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SportsRe: Danny Welbeck May Not Play Football Again - UK Doctor by Alphageometrix: 9:08pm On Nov 09, 2018
Bossontop:
undecided
Chaii......him village pipu don finally dust him file.....sad
GGMU
Una go kill person here.

CelebritiesRe: Actress Onyii Alexx Shares Beautiful Free Make-up Pictures by Alphageometrix: 4:38pm On Nov 04, 2018
GistersNG:
Nollywood finest and fast raising actress Onyii Alex has taken to her Instagram page to proof she has what it takes to be among the beauties as she shows off her natural beauty in no make up pictures.

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/actress-onyii-alexx-shares-beautiful-free-make-pictures
Omuma asa ahu! Gorgeous!
PoliticsRe: People's Reactions As Buhari Receives His WAEC Certificate (Memes) by Alphageometrix: 3:11pm On Nov 03, 2018
Built2last:
Buhari is the most corrupt Nigerian President ever

WAEC 1952-2018 = 66yrs
Buhari 1942-2018 = 75yrs (Dec)

75 - 66 = 9yrs

Back then in the days u are expected to be in primary 1 at the age of 6yrs

For u to finish Pri and Sec Sch u hv to spend minimum of 18yrs

PMB IS A ROGUE
Chai! True talk bro, that man is the biggest ROGUE ever.

EntertainmentRe: Osaze Musical Group, Benue And Raunchy Dance Got People Talking (Photos) by Alphageometrix: 3:20pm On Oct 22, 2018
MizzFlawa:
Angry reactions have trailed photos of members of Osaze Musical Group, a group of entertainers in Makurdi, Benue state seen engaged in raunchy and sexually suggestive dancing. Most people were particularly pissed off because children can be seen among the crowd.

A reporter Raphael Akume, showering praises on the group.
By
Source : http://viralmula.com/2018/10/22/sodom-gomorrah-checkout-musical-group-benue-engaged-raunchy-dancing-children-watched/
Just imagine.
HealthRe: Customs Seizes Container Of Soup From China Worth N27.96 Million In Lagos by Alphageometrix: 2:59pm On Oct 20, 2018
Olawaleyy036:
IT WAS IMPORTED FROM CHINA! Customs seize container load of soup worth N27.96 million in Lagos

The Nigeria Customs Service on Friday said it had intercepted a container full of soup and other edible items worth N27,960,000 being imported from China.

The NCS said the container, which was cleared in one of the ports in Lagos, was intercepted by the Comptroller-General of Customs Strike Force team based on intelligence provided by the intelligence unit of the NCS.

It added that some other items that had the semblance of mushrooms were already deteriorating in the container and could pose a serious danger to human health when consumed.

The NCS had in the past intercepted a 20ft container of Egusi, Jollof Rice, Ogbono and yam porridge imported from India at the Tin-Can Island Port in Lagos.

Meanwhile, the Deputy Comptroller and National Coordinator, CGC Strike Force team, Abdullahi Kirawa, who spoke to journalists on Friday while displaying some of the items seized by the NCS between September 19 and October 18, 2018, said importing pots of stew and such edible items without verification, as they were labelled in Chinese language, could pose serious harm to the consumers.

He said it was high time Nigerians started having more preference for things produced in the country rather than imported ones.

He said,

“How can someone import soup into this country? They were carefully concealed inside the container. I will advise that Nigerians should ignore xenocentrism and embrace ethnocentrism.

“Our quest for foreign goods and items must be discouraged and we must work hard to embrace and patronise home-made goods, including our delicious stew that are prepared from our homes. We need to stop engaging in this type of business.

“This type of soup poses danger to public health, to the economy and of course our teeming youths. If soup could be imported, then what else are we going to do? This is something we need to reflect on. This is a call that this type of importation of goods must be discouraged.

He said there was a need for increased sensitisation to forestall a recurrence.
http://www.nairafame.com/2018/10/it-was-imported-from-china-customs.html
Ew chi muo! Soup from China kwa? Lord have mercy.

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Is Alive, Spotted In Jerusalem Praying, Poses With IPOB Members by Alphageometrix: 5:35pm On Oct 19, 2018
Bannylove13:
Believe your trash
Whatever.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Is Alive, Spotted In Jerusalem Praying, Poses With IPOB Members by Alphageometrix: 5:32pm On Oct 19, 2018
Bannylove13:
Old news ..and nairaland is promoting such..

