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Pets › Re: Uberfacts: Dogs Sometimes Lie Awake At Night Thinking About Their Problems by Almiron(op): 1:14pm On Aug 14, 2023

Angelfrost:
Just imagine what a local Ekuke in Naija thinks about every night...!

His problems will be the nightmare of the best "Dog Psychologists".

that wan fit get hypertension 😂🤣😂, cos na how to eat the next day go full it’s mind

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Pets › Re: Uberfacts: Dogs Sometimes Lie Awake At Night Thinking About Their Problems by Almiron(op): 1:09pm On Aug 14, 2023

More screenshots

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Nairaland General › Re: What Are Your Bad Habits? by Almiron(m): 12:56pm On Aug 14, 2023

No matter how I drunk I am, I go drive myself reach my house. It’s bad right. It happened mostly weekends, too much flexing.

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Sports › Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Almiron(m): 12:45pm On Aug 14, 2023

lexy2014:
You don't need to insult anyone. You also a fanatic that's why u were mentioned

I will curse your papa next if you don’t stay off my mention.

Sports › Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Almiron(m): 12:44pm On Aug 14, 2023

BoldBrainz:
Injuries will retire Messi at MLS! He'll fail and Americans will abuse him worse than they did in Paris..

this is your deluded fav thinking he won the World Cup, he dreamed of it so bad that he had to do this, what the fvck is Arab cup in the history of football 🤣😂😂🤣

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Sports › Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Almiron(m): 12:40pm On Aug 14, 2023

BoldBrainz:
Messi go break leg, dey hospital for 7 months !!

Even he retires today, Penado no fit catch up with his achievements. Hungry dog

Sports › Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Almiron(m): 12:39pm On Aug 14, 2023

lexy2014:
You don't need to insult anyone. You also a fanatic that's why u were mentioned

You’re a f0000l stay off my mention

Sports › Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Almiron(m): 12:39pm On Aug 14, 2023

BoldBrainz:
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Thunder fire "Akara" Messi!

ogun keee your mama join

Sports › Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Almiron(m): 12:38pm On Aug 14, 2023

Nlanalyst:
Stop the stupidity.
Na money all of them dey find.
Saudi's payment reigns highest. No one gives a shit about your Penaldo.

You Dey mind the reeetard and his fellow penadogs, stooopid mofoooos.

Sports › Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Almiron(m): 12:37pm On Aug 14, 2023

Goodlady:
Lmao!
Where's Almiron the slowpoke?

thunder strikeee you deaaaad

Sports › Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Almiron(m): 12:36pm On Aug 14, 2023

BoldBrainz:
See as you don pour me saliva for eye !

What's all this ranting for now? Na me add price for fuel? Na me increase price of food for market? Are you from Ijebu Ode? Person call your name once, you begin bark everywhere like who get epilepsy!

What's this one?!

ogun keee your papa

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Sports › Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Almiron(m): 12:32pm On Aug 14, 2023*

BoldBrainz:
Almiron, Obembet is calling you out here .
Looks like Christiano Ronaldo is about to create another record in football's history. His presence seems to be influencing more big football names to Saudi Arabia.

What a dvmb mention from you!!! What’s my own if he decide it’s time to go and make more money. Are they paying him from Penado’s account? I don’t understand these mumu mention and how e take concern me. E be like say you wan chop fresh Monday curse. MESSI WAS OFFERED £BILLIONS, Mbappe’s offer was juicy too, they both ignored, if they dem don accept am, y’all penadogs go Dey scream pendu influence, like say na his influence dem dey use pay em salaries.

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Pets › Re: Uberfacts: Dogs Sometimes Lie Awake At Night Thinking About Their Problems by Almiron(op): 12:28pm On Aug 14, 2023

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Pets › Uberfacts: Dogs Sometimes Lie Awake At Night Thinking About Their Problems by Almiron(op): 12:27pm On Aug 14, 2023

I wonder what kind of problems dogs think about. Do dogs have problems, other than barking and eating. I saw the post of X, I find it hilarious so i decided to share it here. Dog owners have you ever caught your dogs thinking about their problems? 🤣🤣🤣

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Business › Re: Mastercard To Buy Stake In MTN’s $5.2 Billion Fintech Unit by Almiron(m): 8:59am On Aug 14, 2023

Here we go….

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Politics › Re: Ali Ndume: N2 Million “Holidays” Allowance Not Unusual, May Move Against Akpabio by Almiron(m): 8:28am On Aug 14, 2023

Apkabio right now

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Crime › Re: Drug Baroness, 4 Kingpins Arrested As NDLEA Busts 3 Syndicates In Lagos by Almiron(m): 2:25pm On Aug 13, 2023

They are Tinubu’s apprentices

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Sports › Re: Nobody Is As Shameless Like C. RONALDO by Almiron(m): 1:35pm On Aug 13, 2023

DenreleDave:
See this guy

What is he feeling like? His mates are winning FIFA World Cup 🏆, while he is busy celebrating Walai Talai Desert league world cup...

Chaii. Truly, no nobody is as shameless as this Penaldo.

Almiron theirryjay jokerman obembet Beverlyjean
Obonujoker

Make una come see this shameless man óò

Wait, are you surprised? like fave like fanbase, I don laugh piss for pants yesterday when I Dey see their posts on X, make we free em bro, e don tey wey dem laugh, btw shameless na understand even this low is lower…

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo was forced off injured just before winning his first trophy. by Almiron(m): 9:07pm On Aug 12, 2023

DesChyko:
We mooooovvveeeee

You are just a dirty liar.

