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RomanceRe: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by Allthingswork:
I saw a LIVE MERMAID in a gutter close to the gate of NAPO Private School, Maitama in the year 1996.

Mermaids are real and most are violent and aggressive. She had long claws, hair that looks like the popular Brazillian or Peruvian hair wigs that babes wear. She was nude from the waist up. She had black gutter sewage filth all over her top side and tail area. She looked drained and upset. She was wriggling left to right, clawing the air around her ( since she couldn't get to us the little children, some fifteen to twenty feet away from her ). A local dog (ekuke) kept barking at her. It didn't go too close to her, but I'm sure dogs can identify spirit beings.

I wish I could see such a sighting again. I wasn't scared that much that day. It was fascinating. Teachers came and chased us inside but I had already seen everything there was to see.

In the end, she wasn't caught. She lowered herself back into the round opening of the gutter and returned wherever the hell she came from.

I'll go there on an expedition hunt in future when I'm really wealthy and have enough people to assemble to go comb the entire area in search of her and her kind. There is a nearby pond close to the place we sighted her, so, I'm guessing she might still be around. They don't die afterall. If I'm to put an age to her, she looked to be around 30-45 years of age. Going by what I saw, ooh.

Is that why marine had disturbed me all these years, because I saw one of theirs and lived to tell people the story?? Now, they claimed I'm a mariner too, bla bla. Haha. I'm a child of Yahweh, jareh.
But I really want to see more mermaids, ooh. I am not afraid. My state has tales of mermaids being caught and shipped to the white man abroad. Also tales of mermaid sightings in and out of water. I'll go on a search someday and yes, nothing bad will happen to me. Destiny child. 😁
TravelRe: Kaduna Pastor Azzaman David Dies In Road Crash by Allthingswork:
Jeezuzpick:
Hello......I'm sure his family gave him that name long before it became the moniker for fraudsters.

Do you know there are Italian and American ladies named Domitilla? A name associated here with prostitution?

In a edition, names in one language may mean something funny or even evil in another. I'm sure you know this.

People die. It's part of life. If you don't know it by now, then you're still a child and none of your friends have died yet.
You seem ruffled here. I was expecting this.
I'm not the one who caused his death so don't be angry at me, okay, bro? Aight.🙂

Next, yeah, I know the name Domitilla. I was not talking about that but about azzaman in a Nigerian setting. I know you want to buttress your point but it won't change the truth. Family gave it to him... I see... Well, you may be close to them, who knows...

Like I said, church leaders aren't meant to die pointless deaths if it is not for the sake of Christ. My friends aren't church leaders, so stop trying to use that as a justification. Lol. Neither am I holy, but I'm stating the truth that people don't wanna hear.

Why am I even going over this... Moving on...
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Allthingswork: 4:11am On May 26, 2025
Ellie Goulding - lights
❤️
CrimeRe: Police Shoot At A Young Man Benz In Abuja by Allthingswork: 4:06am On May 26, 2025
Very irresponsible approach by the POLICE there
However, kubwa and YAHOO BOYS, ehn. Like 5&6. Plentiful.
The young guy would likely have wanted to evade stop and search protocol for obvious reasons.
TravelRe: Kaduna Pastor Azzaman David Dies In Road Crash by Allthingswork:
Can I say rest in peace? I want to. I'm itching to type it, but I can't get my heart( conscience) to agree with my fingers. My mind tells me that'll be hypocrisy. LoL.
Should he have died by accident, at a young age and in his prime? Not in my opinion. So, it wasn't the will of God. Then, something was wrong. He must have had sin accusing him somewhere and was found wanting.
See, the truth can be painfully bitter to accept, and I'll probably look like a wicked person for uttering it but I don't mind the backlash. " Azzaman " really? Let me not even get started with why he was okay with such a nickname. The world's ways should not be the way of kingdom members. Isn't that what we are told...


See ba, you can't be in a working, genuine relationship with Jesus Christ and then be cut off from the world just like that, without bearing real fruits for his kingdom (I'm not talking about supposed fruits that have no tangible proofs). It's contradictory to His word. Unless, of course, you were just outwardly a saint and inwardly a continuous transgressor stuck in your ways).

If you're not dying for the name of God, something directly linked to serving God (martyrdom, persecution ) then you died as a result of your lukewarm ways and the prolonged sin was found in your soul. This is what the word hasade me to understand.