What's happening to rule 8..

Every atikulated nigerins should ignore this news..

Is a picture from 2015

BMC are using to propagate their evil ..

Igbos should know this is a huge propaganda to discredit 2019 el
ection
Nobody should fall for this shame ..

Lala close down all this silly thread or you verify for your self..

Ignore propaganda..
Rule 8. Should apply



To the moderator that pushes this on front page ..hope you will have the face to apologise..when this same news comes out fake..
News you've not verified from any other source..but was pushes by propaganda to discredit the opposition.. sharperly made front page ..to draw sentiments and traffic..
Is that how low nairaland has gone..

Wonder why so many ibos re so easily brainwashed and when people say they're confused tribe ..they pick offence..
Can't believe igbos fell for joke..

Is finished..see as they finger fvxk dia tiny brains

So where is his father and mother..and why haven't heard make any statement..or is he now dumb.. the kanu we all know I now dumb and only take pictures..

Haba..
To press igbo una bottom easy.

Na so una don abandon atikulation..and still want Nigerians to trust Peter obi..

What a jonzing humans
Bro easy, if u know u know. Nnamdi is 101% alive and as iam typing this he is in Jerusalem. U can believe that.
CelebritiesRe: Stella Dimokokorkus Blasts Linda Ikeji, Says She's Lying To Nigerians by Alphageometrix: 5:01pm On Sep 21, 2018
Tessyama1:
Top Nigerian blogger, Stella Dimokokorkus just took to her Instagram page saying she'd soon reveal the 'lies' fellow blogger and former 'bestie' Linda Ikeji has been telling Nigerians recently.

According to Stella who is based in Germany with her husband and kids, the 'lies' Linda told on her years back is still a fresh wound. 

The friendship between both ladies went sour years ago.

According to Stella in this post, years ago, Linda called her a 'baby mama who doesn't know her baby daddies', and now she can't watch her feed Nigerians with lies about her baby daddy.

Well, Stella says she'd soon do a story about it. read her post below...

"It is only in Nigeria that a person is tagged Jealous if they try to do what’s right. What gives us the right as Bloggers to write about others but think we can’t be written about? The damage we have done with our platforms and we think we are untouchable? OMG It is my duty as a trained Journalist to follow any breaking story I want. Don’t freaking come here preaching maturity to me. The only reason i am keeping quiet is becos the lies told on me years back is still a fresh wound and I don’t wanna allow myself to be swallowed up in revenge and at the same time I cannot find the right words to write the breaking story without using a knife. Same knife she used on me years back when she said I am a baby mama who doesn’t know who my baby daddies are.....What da frigging Frack!!!how can I sit down and watch you all swallow the lies she’s been feeding you all ? Cos it’s not my bizness and everytime I try to talk they say I’m jealous cos she got money. Hey you,money doesn’t define who I am or who I relate with any longer. I have grown up to realize money catches fire but a true personality doesn’t. Hello!
I am not perfect and have my own skeletons which I try not to hide. If I wake up tomorrow and do a story about a blogger who is rich and beautiful but full of Shitty lies,i am only doing my job just like we bloggers do. I am finally closing the door today on the lies she told on me cos the drama she is currently going through kinda teaches me forgiveness. Who you Bleep ain’t my bizness so i will let this pass. Moral of story? Karma is a bitch and it will visit everyone. Note that i don’t give a Rats ass about anyone’s opinion on this post! Did I mention any names? No but watch you all come on here and act like you know I am talking about. One love!���
"

We will make another post on why Linda and Stella have been sworn enemies for a long time.

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/09/ghen-ghen-blogger-stella-dimokokorkus-comes-for-linda-ikeji-says-shes-lying-to-nigerians.html
Ahaa! The hunter is the now the hunted. Stella we are waiting biko.

PoliticsRe: El-rufai: I Don’t Have N20m In My Account To Buy Form, Except I Sell My House by Alphageometrix: 10:25pm On Sep 10, 2018
AreaNews:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2018/09/i-dont-have-n20m-in-my-account-el-rufai-reveals/amp/
“I don’t have N20 million also to buy my form. The money I have in the bank is not close to that amount. I have only one account in GT . Except I sell my house will I be able to raise that amount.”
U can tell that to the marines.
AutosRe: Clean 1year Used 002/3 Lexus Rx300 Selling At 1.55m by Alphageometrix: 6:36am On Jul 16, 2018
Hi,
Is the suv still available?
PoliticsRe: The Blast That Killed 31 In Damboa, Borno (Graphic Photos) by Alphageometrix: 6:17pm On Jun 17, 2018
conductor97:
Some people actually believe that this Boko Haram thing will stop someday.

