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TravelRe: Polish Student Visa by aljpimp(m): 2:36pm On Mar 05, 2022
AllKnowing:
If her surname and your parents’ (possibly father’s) surnames are the same, then that means you have same surname (as your parents) and this appears on your international passport. Or am I missing something, please?

Bank statements MUST show activity (both debits and credits). It is wise to leave a minimum cash balance of 12,000 zloty (equivalent in naira) around the time of your visa interview.
Hello boss can I dm you?
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by aljpimp(m): 9:46am On Mar 05, 2022
Cloven22:
Visit their website at www.flickwheel.com. You'll see the different offers for you.
Couldn’t find my car brand there and it’s not saving after putting the VIN. I use the Hyundai Sonata 2011
TravelRe: Polish Student Visa by aljpimp(m): 10:51am On Mar 04, 2022
Please who knows the supporting documents needed if I’m doing self sponsorship? My account is active and running.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by aljpimp(m): 9:33pm On Mar 02, 2022
Cloven22:
You might want to get expert opinion on your engine problem. Check out Flickwheel for trusted mechanics around your area.
Oh how do I do that?
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by aljpimp(m): 7:57pm On Mar 02, 2022
My car engine oil keeps reducing and I have to top it up like every week.. I just recently replaced the oil seal between the engine and the gearbox but yet the oil keeps reducing.. I always see oil stain on the engine protector but don’t know where it comes from. Please what can I do?
HealthRe: My Experience As A Kidney Failure Patient In Nigeria by aljpimp(m): 3:57pm On Feb 26, 2022
hismylolo:
Glory be to GOD Almighty! I received intensive care and treatment at LUTH and I was placed on hemodialysis and given several blood transfusion and later was placed on blood boosting medication. Last time I had dialysis was in March 2016 and I have been freed from dialysis and I am now able to do things that I love doing and also resumed back to work before the end of that same year. Initially i lost hopes and I thought that I was going to die simply because my case was very severe and my blood pressure was very high, blood sugar levels was low, creatinine level was very high, BUN (blood urea Nitrogen) level was very high, PCV ( Percentage of Cell Volume) was extremely low, but Thank GOD for my life today. I didn't do a transplant but I took caution, i listened to the health workers, i avoid some certain foods, i adopted a new lifestyle, i do adequate medical check-up, takes my medication accordingly and completely avoid self medication.
Bless God for your situation. Kindly educate us on your lifestyle that caused the kidney failure and always what new lifestyle modification you did.. thanks
Christianity EtcRe: How I Ended Up As A Mathematics Professor - Pastor Enoch Adeboye by aljpimp(m): 3:37pm On Feb 09, 2022
gypsey:
So everything i wrote up there only that part caught your attention?. grin you just want to keep clinging to the myth called hope by interpreting my words to suit your undestanding of hope.

If people go searching for negatives about anything, negatives they will find.



Well.. good luck!
You don’t get the point.. when you have hope, not necessarily religion… that works with your mind.. scientifically it’s proven some hormones will be released in your body .. reason I recommend that you read about wim hof‘s work .. did you know that scientists have tested the brain transmission of yogis in the likes of sadhguru and the result was surprising. I understand your view but as far as this universe remains dynamic, no view is superior
Christianity EtcRe: Holy Bible Spared As Fire Burn Cars In Onitsha, Anambra State (Photo, Video) by aljpimp(m): 3:28pm On Feb 09, 2022
ahnie:
You mean to tell me that,the Bible was lucky to escape the fire festival, Whilst God allowed the cars to deliberately get burnt to ashes just to teach the owners of the car a lesson.



Ears akimbo,oya tell me something?
So God set the cars on fire? I wonder why most of you refuse to be logical. When something happens, you’ll be quick to disregard God.. the nature has its rules and when humans fail to obey .. disasters must happen. Most problems are man made problems .
Christianity EtcRe: Holy Bible Spared As Fire Burn Cars In Onitsha, Anambra State (Photo, Video) by aljpimp(m): 3:25pm On Feb 09, 2022
immortalcrown:
This is not a miracle by God. Either the fire did not affect where the Bible was kept or the Bible is fortified with fetish things.

God does not perform this kind of miracle. The Bible, though containing the word of God, is a bunch of paper made by humans. God is not irrational. He will not make humans flammable and make Bible non-flammable. He has the power to do it but He is not as foolish as human to do it. A man can do it to brag about his power. God will not save the Bible and allow the car to get burnt. God is not irrational and wicked like a man. The biblical statement that the word of God shall not pass away does not mean the holy Bible is non-flammable. When some houses containing copies of the Bible get burnt, the bible copies also get burnt depending on how the copies are kept in the houses.

