₦airaland Forum

wayne4loan:
What is joy stick

A stick that gives so much joy to the owner and the recipient of the thrusting made by the stick

Love Machine:
My constituency allawee dey him pocket.

Ure just a d.ildo

I thought they say wisdom comes with old age, this man's case is different

tosyne2much:
Just 25 billion for a bank? Very cheap

I would have bought it if I was informed about it

NOT TOO LATE, PRICE AM 35BILLION THIS "A NIGERIAN INVESTORS" ACCORDING TO OP GO SELL AM TO U SHARP SHARP

So Davido could have bought the bank and still have 5billion naira change??

Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

The country really needs prayers, too many pervasive and weird news from there

Whatever excuse she has, being fed up n bla bla bla..... How dare u talk to Ur mum that way? And proud to show d world

Angeleena:
so now,you know the joy..lf you like,cum all day long,even till death..who kias??

Don't mind her, she has just gotten the attention she was seeking.... If u check now she has been cu.mming around since her sexcondary school days

Na Mikel Obi for preside before?

airminem:
That Doesnt Make Her Separate From The Rest Of The People

Why are women always jealous of other women? Even when they don't know them personally?

sirwilson:
This days everything is abt 'click the video lick and watch' like MB dey grow 4 tree.

Dem pht gun for Ur head to watch am? But if na Chidinma cucumber part 3, u go download am watch with popcorn sef

Much laughter from the background, I love it when people are happy

moskobaba:
Funny, d first guy killed it

Hahahha killed wetin? D guy funny

tonio2wo:
We r on the same page its just that I have issues with buhari and apc.

no, ure on a whole chapter am just on one page

vizkiz:
So because he plays with his wife means he can't give another babe doggy style?

Make una dey deceive unaselves...even me that I am not a pastor I haven't done Threesomé before

Is it easy to do 3some? U want to tell us u haven't had the fantasy before? don't sound like u haven't done it because of Ur high moral standards (this comment has nothing to do with the pastor, just u n Ur none-3someness)

DrMuzoic:
But on a serious note, how do I get my money back I won't mind just getting back the capital, you can keep the interest and bonus

If u see cap sef u no go collect? Leave the "ital" for them

ABMC:
MMM Nigeria leave us alone oooo

Yes na "Together they are changing the world"

May God forgive me, I don't have any issues with APC and Buhari, but I don't know why I dislike this man Adesina

Well maybe because of his insensitivity

decatalyst:
Hmmm...very true.

The most fashionable wears of today is tomorrow's rag

And next tomorrow's fashionable wears again.... Fashion styles have always been recycling for generations

Livefreeordieha:
GOD bless ur wisdom and critical thinking..

Amen

I am no one to judge, but a woman who would do this most likely was the problem with the marriage in the first place.

Though giving and letting the "whole world" know about it might be termed show-off, it could also be a way of encouraging, motivating and inspiring people to embibe the spirit of giving... E.g seeing someone I know I am richer than helping the needy, i'd feel ashamed of myself if I usually do not remember to help them..

In fact, it's show-off, let us all start showing off! Those around the north start at the IDP camps, go and make Ur contributions and show off please, let Otedola see u and invite u to his house and use u to show off too, Baba Olowo (father of that boy that has 30billion in his account ) should invite me and use me to show off! The world would be a better place

benzics:
Lol, if at this point you still think "Asspusstle" Suleman is innocent, your brainwashing is strong!!

I know what all these pastors are capable of, so I've always suspected Sule from the beginning.

Listen to Stephanie's press meetings, if you find nothing wrong with Suleman, listen to the press meeting again, this time, with your brain intact, void of all possible brainwashings.. you'll see truth in what Stephanie says

Christians have now resorted to calling her a prostitute and an agent of the devil, while at the same time praise the womanizing son of a b#tch.

Stephanie even had the guts to tell the police to investigate things themselves, and you think it's just a cheap blackmail??

I stopped trusting these useless men when I discovered a married "man of God" was having affairs with his members.. ..

Suleman is a conman, and only fools and the gullible ones believe he is innocent!

Are you just against Christians and Christianity? Normally, until proven guilty, an accused remains "accused" so nobody has the right to insult neither this lady nor the apostle until it is totally proven who the liar has been all this while.

Nusaf:
Hahahahahahahahaha

May God help u

@OP you need to ignore those people, those saying ure handsome and those hating on u because ure "handsome" and as a matter of urgency, quit nairaland, go and look for "Essential English Language" buy that book and start from there, your grammatical construction plus spelling ability is something you should be bothered about as an undergraduate and not your looks.

Imagine going for an interview with this your one in town handsomeness and u speak as awfully as u spell/type... U will have to look for a way to make a living out of that "handsomeness"

ITbomb:
What are they doing on the boat, I thought I would see divers

What if the divers are already in? U still want to see them? U think say na NatGeo u de watch abi?

PaperLace:
Meaning that Benz doesn't have an owner currently?

I hope he didn't jump with the keys. Where is the car? Give the exact geographic location.

Which Benz??

Freewoman:
Don't quickly jump into conclusion, most times, mothers are not that wicked but something happen, society is not helping women enough

No excuse. This is not pardonable, whatever the circumstances... If she cld carry the baby for 9momths, no matter the regrets and hatred for the man responsible, looking at this babie's face alone shd make a demon have a change of heart...

We nolonger ask questions these days, most of these stories are fake, fabricated just to engage people on their social media pages.... Who made d revelation to the imaginary boyfriend? The girlfriend or the dry cleaner? Or he saw her bank statement and how 20k leaves her account for a particular account every month

Fairgodwin:
YES!
Sentiments aside, how can you bring a worldly dance into the church? You're directly or indirectly polluting the sanctuary - it might sound absurd but it's the truth.



In summary: you don't bring the world into the church but rather, you take the church (in)to the world!

Which one be heavenly dance abeg??

mcquin:
My guy different names and even gestures mean different things around the world and no particular tribe or culture is superior to another. I won't rate German ahead of Efik my tribe. My point really is, even if funny in Ibo, it may mean something incredible in Yoruba and Yoruba is in no way second-fiddle to Ibo, so why try making a Yoruba with the name feel less human. Stay blessed man.

This is d problem we have caused for ourselves, too much tribalism, on a normal day, it should just be laughed off with the belief that the guy meant no harm at all, but these days we dare not joke with the other tribe especially igbo-yoruba... If I in anyway saw his comment as trying to insult d yorubas or that name I wouldn't have found it to be funny.. Let's free our hearts of this hate, is doing us no good... Stay blessed too bro.