The earlier you sophisticated morons start agitating for the dismemberment of this Shithole, the better for you.

Ndi ala grin
Ndi isi nkuka.

CelebritiesRe: Nigerians React To Linda Ikeji's Pregnancy News by Alphageometrix: 8:53pm On May 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


We must give the Ikeji sisters some accolades for their morals. They are pros at getting pregnant before marriage.

Congrats to Linda for becoming the newest ambassador of Team Skin-to-skin.
But Some men get mind sha.
There are some kpekus that NwaAmaikpe sees and just loses appetite.

But to think a man will go raw in a canister of smelly sardines defies all logic.

Please if she gives birth today,
Will she be called a babymama,
Will her baby be called a bastard?
So much for being a self-made feminist.
So much for being celibate.

This goes to prove that Linda Ikeji is a frigging preek-worshipping, confused hypocrite.
Her baby will be called a bastard very simple.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 11:18pm On Apr 28, 2018
galazito:
do Nigerian passport need a transit visa when having a long transit time in turkey?
U do not need a transit visa if u've got any of these visas on your passport : US, CANADA, UK, SCHENGEN, JAPAN or AUSTRALIA. U will be given a month visit visa at the airport which covers the transit stuff but be mindful of the fact that ur flight must be Turkish Airlines for you to be able to get the visa at the airport. The visa cost about $40.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 2:20pm On Apr 28, 2018
seyola:
Hello House,i have a valid 6months UK visa. i intend flying from Lagos to Edinburgh via Turkish airline.Do i need Turkey transit visa?
No buddy u don't need a Turkish transit visa because your valid UK visa covers that. However on your way back to Nigeria u will most likely sleep over in Turkey due to long layover. So if u don't want to sleep at the airport till the following day u are free to apply for Turkey visit visa at the airport. Have your debit card with you. Once u get the visa proceed to immigration for entry stamping, after that locate the Turkish airlines hotel desk and request for a reservation. The airline will lodge u in a hotel free or charge and still bring u back to the airport the following day for your flight home. Gd luck.
PoliticsRe: 'Bishop' Aloysius Ikegwuonu Builds Road With Streetlight, Bridge And Drainage by Alphageometrix: 8:17am On Apr 18, 2018
Sunnynwa:
When did Alloysius Ikegwuonu (Bishop) become a priest?

You just jump into a thread and comment nonsense for commenting sake?
Lol.... I no wan laugh.
CareerRe: Top Skills That Have Created The Most Millionaires In The World by Alphageometrix: 4:00pm On Apr 06, 2018
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TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 4:39pm On Mar 28, 2018
YankeeJJC:
@Alphageometrix 2017? why were u refused? Anything behind those document? Necessary dues paid? u shouldn't be refused now
My brother I don't know o, the two bill of Lading I gave to them were very authentic. But the surprising thing is that they've not contacted me since 23/03/2018 my case was last updated.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 11:57am On Mar 28, 2018
Alphageometrix:
Thanks a lot Lady G for your prompt response. Let me show you the white paper given to me.
Nwannem Lady G don't worry I'll try to make the name shorter. I'm not supposed to contact them until after 2 months as written on the white paper. So I'm just in a fix and don't know what next to do.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 11:53am On Mar 28, 2018
LadyGuinivere:
@alphageomatrix..... Bia bros u no see shorter name?!

Actually I was impressed with your interview even before you mentioned your travel history. They just wanna verify your stuff.
Try emailing them in case the vo don forget. Don't forget to update us o
Thanks a lot Lady G for your prompt response. Let me show you the white paper given to me.

TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 11:34am On Mar 28, 2018
Update on my B1/B2 visa interview.

