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Politics / Re: IG Report Confirms that Politicians ordered Senate Seige by Alphacrissy(m): 6:13am On Aug 10, 2018
Roadmike:
Haba IGP.

There is nothing worthy in this report.

its just SHALLOW and Typical of The POLICE as Lead by the IGP IDRIS.

The IG even misspelt the Vice President's Surname. He wrote Osibanjo instead of Osinbajo
Politics / Re: Fayemi's Mentee Visits Ward Leaders, Get Royal Blessings by Alphacrissy(m): 6:43am On Aug 06, 2018
bobokeshington:
if he really has a good agenda for the people he shouldn't contest under the umbrella of APC or PDP else his good will be frustrated
APC has a broom, not an umbrella grin if you know you know
Crime / Re: How Khadijat Oluboyo Was Killed – Boyfriend Confesses by Alphacrissy(m): 6:25am On Jul 12, 2018
blackgold2018:
I think the boyfriend gang rapped her with his friends.
story looking more like he called in his friends to gang rape her, and then she threatens them to report to the police and possibly use her father's influence to put them in jail forever. Then, they had to kill her in order to close the chapter. That looks pretty much what happened

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Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun Fake NYSC Exemption Certificate And Other Credentials (Photos) by Alphacrissy(m): 4:05pm On Jul 09, 2018
Munzy14:
As at the time kemi graduated from that university she claimed also, it wasn't a university. That is another case unfolding. I still respect people who studied and graduated here in Nigeria, and also earn a living here as well. despite the high standards we operate. This elites send their kids outside to attend a a near secondary school as university and come back to take juicy positions unto returnees from overseas. Imagine someone that u know is super dumb, by the Time they travel and return u hear is first class. for who's pocket...

Only God knows the amount of our tax payers cash she must have used to cover this before a good spirited Nigerian decided to call a spade a spade on this one. This is forgery. a serious crime against the laws of nysc, and the state called Nigeria... This is how we await buhari's reactions. let it not go like that of former sfg or maina.
So she worked at PwC UK with unverified University degree abi? People need to stop this crazy attitude of theirs in pulling people down

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TV/Movies / Re: Watch This Short Solo Action Film - Nollywood Needs This Guy! by Alphacrissy(m): 8:31am On Jun 10, 2018
As for the effect, cool. For concept, far from it; who hides behind a Gee pee tank from gunshots?!!!

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Religion / Re: Lagos Chapel Members Desert Church Over Sacking Of Presiding Chaplain by Alphacrissy(m): 7:28pm On May 29, 2017
CaptainFM1:


Do you know the meaning of Christian? Anyway if you don't I'll tell you. Christian means Christlike. The fact that someone goes to church does not make him a Christian.
A christian must follow the footsteps of Jesus Christ.

Showing lack of humility is not a characteristic of a Christian. So, now that you understand the meaning of the word Christian...Do you think Ambode typifies a Christian?

Yes we want [b]Christain, and mind you after Ambode' 8years, we want another Christian for another 8years to [/b]complete the 16years of Tinubu and Fashola! Preferably a Catholic or Methodist when Ambode complete his 8years.
Why are you contradicting yourself, seems your thought does not agree with your convinction; You used the opening part of your speech to dechristianise Ambode, while you use the latter part to hope for ANOTHER christian. Oga, go school.

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Sports / Re: Azeez Saka Slumps And Dies During Training by Alphacrissy(m): 5:55pm On May 26, 2017
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Education / Re: Okorocha Celebrates Children's Day With School Children (Photos) by Alphacrissy(m): 5:53pm On May 26, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For Advisory Graduate Trainee Programme At KPMG Nigeria by Alphacrissy(m): 4:33pm On May 25, 2017
UNIZIK1stSon:




What kind of Job pays 960K monthly

What do the employees do?
They mine gold grin Actually, the pay about 120,000

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Travel / Re: Man Escapes Death From Accident After Car Somersaulted 4 Times (pics) by Alphacrissy(m): 8:42am On May 19, 2017
tyokunbo:
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2017/05/18/man-escapes-death-from-accident-after-car-somersaulted-4-times/

A shocked Facebook user shared photos of himself and his wrecked car after he survived an accident that would have claimed his life.