As an MUFC fan, I know Ronaldo won 9 or 10 trophies with us. He won even more with Madrid and those two alone are more than 23. Factor in Portugal, Juventus and Sporting trophies. That's before this one with Al Nassr.

Yes, you are a dirty liar. Trophies are missing from your lie.

cry harder mf

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo, Top Scorer In The Arab Championship, Receives The Golden Boot by Almiron(m): 9:06pm On Aug 12, 2023

BoldBrainz:
Obembet is to Christiano Ronaldo what Almiron is to Lionel Messi.

Karma is b1tch, it’s pay back time

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo was forced off injured just before winning his first trophy. by Almiron(m): 7:24pm On Aug 12, 2023

Gangster1ms:
All they know how to do is create fake stat s, hype Messi and downplay CR7 but thank goodness not everyone is gullible. Even a blind man knows CR7 has way more than 23 trophies and is the man with the highest final goals.
Terrible fan base

Meanwhile CR7 just broke three records

fake stats you say, something you could have google and burst me if I lie 🤣, I Dey use success press your neck. Whatever record pendu set or broke is inconsequential… The rate wey Messi Dey score in the MLS he will retire as the highest goal scorer in history. I actually enjoy your pain

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo was forced off injured just before winning his first trophy. by Almiron(m): 7:14pm On Aug 12, 2023

Gangster1ms:
Comot here.. if pessi scores again go create topic as usual and tell ur mod friend to push to front page.

MLS is now called "Messi Soccer League" for a reason

So it’s no longer scripted it’s now Messi league, lmao when did he join em? The problem I have with una penadog be say una want him to fail so bad, that makes una forget say Messi is flawless, he’s deadly as ever and always. The earlier you get use to that the better for your mental health.

What happened to the god of soccer that won’t allow Leo to win World Cup. I can still remember you jumping on every World Cup thread last year, you Dey change country pass chameleon, from Croatia, to France lmao… when all your predictions failed you shifted to scripted World Cup. 🤣🤣

We are done with football since last year, wetin remain na cruise.

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo was forced off injured just before winning his first trophy. by Almiron(m): 7:08pm On Aug 12, 2023*

Gangster1ms:
Anytime pessi scores against farmers mls they won't let is hear word, front page straight!
But here is the 🐐 GOAT CR7 doing greater things

Let me cook you.

Trophies
Messi 43
Penado 23

Most goals in finals:
Messi 34
Penado 21

I really don’t want to do banter but y’all penadogs won’t rest till una collect better wotowoto.

Celebrating inconsequential Arab what, that’s another low, even the low is lower but make he enjoy his win, when last his hands touch any trophy

I don’t want to cook, you forced my fingers 😂😂

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo was forced off injured just before winning his first trophy. by Almiron(m): 7:04pm On Aug 12, 2023

Congratulations to Penaldo for winning Arab Cup.
You should learn to celebrate all winning, whether small or big.

No need for banter.

To all those minions penadogs, una see say we no scream say na scripted or all those nonsense yarn wey una like type with una dirty fingers.

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Family › Re: How Some Men Package For Marriage And Deceive Women by Almiron(m): 4:50pm On Aug 12, 2023

Albertgr8:
Your type will be there looking for money and turn 80
Life is not like that if you want to marry just be yourself don't form what you are not both the guy and the girl

My type is gonna walk a beautiful woman to the altar later this year, while your type still dey on Nairaland, wasting their lives away, you don’t even know where your next meal will come from, or probably your parents are still feeding your sorry asss. F**k off my mentions.

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Family › Re: How Some Men Package For Marriage And Deceive Women by Almiron(m): 3:49pm On Aug 12, 2023

Na inferior men aka losers, dey package to marry women, if you’re not financially stable stay away from women, if nature calls soapy or carry olosho. Focus on your goals. If you marry and born pikin with no stable source of income.

Read my fingers…. You will suffer.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 11th August 2023 by Almiron(m): 3:48pm On Aug 12, 2023

TrustNone:
respect boss

i greet you boss

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Nottingham Forest (2 - 1) On 12th August 2023 by Almiron(m): 3:09pm On Aug 12, 2023

Omooba77:
3 points is all that matters......

na the main goal be that

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Romance › Re: My Phone Mistakenly Called My Ex by Almiron(m): 3:07pm On Aug 12, 2023

Dreadlock69:
We know dey for 5 month . I just dey with my phone , scrolling through my contact list on what app the phone start to shake and called her number three times without me knowing.
She called back I don’t even know what to say.

Why do you have your ex contact saved on your phone in the first place? I have no form of contact with any of exes, once we are done I closed all forms of communication, like dead or alive it’s no longer my business though I wish em well. If we by chance meet in public, we can exchange greetings but having their contact on my phone or as friends on social media, it has never and will never happen.

I experienced something similar recently, na so I got a call from one of my ex, I knew she must have a buttdialed or not, I don’t care. Of course I still remember her number, I knew it was her, I ignored the call and clear my call log.

Let the past stay in the past.

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Romance › Re: My Phone Mistakenly Called My Ex by Almiron(m): 3:02pm On Aug 12, 2023

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 11th August 2023 by Almiron(m): 12:11pm On Aug 12, 2023

Luckysbab:
nlfpmod

Please put this uncouth Almiron in his rightful place.

it seems blindness don enter your mental breakdown, keep my moniker out of your f**king fingers, last warning

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