I had my interview on 15/03/2017 and up till date I'm yet to collect my passports.
I was placed on Administrative Processing since the interview and status was showing "Administrative Processing" when I check online. However my case was updated for the first time on 23/3/2017 and the status changed to refused. I have not received any email or text message as regards the refusal till date and I have also not received any notification on when to collect my passport back.
Please Gurus in the house is this normal? If one is refused a visa will he or she receive email to that effect? And how long will it take them return the passport if one is refused? Thanking u guys in anticipation.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 11:32am On Mar 28, 2018
[quote author=Alphageometrix post=65976762]Hi all, I had my interview on 15/03/2018. Oh! boy come see crowd,
Transcript :

Vo: good morning & how are u doing

Me : gd morning I'm doing good & u, she said good.

Vo: Passport pls

Me: Gave her the current one out of the 3 I came with.

Vo: Why are going to the US

Me: I just wanna take a holiday to New York city

Vo: What will u do they

Me: I want to use the opportunity to visit some of the world most iconic landmarks and tourist attractions (didn't finish what I was saying.)

Vo: cuts in, like where

Me: I said places like the American museum of Natural History, The Sept. 11 Memorial........

Vo: cuts in, what do u do

Me: I'm a director at xyz Ltd & we are into sales and distribution of auto spare parts both brand new ones & 2nd hand. I also sell cars as a side business.

Vo: okay how long have you been with this company

Me: 10 years and 8 months

Vo: I can see u're married

Me : Yes I've got my lovely wife and 2 lovely kids.

Vo: How old is your son

Me: Would be 3 on 2nd April & my daughter is 18 months.

Vo: they are not travelling with u

Me : No not this time.

Vo: I can see u have a friend in the US

Me:yes

Vo:where does he work

Me: Named the company but out of panic I couldn't state it as it was on the form.

Vo: okay I see u've been to the UK, Hong-Kong, Turkey

Me : yes I've been to the UK many times for holiday, Hong-Kong for business and Turkey just on a day visit due to having a 24hrs layover. (note my 5-year UK visit visa just expired last month)

Vo: can I see your previous passports

Me:Handed them to her

Vo:How many cars have u sold in the past one year

Me :surprised, I said 10 altogether

VO: Do u have any document like Bill of Lading to that effect

Me: Yes, I brought out 2 bills of Lading covering 7 vehicles

Vo: glanced at them and asked u said 10 cars

Me :Yes 7 imported from abroad and 3 bought locally

VO: thank u for the information provided, hope u don't mind me keeping the 2 bills of Lading. Brought out a white paper and circled Administrative Processing. We will contact u via email or text message as soon as we are through.

Me: No problems and thank u. (note: my 3 passports are with them). It's my first time of applying so I kind of don't know what to expect. No other document was checked.
Pls gurus in the house enlighten me on the likely outcome of the Administrative Processing.





Update on my B1/B2 visa interview.

I had my interview on 15/03/2017 and up till date I'm yet to collect my passports.
I was placed on Administrative Processing since the interview and status was showing "Administrative Processing" when I check online. However my case was updated for the first time on 23/3/2017 and the status changed to refused. I have not received any email or text message as regards the refusal till date and I have also not received any notification on when to collect my passport back.
Please Gurus in the house is this normal? If one is refused a visa will he or she receive email to that effect? And how long will it take them return the passport if one is refused? Thanking u guys in anticipation.
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Reacts To Her Father, Vincent Idowu's Curse On Man That Would Marry Her by Alphageometrix: 10:29pm On Mar 26, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I need to talk to Jason Njoku or Tchidi Chikere ASAP.

The Idowus have qualified and merited having a Nigerian version of the TV show Keeping Up With The Kardashians on Iroko TV.
Keeping up with the Idowu's
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 10:07pm On Mar 19, 2018
[quote author=seyewest post=65982955]If the bill of lading is real and you have a good travel history you have nothing to fear.
Sure bro the bill of Lading is 100% real. Thanks loads.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 6:26pm On Mar 19, 2018
Congrats bro. I tap into ur miracle

Thanks bro, God will do it for u. Just be bold, truthful, do not panic and most of all pray over it.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 5:49pm On Mar 19, 2018
Hi all, I had my interview on 15/03/2018. Oh! boy come see crowd,
Transcript :

Vo: good morning & how are u doing

Me : gd morning I'm doing good & u, she said good.

Vo: Passport pls

Me: Gave her the current one out of the 3 I came with.

Vo: Why are going to the US

Me: I just wanna take a holiday to New York city

Vo: What will u do they

Me: I want to use the opportunity to visit some of the world most iconic landmarks and tourist attractions (didn't finish what I was saying.)

Vo: cuts in, like where

Me: I said places like the American museum of Natural History, The Sept. 11 Memorial........