According to the man identified as Osinachi Benjamin Edmound, he was travelling in the car with his friend when the accident occurred. The car lost control and somersaulted a couple of times before landing with its wheels in the air.

Another Facebook user, Urama Chima writes about the incident...

join him and thank God for saving his life and of his friend in motor accident....... No broking of bones no serious wounds no life lost the jeep Summersault 4 times and nothing happened to any of them.....thanks to Almighty God!!


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Nairaland / General / Re: Big Antelope Killed By Hunters In Sagamu (Photos) by Alphacrissy(m): 2:57pm On May 17, 2017
rabonni:
Hmm Juju at work

There is a hunter in my town that can kill u animal u want,
This is such a funny grammatical expression! "...can kill YOU animal YOU want!!!"
Religion / Re: 7 Places Christians Should Avoid Visiting by Alphacrissy(m): 6:33pm On May 14, 2017
Chikelue2000:
Pagan festivals, nice one but that should include not accepting sallah meat too from Muslims ryt?
Just as Christmas is pagan in origin, avoid that too. By the way, Islam remains the only true monotheistic religion in the entire universe, if you're in doubt, ask your Jewish cousins

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Six Qualities A Good Husband Must Have by Alphacrissy(m): 9:52am On May 12, 2017
Fear Allah and stop promoting that which Allah has prohibited
Sports / I Can Beat Anthony Joshua With One Arm Tied-Tyson Fury by Alphacrissy(m): 3:57pm On May 01, 2017
Tyson Fury believes he could easily defeat Anthony Joshua if they fight
•Former world heavyweight champion admitted screaming in support of AJ
•Fury admired how Joshua responded to adversity against Wladimir Klitschko
•He said: 'Styles make fights but I can beat AJ with one arm tied behind my back'

Tyson Fury quipped that he could beat Anthony Joshua with one hand tied behind his back.

Having watched AJ overcome Wladimir Klitchko at Wembley in front of 90,000 fans, Fury wants a piece of the action in an all-British mega-fight, and responded to Joshua calling him out in the ring.

The former world heavyweight champion told Sky Sports: 'Styles do make fights but I am sure I can beat AJ with one arm tied behind my back.
'I don't even need a warm-up if he wants this, I have been out of the ring as long as Klitschko but the difference is, I am not 41, I am 28.'

Fury recognises that a fight against Joshua would be hugely lucrative and admits yelling in support of his British rival against Klitschko.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-4462738/Tyson-Fury-beat-Anthony-Joshua-one-hand-tied.html

Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Beats Wladimir Klitschko: WBA Heavyweight Fight by Alphacrissy(m): 6:13pm On Apr 29, 2017
bakynes:
I heard on Radio SS will not show the match, the match is exclusive to Sky Sports.

Someone shd please tell me I didn't hear right coz I really need to watch the match.
Bros, it's not a match but a bout

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Religion / Re: "Worship Leaders Lie When They Lead Worship Songs" - Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by Alphacrissy(m): 7:59pm On Apr 21, 2017
eleojo23:
Worship goes beyond singing words. It must come from the heart.
How did Jesus worship in the Bible? By bowing his face to the ground just as Muslims do. If he Oyakhilome says singing is to uplift the soul to a state in preparedness for worship, then the question is how many times did Jesus and his disciples engage in singing and dancing in order to transit to the worship phase? Bunch of ignoramuses!!!
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Travel / Re: Near-collision Of Two Passenger Planes Averted At Delhi Airport by Alphacrissy(m): 12:47pm On Apr 07, 2017
And who gave clearance for take-off? Gross incompetence on the part of the control officers
Pets / Watch Video Of Eight-year-old Girl Found Living With Monkeys In Indian Forest by Alphacrissy(m): 12:33pm On Apr 07, 2017
It is unknown how the girl came to be living with the monkeys and how long she has been there for.

By Jordan Bhatt
Updated April 6, 2017 17:44 BST

Police in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh have found a girl being brought up by monkeys.

