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SportsRe: That $100k Will Finish - Nigerian Tiktoker Peller Blasts Asisat Oshoala by alizma: 1:44pm On Aug 10, 2025
I hope that Benin girl has nothing serious with this dude cos he is going to ruin her bright future with his very low IQ.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Won Rivers State In 2023 – Rotimi Amaechi by alizma: 8:03pm On Aug 09, 2025
ADC is working hard to fail like other opposition, too much focus on criticism always end up in promoting the party you are opposing, the reason is that you may end up not being able to tell the masses what you have for them that is different from what they are currently getting from the ruling party and this has been the case of ADC so far.
HealthRe: Help A One Minute Man Please by alizma: 7:54pm On Aug 09, 2025
NewPee44:
Good day Nairalanders,

I seriously need your help to save my marriage.
I will be very brief with my story.

I am a newly wedded man. Before I got married, I usually take soda (Coke, Fata and big cola) drinks a lot, sometimes I take 2 bottles a day. Back then I assumed that since my work is so stressful, the soda will nor have much effect.

Fast forward to few months of my wedding, I stopped drinking soda.

Surprisingly, my P*nis could not stand properly for almost a week, I had to visit a local herb seller for Agbo. After few days, it started working again.
Fast forward to few days ago, I realised that I cum as quickly as 2minutes or less. The present situation is making me restless.

Please kindly advise on what I can use to get back myself.
Relax, meet the local herbs person that helped you earlier and explain to him/her, also you need to work on getting erection after first round. Naturally many people come quick with the first round but when it get to second round or third round, the story will be different. Get used to your wife so much that you both can talk freely in the other room because at times,, the fear that you may not meet up to expectation can cause you to download before the expected time. Also your woman should learn how to initiate the move, if you constantly play the role of the man in need, you are likely to experience what you didn't bargain for.
PoliticsRe: South African Media Hails Nigeria's ''Resurgent Economy'' by alizma: 8:04am On Aug 08, 2025
Nigerians wey no like their country go still complain about this news.
PoliticsRe: Minister Wike Is Beautifying Abuja FCT, Doing A Great Job - Issac Fayose(vid) by alizma: 2:51pm On Aug 07, 2025
Wike is doing wonderfully well in Abuja, the free flow os traffic in the federal capital is amazing.
TravelRe: Festus Keyamo Reacts To Kwam1 - Valujet Incident by alizma: 2:47pm On Aug 07, 2025
This is very commendable statement from the minister
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Woman Breaks Spine Attempting Nicki Minaj Stiletto Challenge Weeks After by alizma: 12:08pm On Aug 07, 2025
I hope she is single so that she can carry her cross by herself, not to start blackmailing an innocent son of man to spend his hard earned money on treating avoidable injury in the name of love.
RomanceRe: Oshodi Lady Who Sponsored Boyfriend Through School Gets Dumped For Educated Woma by alizma: 5:05pm On Aug 06, 2025
Doctordan:
It is not good to train people ,only for them to repay you with ingratitude and betrayal. The man just used her.
Na human being selfishness be the problem, normally don't give people something in expectation of something, give in appreciation of the relationship you have shared and on your believe that they deserve it as your support. However, this is different from whe someone out rightly asked for loan or help with promise to pay back. So in the absence of promise, please don't give in expectation but in appreciation of what you both shared and on the value you placed on the individual. Ever since I learn this, I have had my peace of mind. I do things for friends but without expectation. Those who remember and say thank you, made me proud, those who forget, didn't disappoint me but themselves.
RomanceRe: Oshodi Lady Who Sponsored Boyfriend Through School Gets Dumped For Educated Woma by alizma: 4:56pm On Aug 06, 2025
If men open their records on this same matter, EFCC go pack 92% of Nigerian girls put for prison.
Note: I am speaking from experience
RomanceRe: Conjoined Twin Gets Married While Her Sister Remains Single by alizma: 9:28pm On Aug 05, 2025
Usmanovic95:
With or without intimacy,there is still always going to be an issue. None of the man can personalize either of the girl cos of reason we all know. Best decision will be for two of them to come to terms with loving the same man.
That's why I love my Africa. On Africa, it would have just be that a man married conjoined twin.
RomanceRe: Conjoined Twin Gets Married While Her Sister Remains Single by alizma: 2:22pm On Aug 05, 2025
Usmanovic95:
So what happens when the other girl find love too? Wahala go get issue o.
Love with or without knacking? From what I can see, only one knacking space exist for the twin
CareerRe: Atlassian: Mike Cannon-Brookes Sacks 150 Employees, "They'll Be Replaced By AI" by alizma: 10:40am On Aug 02, 2025
Human beings will still survive, let ai do everything, that way we would have more time to relax and bound properly as humans not this nonsense that is currently going as if we are matchines. Mummy and daddy will be busy working so much that they don't even know what their kids eat or prefer. The other time it took a man 3 days to know that his wife was missing. They were running shift in different companies and he had thought they weren't meeting each other at home cos of the shift whereas the woman had gone missing.
PoliticsRe: Hunger In Nigeria Getting Worse, People Are Looking For Crumbs — Dino Melaye by alizma: 10:33am On Aug 02, 2025
Some simple but right question would have had him covering his face in shame in that studio, just ask him to tell Nigerians what he did for his people as a senator, in which way is he different from the people he now castigate, was he, in practical terms, able to better the lives of those who worked under him while he was a senator?
PoliticsRe: New Tax Law Introduces Rent Relief Capped At N500k For Nigerians by alizma: 6:23pm On Aug 01, 2025
richmond500:
This is what it meant

