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NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by aljpimp(m): 8:38am On Oct 22, 2014
Drakula:
The way wey some people anxiety De grow for count down, sotey dem De dream of camp.
I believe some of dem go enter their various camp on the 1st of November, come wait for gate till 4th.
Here are the culprits...
.
Isryl02 ( m),
Tawfeeqah,
aljpimp (m),
Luvlyfal ( f), (second runner up miss camp)
frankjekkins ,
lilylurv ( f), (first runner up miss camp)
Usherseun ( m),
shootsight( m), (dem sight you for mami markets batch b, De scout for better camp)
sabiguy (m), (Actor, we see u for Abuja camp site yterday, you De case the place, we hear say you don't buy 30 white shirts and shorts, abeg share oh)
AfonSales ( m),
ifeoluwatoyin2 ,
zlatan ,
dania30 (f),
trendiitee( f), (you and taiye marry 4 camp, nysc go dash una 500k,)
niceeric (m), (Mr nice guy)
Idyeyop,
isuzu1 ( m),
louisdaniel( m),
kaffy1232 ( f),
foxyac3 ( m),
mercielizzie (f ),
zeebello ,
oyeludef,
westinfo4040 (m ),
Anugod( f ), (prepare for a miracle)
Ishowdels( m),
HisMajesty1(m ),
meeva ( f ),
Rusa ( f ),
henrinity ( m),
richybanky(m ),
sheyihandsy( m),
psymonds (m ), (I hear say nysc put you for kitchen staff, make you De pound yam)
jennyesh ( f ),
Josieojeb,
Tashaa (f),
hawdi( m),
Claroo( m),
gbemmie09 (f ),
Jaylord1 ,
noordean ( m), (I hear say you De practice marching)
keppyy ( f),
jenyunwojo (f ),
HisMajesty1 (m),
fantasticfarouk ( m),
sodiqyinka (m), (sabi guy see you last week wear white jalabia De rehearse camp exercise. No wear day jalabia come camp oh. Na white shirt, shorts and shoe's)
Mogenerous (f ), (miss camp)
Wildemex92( m),
myquestion (m), (come out of ghost mode and as ur qst)
suyamasta (m), (suya De wait for you oh)
Ayomax( m), (boss)
Akinife( m),
fweshblacboai2 (m), (I hear say you De gym so you go win Mr macho for camp, take am easy)
navistar (m), (dem say you De practice waking up by 4am)
DamiEsan,
jennyesh (f), (fine girl)
Toscoas2 (m),
Sammyblaq( m),
Salihu00,
AYOOLA1983 , m (dreaming of nysc since 1983)
editate( m),
Tashaa (f),
hawdi( m), (girls go fight for camp because of you)
Claroo( m),
gbemmie09 (f ),
Jaylord1 ,
keppyy ( f),
jenyunwojo (f ),
HisMajesty1 (m),
Wildemex92( m),
Akinife( m),
fweshblacboai2 (m), (na only you never dream if camp yet)
DamiEsan,
jennyesh (f),
Toscoas2 (m),
Sammyblaq( m),
Salihu00,
meditate( m),( stop meditation and comment, camp is less than 2 weeks)
.

If your name no Dey here, you be better prospective otondo, sojo go flog you for camp...


Haha bro..nice one..even if camp na till december sef..man don dey addicted to this thread..this is where i do my morning devotion