The 8-year-old was spotted by a police officer who was on a routine patrol of the Katarniaghat Wildlife Sanctuary.

She was rescued by police officers in the region who said that she had been living with a group of monkeys in the forest.

When officer Suresh Yadav spotted her, he tried to get to her but both the girl and the monkeys screeched at the policeman.

It wasn't until backup had come that they were able to coax the girl towards the authorities and to a nearby hospital.

According to the police, the girl cannot speak or understand any language and gets scared when approached by humans. Because of this and her time with the monkeys, she can get violent when people try to approach and help her. She also eats like a monkey, using her hands to collect and eat the food.

Medical reports have shown signs of markings along the girl's arms suggesting she may have been living in the forest for a long time.

Since being rescued, the girl has made slow improvements in her overall demeanour and ability to interact with other humans. While she can walk on two legs, she spends much of her time on all fours instead, like a monkey.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/eight-year-old-girl-found-living-monkeys-indian-forest-1615799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBvHOLVuKXc&ebc=ANyPxKqkVHj2lTbdbPzJmUfjQrCEAtqpoy1FKCzmk1Et8AFqpMb1Q5V2hK86ubW7WuYv1QyTo7CjHujhwoesx1kvtsf_Jlr6HQ
Politics / Former US Secretary Of State, John Kerry Speaks About Corruption In Nigeria by Alphacrissy(m): 7:16am On Feb 21, 2017
Former US Secretary of State, John Kerry, while speaking at the 2016 Annual World Economic Forum in Davos highlighted the pervasive corruption inherited by the Buhari-led federal government of Nigeria.

He specifically mentioned a situation where some army generals embezzled $9 billion meant for the procurement of arms to prosecute the war against Boko Haram.
See the link below and you may skip to the 3 minute mark.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO0BzkrQrp4

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Islamic Scholar Gruesomely Assassinated By Unknown Gunmen. Graphic Pics by Alphacrissy(m): 10:56pm On Feb 12, 2017
sleeknick:
The tears on his face tho cry
those are not tears. He was shot! When someone gets shot in the stomach, you have discharges through the nose and mouth. But the beloved brother was smiling even in death. May Allah forgive him and grant him Jannah
Crime / Re: Nigerian Islamic Scholar Gruesomely Assassinated By Unknown Gunmen. Graphic Pics by Alphacrissy(m): 10:46pm On Feb 12, 2017
The assassination of the beloved brother is not a recent event. It occurred on May 29, 2016. He was a graduate of The Islamic University in Madeenah and just returned from Sudan for his Masters when he was killed. Check his brother's comments in the link below
https://mobile.facebook.com/IJMB20032004/posts/1049896831746461?_rdr
Politics / Re: British Government Releases Official Statement On Ibori's Deportation by Alphacrissy(m): 8:07pm On Feb 04, 2017
UnitedSouthZone:
Southern Region( SE,SS and SW) We need to unite, if not we would keep being taken for granted. We have so many greedy people who don't support our interest in power.

Lets unite as one and support each other, this is the only way to make Nigeria better for ourselves.

Why are Igbos , Yorubas and our people from the South South not a united front. We have similar interest and policies


United states bombed hiroshima in Japan and killed several people, yet today they are strong allies.

German killed a lot of Europeans during WW2 yet today they are the strongest force in the European Union.


What have Igbos done to Yorubas or Vice versa that they can't work together to be a united front. We are getting it all wrong. This isn't how to play politics.


We all have the same goals and similar policies.


Southern states are capitalist in Nature , Hard working and believers of a restructured system. Why don't we come together like the ex qqamples given above did. The whole point is Economic freedom.


If our eyes don't open we would keep being second fiddle to the North, the Core North(Especially NW&NE ) knows this and that is what they use this to keep cheating us in the southern region and our people in the middle belt. Lets open our eyes, enough of being too gullible my Southern family


They laugh when we keep fighting, its all in their interest. If we are united we don't need votes from NE and NW to win Elections, we have the numbers. We can set policies in which we believe in.



Do you know the north has more ethnic groups than us in the south.

Do you know the fourth largest ethnic group are Tiv people also in the northern region, but in all these they are more united.


