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poshestmina:
"Universal storm"?? .

LoL. IKR..? Funny name. It has depth, though, I'll give that to them. She will storm the world and continue from where mummy and daddy stopped in clout chasing and getting on people's nerves, is kinda what they may have had in mind when picking the " unique name " for the daughter. LoL.

Meanwhile, just contrast universal storm with calm waters ( your siggy) and see the oxymoron. Or, should I say, see the difference... whatever the right words to use are.

Hahahaha! This Man just keeps " peppering " Nigerian women and a fair amount of men, who also invest their time in his marital matter. Those names he chose for her, though. Lmao. Sounds very igbotic in an attempt to sound " janded " and daring.
Man ain't even shy to capture the moments on camera, despite the backlash he often gets from those who loathe him. Hehe. 😅

Give them! They said. Yul and his wife obliged. 😂

EnglandAmaka:
In Nigeria right? In developed world, civil servants can buy it

Hi. Just wanna say I love your signature message.
That's it. God bless you.

McLizbae:
Good to share this. I believe your argument. But you also believed that those that returned do so because they believe they have something to return to. Most of them have foreign citizenship already (arranged by their parents) expect for very few.

Yes, I also agree with your angle of viewing the matter. Your view is valid, too.

McLizbae:
Minister should tell us how many among the children of politicians return permanently after their parents have use public funds to relocate them abroad?

These guys thought they are the only ones that are smart enough to know that the country is not promising.

Omo, funny enough, and this would sound unbelievably to most of you reading this, but many of the kids of our elite politicians, ex and current ones, have all returned to Nigeria after university graduation. I know many ex governor's sons and daughters of senators who are all stuck in Abuja with no tangible innovation or groundbreaking inventions even after the millions of naira tuition fees spent on them from Oxford to Cambridge to Havard to Brunel to Syracuse University to University of Manchester, and so on. Nothing doing. They just fixed them in one agency or parastatal and they go to the office sometimes.

It's most times the less affluent kids that studied abroad who often try to not return back to Nigeria, since they know their parents haven't kept fat bank accounts for them and juicy federal government Jobs.

For example, Senator Natasha Uduagan's son came back after grad from the UK, and he just finished his nysc not so long ago. I know this because we are friends and childhood neighbours for that matter.

Yucky.
I just cannot.
No offence, OP.

lavylilly:
No my aunts

lol, savagery. Haba nau.

Getting my white girlfriend at the time in university pregnant, and then, agreeing with her to go together to a hospital to abort the foetus at two weeks old. We split our flight ticket money to be able to pay for a good abortion procedure and post observation.
I regret the whole thing. She really wanted to abort it, because she felt I wasn't her husband and won't be, as well as fear over what her racist of a mother would do when she finds out about the pregnancy. She says her mum doesn't like black guys, so I'm not just the one saying it. It showed.

Second thing I regret is giving Tobi head in 2018. Never to repeat itself again. It lasted less than two minutes but I got peppery stings and pains on my lips and hurriedly jumped up and told her what had happened. She felt embarrassed,but I was more concerned about my health. She apologized and we carried on with other sexual acts that afternoon.

Gone are those days. I know better now LoL.

Ironfaceman:
What a sad story. Cultist (black ax) can not stand up to herdsmen nor Bandits but they can kill innocent defenceless people


God will continue to punish all cultist. All those cult boys and girls in ekpoma they will meet their end.

I'm glad you were wise to add " cult girls " too. Because, most people who aren't in the know aren't aware that the girls are deep in it, too, and provide mapping Intel for their male members, as well as carry out assassinations of rival unsuspecting boys, via food or drink poisoning, or outright stabbing after s€×.

Wicked lots. Especially bellas.

...but is the governor, himself, free from frat affiliation? I thought I once read comments from people saying one couldn't become a governor in Edo if they weren't a frat member. Good luck to him with his crusade against them. It's still the youths who will ruin his efforts to sanitize the state in that regard. 🤷 And they want to rule tomorrow. The future belongs to the youths my ars€!

I don't see anything sensible or morally edifying about this challenge trending on tiktok.
Like someone already said, it's the mother's of baddies who would be preasured into the challengeby their baddie daughters, for clout generating.