You dey work. Every month, dem dey collect tax from your salary.

Before before, government go first remove:
₦200k or 1% of your salary (whichever better)
Then again remove 20% of your full salary
Na the remaining balance dem go tax.

So you dey pay small tax, chop better balance.

But now...
Government change am.
No more that ₦200k + 20% removal 😢
Instead, dem say:

“We go only remove 20% of your house rent before we tax you — but max we fit remove is ₦500k.”
So if your rent na ₦1 million → 20% = ₦200k (that’s your relief)
If your rent na ₦3 million → 20% = ₦600k, but they’ll only allow ₦500k max

Real Life Gist: Let’s say John earns ₦6 million a year, and he dey pay ₦1 million rent:

Before:
Government remove ₦1.2 million (relief)
Dem tax am on ₦4.8 million
John pay ₦896k as tax

Now:
Only ₦200k removed (20% of his rent)
Dem tax am on ₦5.8 million
John pay ₦834k as tax
John now pays ₦62k less tax — small gain!
Who this new system favour?

People wey:
Earn small money
Pay rent

People wey:
Earn big money (₦25m and above) go pay more tax now
Own their own house — dem no get any benefit at all 😐
Small good news:
First ₦800,000 you earn in one year — no tax at all. Government say make you chop am in peace.

Final Talk:
Government remove that old tax formula wey sweet.
Now na only your rent dem go use help you reduce tax — and only ₦500k max.
So, if you dey rent house and earn small, you go smile small.
But if you earn big or get your own house — wahala for you o 😅
This is actually what true tax look like unlike the regressive tax we were practicing before now.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Imposes New 15% Tariff On Nigeria, Others (See Full List) by alizma: 10:35am On Aug 01, 2025
FreeStuffsNG:
Here's the list on CNN website. I immediately searched for Nigeria but didn't find us on his list for 15%.
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/31/business/tariffs-trade-trump-deadline