Most won't find this comment pleasing to read but, it is what it is. I expect backlash. ✌️
CrimeRe: Suspected Herdsmen Kill Catholic Priest, Abduct 2 Others In Benue (photos) by Allthingswork: 3:43am On May 26, 2025
columbus007:
See the way the man was murdered, why are they always after the priest.
In their mentality they think going after the priests will send the message to christians that they are after the church (as a religious supremacy battle ).
They are making a statement, but the body of Christ cannot be killed completely. Catholic church to these bandits is the apex church in Nigeria😅. They lack knowledge, so they know no better. They want to send fear down the hearts of church leaders.


God has kept those who will still do his will at the appointed time, so all these ones won't deter anything. Some are kept for a time of revelation and performing of great exploits.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Family Of Four In Anambra by Allthingswork: 3:36am On May 26, 2025
CULTISM-related. They came for the son who may have relocated elsewhere, and decided to target the family instead.
Or,
Land tussle. They don't joke with lands over there.

Sad incident. Always insure your lives with constant prayers for mercy from God( nobody should get pained over this statement. Just read and pass ). 😁
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Doesn’t Prevent Life’s Challenges It Carries You Through Them! by Allthingswork: 2:10pm On May 25, 2025
Truth and nothing but the truth.
We will face tribulations but overcome them in the end, since Christ overcame the world, too.
CrimeRe: Kaduna Housewife Feeds Co-wife’s Baby Acid by Allthingswork: 11:11am On May 25, 2025
She went too far. I thought they were used to the idea of being a co-wife to other wives of their Muslim husband? Didn't this one get the memo??
Too much Jealousy!
I'm still going to go ahead with marrying multiple wives. Things like this will not deter me. 😌
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Names Ibrahim Shema, 10 Other Northerns In 24 New National Appointments by Allthingswork: 11:24am On May 24, 2025
lexy2014:
what benefit will appointing igbos and " middle-belt " into these positions do to improve the living standard of igbos and people of the " middle-belt "?

is appointment governance?
You have a very good point in your last sentence. And no, it isn't governance, so it would only be about looting and bragging that so and so who was appointed at the federal level comes from their state.

But, inclusion matters, doesn't it? To make all feel equal. Unless they know we arnent all equal in terms of importance, and they aren't saying it verbally but through their appointments. 😅
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Names Ibrahim Shema, 10 Other Northerns In 24 New National Appointments by Allthingswork: 11:15am On May 24, 2025
Addendum:
Why aren't igbos and " middle-belt " people included in this appointments?
What did gbagyi/gwari people ever do to all these presidents that have come and gone, that they can't just appoint them into key FCT positions?
Unfair.

This northerners that Tinubu is trying to praise so badly will still turn their backs against him when he'll need them. It's obvious they see him as a threat to their hood on power. They never really liked him, anyway. South-south fa? No appointments?

This country is just for a few.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Names Ibrahim Shema, 10 Other Northerns In 24 New National Appointments by Allthingswork: 11:10am On May 24, 2025
How many agencies are under this ministry of agriculture and food security, nitori olorunhuh For what now?
Just avenues to siphon money from the treasury, and to create jobs (not like they are career advancing jobs even) for the ever complaining poor citizenry.
In their minds, they've done a good thing for the people.
Mtshew. Annoying country.
So many of these agricultural agencies could be merged into one agency or body. Cost of governance will keep rising, ooo! After y'all will be complaining. They'll keep increasing charges on this and that service to make back the money they are spending on salaries. Just watch.

But that NSITF is lucrative, and I wouldn't mind it. * Winks *
As DG, not some other subordinate position. 😁
My old classmate's father used to be the them DG of NSITF ( alhaji Rufai) , so I know what they enjoyed. The guy used to gist is for Africa.
Fcda is cool too. Fcta and fcda don't have similar duties or roles? Someone help me understand the difference.
Anyway, congrats to then and let them and their households enjoy it.
CrimeRe: Court Jails 12 Filipino Women For Cyber- Terrorism And Internet Fraud In Lagos by Allthingswork: 10:56am On May 24, 2025
Filipino women are one of the smartest, cunning and hustle-minded women you'll find across the world. From drugs to prostit*tion to cyber crime(this is their new fave and its thriving). I used to know a few who did loading jobs and receiver jobs when I was still keeping such friends in the past.

