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PoliticsRe: Lagos/ogun Killings: Ijaw And Yoruba Nations To Hold Emergency Summit by Alokendra(m): 7:02pm On Jun 27, 2016
Yoruba definition of being peaceful = slap me on the left cheek and I will dobale for you not to slap my right cheek. Nonsense!

Just like a silly man knelt down before Fayose. A family man..Jeez

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth. Cowards be forming sophisticated and peacefulness to hide their cowardice. I ain't fooled by that rhetoric!
PoliticsRe: EFCC Freezes Accounts Of Omisore, Obanikoro’s Sons by Alokendra(m): 8:48am On Jun 26, 2016
After these thieves must have collected yams, they'll will want to force GEJ on us by fire by force - pretending to be advocating for the Yoruba rights. Ditto for Afenifere! Shameless leaders who will do anything to sustain their lootocracy
CrimeRe: Militants Invade Elepete, Igbo-Olomu In Ikorodu, 50 Killed - Africanspotlight by Alokendra(m): 7:42pm On Jun 24, 2016
I'm sure we will not do anything like the coward that we are.
BusinessRe: Dangote Shifts Focus From Cement To Oil And Gas by Alokendra(m): 6:21pm On Jun 24, 2016
Where are the Flattinos Lagos developer?
They're looking for animals with horn, snails dey show.
lowlife Flattinos developing Lagos on their wildest imagination.
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Determine How Buhari Fights Corruption – APC Replies PDP Senators by Alokendra(m): 7:14am On Jun 23, 2016
mrvitalis:
The truth is this, corruption has become a way of life in this country and the people have accepted it.. .
They believe once u get their it is ur turn. . . God has blessed u enjoy and the government reciprocated by relaxing the taxing system... .
Am yet to see one wrong Buhari has done in his fight against corruption. .. All people in jail are backed by court orders... But Nigerians prefer what they want to hear to the truth. ..
Mr President we sincere Nigerians appreciate ur efforts to correct the many years of wrong. .. don't mind ignorant people for they will praise u tomorrow... ...
Thank you. Wailers and iPod can go to hell for all we care.
PoliticsRe: Drop Threat To Bomb Abia, Ohanaeze Youths Tell NDA by Alokendra(m): 6:51am On Jun 23, 2016
Hahahahaha...Same yeebooooo f00ls that had pledged allegiance to NDA and had even encouraged NDA to continue bombing pipelines in their region now have the temerity to advise them to dialogue with the government because the chickens have come home to roost.
Irony of life!

Keep your friends closer, enemies closest.

No dialogue.

NDA should bomb Niger bridge too to spite Buhari and Osun indigenes.


Bunch of lazy our oyel f00ls
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Denies Planning A Coup Against Buhari by Alokendra(m): 6:46am On Jun 23, 2016
Jeez...Why would the Nigeria army stoop so low to reply these dumb ND scavengers? These guys thrive on propaganda and so unfortunate that the military is falling for it. The same way they made the military felt that they're at war with tompolo, lied that he's in Libya. Chai, Nigeria is really dumb I swear. Zero intelligence!
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Reject Buhari's Invitation To Dinner by Alokendra(m): 6:40am On Jun 23, 2016
amaechi1:
Tyrant to cage those who has looted nigeria. Tyrant to cage those who call other "zombies". Tyrant to to cage those who called Nigeria Zoo.

This is a good tyrant.

Long live the tyrant.

Anyone who wish death, will live to see you cage more people in prison.
Sometimes I get tired if replying these dumb wailers. They're just too dumb, bias and hateful.
RomanceRe: Guys: She Drops This After Cheating & Breaking Up With You Will You Accept It? by Alokendra(m): 6:37am On Jun 23, 2016
Flashh:
[color=#000033]Logical guy with logical brain who knows it's quite difficult to ignore the money and won't like her to later embarrass his ego, will make a drama of it. Because they know she would later rant about the money she gave him. (Tag him broke and hungry guy).