Good morning house,




Abeg na joke oh.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by aljpimp(m): 7:15pm On Oct 20, 2014
Ayomax:
God bless you my brother, that the point I'm trying to make to niceeric, we differentiate village n town/city with population (from a town planner perspective) a village can have all the social amenities but if the ppl living in that community ranging from a few hundred to a few thousand then it's a village. more over a village do have some selected days of the week for their market days, there market ain't everyday.
yes yes very correct bro...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by aljpimp(m): 7:08pm On Oct 20, 2014
sodiqyinka:
Obalende no be village o. Abi no b Obalende wey dey Island? Am i missing something here? shocked
bro i was shocked to hear that from rick ross also..maybe he got his reasons sha..at least i stayed in keffi street for some months..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by aljpimp(m): 6:56pm On Oct 20, 2014
Ayomax:
Bros, I give up. My last word will be, is it not that same RICK ROSS that called Africa a beautiful country? I no argue again
Actually it depends on ur perspective..i once saw a village in france..was by far more beautiful than ikeja..con see landscape bro..some dictionaries even say a village is a place with lesser population than a town and usually has no market..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by aljpimp(m): 6:30pm On Oct 20, 2014
[quote author=aljpimp post=27306351]Bro i feel u jare..lotta villages in lag...ijegun,ijagemo....even Rick Ross called the people in Obalende villagers..so whats d argument about?[/quot
My comment is meant for u @ niceeric..i was meant to feel u jare..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by aljpimp(m): 6:22pm On Oct 20, 2014
Ayomax:
I noticed you removed Ajegunle from your previous post about places you think are still villages in Lagos. guess I need to rest my case.
Bro i feel u jare..lotta villages in lag...ijegun,ijagemo....even Rick Ross called the people in Obalende villagers..so whats d argument about?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by aljpimp(m): 4:37pm On Oct 14, 2014
Yeahh..callup num gotten today...#teamlautech #teampureandappliedchemistry..
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Order for ur branded wears and Jersies by aljpimp(op): 8:36pm On Oct 10, 2014
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by aljpimp(m): 5:48pm On Oct 10, 2014
sodiqyinka:
No biggy sir. You will be mobilized. Cheers
Thanks so much broda
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by aljpimp(m): 4:31pm On Oct 10, 2014
Hello @sodiqyinka i have an issue with my dob.
Instead of july 1st ,i was given january 7th but still same year..hope its no big deal? Thanks in anticipation
SportsRe: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by aljpimp(m): 3:10pm On Oct 06, 2014
That manchester united fan that sings fuji better than pasuma wen united is leading but wen united trail his forgets he can sing
PhonesRe: A Nairalander’s Experience With Power Banks by aljpimp(m): 12:46pm On Sep 29, 2014
bobo65: I sell 5600mah for 2k, in case u need Sha
cool..whats the make? Im in ib
PhonesRe: A Nairalander’s Experience With Power Banks by aljpimp(m): 11:12am On Sep 28, 2014
dastranger: New age ?? is it not this same pple that sells those poor quality phone chargers, desktop chargers, earpiece etc that wont last long. Bro i wont advise you go for their products. check among the ones I have mentioned here (Xiaomi, Ankers, Lumsing, Romoss, PowerAdd etc)
Oh thanks brother
PhonesRe: A Nairalander’s Experience With Power Banks by aljpimp(m): 11:12am On Sep 27, 2014
@op what do u know about new age power banks?
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Order for ur branded wears and Jersies by aljpimp(op): 7:22am On Sep 24, 2014
Order now..still selling at cheap prices...we make branded wears for birthdays,churches,mosques,political events like campaigns and any kind of event
We also make branded designer wears at reasonable prices.
Msg us on whatsapp 08159887956
Bbm 7E357955
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Order for ur branded wears and Jersies by aljpimp(op): 6:39pm On Sep 13, 2014
For your branded and customised wears such as T shirts,polos ,sport wears ,Native wears,Blazers,Suits,vasity jackets ,Sweatshirts and so on at cheap prices call us on.
We also customise clothes for events such as birthday party,wedding ceremony, religions events,political events and so on

AljpimpFit wears

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BBM pin 7E357955

A trial will surely convince you..
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Order for ur branded wears and Jersies by aljpimp(op): 7:30pm On Sep 06, 2014
place your order now
BusinessRe: ATM Fee: CBN Lied To Us by aljpimp(m): 8:51am On Aug 27, 2014
hollandis: 105 again? Your banks are thieves huh
yeah.that always pisses me off..i use UBA and you can confirm from other UBA customers..i believe its just a way to extort cus even wen u withdraw over the counter and its less than 20k,you'll be charged also
BusinessRe: ATM Fee: CBN Lied To Us by aljpimp(m): 8:35am On Aug 27, 2014
hollandis: Its just means you guys should save.Some peoplejust indiscriminately use the ATM,for 1 naira today,17 naira. In the night and 50 naira the next morning.It doesnt make sense.Just collect 100 naira beginning of the month or any amount you deem enough to run your lifestyle.You guys dont use online banking also,so its a little bleak for you guys.
Cbn is encouraging you to save,not every policy is detrimental,moreover bank charges are applicable anywhere in america but to be frank,3 times a month is a little outrageous angry
i see no reason for them to charge an additional 65 naira..what is now the essence of the 105naira monthly maintenance charge most banks charge?
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Order for ur branded wears and Jersies by aljpimp(op): 11:01pm On Aug 18, 2014
now available..order your club jersies at cool rate..
contact us on 08159887956
Bbm pin 7E357955

