₦airaland Forum

Queenserah26:
Happy birthday beautiful. I just like this babe

jlinkd78:
It's quite unfortunate that some people knew from day one dat Buhari epitomizes leadership failure and nepotism of d highest order but cos of primordial sentiments they voted him into power believing his body language which transmuted into body odour will do d magic. Buhari never hid his intransigent mindset but we warned them but a joint hatred towards d Dotland nation they foisted this calamity on us. Every indices of governance now in d red. Thank goodness as Onye Dot, our resilience to survival is top notch added to our spare parts dealer concept

southniyikaye:
What more can the young man ask for?
1m
500k
Free accommodation till he is able to stand on his own.. Believe me, this is no clout chasing, the boy would have been a good and accountable apprentice.
Cos before igbo man go do you this kin good, nwane, you must have performed beyond expectation..
Igbo sha...
This culture is what makes them business oriented...
You no fit dey learn something from small make you no come Sabi am well..
The boy must have been accountable unlike some crooks that has been milking this country dry, they now turn covid to a money making scheme giving us diff figures and scores.
They try to undo themselves in both
Lying competition
Stealing competition
Looting competition
Hoarding competition.

They make me realize there is a clear diff btw stealing and looting..

envoymedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1372843/hit-run-driver-kills-woman-onitsha-photo/

LadySarah:


He must think he's dealing with the poor northerners. lol.
Igbos call his type Anuofia!

eugenenwajei:

Themainboy22:
UEFA for kukuma allow them to enjoy their ban in peace. Of what use is the upliftment to them, when i'm sure they are not coming closer to winning the cup even in the next ten years?.

Ezennwa:
hmm!

Igbo Amaka.

LORDofODDS:
https://punchng.com/breaking-obiano-relaxes-lockdown-asks-churches-to-resume-activities/

Ozid:
Good morning good people of Nairaland. I hope you all are doing great and keeping safe during this period of corona virus endemic..

Pls I need help!! My younger brother has been battling with a certain rash on his head since 2013. We keep on treating and after sometimes the rashes disappear and appear later.

He has used all kinds of creams and was even on pills to treat the rashes yet the rashes refuse to go. Pls is there anybody that knows the name of the rashes and how it can be treated because my younger brother is gradually losing his self-esteem because he can hardly go out without putting on cap to cover the area that is affected by the rashes.

Suggestions, criticism and possible solutions to the problem are welcomed. Doctors in the house your input will be highly appreciated. Attached below is a picture showing the true state of the affected areas

Pls mods move this to FP for wider coverage

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Ojindu:
Well good

AlexReports:
Minister Of Labour, Senator, Deputy Governor, APC Chieftains, Others Storm Late Apostle Raphael Onyeagba

The late father of Amb. Elijah Onyeagba, the former candidate of All Progressive Congress for Njikoka, Anaocha, Dunukofia Federal Constituency in Anambra state has been finally laid to rest on the 20th/ 21st of February 2020, in a well attended burial ceremony held at the compound of Late Apostle Raphael Onyeagba in Umueze Awovu Village, Enugwu Ukwu, Njikoka LGA, Anambra state.

According StatePress, the burial ceremony was a talk of the town as it witnessed the distinguished presenceog high leveled personalities including the Minister of Labour, Dr. Chris Ngige, Senators Ekwunife, Anambra Deputy Governors, APC Chieftains and amongst other reputable individuals from across Nigeria.

Speaking with one of the guests at the historic ceremony of the Burial of Apostle Raphael, he described the burial ceremony as one that it reminds him of the extraordinary wisdom and influence of late Apostle Raphael when he was yet alive. He noted that though Apostle Raphael may have lived-on at 81years, but his achievements and impact will remain alive forever.

The occasion also witnessed the condolence presence of friends, family members, extended relations, children, grand children, great grand children, in-laws and other close relations from within and outside the country. In a statement by Amb. Elijah who spoke with our reporters, he stressed on his appreciation to the guests who made out time to be at the burial ceremony of his father, Late Apostle Raphael Onyeagba who gloriously exited this world few months ago after a life of impact and excellent achievements.