If you set your Bible on fire, the back covers and the edge will definitely get burnt. The Bible will not get completely burnt because the pages are air-tight. Burning is difficult or impossible without air. Only a very old Bible with deformed edges and loose binding may get completely burnt. Dictionaries and other thick books are not different. The only way to make a thick book burn completely is by socking the book in an inflammable liquid.
Are you aware that most disasters are man made disasters?
Christianity EtcRe: How I Ended Up As A Mathematics Professor - Pastor Enoch Adeboye by aljpimp(m): 3:16pm On Feb 09, 2022
gypsey:
Well... hope is relative.. some of us don't need hope, we rely on what we can see or aquire at that moment and leave the rest or the future to sort itself out, hopes can disappoint, hopes are not assured, hopes are just something people hold on to for comfort, hopes are not real. Try not to judge me by your own or the Buddhists standard. grin humans are unique in their own ways.

I don't care what the Buddhists do or believe in, Afterall Buddhism is still a kinda religion that brainwashes their worshippers just like christianity or islam, all religion thrives on people's vulnerabilities therefore sells them false hopes and rubbish like spirituality to comfort them. For believers it is easy to feel that some kinda devil or unseen entities are responsible for their failures rather than blame themselves for not trying harder. grin they believe that some invisible guy called God or hope will come and sort out their problems invisibly with a magic wand

I would rather be told a hard uncomfortable truth than be told a very comforting and pleasant lie. this is what religion, church, hopes and faith tells vulnerable people, Pleasant lies!
Well, with your statement “leaving the rest for the future to sort out” is also a big way of holding on to something as a means of hope . .. you can’t be smarter than nature.. I’ll recommend that you go read about Wim hof(ice man) and see his discoveries and works ..
Christianity EtcRe: How I Ended Up As A Mathematics Professor - Pastor Enoch Adeboye by aljpimp(m): 10:04pm On Feb 08, 2022
gypsey:
Okay... if you say so.. i am not like you, criticize people all the time. Without criticsm people would not change their bad behaviours or crooked ways.

I will never be faced with any kinda real life issues because i always make sure they don't happen by living in the realities of life, therefore i will not seek hope from any kinda none existence entities or faith, they are not real.
Lols… it’s easier said man … anybody can be faced with anything.. even the Buddhists with vast knowledge of science and universe mixed with spirituality still hold on to something as hope
Christianity EtcRe: How I Ended Up As A Mathematics Professor - Pastor Enoch Adeboye by aljpimp(m): 8:55pm On Feb 08, 2022
gypsey:
I am guessing you are one of his foolish bottom lickers and worshippers. grin i hear the man is also messing about with young kids.
You don’t come on here to display your ignorance.. I’m not a believer of any religion but I wouldn’t criticize anyone for practicing whatever they believe brings them hope in this short life.. once you’re faced with real life issues beyond your capacity, you’ll understand you need anything to bring you hope to carry on ..
Christianity EtcRe: How I Ended Up As A Mathematics Professor - Pastor Enoch Adeboye by aljpimp(m): 6:25pm On Feb 08, 2022
gypsey:
Crooked scammer who calls himself a pastor. grin i pity his ignorant worshippers
All of you people are just funny.. you think you’re doing better mentally than him and his members? The only thing most of you know how to do is to criticize without facts.. evaluate your life yourself and see if you’re okay with the life you’re living ..
Christianity EtcRe: How I Ended Up As A Mathematics Professor - Pastor Enoch Adeboye by aljpimp(m): 6:23pm On Feb 08, 2022
ednut1:
not a role model. Simply a greedy man who collects money from corrupt rich and poor
Lols… you think you’re smarter than him?
Christianity EtcRe: Alcohol Is Medicinal - Rev Fr Oluoma by aljpimp(m): 12:23pm On Feb 07, 2022
NwokoloOwa:
You have now abadoned your Chamdor Wine line and running up and down the ner. Na wa for you. You are just a difficult person. You can't make a good leader or even a good follower. Please, change your ways.
You don’t even know what you’re talking baba.. go and pick a bottle of non alcoholic red wine chamdor from just rite or Shoprite and stop saying what you know nothing about .. so many funny people here
Christianity EtcRe: Alcohol Is Medicinal - Rev Fr Oluoma by aljpimp(m): 5:16pm On Feb 06, 2022
NwokoloOwa:
What is Lols about. Take correction, thank me and move on. I'm sure you have been running all over the net to check the new info but pride would not allow you. Even your Chamdor is a Red or White Sparking Grape Juice
Guess you know not what you’re talking . Alcoholic and non alcoholic red wine go through the same fermentation process .. the only difference is at the last stage in which the alcohol is removed .. baba not everyone is jobless to be busy with Nairaland
Christianity EtcRe: Alcohol Is Medicinal - Rev Fr Oluoma by aljpimp(m): 12:08pm On Feb 06, 2022
lacidi:
Chamdor is not wine. Go to shoprite and pick up a bottle of Chamdor and read what is written on it. It’s written clearly on the bottle ‘Sparkling Grape’ and further written ‘Alcohol free sparkling grape juice’. There is no where wine is written on a Chamdor bottle.
Baba chamdor has a brand of non alcoholic red wine .. made from grape fruit but the alcohol was removed at the last stage .. same fermentation process with the alcoholic wine .. go check yourself .. this is something I take bro.. I stopped taking alcoholic red wine due to some health issue.. majorly triggering my acid reflux symptoms so I had to switch to the non alcoholic brand
Christianity EtcRe: Alcohol Is Medicinal - Rev Fr Oluoma by aljpimp(m): 11:48am On Feb 06, 2022
NwokoloOwa:
My good friend there is nothing like non alcoholic wine. All wines must have alcohol. What we erroneously refer to as 'non alcoholic wines' are better referred to as alcohol free drinks or simply fruit juices not withstanding they are corked. They are processed through a vinification process and other processes to have their alcohol removed.