Fashion/Clothing MarketOrder for ur branded wears and Jersies by aljpimp(op):
For your branded and customised wears such as T shirts,polos ,sport wears ,Native wears,Blazers,Suits,vasity jackets ,Sweatshirts and so on at cheap prices call us on.
We also customise clothes for events such as birthday party,wedding ceremony, religions events,political events and so on

AljpimpFit wears

08159887956

BBM pin 7E357955

A trial will surely convince you..

Christianity EtcRe: .:: Non-tithers Are Criminals ::. by aljpimp(m): 9:51am On Jul 13, 2014
why the controversy about God and tithe.No one is forced to believe as u all are entitled to ur choices...why not do good things as commanded by God while on earth than begging for second chance when ur existence on earth is no more..The fact that you believe in God does not change him from being God..we humans just love to believe things that will bring justice to our evil consciences
BusinessInvest 100k And Make 50% Profit In 3 Months On Cassava/maize Farming by aljpimp(op):
Good day everyone..This offer might sound too sweet to be real but yes it is sweet and real.
As we all know how cassava farming and processing have been doing largely well in Nigeria and abroad.Cassava is needed on a daily basis for processing into many useful products.
Going straigth to the point,i have a 3 acre of land mainly for cassava farming and intercropping with maize and i need a serious minded investor to do business with.
The investor will invest just 100k and it is mainly for land preparation and processing and i can even go as far as getting a cassava processing machine.The investor will receive his/her money back within 3 months plus making 50% profit(do the math).

Anyone interested in this business can call me on this num.08102750979.
BBpin 7E357955
Whatsapp number 08159887956
You must reside in ibadan or osun state

we need to see and discuss better and make arrangements on writing and signing some legal documents so as for both parties to be safe.
Hoping to hear from any interested investor..thanks for the time spent reading this
FashionRe: Beards Keep You Young, Healthy & Handsome, Says Science by aljpimp(m): 8:57am On Jul 04, 2014
Dhortunn: Beards, a priced asset for most guys. You just can't deny the fact that most of the 'beardless' Bros wish to grow some quickly. wink
you make sense bro..those guys who are like damnn! i hate beards have sahara desert on there cheeks but wish they had..they would have one time applied something to make it grow.even if its tasere beards
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by aljpimp(m): 2:37pm On Jul 02, 2014
mercylicious: Nobody can guarantee u dt a particular stock will increase by 20 percent in a particular time frame. The mkt has a mind of its own, by trading, we mean buy and sell stock once the price meets ur target price. The duratn can range from days to months.

@house and myjoy, plz ur reply will also be apreciated.

NB- anyone dt tells u he will give u 20 percent in one month with certainty is likely a scammer.
Thanks a lot sir..i have deeply noted your points and i need to learn from you and other experts on this thread so as to restrategize..thanks so much
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by aljpimp(m): 11:49am On Jul 02, 2014
mercylicious: Ppm's are not allowed. Post everything her in black n white. Other's might learn from ur questn.
its okay sir...im looking to trade on a short term and opened an acc with morgan..holding a particular stock for a week and probably having 20% profit,is it a good way of trading?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by aljpimp(m): 7:52am On Jul 02, 2014
myjoy08: Absolutely Yes Sir.
thanks sir..can i send you a pm as per needing ur guidiance?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by aljpimp(m): 11:32pm On Jul 01, 2014
myjoy08: Sometimes it can favor you but on the downside, you might end up losing. The best time to buy is around noon when all offer and bid are in place.
thanks so much sir....do u mean larger volume is traded in the noon?

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