He would act like he don't care about the money, take a video or picture as if he's burning the money, but it is only the card he burnt. Then tell her to go to hell that you don't need the fúcking money.

Send it to her through WhatsApp or any other messaging apps. She will respect you forever without knowing you kept the cash.[/color]
Ma Nigga!
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At World Economic Forum In Geneva, Switzerland by Alokendra(m): 9:10pm On Jun 21, 2016
Max24:
What will you do if Buhari enlists her support for his government ? Will you sue him? It is Buharis ass that is on fire and am not one of the sychophants to push him to perdition. Yes, I voted for him but I will also be vocal if I feel he is missing it. If this country must progress we must engage in constructive debates and not vindictive premonitions. The nation must supersede party politics. Years back when America was attacked by Osama the republicans and democrates put politics aside to chase the enemy. As it is in Nigeria now we are facing the enemy of inflation, unemployment, neighbourhood crimes etc. and d current economic managers don't have the faintest idea how we will come out of it. They are as confused as us d lay men. So Buhari must go to the best brains to help.
Bro, you're not answering the question. What magic wand and abracadabra will NOI perform to take away Nigeria's economic misfortunes in this low oil price regime coupled with the fact that we operate an import based economy. Let's agree you're right. Kemi, Buhari, Osinbajo, Kachukwu are all clueless. Pray tell what NOI would do differently? A very simple question that demands an honest answer. If you're clamoring for someone's comeback, you have faith that he or she will do something differently. In this case, what would that be?
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At World Economic Forum In Geneva, Switzerland by Alokendra(m): 8:16pm On Jun 21, 2016
Max24:
By your own logic you blamed Ngozi for everything that went wrong under her even when she was not in control - blamed her for Dasukis excesses, blamed her for the governors insistence to share the ECA, knowing fully well govs have immunity , she didn't. So if you must blame her for everything outside her control then we can blame Kemi for the spiralling inflation and weak naira. Till date nobody can in gov has claimed any money got missing. The current ongoing probe is possible because Ngozi kept straight books. Dasuki and d others couldn't deny because she kept records as a good finance minister. What the money was used for was not her business as long as she got directive from her Chief Executive who was Jonathan. Ameachi did in Rivers what Dasuki did from Abuja but nobody is castigating his finance commissioner. All we keep hearing is Am eachis name ,so why Ngozi. If u have any problem with Jonathan's government direct it to Jonathan and stop vilifying everyone that worked for him. I think it is most unfair. Until you have evidence that she shared out of Dasukis loot we should be fair to her. If we treating our international stars this way then nobody will want to come back to do anything for Nigeria on the future. It is akin to the way Nigerian sportsmen with dual citizenship will pick other nations above Nigeria when they have a choice. Even God will send away helpers from Nigeria if we adopt your attitude. That's my submission, bro.
One would think she broke bounds and made Nigeria an Eldorado for you Jonathanians to be clamoring for her comeback. I asked you what would she do differently, but you deliberately skipped that because you don't have an answer. what ever happen to her resigning rather than watching and supervising the unprecedented looting that happened right there under her watch as the coordinating minister. What effort was made towards diversification? none! All we kept seeing was voodoo statistics about how our economy is the best and all. If not for the plummeting oil prices that exposed her scam, we would be held sway by her lies.

Now, you blamed Kemi for the country's economic woes while absolving NOI of any blame. Objectivity indeed!

according to you, the govt should go and dobale for her to come back and finish what she started - pretend the economy is the best thing after slice bread and reel out statistics to your amusement.