The burial ceremony also witnessed lots of entertainment, fun, reunion and other social experiences that gave so much colour and an ambience of joy, including an atmosphere of sober reflections amongst persons, guests, family members, relatives and friends of Late Apostle Raphael Onyeagba.

https://www.anambraupdate.com/2020/03/minister-of-labour-senator-deputy.html?m=1

cRobo:
Ask them to move that machine from you window side and if they fail to oblidge whenever their are not around pour salt in the petrol engine

masterflowx:
Obasanjo curse is really working on this man.

Baba l'ota right now... Idris, oya sing Nigeria gagagaaga nah...

Bigflamie:


Guys have deployed new system of yahoo, just get a small kid then let the kid act your script with your camera on standby then wait for the outcome of the publicity.

Bizzysmitty:
Make una allow person hear word, USA na Heaven?

AngryIgboMan:
These keke people were a total and complete Nuisance. They constituted a whole lot of mess in Lagos.

Does Okada ride in Tokyo, Japan, Beijing, Berlin or New York?

Even, is Okada in Onitsha? Why would Okada be allowed in Ikeja the seat of government?

For those saying crime rate will increase, thats unless Lagos state government is clueless and stuppid. Sanwo Olu is smart though as far as I know and a very hardworking governor. You can deny this if you want... But the heavy volume of work going on Lagos roads speaks for itself.

Obiano the drunkard (My state Governor Onye Onwu Nkwu) banned Okada in Anambra. Did heavens fall? Rochas even went to the extent of banning keke in the entire state. Did crime rate increase? Was okada not banned in Nnewi even with the rate of billionaire Okada importers from that axis? Did anybody die?

What most of you don't know is that Nigeriens, Chadians, Sudanese, Malians and Somalians took over South West without anybody knowing! It was gradual, crude and definite.... But they were almost succeeding before I believe Sanwo Olu stepped in. At a time, I was asking myself if there is no regulatory body managing these people in Lagos anymore.

They virtually took over Lagos with there stuppid, crazy and mannerless style of driving. They felt like Lords of the city and if you try to caution them, they will bow there heads in foolishness to thank you. But in there hearts, they were calling you Mumu after scratching your car.

What is Keke doing in Victoria Island? Who even brought this useless contraption to Nigeria? India that manufactures these nonsense made moves to regulate them.

Google Indian roads and see how organized keke driving is. But in Lagos, its madness! They will keep on creating multiple lanes that cause traffic, scratching peoples car with no mercy, hitting pedestrians with reckless abandon while using there Okada and useless keke to rob at night!

I ask again, is Lagos no longer a city? Why is there no Okada in Tokyo, Japan, Beijing, Berlin, Stuttgart, Dubai, Osaka, Chicago or New York?

Sanwo Olu if you are reading this, its not much about making these laws. Its about enacting and enforcing these laws! Enforce the ban and see sanity return to Lagos!

cc

NB
For those quoting me and saying "Why am I working and investing in Lagos and why not the East"... My answer is very simple.

Lagos gave my life some meaning that our five hopeless Eastern Governors never gave me. Infact, Sanwo Olus government has been so good to Mainland Lagos where I do busines. Why would I hate him? Why bite fingers that is trying to give my life a meaning?


FYI, ABUM EZIGBOTE NWAFOR IGBO NA ACHU EGO NA LAGOS.

lovat:
RED TAOISM HAS REALLY DESTROY NIGERIA.


damn

fuckingAyaya:
Is Nigeria really a Zoo or Evil forest?

KingSatan:


You are not ashamed to share your stupidity to the world.

What the hell happened to Growing up Mr?

She called and you gave her 2k to buy foodstuffs. BROTHER YOU ARE MAD! AND I CURSE YOU

A "Nigerian" Woman treated you like used rags because she didn't see the big picture, now that you are made she is crying and you are asking us what to do in such situation?

