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Romance / Re: 10 Sermons Most Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by alphajerus(m): 11:46pm On Jul 19, 2015
wow dat nomber 1 is a lithle true because i also went fr some seminars and proggrams with the themes like 'dont let him decieve you'. Anyways any niralander has brain so let him or her use it.








I dedicate dis F T C to u reading dis aldough av got no mamas award bt ossanna.... Alpha jerus
Romance / Re: If This Man Grabs Your Babes Bum In Front Of You, What Would You Do by alphajerus(m): 12:24pm On Jul 17, 2015
meee .ah bt ehh were him prick da. I go kick am bt bfre den i go don keep leg fr door like usain bolt
Jokes Etc / Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by alphajerus(m): 12:19pm On Jul 17, 2015
see jamb question. Wot du u expect a star groom to do.. Use bic to pot da remaining 1 na.... Bt eh dat printer sefgringringrin
Family / Re: Photo:your Kid Does This To Your Brand New Car! by alphajerus(m): 12:12pm On Jul 16, 2015
what else should a father do if not smile it off and suit da repaires ... Na so i da do am fr here in canada..gringringrin


halla @ u wa da du ur mouth like mmmnnnnuuuuuuu...
Politics / Re: Ghastly Accident Along Ring Road, Ibadan,Many Severely Injured(Photos) by alphajerus(m): 12:08pm On Jul 16, 2015
i just hope dat no 1 died ..God pls help da injured and grant dem quick recovery.. Of course dis FTC na una own!!!
TV/Movies / Re: A Group Created By Emmysmusic On Whatsapp For Gospel Music Lovers.... by alphajerus(m): 3:15pm On Jul 10, 2015
08104634084.: name: Alpha jerus: gospel rap artist, chorus inventor, and back up..
Education / Re: Homeless Boy Doing His Homework By Mcdonald's Light Inspires Thousands Online by alphajerus(m): 3:12pm On Jul 10, 2015
mtscheeeeeeeew life has got many lessons to teach us. We myt have today and make a hell lot of noise not tinking or minding wether others have thiers... I am so touched by dis story and i dedicate it (FTC) again to all the ORPHANS,HOMELESS,HELPLESS,PHYSICALY CHALENGED.AND ABOVE ALL SICK PEOPLE . I love you all Alpha jerus.hurray!!!!! dont worry be HaPPY

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Politics / Re: Buhari A Curse To Nigeria by alphajerus(m): 5:17pm On Jul 07, 2015
HEI BRO DONT BE TO FAST IN CONCLUDING... I gues il say dat ur faster dan ur shadow in conclusion. Do not say things because others did some myt scale through bt some will fall in. Cos frm ur harsh tone of speaking ur a no surporter fangrin grin am warning u!!!
Celebrities / Re: Skuki Signs As A.Y.E. Brand Ambassadors (pics) by alphajerus(m): 3:19pm On Jul 01, 2015
wow!!!! Congrats to them. I know by now they go be like oya voomva vomvava::::. Hhahahahah gringrin thank god i made FTC i dedicate it to all da july celebrants and hapy new month to yuall"!!!! Alpha jerus
Crime / Re: Man Beheaded In Nanka, Anambra State (graphic Photo) by alphajerus(m): 3:06pm On Jul 01, 2015
chisos!!! some people are wicked oooo can u imagine da rate of wickedness. embarassed
Politics / Re: Ranking Of Nigerian States By Poverty Rates by alphajerus(m): 2:56pm On Jul 01, 2015
[b]wat hmmm i just cantbilivit.anambra...grin
Politics / Re: Amaechi Shines At A Cowboy Dinner In Lagos (photos) by alphajerus(m): 2:52pm On Jul 01, 2015
y e be say 9ja peps to da copy copy. I saw dat post and i tot abt our normal 9ja swagg bt... undecided