I happen to have lived and grown with a Filipina for some years in Abuja, in my daddies house, so I know how dogged and opportunistic and gentle looking (could pass for humility) they are. The one I lived with later on rose to become Rotary club of Nigeria president. How she attained that I don't know, but she did. I still don't know what relationship my dad had with her that he let her live with us, and my mum was cool with it and they both bonded as friends. Maybe mumsy was being naive and getting played somehow. I donno. 🤷

Aunty Lolitta, you're still a boss lady wherever you are today. It's been years. You made the house fun, as well. I enjoyed how she used to cook meals with my mum and we'd snap photos of them setting the dining table up. Memories...
PoliticsRe: Fleeing Terrorists Drown, 21 Killed As Troops Raided Their Enclaves In Katsina by Allthingswork: 10:49am On May 24, 2025
Evidence captured in pictures? Where they at?
RomanceRe: All My Life Na Boys Wey Dey Go Through A Lot I Dey Date: Nigerian Lady Cry Out by Allthingswork: 7:41am On May 24, 2025
Some things should be shameful to utter in public. How are they not ashamed to? So everyone now knows you have one way or another been passed through by multiple boys before marriage. Anyway, morality had been long ago thrown into the trashcan. This is the new normal. Open your mouth and vomit it, waaaaaaaa , and like-minded people will applaud and support your talk.

Tsk-tsk.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Meets Godswill Akpabio After Hosting Bright Chimezie (Video) by Allthingswork: 7:36am On May 24, 2025
He may have even accompanied Akpabio home to surprise his daughter and son with his ( David's) presence. That's the kind of thing Akpabio likes. Mr. Enjoyment. Entertainer of a politician.
FamilyAntinatalist Tendencies by Allthingswork(op):
I'll come back later to fill this topic with the writeup on my mind.
Well, it's about those of us who do not want to become parents to biological children in this lifetime. Simply the, we don't want to bear and have children. Sounds selfish? No. Until you understand why.

I'll be back. Thanks for your time.

Okay, I'm back.

So... The topic is about those category of people who view having kids or bringing children into an already overcrowded world fulk of pains, suffering, uncertainties, immorality and so on and so on, is needless.

I don't want to have children, and I've felt this way for the last five years and I don't see myself wanting to change this mindset, fory own peace of mind and fulfilment.

Who else shares this view? That's the question I'm asking.

For the women here, please, is there any one of you who doesn't fancy being a mother and having children? Let's know your reason and if you are also looking for a man with the same views to settle down with.

Pls, the floor is open to comments from anyone and everyone. Just be respectful in your submissions. Try not to insult anyone, even if you get triggered by something they say that you don't subscribe to.

Thanks.
PoliticsRe: I Am Really Afraid For Akwa Ibom State by Allthingswork: 7:25am On May 24, 2025
helinues:
No mincing of words. You people are immature, intolerant for political stuffs

You guys are not interested in living while allowing others to breathe

Worry about your home state, worry about your own life. Akwa Ibom people are not complaining to you
Akwa Ibom people are infact complaining, Mr helinues.
A lot. I live around them, BTW.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Allthingswork: 4:37am On May 24, 2025
Kenya Grace - strangers
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Allthingswork: 4:36am On May 24, 2025
Misty Edwards - Soul Cry
RomanceRe: Man Warns 'freshly Arrived Babes' To Be Wary Of Nigerian Men In UK by Allthingswork: 4:33am On May 24, 2025
Greydebz:
Really ?? Is this true
Are you naive or just pretending to be? Which?

If you're truly a lady then you already know these things he said. Let's keep it real.
Most know but don't care, they just want to allow the men approach them and give them the baby girl treatment and also the " knacks " as he put it.
RomanceRe: Man Warns 'freshly Arrived Babes' To Be Wary Of Nigerian Men In UK by Allthingswork: 4:29am On May 24, 2025
georgee:
Women hate these kind of men
Haha. That's the irony of it all.
They hate his type and see him as a man with " no game ". No knacks for him, from them. Lol.

He thinks he is doing them a favour, whereas, they already know and even want to get down with the married men who have money to spend. They see this guy as a busy body and aproko who they didn't send. Lol.

Only women 55 yrs and above would value his advise or admonishing. The younger ones don't give a hoot and couldn't care less. They want to play the game and eat their cake.😅
Music/RadioRe: Prophetic Gospel Song Alert "It Is Written In His Word" By Mr. Nairalander by Allthingswork:
Pelicanbrief:
Another Timileyin in the making. Gospel singer in the day, skvll miner at night. Only a mugu will trust a Gospel singing Yorobastard grin
I just clicked like on your stupeed profile pic. 😂😂😅 Jeez Louis! Funny picture, made me laugh, and I'm just getting inside the house now.
Pelican brief... Your moniker, there's a novel named Pelican brief and I've read it, written by John Grisham. Is that what informed your username pick?
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Vs Natasha: Police Arrests Whistleblower, Akuwudike by Allthingswork: 4:06am On May 24, 2025
Ilekokonit:
It is clear as Day that Sandra Duru is working for Akpabio 'cos in one of her videos she claimed not to know Akpabio and yet when she faces her phone screen to the camera, Akpabio Senate President was displayed in her recent caller list.

