₦airaland Forum

Nko is a Yoruba word

Building in warri. Dem never collect deve from you. Warri is a shit hole

isotopy:
The National Leader of the All
Progressives Congress, Asiwaju
Bola Tinubu, has asked
Nigerians to hold the Peoples
Democratic Party responsible for
the ongoing fuel scarcity across the country. Read they won't.

you should know by now that APC zombies don't read but just dish out lies

The truth is that APC has no business being in power. They are good as opposition

Very interesting

thread yi du

yorubas ti finally bere si ma ronu

our problem is politicians in yorubaland

they care more about their money and investment

How much

But why ?

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

Proudly omo yoruba

Simple, because he is not fulani

The way some women talk eh, one would think they are either immature or just have fish brain

A woman shows appreciation for her husband support and some people are talking trash. Can't they see that the husband is almost kneeling down to pick her as well.

these same women would gladly kneel down to give bj. Rubbish

Good move but 50k range would have been better over 8 years or so

Op you are funny, I agree with all they are saying and I am not igbo, so shove your tribalistic brain up your ***

babdap:
Ogun workers never suffer like their counterpart in Osun,Oyo, Ondo and Ekiti.

edition and ondo workers are not suffering

only oyo, osun and ogun. So know what you are saying

No power for the pass 48 hours, again we have made a mistake

nedu2000:
Kachikwu and the FG should learn not to negotiate with 'economic' terrorists.
PENGASSAN/NUPENG are a selfish lot

do you have sense at all ?

A lesson for all

next time, you would ask whether positive or negative change

Na dem dem vote change na

abeg

segalex:
My last salary was November 2015,i work with ekiti state government.
But I thank God for his sustaining grace

lies, I have a friend that works in ekiti and he has gotten even his February alert

Excelsior12:
Oyo state

you voted apc so enjoy your change

Seun, so you would tell us that we should vote for Jagaban. We have saboteurs among the youth

As the topic says , Buhari is God's punishment to Nigerians since we cannot think. How can a youth of this country vote a past 1985 president back in 2015. Nigeria youths especially those that voted apc are the dumbest in the world. Quote me any day

Is this the only thing we would keep hearing

what exactly is Lai Mohammed's job in this government. No achievement nothing

caselessogbuagu:
18th? My God! Lie of the year!

Please where do you work?

You should verify before typing that trash you typed up there.

Oh i just check your profile and I can see you are a Buhari fan.

"If you love BUHARI, I love you too."

It explains a lot. Sorry

Indeed we are moving back in this country, when did receiving a salary/wage you earned from the Federal government of Nigeria become a thing of celebration and news ?

This never happen in the past government, infact by 18th some have already received their alert for wages.

NIGERIA IS NOT GOING FORWARD BUT BACKWARD EVERYDAY WITH THIS NEW GOVERNMENT !!!!

PURE WATER IS NOW 20 NAIRA PER SACHET !!!! just last year january/febuary it was 5 naira. You can tell the level of inflation thanks to Buhari APC government