Mt question still stand - what would NOI do differently?
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At World Economic Forum In Geneva, Switzerland by Alokendra(m): 7:06pm On Jun 21, 2016
Max24:
It appears u consider objective analysis or constructive criticism as wailing. Very unfortunate. FYI I voted for Buharis and I did not regret doing so becks I believe in his anti corruption stance and I think he is doing his best in that regards. However, I don't have confidence in his economic management team vis-a-vis Ngozis. And before u label me IPOB + WAILERS know that I am from d same state as Kemi. But this goes beyond tribal sentiments. What indices do you use to assess a finance minister ? 1. Inflation - what was the rate of inflation under Ngozi and now under Kemi ? Guess inflation has gone over the roof. 2. What was the exchange rate under Ngozi and now under Kemi ? For me those are probably the two most important indices for assessment of an economic management team. For me while I still support Buhari for probing Jonathans corrupt government , he needs to get more seasoned economists with international influence and I don't know of any living Nigerian that surpasses Ngozi in that regard. Buhari and APC must eat the humble pie and enlist Ngozis support to market Nigeria to the international community
Are you kidding me?

An objective would know that the exchange rate we had during Gej's time wasn't NOI doing. Oil prices were high and this provided a perfect cover for her incompetence. She did Nada! Exchange rate was okay and inflation rate normal were simply as a result of the high oil prices. It's common sense.
It only takes a dip in the oil prices for all her voodo economics to be exposed.

There was enough money coming in for the FG vis-a-vis high oil prices. This is nothing but the truth. Infact, we started experiencing some of these economic woes (high exchange rate, rising inflation rate, job loss etc) in the latter part of Gej's tenure. I already envisaged this. I told my friends that even though I'd want APC to win, there's really nothing they can do to improve the fortunes of Nigeria.

The hard times were imminent bro. I got an offer from a multinational oil coy, but they shifted my resumption date for more than 6 quarters. This was towards the end of Gej's tenure. Now, blaming Kemi for the high exchange rate and rising inflation rate is the most ridiculous and preposterous thing to do. It defies every iota of objectivity.

I put it to you bro, what would you do differently if you were in Kemi's shoe as we speak? Better still what would NOI do differently in a low oil price environment coupled with an import based economy?
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At World Economic Forum In Geneva, Switzerland by Alokendra(m): 12:09pm On Jun 21, 2016
Max24:
All you have typed shows you don't know jack what has been going on. Does Ngozi have control over Dasuki or Jonathan? Do you know how many ogas Kemi has right now - Buharis, Osinbajo, Tinubu, Amosun, Dambazua, Fashola, Oshiomole and all APC leaders. That won't happen with Ngozi. About d excess crude account check us records. Were you too young just few years ago when the governors led first Saraki and later Ameachi insisted on sharing d ECA which she was against. Oshiomole hated her till date becos she did not allow d govs borrow excessively. She tactically limited their exposures. They even took d FG to d Supreme over d Sharing of d account . Even d SWF she set up for d rainy day for Nigeria was jetisioned by them. So do your research well before pointing fingers.
Coming from someone who painted NOI as the best thing that has ever happened to Nigeria? All you just did was to heap blames and allocate her failures to different parties while she is a saint.
What did she do with the FG share of the ECA which is in the tune if over 50%.
She's the best thing since slice bread and yet have no achievements to boast of rather than scream how the governors wanted a fair share of the ECA. Thank god they did get their share else the money would have find its way into the hands of people like Dasuki.

NOI is the best yet have no significant achievements that speak for her. Wailer's logic is always very pathetic.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At World Economic Forum In Geneva, Switzerland by Alokendra(m): 12:02pm On Jun 21, 2016
ajebuter:
How about learning how not to sink an economy any further?

How about learning to put us on the same pedestal of being one of the fastest growing economy despite massive thievery and stealing? Yeah l repeat' massive stealing and thievery went under Dr lweala yet we never had it so bad under her,.

How about those for a start and of course for her to prepare the economy for the impending stealing that will soon take place under her watch?

or mayherps you believe all will be well under her ?
At least you agreed that she did help sink the economy even at a time oil sold at $115/bbl. Why would I want a crash course on how not sink the economy further from someone who couldn't transform the economy even in a period of oil boom. What would she do in period of oil doom.