Now one of the whistleblowers the lying Candra Duru paid to badmouth Natasha has now been arrested by the Nigerian Police who are now fighting the corner of the US based pathological liar Sandra Duru just because the whistleblower turns around and exposes Sandra's lies and by implication Akpabio's lies.

God which kain country be this huh
Exactly! You're seeing the scheming properly.
She even has his phone number.

When I become president in future,I promise to go after and witch-hunt Akpabio and his close political associates. So help me God, amen. No matter how old he is by the time I rise in thw land to be president. 😤
I've always known he was not a good person from his days as governor.
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Younger Brother To Death For Slapping His Wife In Delta by Allthingswork: 1:30am On May 24, 2025
Annoying incident. Why did she grab him by the shirt, to begin with... Now, see what it all spiralled into.

May the devil not be on the prawl and see us to devour, because, this seems like something that could have been avoided, but the devil wanted to have a field day in that home.
The end.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Rescue Elderly Woman In Distress by Allthingswork:
Okay, so I did like the outcome of this incident. Good news. But, must it be broadcast all over the media? Can't some good features be kept on a low and away from the toxic media?

LoL, that aside, I'm beginning to see what people have been saying about His excellency, Mr. Obi's love for rocking an all-black look whenever he is in public. Must it be black on black? Hehe. Wonder why, sha.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Vs Natasha: Police Arrests Whistleblower, Akuwudike by Allthingswork: 1:21am On May 24, 2025
raddyworld:
The lady dragged senators, citizens and the name of the country in the mud, with the way she presented everything on air. So you expected a reasonable government to pipe low with that?
I wonder why you people supporting her. How would u feel if one of your family member went on tv to speak hill of your father and mother bcus they are trying to punish her as a parent for offence
I think a wise Nigerian knows when to fight when it comes to federal government cases.
Someone quoted me as in... When u attack apabio and some Tinubu boys you indirectly attacked Tinubu...
Akpabio is not a saint, either. Natasha is not Senator Ireti Kingibe that would allow him " use her to shine " and get away with it just like that, without putting up a little a fight, at least.

The issue is that a lot of people don't want to hear the truth, due to political affiliations and gender bias. This same Senator Akpabio had visited Senator Natasha's maitama residence sometime in mid-to-late 2023. Why was the visit necessary? Eh? Was she a principal officer of the senate? No. What is a senate president looking for in a junior senator's home? It's not like they were both of the same APC party. When her son told me he came visiting I was like, " for what, though " cuz it just sounded odd to me at the time.
See, if you talk, they'll just send operatives to arrest you, that's the case now in this country. But not all of us are scared.

As for me, I know Akpabio may have liked or had/has a crush on Natasha and it didn't click. Let's be honest, these politicians aren't all that self-controlled when it comes to women, as we all have known from time immemorial. Maybe he couldn't successfully entice her and she now saw it as a way to gain grounds to be rude to him (see finish, as they say, had entered in ).

They aren't ashamed even. It's only Natasha they want to use as scapegoat for daring to stand up against the oligarchy, so-to-speak.
Foreign AffairsRe: Germany: 12 People Injured In Knife Attack At Hamburg Train Station(photos) by Allthingswork: 1:05am On May 24, 2025
pquaver:
Funny enough it was a deutscher not foreigner
oh, wow! You don't mean it?
I wouldn't have thought so...

I had already concluded it was done by an Islamic immigrant. I stand corrected. My bad.
Foreign AffairsRe: Germany: 12 People Injured In Knife Attack At Hamburg Train Station(photos) by Allthingswork: 1:03am On May 24, 2025
What, are they shy to tell us that it was likely a terrorist attack carried out by a Muslim immigrant?? Trying not to loose face or what? Or, protecting the sensitivity of the matter, since Germany, just like other european countries, knows they dug their own graves by allowing so many migrants of muslim nationality into their countries? It's usually muslims from the middle east or northern Africa. Hardly it is that you hear black muslims being the perps in these attacks on european soil.

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