Again, all other fruit-based products marketed as 'nonalcoholic wine' are simply juice. And you can never see WINE written on then. Whether Eva, Carpel, Don Morris, etc

Thank you
Lols.. guess you’re not much in to red wines.. check chamdor
Christianity EtcRe: Alcohol Is Medicinal - Rev Fr Oluoma by aljpimp(m): 11:24am On Feb 06, 2022
SILVERLINES:
all wine contain alcoholic. Check your dictionary for the word wine

Goat
No bro.. go Shoprite you’ll see plenty non alcoholic red wine.. an example is chamdor
EducationRe: MAPOLY Student Arrested For Buying Contraceptives (Photo) by aljpimp(m): 5:59pm On Feb 05, 2022
[quote author=Odosgidigba post=109983675][/quote]But what she bought was postinor .. an emergency contraceptive
EducationRe: MAPOLY Student Arrested For Buying Contraceptives (Photo) by aljpimp(m): 5:48pm On Feb 05, 2022
jeff1993:
Are you normal?? ....
She’s using it for headache and body pain
EducationRe: MAPOLY Student Arrested For Buying Contraceptives (Photo) by aljpimp(m): 5:47pm On Feb 05, 2022
nonxo007:
I saw this post somewhere and I took my time to read the comments, one of those who commented stated that it is illegal by our law for a lady to commit abortion. The crime of abortion by our law is punishable by law and attract 6years imprisonment.
The pills she bought i believe are abortion pill, that means she was in the process of committing a crime punishable by our laws.
Sha I don't have details of what transpired, I'm just thinking aloud.
Quite funny though
Posits or is not meant for abortion.. and moreover preventing pregnancy is different from terminating it . NPF are total bunch of illiterates misinterpreting the Nigerian constitution
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants Space Cos I Am Broke by aljpimp(m): 6:56pm On Jan 31, 2022
WBworldwide:
I have been dating this girl for more than a year and she has been nice to me. But things hasn't been fair to me. She's an orphan, same thing as me.

I am a street boy and we are both in our final year in school. I made some money before she came into my life and then I went broke ever since, i am not blaming her or something but there are some things i can't share here about her.

So she travelled for the holiday for like three months now. She has changed, she told me her cousins are doing well and that their boyfriends' bought cars for them and that she has tried for me.

I really feel for her. That was one of the reasons I didn't want her to go home at first, negative influence. So, she told me she needed space that i have not been trying financially.

I told my friend and he said i should forget the girl for now. The thing is, I don't even blame her, I wouldn't stay with myself if I was her.

I'm just heart broken not being able to do anything.

I'm not simping o... Things are going well for me this period without her being here, i just feel for her that's all.