If you don't open that your smelly mouth and tell her to G-E-T T-H-E F-U-C-K O-U-T, then i will terminate your manhood.

Hungry leeches looking for free meal tickets.

Davash222:
Looserpool fans blaming Iheanacho for their miseries.

Quick reminder, Looserpool was once topping the league with 11 points, what happened?? You’re waiting for Iheanacho to win the League for una. Shameless club with brown teeth and ‘Hug Hug’ coach.

AcuraZDX:
A Nigerian man has reacted after getting a "Dear esteemed customer" message from a casket company.

The man identified as Obong Ekpe on sharing the photo, wrote;

So this Casket outlet I used during my dad's funeral few months ago sent me a Happy New Month SMS /thanks for your patronage with the tag "Dear Esteemed Customer".
I'm just back from their office,I had to physically go warn them that I'm not their customer ..
What nonsense.

I don't have anything to advertise here , just follow me and I'll follow back ASAP.

That's the casket in question, it was standard but I no wan be their customer mbok IJN..amen ohh.

See more
https://zenithnaija.com/man-reacts-after-getting-dear-esteemed-customer-message-from-a-casket-company/

kiddoiLL:
chai!! for Nigeria here And u dey para like this, u no even thank God say dem no remove d engine go

Sirheny007:
The word "Actress" is now a professional euphemism for this farm tool

gistblogger:
Lagos socialite, Pretty Mike listed the names of celebrities in Nigeria who have done plastic surgery in his first post last week. He also made it known that plastic surgery and body enhancement is fast becoming a trend in Lagos as centres where such is done keep springing up.

In his last post he Pretty Mike mentioned Tonto Dikeh, Toke Makinwa, Ini Edo, Pricess bbn, Onyi Alex and others.

He has fullfill his promise by releasing full list of celebs who do plastic surgery names include;

AnnieDibia,#Freda #SharonFrancis,TracyNwapa,KukusHair Cy4luv,ChiomaGoodHair Stephany cole
Nancyisimeofficial ,EriataEse sassyalexy Nimdefabulouss, Lindaosifo, Descushiel,
Tiannahsplaceempire ,Adaezeyobo
Sonialareinaa_official,Princesssalt2
Destinyetikooficial ,Officialsusylicious22 ,Officialmeehlesahj, Kalby_, BarbaraNwokolo, Moyolawalofficial,Mimilicious
Lindz_monique,Isabella(beunique_b)
IamtataRiche, QuinnyVuitton ,PrincessLinny Lapealnyc ,mamaj_88(JOJO),MoetAbebe,Omobutty, RonkeOdusanya Bugzy
EricaMoore ,moniqueSamuel ,TamaDecor Nikky, Imelda ,Kachi,

Pretty wrote ;



Gist from Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/pretty-mike-exposes-more-nigerian-celebrities-who-have-done-plastic-surgery-see-names

helobabe:
A beautiful Nigerian lady identified as Temmy took to her Instagram page as she highlights her achivements before she clocks age 30 in January 2019.

The lady, who took to her social media profile mentioned that she may not be classified as being successful in her career yet, but she is so proud of herself and feels she has been able to reach a feat a lot of people only dream of.

She writo on her Instagram page;



News from Gistmore - https://gistmore.com/pretty-lady-highlights-her-achievements-ahead-of-her-30th-birthday

FlirtyGist:
BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/couple-cant-smile-rare-condition-fall-love-photo

Hotfreeze:
White clouds behind airplanes aren't fuel, don't let the OP mislead you.

Those white streaks planes leave behind are actually artificial clouds. They're called contrails, which is a shortened version of the phrase “condensation trail." Airplane engines produce exhaust, just like car engines do. As hot exhaust gases escape from a plane, the water vapor in the fumes hits the air.

TechCapon, stick to your tech blogging about chargers and earpieces and stop misleading people. You think pilots dump fuel indiscriminately? Nigger thinks aviation fuel is tap water.