My sister, trust me, all these sufferings and pains (job losses, crashing naira value, high price of PMS, rising inflation rate et al) are multiplier effects of the plummeting oil prices. Unfortunately, Kemi had to come just when the oil prices fell. The biggest losers of low oil prices are countries who have crude oil as their main and only source of revenue. More than 30% of our workforce lost their jobs. This had nothing to to do the government in power. It's just the time we're in. The oil industry is cyclical in nature. There's a period of boom followed by a period of bust.

You're not being fair by blaming the current economic woes the country is facing now on Kemi. Please, let's be fair. What would you do differently if you were in Adeosun's shoe? or what do you think NOI would do differently?
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At World Economic Forum In Geneva, Switzerland by Alokendra(m): 10:33am On Jun 21, 2016
ajebuter:
Do you have to comment by insulting me?

I made a comment and you should make yours?

Does that call for an insult? Couldn't you have just moved on without quoting me?

I can insult perfectly better and more fluently than you, but I will let this slide just ONCE
Sorry about that. Could you please answer the question now? What exactly is Adeosun going to learn from her? Pray tell. thanks
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Photo As Shared By PDP by Alokendra(m): 10:25am On Jun 21, 2016
benedictnsi:
gringrin suffering and smiling
And how does it affect you ? Talk about crying more than the bereaved.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At World Economic Forum In Geneva, Switzerland by Alokendra(m): 10:23am On Jun 21, 2016
ajebuter:
This Aunty Ngozi just dey dust Mrs Adeosun anywhere..

It doesn't hurt to seek her out and ask for a lesson or two in running the economy..

I salute you jare, Dr NOI
Learn what exactly? Very dumb comment. Are you guys sick upstairs or what?

She supervised the unprecedented looting that happened right there under her watch, depleted excess crude account even at a time when Oil prices were at an all time high. NOI can be likened to a captain who stayed in his cabin while his ship was going down.

Jeeeez! What exactly should Adeosun learn from her? Pray tell
PoliticsRe: Is Referendum Finally Coming For Biafra?this! EU To Meet Buhari Over N/delta by Alokendra(m): 8:01am On Jun 21, 2016
99xtr99r:
Awón elenugboro!

Yorubas vocal about menace of Fulani herdsmen and you placed the blame of the abduction of Olu Falae by the Fulani herdsmen on Igbos?

Yorubas vote for GEJ? You must be sniffing excess of your farts...

Take it or leave it, Yorubas are too tribalistic and selfish to appreciate the good in other people. The same reason Yorubas have always voted along tribe lines to date.