I'm a full stack hustler... I believe myself die... Even area believe me too
You’re just a student Man .. don’t entertain any pressure from any woman for her selfish interest
EducationRe: Nigerian Universities That Process Transcript Collection The Fastest Vs Slowest by aljpimp(m): 3:59pm On Jan 26, 2022
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Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by aljpimp(m): 1:49pm On Jan 16, 2022
Vision202:
Good morning all,

Please whenever I'm in a traffic or trying to turn my car the steering will be hard and engine off at times and some lights comes up e.g battery, oil etc. I will have to off the engine and start again before moving. This issue always happen when I'm using AC, when I'm not using the AC it doesn't happen.

Please what can be the cause? It's Toyota Camry 2004.
Thanks.
This happens mostly at night when the AC is very cold right?
TravelRe: Polish Student Visa by aljpimp(m): 5:56pm On Dec 16, 2021
Nesyma:
Grace differs ��
But let me share more light on this. I originally applied for October intake, I got my appointment on the 10th to summit on the 26th of October. The university refuse to give me extension letter so I had to differ to march next year immediately. I sent a mail to the school, they said they can't give me admission documents for march intake in October that i have to wait till first week of November but by then, my appointment go don dey invalid. So It was fast for me because my friend in that same university gave me a direct contact with warsaw university of business agent who communicate with the school directly on WhatsApp, she live in poland. On the 13th, just 3days Interval, I got my march intake document sent to my mail.
Wow that’s great
TravelRe: Polish Student Visa by aljpimp(m): 10:35am On Dec 16, 2021
Wammy2305:
that guy isn’t saying the truth bro…. He hasn’t been following the forum, some random people come here to say random things
I think so.. it’s hard seeing February/march in take even getting appointment let alone getting visa
TravelRe: Polish Student Visa by aljpimp(m): 8:11am On Dec 16, 2021
Nesyma:
I got my visa today o.
Congrats bro… the wait is worth it at the end
PropertiesRe: Having Issues With My Landlady, I Need Your Honest Advise by aljpimp(m): 2:11pm On Dec 15, 2021
Favfables1:
Yes it was self defense, buh can he prove it?
From his story, it was just himself and the landlady with her children. They were the only ones present before the noise attracted other people...

So between the period of when he went there to when the noise attracted people, they can fabricate any kind of story and pin it on him and they'll be no one to back up his claims of being attacked first because there was no one present and don't forget all this happened in the landlady's front yard...

So the landlady and her children can say he attacked them and they were the ones that acted in self defense, because the fight happened in her front yard and she was injured. The only thing people know is that "they were attracted by the noise and when they went there, they saw them fighting"...

And don't forget, he still went ahead to open the well even without the key...

Well...
What do I know sef...
I'm not even a lawyer undecided...
The burden of proof is not on the op.. it’s on the complainant to convince the court that truly the op attacked her
PropertiesRe: Having Issues With My Landlady, I Need Your Honest Advise by aljpimp(m): 2:09pm On Dec 15, 2021
KiNg0G:
for you to even fight publicly resulting to biting and blowing with your landlady or landlord, doesn't speak good about you as a tenant.

na to avoid physical fight.


but this op admitting he fought with his landlady.
dey judge dey give us say them gather am.
coming here to seek fake sympathy.

landlady's are wicked we know.

but some tenants do pass devil.


I still dey wonder after you bite my mama finish for hand, you still gather mind go break the lock from the well. (if na you op them bite your mama, how you go feel)


na the landlady son I pity.
na weakling... maybe he's a teenager.

for you to even get liver, bite my mama you go tell me.... nor be the well we go talk about.

na so one of my papa tenant's won carry that kind leg some years ago, Because him know dey see boys for my father's house....na only my sisters dey around.


hahahaha, when I show face because of am...crash 2weeks he maintain.


we nor quarrel...we nor fight.


but only my doings for the compound.... nobody tell am to maintain.


ps

quote me to abuse your father and die before This month end

them nor go see your body bury.
Wait, are you the landlady’s son?
Car TalkRe: Hyundai Sonata 2011 by aljpimp(m): 6:32pm On Dec 14, 2021
Inception:
shocked shocked shocked
Lols but I like the car generally .. I like the performance
CareerRe: Why Don't Mechanical Engineer Graduates Set Up Mechanic Shops by aljpimp(m): 2:35pm On Dec 13, 2021
drnoel:
Yes, the person I am talking about. They are engineers in their house. Father worked abroad for long on ships. His eldest son prefers motorcycles. He has a shop for motorcycles in Ikeja (don't ask me the name) though heard he isn't based back home. His younger one the one I mentioned has a motor shop too in Nigeria and is based there. Their youngest went into aeronautical engineering. I heard he is going to Holland.
Yes it has a broad area of specializations. Some even specialize in fabrication of engines..

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