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RomanceRe: This Nigerian Man Is Looking For A Husband For His Sister (photos) by Alphageometrix: 6:11pm On Jan 15, 2018
princechurchill:
Make she go inside Garden of Eden and create her own man na abi she don dey tire for slaying
Chai Uwa nka sef.

RomanceRe: This Lady From Lesotho Wants A Nigerian Man (Photo) by Alphageometrix: 5:58pm On Jan 14, 2018
[quote author=Obas101 post=64191593]All these foreigners on this forum, you are all seeking attention.. Not to bother, you've been noticed [/quote
Abeg I no wan laugh.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Dismisses Engagement Rumors: 'My Ring Finger Is Still Bare' by Alphageometrix: 8:12pm On Jan 12, 2018
Bigbanana:
Popular Nigerian blogger Linda ikeji cries out on instagram saying her ring finger is free and so much pressure on her to marry...

Could she be looking for a man?

Source:https://chikasom..com.ng/2018/01/my-ring-finger-is-still-bare-linda.html?m=1
Osino pressure to marry?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FA Cup: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (4 - 2) On 7th January 2018 by Alphageometrix: 8:58pm On Jan 07, 2018
RoyaleR:
4-2 ooooo goall... arsenal should just surrender



i think say dem wan cancel d goal
Chai Uwa nka sef!!

RomanceRe: Photos Of A Flexible Sexy Lady Go Viral by Alphageometrix: 7:20am On Nov 25, 2017

RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Buys South African Man A G-class To Apologise For Impregnating Wife by Alphageometrix: 12:48pm On Oct 27, 2017
Gourdoinc:
in a rush to type on this thread, my phone just fell down and now I have a broken screen. may the curse of swollen scrotum and pus filled vagina never escape from these shameless people who broke my phone e with their infidelity and stupidity
Lol
Autos2007 Mazda CX-7 Full Options by Alphageometrix(op): 3:55pm On Oct 24, 2017
I have here a 2007 Tokunbo Mazda CX-7 in pristine condition. The ride is fully loaded with all the options Viz: Off white leather upholstery, Powerful Bose Sound System, 18" Alloy wheels, Ice cold factory fitted air conditioner, Navigation & Dvd system, Back up camera, Keyless entry and remote start, Panoramic Roof, 111k milage & near brand new Tyres. Price is 2.6M, U can get in touch via 08034376570.
TV/MoviesRe: Picture Quality Of TSTV: Bein Sport HD Live On Tstv by Alphageometrix: 10:29am On Oct 07, 2017
[quote author=elyte89 post=61175654][/quote Gbam!!
TV/MoviesRe: Interview With Bright Ikechukwu Echefu, TSTV CEO (Video) by Alphageometrix: 3:18pm On Oct 03, 2017
ucsparks:
Igbos developing Nigeria since the white men left us. I know that's why they don't want us to go... If we get Biafra and after 10years, zoogerians will flood our country looking for jobs like gateman and shoe makers cheesy
"Zoogerians" Abeg I no wan laugh... grin grin
TravelRe: Air Travellers, Share Your Travel Experiences With African Airlines by Alphageometrix: 1:54pm On Oct 01, 2017
Obalende:
Royal Air Maroc, Ethiopian Airlines, Egypt Air

Are these airlines safe? Any experiences?
Of the three airlines mentioned Ethiopian is the best and number one in Africa. I've flown Ethiopian so many times to the far east and Europe and they were simply fantastic. Ever smiling crew, top of the range aircrafts, good food and wines, world class in flight entertainment systems, good leg room, short connecting times at Addis and pocket friendly fares. I flew Royal Air Maroc last June to Manchester. It was not that bad but can't be compared to Ethiopian. Though a little bit cheaper than Ethiopian. I've not tried Air Egypt.
PoliticsRe: PYTHON DANCE II: Ebonyi Rejects, Snubs Military Medical Aid by Alphageometrix: 10:38am On Sep 21, 2017
littlewonders:
Free healthcare indeed. The only sickness in the body of south east commoners at this moment are 'depression!' Emotional instability, after killing their brothers, raping their sisters even going as far to tag them 'Terrorist'.

How do you convince such people your healthcare services isn't a dead end service. My fore fathers use to say; 'A man who doesn't like your brother and sister does not like you!!'

One man went to UN and said Dialogue is important but in his house 'Violence' is the best approach.

Hypocrisy begot more hypocrisy.

I've learnt from this government that if anybody, group of people make me uncomfortable in a debate or through issues, I need to use violence(Physical approach) to reset them to my own quest.