Anyhoo, if my wife buttocks and frontals can look exactly like this woman's in the picture above then I'll be very pleased, happy and satisfied. I don't joke with my spec in a woman. I go for what I know I won't want to love without.
In a legal marriage, that is.

Till then. Waiting in anticipation. 😁

almayda:
The father of the child must be arraigned alongside the shooter,how can a responsible father act like that in the presence of his child?

Funny but true. 😂
" Irresponsible daddy "

May the boy rest in peace.

JuanDeDios:
It's always Oyinbo contractors. I hope we get there someday.

Same thing I usually notice and say to myself whenever I see such pictures.
Why then are we graduating millions of engineering graduands every year?? Something is wrong. Or, our students are not learning the right scope of study.

Beats me. 🤷

LoL @ " I have nothing to negotiate with... "
" Emperor " Umo Eno has spoken.
Owoinam ke mko ikan ado.

What's happening to PDP, though? Obong Victor Attah would just be shaking his head at them and viewing these current state politicians as lily-livered and lacking integrity.
I suspect that Akpabio's influence from the federal has something to do with this governor's decampingtp APC. Udom was more of a stubborn nut to crack for Senator Godswill. 😅

Sorry guys, for those of us in naija and at home right now, there's a Yoruba Nollywood movie being aired right now on Trybe TV channel. We can learn something from it. It's about marital ups and downs and wife battering. There's subtitles in English.
Lol, although, this movie paints the men out to be the wicked ones, but I see reasons why it's kind of valid. Let's all learn from others people' marital mishaps.
One man beats his wife daily and lies to her father that they do not ever quarrel. Another man wants a fine young muchacha lady to carry a pregnancy for him (we wants to use her and discard afterwards) without first agreeing to marry her and planning a wedding.

OP, sorry for your marriage troubles. 🙏
Modified: ' Forgiveness ' is the title of the film.

femi4:
Ki lomode e mo apart from selling slots

sexual defilement is the Koko here. That's the topic of discourse, so don't digress, egbon Femi. 😅🙂
Keep your body from defilement is the message. 🙏🤣

Odabo, Sir

[quote author=Samantha125 post=135471914]We also want to drink of the cup of God's wrath, sharing is caring...😋😋😋

You can't expect your fellow brothers to starve while we'll be available and starving as well... We'll just be keeping each other company and having fun until you return from abroad, nothing serious.[/quote]Amen. So shall you and other intentional adulterers and whor€ mongers drink of God's wrath ( whether or not you think it's a joke or myth )m
I say amen. 🙂✌️
Ciao now, darling.

Ruth B - dandelions. 💚❤️
My jam!

Ilamina:
Maybe because they don't have time to form or make gye gye

Atilogwu ehhh


Juju swag

🤣😅😅
WTH

This girl... my favourite weirdo of them all.
🧡

femi4:
You need to go out more

I've heard you again. Then again, it's possible that I've gone out more, partied more, travelled more, dated more girls than you, Sir.
It's not about going out more, my brother. It's now about morals and restraints for me.
You'll get to this mindset in the future, you just wait and see. That's if you are a firm believer in Jesus, ooh. Otherwise, it won't happen, despite the age.
Meanwhile, I'm young but I've caught on to it earlier than I expected and I'm grateful to God for this. He convicts the conscience and gradually changes people he chooses to. If he sees the spark ofinterest in them.

Didn't come here to preach, hahah!! But it just so happened. Can't help it. 😁😅

But by all means, enjoy your head giving bro! It's your life to live, but do so with eternity at the back of your mind. 😉 We read the news everyday...it could be anyone exiting tomorrow. If u know what I mean.

Samantha125:
Why wait when you can get yourselves a side dudes to keep you well fed? It's not like the husbands are faithful wherever they are...🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

Well...there goes the comment I was hoping not to see a lady here make, but I was kind of also wanting to see it just to see if my thoughts were right about human diversity. Hehe.

