Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Loses His Local Government To APC by ALPHAGUY: 8:11pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
DeleTaller: Even if Tinubu was really sick.. Is it proper for Dino to mock him on stage the way he did?
Dino lost everything politically from that day. Very true 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Share That Offence You Committed As A Kid That No One Knows About by ALPHAGUY: 7:49pm On Oct 18, 2023 |
bummyla: My mum always complained her sales girl was stealing from her! And the sales girl had a locker where she keeps her things, because she lived with us! My mother never searched her bags or locker for one day! As she was stealing from my mum, I was was stealing from her too! I can easily pull out the back of that locker and still push it back! Whenever she is paid I steal all her salary!
After a while, everybody believed our house was haunted because this girls money and things kept missing!
My Dad was a tough lecturer! After exams, we steal out students scripts and give to them to rewrite, and resubmit, provided the pen or biro matched the one they used in the examination hall and we stole that business from my uncle! He kept wondering why students were not longer approaching him for that business! We charge less, and we help both sexes, but he was helping only the ladies that will give him both sex and money.
And I kept wondering how he never caught me peeping at him while em dey chop those girls for him room! My uncle chop and useless plenty female students! I watched them all at night! Wonder how he never caught me or he simply did not care! Hahahahaha funniest 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Share That Offence You Committed As A Kid That No One Knows About by ALPHAGUY: 7:20pm On Oct 18, 2023 |
Puss360: Lol.. Well this is a faceless forum... When I was around 9 or 10, I mistaken held my mum's young brother's di*k from his boxers... I didn't know what it was.. I just grabbed it while he was sleeping in the parlor one afternoon... Coz it was just shooting up from his boxers.... He woke up immediately and shouted at me... He was thinking I want to molest him while innocent me was thinking he was hiding something there ... That weekend he left the house. .. Ever since, he hasn't slept over at our place... He is married now with kids, but till we both die, it's a secret only both of us knows.. And he still my best uncle till date... His only daughter is my namesake Hahahahahaha Omoh this one na die |
Crime / Re: Moment Nigerian Man Absconds From Indian Police And Immigration (pics/video) by ALPHAGUY: 8:28pm On Oct 10, 2023 |
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Politics / Re: A Moral Call To Amoral Conscripts, By Wole Soyinka by ALPHAGUY: 7:40am On Oct 08, 2023 |
Againstallodds: Baba call on of them obedient for a debate. Maybe your blood go calm down. Fake professor Utyour kids would read his work in their secondary school syllabus. Well done Wole 1 Like |
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Romance / Re: Sex With A 50 Year Old Woman by ALPHAGUY: 6:32pm On Oct 06, 2023 |
OtuologyProf: I don't know who is in a better position to explain this mystery. But once you have sex with a 50 year old woman, she now looks 'small' in your eyes. I don't really know how to explain this thing, but I hope some of you will understand and help explain more. She go cum dey like one teenager, even her voice go change for your auditory meatus. Very true |
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Agriculture / Re: Complete Palm Oil Processing Machines by ALPHAGUY: 10:27pm On Oct 04, 2023 |
garriguy is scam oo. check his name well on nairaland |
Autos / Re: 2012 Model Dubia Upgrade To 2019 Model Toyota Prado Txl Fully Loaded Used by ALPHAGUY: 10:52pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
NICE CAR |
Autos / Re: Super Clean Foreign used Toyota Venza AWD v6 2010 Model (Price Reduced) by ALPHAGUY: 9:55am On Mar 31, 2019 |
WHATS THE MILEAGE? |
Autos / Re: Thinking Of A Toyota Sienna Next To Tokunbo 950 by ALPHAGUY: 10:39pm On Jan 30, 2019 |
LEME GIVE U 800K. WHATS THE MILEAGE? |
Autos / Re: Sold.Another Good Deal Few Months Used Corolla 2003 Available by ALPHAGUY: 9:50pm On Sep 23, 2018 |
location pls |
Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari To Return To Abuja On Saturday by ALPHAGUY: 7:08am On Aug 18, 2018 |
and nepotism is activated again in nigeria. i hate this old man to the bone |
Autos / Re: 2004 Toyota Corolla Registered For Sale Super Clean by ALPHAGUY: 5:46pm On Jul 28, 2018 |
Still available? |
Religion / Re: Which Gospel Song Takes You Into The Spiritual Realm? by ALPHAGUY: 8:58am On Jul 22, 2018 |
beautiful exchange by hillsong. just try it or god is able by hillsong 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: U.S. Pedophile Doctor Disgraced, Sentenced To 235 Years Imprisonment(Photos) by ALPHAGUY: 9:09pm On Feb 18, 2018 |
anibirelawal: A convict flying on a private jet.
