository into the concept of Jesus in Islam which is educative and enlightening.

It is in the Quran not to speak aginst the false gods and idols so they dont insult Allah in return.

I THINK THIS HAS GONE BEYOUND INTELLCTUALS. PLEASE THINKKKKKKK-

Jokes Etc › Re: Facial Expression by alimat2(f): 2:36pm On Mar 03, 2009

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 2:15pm On Mar 03, 2009

Ben20001:
what?

water and garri tongue

Islam › Re: What Qur'an Says About Jesus by alimat2(f): 2:07pm On Mar 03, 2009

Y CANT U PPLE SIT AND THINK ABOUT UR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH SO EVER UR GOD IS INSTEAD OF SAYING NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT UR BELIEVE. BUT I THINK IT IS WRITTEN IN THE HOLY QURAN THAT U SLD NOT SAY ANY BAD THING AGAINST THE PPLE OF THE BOOK SO THAT THEY WONT SAY ANY NEGATIVE WORD AGAINST UR RELIGION AND UR GOD ALSO WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALE NOT JUDGE, WHO SO EVER IS AN IGNORANT OF ANY RELIGION SHOULD LEAVE IT AND CONCENTRATE ON HIS OWN RELIGION.ITS HIGH TIME U THINK ABT UR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH UR GOD .PLS LEAVE JESUS,MU HAMMED AND THE REST ALONE FOR GOD ALMIGHTY.SAVE UR PERSONAL LIFE INSTEAD

Islam › Re: Muslims Sister In The House by alimat2(f): 1:30pm On Mar 03, 2009

guad 4 bid what is no 3? ololunmaje. impossicant

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by alimat2(op): 10:10am On Mar 03, 2009

y u dey jealux? put on ur own

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