Vo: cuts in, what do u do

Me: I'm a director at xyz Ltd & we are into sales and distribution of auto spare parts both brand new ones & 2nd hand. I also sell cars as a side business.

Vo: okay how long have you been with this company

Me: 10 years and 8 months

Vo: I can see u're married

Me : Yes I've got my lovely wife and 2 lovely kids.

Vo: How old is your son

Me: Would be 3 on 2nd April & my daughter is 18 months.

Vo: they are not travelling with u

Me : No not this time.

Vo: I can see u have a friend in the US

Me:yes

Vo:where does he work

Me: Named the company but out of panic I couldn't state it as it was on the form.

Vo: okay I see u've been to the UK, Hong-Kong, Turkey

Me : yes I've been to the UK many times for holiday, Hong-Kong for business and Turkey just on a day visit due to having a 24hrs layover. (note my 5-year UK visit visa just expired last month)

Vo: can I see your previous passports

Me:Handed them to her

Vo:How many cars have u sold in the past one year

Me :surprised, I said 10 altogether

VO: Do u have any document like Bill of Lading to that effect

Me: Yes, I brought out 2 bills of Lading covering 7 vehicles

Vo: glanced at them and asked u said 10 cars

Me :Yes 7 imported from abroad and 3 bought locally

VO: thank u for the information provided, hope u don't mind me keeping the 2 bills of Lading. Brought out a white paper and circled Administrative Processing. We will contact u via email or text message as soon as we are through.

Me: No problems and thank u. (note: my 3 passports are with them). It's my first time of applying so I kind of don't know what to expect. No other document was checked.
Pls gurus in the house enlighten me on the likely outcome of the Administrative Processing.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 5:48pm On Mar 19, 2018
H.
TravelRe: Cows Spotted At Abuja International Airport (Pictures & Reactions) by Alphageometrix: 10:50pm On Mar 04, 2018
ZombieBuster:
There is no cause for alarm




It's a cow country already
A government of cows by the cows and for cows
That's Zoogerias No 1 citizen.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Friend Over N1000 Note They Saw On The Ground In Lagos. Graphic Photo by Alphageometrix: 9:55pm On Feb 20, 2018
[quote author=Jirate post=65232754]God, See Wetin Buhari Cause, We are in real Trouble....
We are deep shit bro.
TravelRe: Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Passenger Refused To Stop Farting ( by Alphageometrix: 7:02pm On Feb 17, 2018
[quote author=BloggersNG post=65137774]A Dutch pilot was reportedly forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger's refusal to stop farting sparked a mid-air fight.

Transavia Airlines flight HV6902 was headed to Amsterdam from Dubai when the pilot brought the plane down in Vienna, telling authorities the passengers were on a rampage, Mirror.co.uk reports.

The source of the anger was an elderly man who was noisily passing wind and refused to stop when disturbed passengers asked him to.

Even the pilot became involved and asked the man to restrain himself but he refused.

A fight then broke out, forcing the pilot to land the plane and have the assailants removed from the plane.

Four people who were seated near the man were escorted from the plane in Austria.

One of the removed passengers, 25-year-old Nora Lachhab told De Telegraaf the crew didn't do much to ease the situation.

"It was crazy that we were included, we had no idea who these boys were, we just had the bad luck to be in the same row and we didn't do anything," she said.
"All I will say is that the crew were really provocative and stirred things up.
oo Chi moo

BusinessRe: Distributors Needed for a new children's juice set to enter the Nigerian market by Alphageometrix:
K.
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke Stuns In New Photos by Alphageometrix: 7:37pm On Jan 19, 2018
Threebear:
Just like the Kardashians ,she's embracing the hoe life, next ,she'll start a reality show.
Keeping up with the cucumbers.

FashionRe: From Thin To Thick & Curvy: Lady Shares Her Transformation Within 3 Years by Alphageometrix: 7:33pm On Jan 19, 2018
Tessyama1:
A 22-year-old Nigerian lady, Oyindamola shared her 3-year transformation picture on Instagrama nd it caught our attention.

She wrote;

"Transformation Tuesday !!!!!! I have bin through thin and thicke ☺️☺️☺️,by the way I was 19,that was three years ago ���� #thickeandcurvy #transformationtuesday"

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/01/check-out-this-nigerian-ladys.html
O Chimu o!

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