They have been using divide and rule tactics for us and yet we keep falling for it and being gullible.Lets wake up
Your post would only have made sense if you're canvassing for a united Nigeria and not just sectional balkanization. So ganging up against the North is a patriotic advice!? I wonder how people think!

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Nairaland / General / Man Decries Economic Situation, Vows To Venture Into Armed Robbery In 2 Months by Alphacrissy(m): 11:39pm On Feb 03, 2017
A recently uploaded video on YouTube shows a young man lamenting about the harsh economic situation in the country. Speaking in a rather brash manner, the man vows to "carry gun" if the situation does not improve in two months. The young man's sheer audacity and flagrant display of his rather stupid intention is really disturbing. If he takes up a gun, won't the target be other citizens of this beloved country. We all must learn to be patriotic and must never relent in praying for the leaders to be guided aright in their decisions. Please see the video in the link below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as4nv11ZADM
Islam for Muslims / Re: What's The Proper Way To Enter The Fold Of Islam? by Alphacrissy(m): 2:51pm On Feb 03, 2017
aliyubaka:
It's a lie she was forced. No sane person will join Islam. What is attractive in islam is terrorism or marriage of babies.
My name is Christopher, born into a Christian family, grew up as a Christian, attended a Bible school, accepted Islam in 2004 and have remained a Muslim ever since. I really don't think your sanity is close to mine. Didn't Jesus tell you to seek the truth and it shall set you free? Try and learn, and not just come around to display your folly

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What's The Proper Way To Enter The Fold Of Islam? by Alphacrissy(m): 2:47pm On Feb 03, 2017
isnt it funny how its halal for muslim men to marry non-muslims but haram for muslim women? Allah and his nonsense.
Praise be to Allah that you're Nobody. But if you require proper enlightenment and not just coming to find trouble, then I might be willing to give responses to your queries

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Politics / President Muhammadu Buhari With Gov. Amosun, Others In London by Alphacrissy(m): 10:06pm On Jan 27, 2017
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Islam for Muslims / Re: Healthy Way To Improve Your Voice During Quran Recitation by Alphacrissy(m): 11:21am On Jan 27, 2017
yoros:
Improve voice during recitation? Na wa oooo
Of what benefit is that?
The same benefits mentioned in the write up. Just read before your itchy fingers type

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Politics / Re: Senate Stands By Resolution Calling For Babachir's Sack, Agrees To Screen Magu by Alphacrissy(m): 6:42am On Jan 25, 2017
The presidency needs to be objective in the way issues like this one are addressed. Why should the Presidency be in haste to clear the SGF when it has failed to dispense with the charges against him with clear cut evidences. Saying the indictment by the Senate Committee would not be acted upon due to procedural issues is petty and unacceptable.

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Education / Re: OAU Vs UI, Which Is The Best? by Alphacrissy(m): 7:24am On Jan 22, 2017
Statsocial:

It should be 'which is the best'
Am not a UI alumnus but it's obvious UI is better than OAU.
Rather, the title should have read "which is the better"
Politics / Lai Mohammed Writes Oby Ezekwesili On Chibok Girls (Snapshot) by Alphacrissy(m): 3:58pm On Jan 14, 2017
Nigeria's Honourable Minister of Information and Culture, Alh. Lai Mohammed, has written a letter to the erstwhile Minister of Education and a Co-convener of the Bring Back Our Girls pressure group, Mrs Oby Ezekwesili, requesting her to provide a list of volunteers who will accompany the military on a tour of duty in the Northeast. The tour is planned to showcase the effort the Nigerian government and her military has put in place towards securing the release of the remaining Chibok school girls who are still in captivity after more than a thousand days since they were whisked away from their dormitory during the last political administration of H.E. Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.


https://mobile.twitter.com/BBOG_Nigeria/status/820271272382885888

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sasha Obama Absent At Obama’s Farewell Address Due To Her Exam by Alphacrissy(m): 12:01pm On Jan 12, 2017
Lucasbalo:
Sasha is the oldest daughter and Malia shown in the picture is the youngest.
you're so so wrong

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