Yorubas are wont to blame everyone but themselves. Yorubas politicised and tribalised virtually everything in this country and successfully wrecked havoc on it.
You have never in your life respond to a post and address the issues raised. Rather you just do your copy and paste thing. If you noticed I have always ignored your pathetic arse. It is counter productive responding to gibberish and ultra balderdash. You only make meaning to yourself slowpoke. blame the kidnap of olu falae on ugbo? Yorubas didn't vote Gej ? I think you're the one high of your akpu induced fart.
Listen asswipe, your one minute of fame is over. You can mess off my mention idiot
PoliticsRe: Is Referendum Finally Coming For Biafra?this! EU To Meet Buhari Over N/delta by Alokendra(m): 7:37am On Jun 21, 2016
Kestolovee95:
Nobody hates you and your people, your people annoyingly suck fulani ballz and want others to do same, when others say NO, your people get angry and call them names especially your muslims. That's the problem. grin grin
You have a mental disease Biatch. Yorubas have been the most vocal about this menace of Fulani herdsmen while your people are still fasting and praying. You're just another pained loser who is pained about the Yoruba voting for Buhari. If voting for Buhari is your own definition of sucking Fulani balls, then your pathetic case is beyond redemption. When Yorubas voted for GEJ , they were not sucking Gej's ball right. Then it was favoring you greedy bunch. You are very pathetic and hypocritical in nature. You believe your own choice must be endorsed by the Yoruba. We're two different sides of a coin. Get that into rotten skull. We'd vote Buhari again and again against GEJ if opportunity comes. If you're pained, go hug a live transformer. No regret whatsoever. I'm a default christian. My family and all my christian friends voted Buhari. So your jaundiced insult against the muslims is highly ridiculous and devoid of common sense.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers Is Sponsored By Tompolo, Has Kachichukwu As A Sympathizer by Alokendra(m): 7:46am On Jun 20, 2016
fiizznation:
That minister of state for petroleum is a complete joke. I have said it on several occasions, the dude needs to be relief of this duty because the man don't know what he is doing. How can a minister be portraying the center government as a weak one through some useless negotiations he is initiating? Who negotiates with terrorists group in this 21st century? I won't even be surprised if that lame minister is one of the so-called avengers sponsor. To hell with any negotiations with terrorists group, gather some intelligence, get your logistics right and round the bloody miscreants up. This is always the way to go. You negotiate with these ones today, tomorrow another group will spring up, are you to negotiate with the new group again? Negotiating with terrorists will just leave you running in complete circles. In Vladimir Putin's voice; ' I don't negotiate with terrorists but I can send them to meet God'.


Well every sane mind knows tompolo is their main sponsor, so at least this shouldn't come as a surprise. And I'm 100% sure that tompolo is still hiding like a scared rat in that gbamaturu kingdom. Well connected politicians are hiding and protecting him there.
I couldn't have said it better. However, FG is very weak. The Nigeria soldiers have very poor intelligence gathering. NDA is exploiting all these. These guys have a twitter page, a blog and they give information. The Nigeria army hasn't been able to exploit NDA's weakness. It sucks to be a Nigeria soldier. They believe in brawl. I'd choose brain over brawl
PoliticsRe: Open Letter To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Alokendra(m): 11:27am On Jun 19, 2016
09xtr99r:
Wonders never cease to happen in this contraption!
Yorrobbers keep on blaming the Igbo Nation for their inability to stand for something good in life except to feast on decomposing leftovers.

Just at the mere mention of Biaf... or NK these Yorubbish beings shout the loudest and cry blue murder as if their whole essence in life is being deprived them.

Take a look at the pics of the sensible fellow in Yorubaland that wrote the article you mischievously ascribed as the handwork of Igbos - your eternal nemesis:
Another illiterate fool from the erosion ravaged slum. Which sensible folks would pen down this:


Both of your f00ls! We all know your stock in trade - lame dick comparison. You need the measure yourself with the Yorubas to validate the purpose of your existence. Shame on everything that you are.


"For Lagos State, more than 70% of the manufacturing concerns and major industries in the State are
owned by the Igbos. If the Igbos were to stop paying tax in Lagos
State, the IGR of Lagos State will reduce by over 60%. In contrast, Sir,
go to the South East and look at the manufacturing concerns in
Onitsha, Aba and Nnewi. Please don't forget those were areas
ravaged by civil war a mere forty something years ago. The Igbos
have certainly made tremendous progress but the Yoruba nation has
regressed."

Assholes reeling out very spurious and incorrigible statistics to romance their already battered ego.

Like seriously? Yeeboes didn't make Lagos. Lagos made you, and that's why you red mud and cave dwellers see Lagos as your London. Your spare part and electronics shops contribute next to nothing to the Lagos state coffer.

I thought you low life said you constitute 70% of Lagos population. I wondered why your numerical strength couldn't help aAgbaje to win despite getting a significant amount of votes from Yorubas.

Y'all can continue with your aba made statistics if it makes you sleep.

Last time I checked, these Yee boe slaves were still fighting for relevance and to be set free from the grip of the Hausa and Yoruba.