Is there another list elsewhere ni?
Check the caption on what you post, the list you post is for countries with higher tariff, above 15% not 15% and below.
PoliticsRe: Salihu Lukman Accuses Coalition Leaders Of Plotting To Impose Candidates by alizma: 5:47pm On Jul 29, 2025
Na Obidients I just dey feel for. They no know where their man dey, whether na LP, ADC, or PDP.
Jokes EtcRe: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by alizma: 7:57pm On Jul 25, 2025
overdrive:
Na to follow back yard door leave town especially if na wowo girl. cool
That's why you should not allow longer throat to choose for you. For every woman you sleep with, chances are that she could get pregnant so choose wisely.
SportsRe: As A Footballer Who Are You Passing This Too? by alizma: 5:41pm On Jul 25, 2025
B then B should send it to C while he reposition himself.
EducationRe: FG Fixes Age 12 As Minimum For JSS1 Admission by alizma: 4:51pm On Jul 25, 2025
This is wrong na, this means a child must be 6 years before entering primary one. Do they think all parents send their children to nursery school before primary school?
TravelRe: U.S Delta Plane Catches Fire Mid-Air, Shortly After Takeoff (Photos, Video) by alizma: 11:50am On Jul 24, 2025
aribisala0:
Are you able to confess all your sins in such a short period
When you are up there, you will be surprised how fast your brain can work.
PoliticsRe: The Funniest Resignation Letter Of PDP To ADC ��� by alizma: 11:18pm On Jul 19, 2025
If you watch sponch box, then you will understand what follows that "I quit"
CrimeRe: Court Jails 15 Chinese For Cybercrime In Lagos by alizma: 7:25am On Jul 18, 2025
Nigerians are always in haste to downgrade their country, EFCC, Judiciary and the presidency deserve praise on this, this is the first things like this is happening and I believe if this can happen, there is hope that something better can happen in the future. Though some may go free due to diplomatic intervention, the foreign countries will also take steps to caution their citizens to avoid embarrassment that comes with repeated begging for its citizens to be freed of crime committed in foreign land. Nigerians also enjoy such diplomatic interventions.
Regardless that, the EFCC has done it's part and in a great way by going extra miles to publish images of the individuals involved.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Forget Northern Votes – Reno Tackle Obi's Absence At Buhari's Burial by alizma: 12:02pm On Jul 16, 2025
lexy2014:
the Reno that is crying more than the bereaved, was he at the burial?

when did he suddenly become a lover of buhari?

is it not the same Reno that was at Nigeria house in London running down buharis name and refused to come back to nigeria because of the insults he was insulting buhari?
One question for you, between Reno and Obi, who has something to loose by not attending the burial?
PoliticsRe: 2027: Forget Northern Votes – Reno Tackle Obi's Absence At Buhari's Burial by alizma: 8:11am On Jul 16, 2025
Ha, what could have caused him to be absent? As much as am not rooting for him, he is not know for this kind of absence na.
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Arrives In Daura For Buhari's Funeral (Photos) by alizma: 10:41pm On Jul 15, 2025
simplyOJ:
What's all these? grin Kai Ameachi. He wants to draw unnecessary attention to himself. Oga today na Bubu's day
Read watin others post na, Ameachi is a titled man in Daura, he is not just appearing there as Ameachi but as Dan Amana of Daura, it's a demand on him to present himself, Dan Amana of Daura not just Ameachi, in a manner that does not devalue the title, most especially when he appears before those who know the meaning and value of the title.
RomanceRe: Lady Shares Photos Of All Her Exes Vs. The 'odogwu' She's Marrying Now(Photos/Vi by alizma: 9:15pm On Jul 14, 2025
For every single boyfriend shown, add 9. That is 5 visible boyfriends = 50
PoliticsRe: Shettima Visits Mamman Daura,Buhari’s Nephew Admitted In London Hospital (Video) by alizma: 8:15pm On Jul 14, 2025
Ttalk:
Do you think you are making sense, have you checked the number of Young Shall Grow that carries corpse from SW to the East daily?
So na business Buhari and maman go do for London? Those people carried from West to East were out there hustling until death come calling.
If this Buhari and maman news no shame you, what else will? Imagine a two time ex president and a strong ally, a nephew of the president at London hospital within the same time, what embarrassment is worse than this?
How does it fits comfortably into your head that our two time president will be box back home to be buried, all because there is no world class hospital in Nigeria?
I am late Buhari supporter but the truth must be said.
PoliticsRe: Abure’s Visit To Wike Confirms Where His Loyalty Lies – Labour Party by alizma: 6:39am On Jul 14, 2025
Maybe Atiku's interest was in APC, that was why he visited Buhari.
PoliticsRe: Why I served food at an event in Imo - Peter Obi (Photos) by alizma: 6:56pm On Jul 13, 2025
Every politician will have explanation to give. But let me ask, is this the first ever jubilee of hope in Nigeria? If not, ova confess jeje and let peace reign.
PoliticsRe: Only Federal Elections Should Concern Non-state Indigenes by alizma: 1:21pm On Jul 13, 2025
Shawarmagirl:
The fear of the Igbos is the beginning of wisdom. If not for fear of dominance, tell me what it is for not allowing them vote.
But no one fear domination than the Igbos.
Christianity EtcRe: Priscilla Ojo Dumps Christianity For Islam because Of A Man! Is He Manipulating Her by alizma: 9:36am On Jul 13, 2025
It's a normal thing in the West so move on

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