Nevertheless, Who can recommend what sort of drugs I can take to completly erase Emotional instability or depression? All the young people in my hood are looking for it. #Save-a-life-not-to-commit-suicide.
Simply a masterpiece.
FoodRe: A Nairalander Caught A Big Python, Cooked It And Ate It With His Family (Photos) by Alphageometrix: 10:25pm On Sep 16, 2017
SUPERPACK:
lalasticlala right now
Operation egwu eke 2
Technology MarketRe: How Do I Ship Item To Nigeria From Canada by Alphageometrix: 11:41pm On Sep 10, 2017
processrxtn:
Good day guys !

I need help urgently on how I can send Items from Canada to Nigeria.

I would prefer an agent here on NL.

Thanks
Depends on what u want to send. Do u want to send by air or sea?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by Alphageometrix: 10:10am On Sep 08, 2017
kayzuz:
Hello House,


This is a note of appreciation to everyone on this platform who at one time or the other gave their advise or words of encouragement. Submitted at VAC on the 27th of July with mum and sister; who got their visa 3 wks after application.
At 5:20pm yesterday received the mail that my passport was ready.
I jet to Ikeja at 10am, with palpitations. I could not open the package till I got back to work. At work, I entered the toilet and locked myself inside, where I struggled to throw open the bag. After so much hassle, the bag was open, I saw my passport, checked into the bag for any other thing, I didnt see any thing. I opened my passport, flip through the pages, and saw nothing, I started sweating. Meanwhile my sister told me if they refuse me that I will get a white paper letter. I CHECKED THE FLOOR TO SEE IF THE PAPER PERHAPS DROPPED WHILE i WAS TEARING THE BAG, NOTHING O. Ha, My hands were already shaking, I then shook my passport, flipped the pages again, one small paper just dropped from it. I was like ha, after everything, refusal noni, I hissed, braced myself up to read the reason for refusal. But to my surprse, the paper read IMPORTANT NOTICE! PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THE INFORMATION ON YOUR VISA BEFORE....... Na so I jump o, I THEN calmly opened my passport and saw, the stamp o, with my pix taken at the VAC. 180 DAYS, C-VISIT, MULTI..BLABLA...

My people, I thank urna wellwell. You guys actually help me thru the ordeal. I lamented a lot during the wait cos I am not a patient person, and I read where some are still waiting 3 months for their visa. I cant imagine waiting that long, I might just faint.
But this UKVI people are good people ooo, their head is correct, I look forward to do more biz with them in the future (Did I just change my mouth..lol)

In between, guys how do I get a really cheap airline, for less than 250k to London.
Congrats bro, u might as well check out Royal Air Maroc.
TravelRe: Iceland Set To Deport Nigerian Couple, Daughter by Alphageometrix: 7:24pm On Aug 30, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Oba agha to kpe!!!


They should just snap plenty fine photos and post on their Facebook pages for memory sake.

Because once they set foot back in Benin, they will never smell oyibo man's land again.

The man is lucky he has experience as a driver.
He shouldn't have problems getting a job with Agofure Motors, Afemai Line or Bob Izua Motors.
Abeg I no wan laugh. U are very funny bro.
TravelRe: Iceland Set To Deport Nigerian Couple, Daughter by Alphageometrix: 7:21pm On Aug 30, 2017
ThisTrend:
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The appeal of a Nigerian couple Sunday Iserian and Joy Lucky, and their eight year old daughter to stay in Iceland, has been rejected. They will be deported to Nigeria, the country’s Immigration and Asylum appeals board, ruled on Monday.

The family received this news after living in Iceland after a year and a half. Both Iserian and Joy had left Nigeria more than eight years ago, via the Libya route, to Italy, where they met and had the child.

They later migrated to Iceland, in search of a better life. Iserian appealed for political asylum due to threats he claimed he received from the Nigerian government. He says that he was a victim of political persecution and was afraid for his life.

He worked as a driver for the leader of the PDP, who was murdered when Sunday was driving. “They shot him to death and then burned the car. I escaped to a nearby farm and then hid with my uncle,” he said.

Following this incident the Nigerian government put out a warrant for Sunday’s arrest as he was suspected of killing the man. Sunday shows the journalist a story from the Sunday Observer where he’s wanted by police following the murder.

After spending a few days at his uncle’s house, members of the Boko Haram attacked the home and killed his uncle and his uncle’s son. Sunday fled to a nearby church where he received money to get him away from Nigeria to Libya and onwards to Italy.