So, Nigga, your incoherent barkings amuse me. I suggest you continue imp.
PoliticsRe: Open Letter To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Alokendra(m): 8:13am On Jun 19, 2016
If the Igbos were to stop paying tax in Lagos State, the IGR of Lagos State will reduce by over 60%.

Bwaahahahahaha

This can only come from Enugu or ontisha IDP camp. These Yeeboes are highly full of themselves. My tax alone will pay the salaries of some workers. If your pay isn't more than 100k, then know that my tax can pay your salary for months.

Yeeboes, stop fooling yourself. You're buried in your fabricated illusions that you Lagos state IGR comes from your spare parts shops and containers. The consequential tax payers in lagos are the IOCs, followed by the NOCs, and other companies - telecommunications, insurance and all.

Op you made my day. Your post was a good comic relief. I had a very good laugh at your stupidity.
FamilyRe: How Did You Propose To Your Wife? by Alokendra(m): 12:46pm On Jun 17, 2016
[quote author=bidak post=46655546][/quote]Trust me bro. You'd know. If your girlfriend isn't anticipating a proposal from you, it only means that there's no bond between the two you. It could also mean that communication is poor and you guys haven't discussed marriage, family, kids et al. These discussions are not preempted. They just come spontaneously. Both of you just find yourselves talking about family, kids and all. I'm not expert on this subject matter, but common sense applies.

Why should I panick that my girl friend whom I'm a serious relationship with would decline my offer. If she declines your offer, it means she's only putting up with you or using you as a pastime. No lady, I repeat no lady that is into you and has a level of emotional connection with you would discuss marriage and settling down with you. If she doesn't then you should worry.

Panicking or anticipating a decline might mean you forced yourself on her, or has rejected you on so many occasions but by the virtue of the fact that you refused to back down, she yielded not out of love, but becuase she needs a breathing space. Girls are not trophies bro. Be an ambitious and a career focused guy and no lady would want to let you go.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Receives Amended Gender Equality Opportunity (GEO) Bill by Alokendra(m): 8:45am On Jun 17, 2016
I don't seem to understand what this bill is aiming at. Most of what the bill addresses are already being enjoyed by women. I don't see anything listed there that women don't enjoy already.
PoliticsRe: Angry Rep Members Shout Down Dogara, Demand Prado Jeeps by Alokendra(m): 7:50am On Jun 17, 2016
This is the reason why I think I should consider supporting avengers. The same set of shameless idiots involved in a sex scandal.
FamilyRe: How Did You Propose To Your Wife? by Alokendra(m): 7:08am On Jun 17, 2016
I wonder why some people say they were afraid their prospective fiancee would decline. Why would you be in a serious relationship and still be afraid. Except you guys have been fooling and playing around. Then you're afraid she might decline. Your gf should be looking forward to your proposal and not the other way round.
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Gives Speech At Pennsylvania Parliament (Pics) by Alokendra(m): 2:05pm On Jun 16, 2016
CandyDiamond:
The world know who the real African kings are, not by global junketeering and wasting your people money, the western world will always gather and clap for you when you come to them throwing your peoples money around, Oba of Bini don't need globe trotting to register his name.
Mention one achievement of your oba of Bini. Just one
If not just to sit his arse and feed fat on government's money without any value.
PoliticsRe: The Genesis Of Hijab In Osun State by Alokendra(m): 1:26pm On Jun 16, 2016
Biodun37:
You this hopeless person, toying with an issue that is this delicate & playing politics with religion & presenting your personal opinions as facts. Something must be wrong with your brain
Idiot, who's stopping you from presenting your own?
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Gives Speech At Pennsylvania Parliament (Pics) by Alokendra(m): 1:13pm On Jun 16, 2016
Unlike some other dumb kings who just sit their arses down doing nothing. Who sitting don help?
oba of Benin my ass

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