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Celebrities / Re: ‘I Was Raped By My Step-father,’maheeda Says On Father’s Day by alphajerus(m): 3:58pm On Jun 21, 2015
HAPPY FATHERS DAY 1ST OF ALL. But is dat girl claiming to have a sad experience growing up? Wow tell me da name again cos i seem to be lost here mtscheeeeew RUBBISH GIRL RUBBISH WAYS make she come make i tell her my own she go sad cos i grew up with JESUS. Any ways R.I.P .dad.......ALpha jerus...
Nairaland / General / Re: One Of Buhari's Trekker Is Declared Missing by alphajerus(m): 8:02am On Jun 19, 2015
KiKiKiKIKIKIKIKIKI oboy come see news ohhhhhhgrin one starboy don disappear with him legedes benz hahahahhh. Oya nah PMB has no biz in dis i Bet u. Bt all da same lemme keep laffing. KIKIKikikikikikikikikikikikikgrin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: He Proposed To Her And All She Did Was Laugh! What Does This Mean? by alphajerus(m): 10:21pm On Jun 18, 2015
DA ONLY REASON Y, SHE WAS LAFFING WAS DAT IN HER MIND SHE BIN DA SAY OBOY SEE SEASON FILM. I cant belive dat i am acting cinderala.grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Pls Guys... Your View Is Needed by alphajerus(m): 4:44pm On Jun 17, 2015
Oboy come see JAMB QUestion haaaaaaaa. Lwkmdgrin grin grin
Politics / Re: I Am Too Old To Perform What Nigerians Expects Of Me-buhari by alphajerus(m): 4:31pm On Jun 17, 2015
OBOY SEE HEADLINE NEWS. Make God just help PMB make e fit rule us with grace and mercy not force and pleasing abeg. Naija ehhh una demands 10 much jooorgrin
Romance / Re: Men Storm Radio Station After Girl Promised To Buy Car, House For Who Weds Her by alphajerus(m): 4:18pm On Jun 17, 2015
lyk seriosly grin. Men of nowardays be like .I CAN GRAB IT ONCE IT IS STILL FRESH .See dem swagg self nna ehh i tire ooogringrin
Jokes Etc / Re: Best law joke Ever! by alphajerus(m): 9:08am On Jun 03, 2015
so so so funny bt i forgot to laff. undecided
Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy-i Love Sex! by alphajerus(m): 9:02am On Jun 03, 2015
oluwa burna i love ur way bt if u realy said this then u must have eaten kai kai and groundnut last nytgringringrin.... Some times u get wot u dont expect from celebs.. FTC i dedicate dis row to huslers and lovers of GMB. No trekker is alowed pls.grin ;A
Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy-i Love Sex! by alphajerus(m): 9:01am On Jun 03, 2015
oluwa burna i love ur way bt if u realy said this then u must have eaten kai kai and groundnut last nytgringringrin.... Some times u get wot u dont expect from celebs
Fashion / Re: See What This 'sexy' Guy Is Spotted Doing At The ATM by alphajerus(m): 6:23am On Jun 03, 2015
MrFlavvor:
no b dbanj b dat
.. Frm da look of da curved nyash e be like na im ooo.grin gringringrin
Religion / Re: Pastor W.f Kumuyi In Tivs Attire. by alphajerus(m): 6:18am On Jun 03, 2015
i am truly disappointrd with what u just said ,as regards to a man of GOD... U will understand if only u want to understand. Tnx
Politics / Re: Buhari Condoles With Anambra, Joe Biden by alphajerus(m): 9:16am On Jun 02, 2015
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good president who understands our pains long live GMB

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Politics / Re: Buhari Condoles With Anambra, Joe Biden by alphajerus(m): 8:08am On Jun 02, 2015
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good president who understands our pains long live GMB

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Jokes Etc / Re: FUNNY MEME... When Buhari Said... I Belong To Nobody (pix) by alphajerus(m): 8:06pm On Jun 01, 2015
OBJ face be like chai dis guy don fall my hand fr broad daylight grin

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Celebrities / Re: Check Out Rihanna's Outfit (you Will Never Own Me) by alphajerus(m): 8:03pm On Jun 01, 2015
first to comment i dedicate this row to all orphans around da world like me...Alpha jerus
But if i shuld say it seems dat girl has it in mind to go out in da streets with only skirts ... Am just fed up with this celebs
Romance / Re: When Your Wife Dad Never Wanted The Wedding To Happen by alphajerus(m): 4:36pm On Jun 01, 2015
like seriosly see as da guys face be(in okons voice) especialy dat one with shor nika. Oboy seee posing!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Comments, So Ambiguous!! by alphajerus(m): 4:33pm On Jun 01, 2015
i wonder ooooo my dear u never even confuse reach me. Cos i had to rush and get an abreviation dictionary b4 i could understand u.... Se me see trouble wat is FTC
Nairaland / General / Re: Meet 103-yr-old Woman Who Said Secret To Her Long Life Is She Doesn't Watch TV! by alphajerus(m): 4:27pm On Jun 01, 2015
ahh de same here i have not bin on any social network and am clocking 150 ... If i hear! . Bt ehh dis woman wan talk say na only pictures she da read look her face na

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