Joy Lucky claimed she was a victim of sexual slavery while pregnant with their daughter Mary. Joy describes being approached by a vicar at her local church back in Nigeria who promised to get her a job as a nanny in Europe. ..Once she accepted the offer, she was taken to a building where her hair, and her pubic hair, was cut off and her body washed according to black magic rituals to scare her into compliance.

Their stories appeared to have been taken as cock and bull stories and thus rejected by the Immigration Appeals. The news of the rejection oftheir application met with some furore in Iceland and an online petition was set up for them to be able to stay in the country.

Source: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/08/iceland-set-to-deport-nigerian-couple.html

c; lalasticlala
Naija I hail o! Aduro no easy again for Europe. Give them a convincing story bro.
PoliticsRe: Funny President Rat Banner Warning Spotted In Lagos by Alphageometrix: 9:42pm On Aug 29, 2017
pluzo:
See the funny banner I saw while driving through a street.. I cannot laugh grin grin

#Lalastical
lol
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alphageometrix: 6:17pm On May 12, 2017
FraudMan:
Plus mine, making it 35........ lol
plus mine, making 36. I've driven only once this week just to test the new fare and it's not worth it. Unless Uber cut's short their commission as well, if not the whole thing is rubbish.
TravelRe: UBER/TAXIFY Drivers Embark On A Strike Action Over Reduction In Fares, Others by Alphageometrix: 6:16pm On May 08, 2017
helphelp:
All those old baba yellow taxi jazz don dey work already.

Those people get jazz
bros abeg I no wan laugh
TravelRe: Uber Nigeria In Trouble As Driver Embark On Strike See Reasons With Photos by Alphageometrix: 10:29am On May 08, 2017
My brother it's terrible. Do u know I picked someone from Maryland to Oko Oba near Abule Egba after about 2Hrs in traffic and the fare was 1000. Uber collected 250 and I was left with 750. It's heartbreaking.
PoliticsRe: Buhari And Amosun Eat Together In UK (Photos) by Alphageometrix: 7:40pm On Jan 30, 2017
metronaija:
President Buhari having dinner with Governor Ibikunle Amosun yesterday night in the abroad UK.

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/01/photo-buhari-and-gov-amosun-eat.html
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Stage managed stuff.... I think the poor old dude's left hand is paralyzed due to stroke. They are just trying to deceive the masses with all these pictures surfacing online lately.
CelebritiesRe: Kanu Nwakwo Is My Inspiration - Laura Ikeji by Alphageometrix: 7:30pm On Jan 30, 2017
Ovokoo:
Laura Ikeji was full of praises for the brother to her new wedded husband, Kanu Nwankwo. She said:

@kingkanu4 was so lit He was so happy and joyous, danced more than Boo and I did. You can see his happiness came from within. He was my motivation that day because he kept on going and asked us to enjoy every moment. Even when the crowd became overwhelming he didn’t stop having fun. Wow. He was more than amazing. Thank u x10000. @kingkanu4 I love ur brother. In fact I’m obsessed with him, lol, I’ll try to be the best wife to him. LIK

http://ovoko.com.ng/laura-ikeji-kanu-nwankwo-inspiration/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP48q-6FxjK/?taken-by=lauraikeji
. Ebidosia onato darling..darling, gigigi.. Gagaga.. ka oganafionu.
CelebritiesRe: Brymo: "I Am Going To Hell When I Die" by Alphageometrix: 11:58pm On Jan 25, 2017
voiceoftheupcom:
Like all other "good" people, singer Brymo says he is going to hell, after death

source: http://www.eyesoflagos.com/2017/01/singer-brymo-says-he-is-going-to-hell.html
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Dude must be high on some of these banned substances.
PoliticsRe: FG To Prosecute Rumour Mongers On President Buhari’s Health by Alphageometrix: 11:26pm On Jan 25, 2017
Afriifa:
The only news that will relieve MMM participants from committing suicide is the death of the President.

Lord let Thy will be DONE.


I am tired.
Lol, bros u go kill person with laughter. That was quite hilarious.
CelebritiesRe: Niyi Johnson Engaged To Seyi Edun by Alphageometrix: 12:47pm On Jan 15, 2017
Never visited nairaland any day without this lady's name popping up. What is it about this Toyin Aimakhu?
Is she the biggest nairaland financier? I don't know if anyone else feels me.
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi And Juliet Ibrahim Say Ghana Influenced Nigerian Music, Nigerians React by Alphageometrix: 3:52pm On Jan 12, 2017
[quote author=Kondomatic post=52738299]We in Kuvuki land do not know where Ghana is located.

Is Ghana a local government in ebonyi state?
Abeg I no wan laugh grin grin

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