Only a non-christian (I'm not merely talking about religious affiliation on paper in this sense ) will make and subscribe to such a comment. Adultery is a no-no. Body should not be defiled, jareh.
Samantha don't fall your hands, o. 🙆🤭 Doesn't matter if the husbands abroad are doing it, let them drink of the cup of God's wrath alone. Why bring curses to oneself? 🏃🏃

Starz825:
See...ehn

Not all ladies can be good mothers

Some women can be that selfish; they will put their selves before their children.


Mothering is an in-built nature...no be buy for market.


Abi what can you say of a woman who has over 2.3m in her account and her little children(2) stayed home due to school fees debt and couldn't help them all cos the husband lost his job and had no money

When she was asked, why this....she replied and said it's the duty of her husband to take care of the children...not hers.

I will not marry rubbish in the name of Jesus Amen.

This comment of yours just reminded me of my mother and her behaviour towards me and my elder brother.
Mum sold one of her two choicest lands almost two months ago, made over 125 million naira but hid it from me and my brother knowing (she only told our younger brother, the last child ). I heard it from phone conversations, and I saw her buying new household appliances that were getting delivered directly to her doorstep. I knew at once that mummy " has cashedout "
She hasn given me 1k since then. She now knows that I'm aware she sold that done land at Mabushi, Abuja. Instead, it's a certain architect neighbour of ours and his wife, by proxy, who have so far enjoying her hospitality after the sales of the land, since the architect was also helping to look for buyers (but failed to bring buyers in the end). She has given him some cash, this I am sure. Does it pain me? Sure, but in choosing not to care so much about it , so it doesn't rob me of my peace or joy. As hard as this is.

Mother's can be very miserly or should I say selfish, when they have an issue with any of their male kids ( if they feel you know too much and seem to be a threat to their personal plans/interests). I'm not even trying to be a threat to hers, funny enough. I don't know why mama is paranoid or putting guaeds up.
Anyways, I'll see how it all plays out.

See why I prefer dads... They know how to position their kids properly and carry each person along.

My submissions are as follows:

- Owing to financial challenges or constraints. They are unable to provide for their wives abroad, in the meantime.

- In order to freely cheat on their wives with other women they will meet abroad. Saves them the hassle of always going around wearing a wedding ring.

- They have devised a plan with thier wife back in Nigeria to get abroad and cunningly marry or start a romantic relationship with some financially stable white woman (sometimes it's a black woman they go for ). This way, the man is siphoning money from his abroad lover and sending it down to his Nigerian wife turned scam partner, and they use the money for whatever tickles their fancies.

- He is ashamed of bringing his mgbeke or locally behaved wife abroad, in order for her not to cause him any embarrassments. He feels she's just too unexposed and local ( Where is the love In my Black Eye Peas voice ).

- lastly, he knows the kind of wife he married, that she lacks self control and may become carried away when they relocate abroad, which would lead her to frolic to other men, mostly those who have been living in the country they have just relocated to. " Do you know Mrs Olabisi, Kunle's wife, is now following onyibo men ? " Is what the man is trying to prevent people back in 9ja from saying. 😁

Well there goes my thoughts. As for me, I'll never try to relocate abroad without my sweetheart by my side. Nah, I just can't see myself doing that. We're besties and gummy dummies and won't stand being away from each other that long. Nah ah.

Aimerosa25:
Good day everyone, please what can I use to fade burn scars caused by bike silencer

Good day.
It's almost a year now, has the scar completely faded or nah? If no; you could try using ample amounts of raw aloe vera gel, honey, skinheal™ tubed creme and dudun Osun soap. Use them all in harmony. Just my contribution. Good luck. 🙂

Odidigboigbo:
If you had an opportunity to be in a cell, you would know that inmates prays more than those that are free. The most harden criminal would be the one that will lead the prayer with all fervency and zealousness. If you have been there, you can relate.