235 Years in prison, did he commit a Genocide and buhari is free |
Politics / Re: I Saw Nigeria In Flame Yesterday In My Dream. Pray For Nigeria. by ALPHAGUY: 5:58pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Ken4Christ: I was in an unknown location and all of the sudden, a wild fire broke out in what appears to be a very big market. While I pondered on the terrible sight of the flame, like in a split of seconds, most houses around me was in flame. I also saw the death symbol represented by a human skull in the sky. There is war looming. More liked connected to the Herdsmen attacks. They want to strike in such a manner that it will engulf the entire nation almost at the same time. Houses might be set on fire while people are sleeping. You can predict what the scenario will look like. It was a frightening dream and it is a revelation of what is about to happen if we don't do anything about it.
God reveals things to me through dreams. I saw the failed Orkar coup of 1990. I saw it a week before it happened and I knew it was going to happen that same month.
I also saw Buhari's victory about six months before the election took place. I saw the President shot dead last year. This is yet unfulfilled.
Please, pray for Nigeria and let's put pressure on our state government to set up vigilante groups and armed them.
SO THE FIRE THAT IS ALREADY CONSUMING NIGERIANS AS HERDSMEN AND HARDSHIP UNDER PMB; URE JUST SEEING IT IN UR DREAM? PLS GET UP FROM YOUR SLEEP AND GET UR PVC CARD TO QUEENCH THE FIRE NEXT YEAR |
Autos / Re: Toks 04 Nissan Murano For 1.2m Asking price by ALPHAGUY: 6:28am On Oct 17, 2017 |
I DONT THINK PEOPLE STILL BUY THIS THING CALLED MURANO. ITS THE WORST NISSAN AUTO I KNOW IN THE MARKET |
Business / Re: Never Sign A Deal Without This Clause by ALPHAGUY: 5:54pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
OP, ADR must be that of lagos state. |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Petitions UN, EU, US, UK, Russia, Israel, Over Military Operation by ALPHAGUY: 7:38am On Sep 16, 2017 |
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Education / Re: LASU Students Call Out Other Corrupt Lecturers Following Sack Of ASUU Chairman by ALPHAGUY: 5:11pm On Sep 10, 2017 |
GOT RELIABLE INFOR FROM FEMALE STUDENTS THAT ONE LECTURER IN ENGLISH DEPARTMENT @ FED UNIV. LOKOJA MR. JAMES UDA HAS BEEN GIVING HIS FEMALE STUDENTS THREATS FOR SEX OR CARRYOVER. I HOPE HE IS CAUGHT ONE DAY TOO |
Autos / Re: Is Nigerian Market Vulnerable To Flooded Cars From Houston, Usa? by ALPHAGUY: 7:26am On Sep 01, 2017 |
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Autos / Re: Hurricane Harvey:Flooded Cars During Harvey Will Be Sold Out With No Flood Label by ALPHAGUY: 7:25am On Sep 01, 2017 |
computerglobal: [b]A half-million flooded cars and trucks could be scrapped after Harvey
There are scores of cars and trucks with water up to their windows and in some cases over the hood and roof.
In fact, the flooding is so extensive, Cox Automotive estimates a half-million vehicles may wind up in the scrap yard.
That means more cars, trucks and SUVs were parked on the street and in garages when Harvey swamped the city and surrounding areas.
With so many vehicles in the flood zone, auto insurers will be busy handling claims and cutting checks so flood victims can buy another car or truck.
Auto dealers are expecting a surge in business once Houston gets back on its feet
Those shopping for a used car may be surprised at the prices they see. Used-car values are already close to a record high
Meanwhile, not all of the flooded vehicles will wind up in the salvage yard. Many will be cleaned up and resold, often without the new buyer realizing they are buying a salvaged car or truck.
The resale of repaired flooded cars is not illegal, as long as the flood damage is disclosed on the title to buyers. After Hurricane Katrina, thousands of rebuilt flood vehicles were sold to unsuspecting buyers with titles that had been washed or reissued in a different state.
Half of the cars damaged get cleaned up and moved around the county with no notation of flood damage.
Dealers must disclose in writing if a vehicle has been branded.
A brand is a descriptive label assigned to a vehicle that appears on that vehicle’s title. This identifies the vehicle’s current or prior condition, such as junk, salvage or flood.
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Education / Re: What Was The Nickname You Gave To Your Teacher In School. by ALPHAGUY: 7:18am On Sep 01, 2017 |
some body taught us integrated science in Jss2 and introduced us chemistry and we found it fascinating when we were taught about what makes bones strong in animals. Ever since, we started calling the man Calcium 2.
Another Hausa Guy was called Mai Goro
One was called Langa because he used to drink too much Burukutu |