I can also attest to this, as I've had an experience of the scene you painted there.
The first time I was remanded in a police cell in Karu divisional station, that night I couldn't sleep early because of the way most of the detained cell mates were clapping their hands and singing out worship and praise songs to God.
I was like, ' wow, so this scenario I had seen in Nigerian films is true '

Luckily, because I was ajebo-loolking and not so guilty of what brought me there in the first place, the female police officers seperated me from the agbero-ish men in the dark cell, rather letting me sleep on a wooden table in their midst, in their own sleeping room (more like thier regular office during the day ).
Chubby rats were running to and fro above us in the ceiling for hours. I could see them on the wooden panels too. I was just reflecting on my life. Lol. Morning soon came and I was out of there before 8.
Police personnel, I pity them, oo. Some of their working environments are so dilapidated, appalling... Mosquitoes abound en masse. No wonder these police officers transfer their aggression to the inmates and beat the heck out of them, sometimes unprovoked. I witnessed it. Even grabbing them by those balls. I was just hearing screams from the room I was in, and I could here arguments going on.

God forbid a return to that kind of place. I pity inmates, no kidding.

This entire incident was just unfortunate. She didn't see her death coming, and he didn't see his capture coming.

The girl died a needless death, and it was said to have been after a session of sex ( fornication without restriction) LoL. Ok, let me get serious now.
...As I was saying, she does after...which makes her case even all the more complicated, because, she dieed as a sinner. Whereas, Timilehin is still alive and can genuinely pray to God in repentance. Who lost in this game if risky living? Your guess is as good as mine. She did.
That's not to say God wont allow tjw murderer to face thw physical consequences of his crimes, butbit just goes to say that he may still be spiritually acquitted of his crimes, only if he genuinely has surrendered to Jesus. No pretense, no playing to the gallery.
May the will of God prevail. Only God knows his will here, we can only speculate about it.
My other concern was for this idiot to name and expose his political and welathy clients, since rumours had it that he was selling parts to them. Nothing has been revealed to us till this very minute. I hate the way the police does its job in Nigeria. Seema like they fear to step on toes of the high and mighty.

Oh well..

Ilamina:


Now everything I had is going before my eyes like the wind

Ahhh... My Ilamina! My melancholic, psycho, intelligent and pretty nairaland hunny of time past! What travails you, oh fair lady?

This post you put up seems like a sad one. Not in your usual fashion of out-of-nowhere ridiculous, trivial kind of posts. Cheer up, freakazoid. You haven't lost everything you thought you had. You're just having one of those episodes of yours, it comes and goes. 😁. You're loved, jareh.

Hope you're doing good out there. It's been a while and yes...yes, some of us have missed you on here. As weird as that may sound to you.
This is my new account BTW.

femi4:
Too wetin? These stuff are norms

Ok oooh. Have heard you. For me it's not a norm. These young ladies aren't worthy of having my tongue down their coochie. Too belittling of any guy, and the risk of bacterial, and, dare I say " virus " inflections just makes it all the more unappealing to me. I simply abstain. Maybe it'll only be my wife I go down on with my mouth in future. That's if I even have to, if she's the type to want that kind of thrill.

Neoteny:
Oh nice.

It's just around the corner.

HBD in advance 🎉👏

Oh, thank you Sir, Punk Buster ( keep busting their punk a$$€$ 😁).
I shall see this one and many other birthdays to come. Amen.

femi4:
Don't be ignorant

Even youth in their 20s do have strands of gray hair

If you are tired of the puna, park we'll let another that will even lick the plate takeover

Eww, man, please calm down. See the way you took it from zero to a hundred real quick.
Gross! Too graphical.

shox:
She’s reincarnated

You shaving another person’s private.

You’re definitely not a serious person in this life

😂🤔🤣🙆

Suicideboy:
they say developed working countries like china , Norway, Germany not bourgeoisie flaunting play ground like Dubai, US

Happens very often in " China " Singapore, Indonesia, United states of America. I've witnessed some in person in China. Go to Dongguan City, Guangzhou, Shenzhen and some others, you'll see more than this.
Go to Texas in the States and you'll see this displays too. Singapore, it's the elite rich kids who flaunt them, and most are kids of government officials (they just dont care what anyone has to say ).

That's just life these days. People get away with almost anything. 🙂

Neoteny:
Fair point

I guess so...
Digressing from that... Just peeped your date of registering your NL acc. Happens to be on my birthday.
Trivias... Lol, ok, bye.